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@the lady above the lady above me though!@

Enough of these series of counselling already please... If there is no news, we should be allowed to blow whistle or go make your own news....

Adventurist:
Chai. See Paul's John Thomas showing ooooo. This Tiwa get fire for body o

truu
PS: I'm not voting for any miss NL. I don't care if it will earn me a ban...


After all, there is this ban I got which my grandchildren may witness & ask 'what happened?' about.

amtaken:


Punch is as daft as Buhari.

I agree with this your comment jãrè... even if you are taken, pls PM me your digits. Anybody wey bash you can be said to be a Zombie... You won my heart and the internet #FollowingYouNow.

our boi don lose form sha....

Niger Delta University, Osun State University and University of Ilorin are the fastest Public Universities I've seen in Nigeria, plus they can boast of high standards.

In as much as I admire his skills in the entertainment industry, I just pray he doesn't miss his childhood like Micheal Jackson did.





I wish him well... #YoungMoney!

I'd have said 'fotochop' but I see the stir she's causing- posing for the camera not knowing she'll be going viral on Social Media.

Secondly, shht like this right here ain't frontpage worthy #WORTHLESS.

Finally, I think she isn't so ugly per se, but her 'backlog' is as flat as slate.



Nice colour combo though; from her lip-gloss, through her blouse to her handbag....hmmm... Looking 'Festive'.


My Humble Submission.

zbone:
Dude you said he scored the winner when it was actually an equalizer like you just pointed out. Secondly in the game you speak of, he was actually not ignored by his team mates. A couple of them went to congratulate him, but because they were chasing an important game, they kept it brief wanting to restart the game as quickly as possible cause time wasn't on their side.
If anything I think kelechi's team mates are teaching him to have the winning mentality here. You don't go running to the corner flag, kneeling down and all.. when you're chasing a game. Rather you pick the ball and restart the game ASAP.

I'll like to remind you that this same team mates were chanting his name in the dressing room after his hatrick in one of the cup competitions, I can't remember the exact one.

http://m.goal.com/s/en-ng/news/4055/main/2016/01/31/19864062/man-city-starlet-iheanacho-revels-in-dressing-room-welcome-after-

I think you should try to get your facts right next time, cause I don't no how a footballer will score a winner and his team mates won't celebrate with him?

noted

WinningSun:
where you fall

I enter more than 5o% of the listed categories o.

WinningSun:
where you fall

I enter more than 5o% of the listed categories o.

Nnachuka:
you have spoken with the air of someone who knows so little about people, I would advise you keep your mouth shut on occasions you know little of so as to not expose your massive ignorance. Remain blessed

my opinion, your headache, your funeral. . . . . .





Finally, I wish you what you wish me....





Cheers!

Abalado:
So are going thr also to take what does nt belong to them,like if u do anyhw with ur bocket of water or ur phone,dts d end..i cud rmnba dat year shj

whr ddu serv?

surelove:
You talk true. So you camp for Yiks City too

Harjet:
So on point! So u sef camp for yikpata

Yiks was hell years ago... Batch A, from March ... Hot and dry! But the place was much fun. Kinda miss it.

zbone:
which winner did his team mates not celebrate with him ehn..?
Nigerians and this "enemy" mentality

sometime in February this year, he scored the equalizing goal against North London White and none of his team mates seemed to be excited by that. Though, they went on to lose the game 2:1.

It was in the period when Pep was announced as the successor of Manuel. It was as if the players decided not to win any games because, they went on a long run of draws and losses. . .

I think before you point a finger of accusations, you should first check to see if you are clean. What you accused me of was far from what I was thinking. . . I can conclude that that is your mentality and not mine or Nigerians' pulse.ng/sports/football/kelechi-iheanacho-thierry-henry-blasts-city-players-for-not-celebrating-with-forward-id4689588.html

The Parade ground evaders: these set of individuals usually hide in the Mosques, kitchen, Mammy market, Camp Clinic, Computer room, nearest bush, feign illness/leg pain/fainting or hungry, or inside OBS studio.

The Boys' Scout/ Man o' War/ Barracks boys: just be calm when you are marching next to them on the parade ground. They even instruct, direct & correct you more than the Army officers in charge.

The Cowards & Frail hearted: everything gets them scared. From "what is your name?" to "attention by number!"

The Tribalists: They believe their tribe is the only tongue in the country. I remember one guy (fellow corps member) speaking Yoruba to me at Yikpata camp. The moment I told him I'm a Deltan & barely understand Yoruba, he exclaimed, "Ahh... You are not a Nigerian if you don't speak one of the major languages especially Yoruba...."
Thank God for God and the 'regimented life in NYSC camps'

The business Men: They hawk recharge cards, sachet water, pieces of art, network marketing, even laundry, etc


The Good Samaritans: this category of individuals is dominated by guys... PS: they don't render any 'Samaritan' services to their kinsmen- as in fellow men. Why is that? Your guess is as good as mine.

