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Islander:
ROFLMSAfAO,

Ferlie, so wait, you are my loyal boy? Yet you up in here comparing me to Tolo tolo? That's just wrong.

Anyway, I suggest you behave your ass( yo tail). Just when the Jackal and I were planning on taking you Island hopping, hook you up with an Island cutie, take you snorkling and scuba diving, you come here spoiling everything,

Man am off, you killed my fun,

nothing dey happen. cool your nerves.
dont u know nairaland is boring nowadays? we need to WARM IT UP. GEDDIT?

bed mate

ifyalways:
been around dear,sch.uzzyan i guess has gone back to school.

@topic i find it [b]unbelievable.[/b]Dr ferlie SEUN ?
wonderssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

so do I. I must be sounding intelligent nowadays to be compared to the owner of the land

Chacal:
@ Dr Ferlie,

They don't call me CHACAL for nuthing.
I am called Le Chacal NOT ONLY because i can tear 20 full grown men to bits with ma paws.
They call me Jackal because i can sniff scandals a thousand miles away. . . . . . . .
I have got a MASTERMIND, ma tentacles are spread far and wide . . .and u have been on ma radar for the last 30 days.
Tread slowly before the hunter becomes the hunted!!!!

P.S. You can buy the other half of ma story. How much are u willing to pay?

that is why you be my Oga.

I will buy the story out in confidence

lover

Islander:
Ferlie aka Seun,
I don't care who you spread rumors or truth about. JUST leave my Baby daddy's name out, or you will feel my wrath.

I am warning your nappy ass, LOL.

you must be very smart to discover that dr ferlie is seun. so also islander is mukina2

Chacal:
Debosky, u must be very intelligent concerning the goat story.

Heard through the grapevine that Dr Ferlie sought the help of a herbalist in his bid to date a popular female Nairaland member.
All Ferlie's efforts to lay this babe proved frustratingly abortive so Ferlie decided to go diabolical.
Well. . . . .to cut the long story short, the herbalist gave Dr. Ferlie a magic ring.  He was strongly advised to touch the babe's butt with this ring and the babe will follow Dr. Ferlie wherever for at least 48 hrs.

Dr Ferlie agreed and paid N200,000 for this special ring.  When he got outside, he lost faith in the herbalist and decided to test the magic ring before putting it to use.  He found 2 female goats running around the yard and Dr Ferlie chased and touched em goats' behind with the ring.
The outcome was thunderous . . . .the 2 female goats turned round and were chasing Dr. Ferlie everywhere and Ferlie being a smart crook evaded em by getting into his car and sped away.

Anyways, Dr Ferlie was grinning from ear to ear thinking mission accomplished. He drove home, got out of his car and as he opened his bedroom door, he found the same 2 female goats he left at the herbalist's yard tucked under his duvet. The 2 goats were bleating so loud as they were on HEAT.
Ferlie couldn't handle the blood rush and he passed out.

STORY TO BE CONTINUED***************************************

Oga Chacal, how come your hear the story

the storm is over now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

morenike09:
lol
now that is the story na wa for you o, ferlie

toyintomato

debosky:
I am going to get my lawyer on this case.

I am suing Dr Ferlie for defamation of character. Your career is over my friend, Onitsha Ovation will RUIN you by publishing the stories of how you prefer 2 year old goats to women as your bed companions.

Oga debosky. I have been receiving threat letters and calls from everywhere just bc of the hot news, I will suspend your story bc the case is in court. You be correct guy. make i no spoil your runs for nairaland babes

agbero

she no get liver

So many things dey happen on nairaland nowadays.
INTEL is around the globe to spot and unravel mysteries behind some forumites ( and by extension their latent(unholy) relationships.)

The hottest news you will get soonest is about debosky and his randiness. 
Mr Gbenga    ( mostly on sport thread) of UK should be expecting INTEL at his doorstep any moment from now.

My people, a scandal that will shake nairaland to its foundation will be revealed next week.
Just wait, relax and keep praying for the INTEL team.

ranting girl friend

Thank God for me I have been released on bail . thanks to oga seun and lawyer Afeni.

tkb417:
Booked Tu face for what?
whos paying?

for the wedding reception . the groom(tinubu) will pay now

pasuma

ashewo

burantashi

** just peeping *

crayfish

ogogoro seller

goat seller

mr bawomolo,

are you an homosexual?

agbero

driver

agbero

coorperate gigolo with baddest anacuda

Islander:
I ginne die oooooooooo.

@kIT, Leave my sidekick alone, alone, abeg,


@Ferlie, LOL, I have Holy Water for you, LOL,

Trodding off to bed, LMFSAO, hehehehehehehehehehehehe,

where is the holy water

tin tomato seller

fucklahan

pastor

who is mrs ferlie?

kidnapper