The 'whiners': They keep complaining about the whole NYSC scheme- The camp, the food, the location, the waste of time for one year, how they will go to the state capital or other major cities for their Primary Assignments, how they would have been in Abj, Lagos, A/Ibom, etc and how they will 'still go there.' . . . The problem with these guys is that you will still see them at monthly general CDS & realize that they are in a remote rural area in the same state.

The boasters: same as above.^^ ... More so, they claim to know the Camp Director, Camp Captain, even the State Governor.

The Mummy's/Daddy's boy/girl: these graduates were brought to camp by their parents & siblings. Guy, I vex for these kids.

The Americanas: These folks schooled in institutions in Canada, Finland, Russia, Ghana, Togo, Benin Republic, etc... Dem nor dey let people hear word for camp. "I schooled in Sao Tome and Principe so fear me o"

The Love Birds: the love-killi-me-I-die people. They even pray to be posted to the same LGA.

The humourous and hilarious guys: this is sometimes made up of one guy or a group of guys. There is no dull moment when you are around them. My friend Etizz, a NL, falls into this category. He is a one-man-mopol... No dullness.

The dumb: they don't talk, contribute or even suggest. . . All they do is stare and sometimes laugh to events best known to them. #Tufiakwa

The Professors: these guys believe they went to the best schools & studied the best course... I taya for them abeg.

The Boring Zombies: no hard feelings to Buhari loyalists here- My unreserved apologies.
Now, these guys are both deaf & dumb, expressionless, no sense of humour, no opinion, no ideas, etc... They have no say of their own. They only do things when they see others doing them, for the 21 days you won't see them talk, smile, laugh, cry, complain, miss parade, morning meditation, man o' war drills, etc... I don't know if they are shy but I doubt! They are just brainless dumb introverts slash zombies.

The Oppressors, Bullies & Cultists: them dey but na only men with eyes go see them.

Enjoy yourselves guys & girls!

True Lalasticlala Mynd44... The students will smash your phone if they catch you snapping! I'm right there now & my lecture slated for noon has been suspended.

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He scores vital goals as well. I remember the winner he scored which his team mates did not celebrate with him.

I never meant to ridicule you when I refered to the period I served, but ur response seems to be a vendetta targeted at me. . . I have been opportuned to visit the likes of Baruten, Patigi, Kaiama, Yikpata, et al., even as recent as Jan 2o16 I interacted with corps members during my fieldwork.


My point still remains that "there is no such place as a Bad Place". It's only a matter of perception, knowledge and ultimately- CHOICE.
Thank You.

donasere:
Daddy first to serve...I hail you..if u must know na me dem threaten pass say dem go post go remote location...But am here serving in ilorin...
I love the fact that u were serving while I was writing jamb doe....coz it shows how out of date ur record is....2012/2013 is a really long time...and it's not like kwara is a place which is growing...if u must know u can't get all the free stuff anymore apart from accommodation ...the free transport and all is gone....
You can go read from the beginning of this thread, no serving or ex corps member has ridiculed kwara.
Chairman abeg...lts not about fun...the only thing you get serving outside ilorin is electricity..and it's not errywwhere..i do respect that u are an elder states man I only implore you to see it from my point of view. It's not erryone who will get ilorin...All they need to do is pray that if dey don't fall under ilorin they will land in a good place like u did...instead of landing in baruten or kaiama.

When Etizz & I served in Kwara state, you were still in your 1st or 2nd year. Because you were threatened in Yikpata camp that you would be sent to 'remote locations' when you F* up doesn't mean 'innocent' guys were not sent there as well.

My PPA was AGS Ilale & my colleagues & I lived like Kings & Queens- Free Accommodation, Free uninterrupted Power Supply, free transportation to Ilorin, Iloffa, Omu-Aran, Ado/Ifaki-Ekiti, Osogbo, Ibadan, etc.

With no state alawee, I was still able to send N5k to my kid sister 5 times & got myself some decent clothes & accessories.

Then, First Bank & Union Bank were still operational before the Robbery attacks of 2o13 which forced them to shutdown. Moreover, there is UBA at Egosi-Ile, & a Community Bank at Iloffa.

Son, life is not all about 'fun' all the time. Peace!

donasere:
Odunharry please come and see this comedian...
You no even call offa you dey call omu-aran..where the only bank present is in landmark? Dude because you are not opportuned to serve in ilorin doesn't mean omu aran is better..the only place almost as good as ilorin remains offa...
Ilorin happens to be the state capital so you have 100% social amenities plus accessibility to errything you might want...
Offa on the oda hand has her banks closing between 10am and 12pm..
Omu-aran has just 1bank and it's not like you have access 100% access to it..reason being it's in landmark and they don't let people in anyhow...
Young man people in oke-ero and the omu-aran sef come to ilorin for supplies n u say am misleading people? Bros it's not ryt oo...ask around properly before you just jump to conclusion.

Ilorin is not the best place to serve in Kwara state. Ask ur friends around Omu-aran and Oke-Ero LGA...

donasere:
Abi ooo...dem no sabi waddup...especially with this state coordinator wey dey do like jagaban....

Ilorin south go take about 300 corpers...and dats about same for west and east..

Inside 4500 corpers na only 900 get probability of bin in ilorin the remaining 2600 dey go all d weird places with no light no water and worse of all prolly no network.

Kwara is great. Stop misleading prospective corps members.

These places are heaven

Odunharry:
Lol.. na play dem dey.. not all of them will get Ilorin... many of them de go Kaima , baruten, patigi etc

I just hope it won't be denied tomorrow?

I listened to Om namo bhagavate & had to delete It... It is not only illuminative, it is also scarry.

charlesbailey:
yes, we dey do promo agent sef now, if you get existing shop anywhere in nigeria and you get computer, you fit ask for promo agent, if we come and inspect and the placw is ok, you won't need one naira to start, all the materials would be given to you for free and your agent account would be loaded too. you can come to our office to apply, No 3, make hay street, opposite olorun esan filling station, iyana church, iwo road, ibadan

I will get across to you soon. I dey UI - BODIJA - OJOO area but no shop yet o. I will look for someone's shop to squat in for now.

charlesbailey how far na? Any show for the boys of IB as per johnson agent stuff? ? ? Can u educate me?

"He who is down fears no fall." But I know that Nigeria shall rise again!

veekid:
90k ,a room self contain, Ibadan (bashorun)

any vacant apartment in ur area? My rent at Bodija expires by May ending and I wish to upgrade from a room in a 'face-me-I-slap-u'. I paid N45k last year but the L/lady has increased it to N55K. And she won't even allow someone live in peace...
*She locks the well 24/7 & expects you to go to her apartment upstairs to beg for the key.
*She doesn't pay electricity bills as at when due hence we are often disconnected.
*She uses a generator but doesn't allow tenants to do same.
*She locks the compound gate at 2100 hours and opens it at 0700 hours next day.
*She picks quarrel with 'un-loyal' tenants every other day & whenever she does, just get home before 2000 hours or you go sleep outside till the next day.
*She determines who visits, and controls the duration/pattern of stay. No friends allowed!
*She expects tenants to go upstairs to greet her & her mother every morning... PS: She's only 45 & her mum in her 70's.
*She is always broke & tends to tax tenants without paying back.
*The toilets & bathrooms as well as the kitchen are even in terrible states.... I cook in my room, use a bucket to empty my bowels before sunrise, & rush my bathing sharp-sharp like armed robber as my friends will put it.
*She has issued me as well as other 'defiant' tenants quit notice for taking her to Ashi Police Station for depriving those 'enemies' downstairs light for 3 weeks while the friends upstairs are flenjoring the same.
I don't mind a place similar to Emmanok24's if its in an ideal location. For now my activities lie around and between UI & Ring Road. Anything in-between will suffice.

emmanok24:
I pay 100k per annum for a 3 bedroom flat.
Location: Ibadan.

which part of Ibadan pls?

BornnAgainChild:
Which of the stupidity are u saluting oo...??okpo!!!is it for the corpers comment or my resting dads own...so I can know aw to face u back

boss, please do me a favour.... Ignore the lame idiot.

I doubt if these Bayelsa Corps members went to the 21 days Orientation Camp.

This is so needless.

NYSC is not a Pressure Group & protests like these are frowned at.

Adonis86:
Didn't you guys get the federal allowee? For your information, the state allowee is optional to the state. So, go home brighter future lies ahead dear.
In Osun state, we were owned for one year till we passed out, though later got five months allowee but the rest is still story. Just look look out for the placement of your dream, and see your remaining allowee as a sacrifice to the state, that is the spirit of NYSC.... Service.

Did they speak to the Press? Then they've lost it.

Whatever happened to
*...UNDER THE SUN OR IN THE RAIN, WITH DEDICATION & SELFLESSNESS*

What's the essence of Meditations & CDS Meetings if they will act like those touts at Tombia, Agudama, Swalli, and Mbiama?

#TeamKW/13A/....
#TeamOke-EroKopa
#TeamEkan-Meje Zone
#TeamAGS-Ilale
#TeamWTFamIevenSaying?

Lighthouseman:
Corners are first line charge. Meaning the ate paid before soldiers, then police then civil servants. If corners ain't paid, then soldiers haven't been paid... So expect mutiny too from the army or army related robberies.
Buhari oooo... One day one trouble
We were proud to be called Jonathan pikin in our khaki. Try call a corner buhari pikin and tell me the response later...

Buhari never went through school so doesn't care that is why he ordered the killing of corners in bauchi in 2010,today he wants to starve the rest of them.
Tell PA bubu to repent

steevy:
I must confess this is the best phone i have ever used for the price. its perfect. not heavy, solid on the hand.

do you see the price coming down a little in this administration?

iammrjohnson:
just got the wiko slide2 yesterday 30k in microstation,rooted it immediately. the phone is just very nice in all ways. and nairaland com fine because of d hd screen. i bought it around 10am o n they had sold 6 before i got there,d fone go soon cost.

talk truth o... I gat hurry o befor I wak d dough. I love the reviews and comments Ilve read so far. But how do I 'root' it?

steevy:
I just bought the slide 2 last week for 28,300 on konga . Add me to the group 08062826402

the phone carry weight? I mean is it as good as they say it is?