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Someone orient Nigerians that, 'that ain't right!'


What's the Ministry of Environment or Wildlife or whatever doing?

This is a clear case of Biodiversity loss or whatever.

He ain't no hero, he's just #WRONG.

I sell packaged biscuits & groundnuts.

Although the answer is 'My mind is a mess that I can't escape',

I still think that the space I booked is just a waste.

How can I delete it?

Don't let a Nembe man see you sha. . . Or you go conduct better burial for am.

Nice piece of fishy-meat you've got there OP.

I pray it doesn't extend to it's elder brother- UI. Because, I'm yet to do my medicals at Jaja Clinic o.

During my 4 years at NDU I didn't go to Sick-Bay for anything. My card was so fresh I had to cede it to a neighbour who constantly went to obtain Vitamins B, C, & Paracetamol tablets.

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AREWA2266:
where is ur pride and dignity when Jonathan was distributing dollars all over? Nonsense pple like u keep suffering because of ur pride and Ego,instead of u to swallow ur Pride

you quoted the wrong fella son... Stop barking at this tree.

jonnieoneng:
They need to play 4-5-1 Formation in which 3 of the 5 middle men are defensive mid-fielders who are ready to run,mark and give precise passes to their frontline.I believe Arsenal can win if they play their hearts out tonight.

u are great... The game is awesome. Arsenal doing a Mourinho's Chelsea.

I am an ardent Arsenal fan, but I see FC Barcelona recording a massive win tonight.

Arsenal 2 : 4 Barcelona

In as much as I don't see any fuss in this issue, truth still remains that in this General Mohamedu (is this spelling correct? I really need to learn) Buhari's APC-led administration, I don't know what to believe anymore.

All the pre-elections promises have been totally debunked...

I'm not even sure if it's Osibande or Osibanjo... Nairabet, Nairaland, or Twitterland....

I can't even say if my name is DrMero technically.

Ecoterrorism:
...but buhari economic team looks like "Man U under LVG"

. Crazy but true

benedictnsi:


Lol... . Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha


Guy talk true, if you d dream where Arsenal d win Barcelona, you no go jump from bed shout "Blood of Yeeesssuuuu"

Guy, even if dem break Suárez one leg, Break Neymar hand and bench Messi... ... Almighty Barcelona go still win

english hard...

I am a Christian from Delta State, and I don't believe the story. It is stories like this that stir strife and hatred in our subconscious.

I beg the moderators who brought this trash all the way to the front page to take it down.

Ban me if you wish, but this rubbish has to stop somehow somehow.

*PS: I didn't check names of both the author and the respondents, but I've come to know names like that are affiliated with double-standards, double-mouthedness, tension-causing, as well as wickedness & nonchalance to fellow humans.

I think this report was borne out of boredom & idleness.

Look, my mum is from Modakeke, Osun state & I've spent 5 years around Ilorin, Ado, & now Ibadan.

Sorry if my conclusion contradicts my post.

I dey vex for Nigeria.

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My posts doesn't even make sense to me... Hehehehe, #too_angry_to_organise_my thoughts.

AmAwttaHere!

blood of Robert Powell... Seriously though, I still don't believe the whole drama.

Never have, never will...

PhotoBomb ko LottoShot nii!

Sometimes I feel the same way, but thank God I'm 78% through with my MSc in UI.

You know, education should be seen as a means to an end, and not an end in itself.

It is a platform for further self development in other fields.

More so, You don't want to be asked to 'show your certificate' tomorrow when you start running for offices.

Meanwhile, nice course / cv you've got there....

look, to start with- I don't know who she is or the brand she represents. Secondly, she's got a real African-design outfit and I love it. Thirdly, emmmmmmm I think she is looking too 'artificial/superficial'. I still don't get why some girls will shave off their eyebrows only to draw it back with lead.











Oya let the bashing begin.

DonUjay:
.I get your Point bruv...just that I'm wondering why you used the Phrase No Pun Intended when your statement is devoid of any Punnery

Or has the word Pun been redefined?

heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh ...... You got me researching on that right there, and I must say I've learnt something huge this morning. Thanks sir.

D answer na odo, ukóhó, point, naught, zero, 0, o!!!

Na guess I guess sha o.

Ok... Na 56

BE811APP:
Nawa ooo...
Some Graduates cant comprehend

Relax Read and Comprehend!!!

Pick call ko, pick call ni


LaurelP has said it all...

Nor be fight bros or sist, the OP wants to be double sure since he hasn't had it like this before. Besides, why don't you just provide an answer without draggng unnecessary polite insults into this.

@ OP, see if you can speak with one of the staff of the coy. I wish you good speed on this and many more.

Meanwhile,

Once there was a bus
conductor, who was
very rude to his
passengers. One day a
beautiful young girl, of
around 18 years tried to
board the bus, but he
didn't stop the bus.

Unfortunately the
beautiful young girl
came under the bus and
died on the spot. Angry
passengers took the
conductor to the police
station, who in turn
took him to the court.

The judge was not at all
impressed with him and
gave him capital
punishment. He was
taken to the
electrocution chamber.
There was a single chair
in the center of the
room. The conductor
was strapped to the
chair and high voltage
current was given to
him. But to everyone's
amazement, he
survived. The judge
decided to set him free,
and he returned to his
profession.

A couple of
months later, an elderly
gentleman tried to
board the bus. This time
the Bus conductor,
remembering his earlier
experience stopped the
bus. Unfortunately the
elderly gentleman
slipped and died due to injuries he sustained.

The
conductor was taken to
the police station and
then to the court, to the
same judge. Though he
hadn't done anything
wrong this time, but considering
his past record the
judge decided to set an
example and gave him
capital punishment. The
Bus conductor was
again taken to the same
electrocution chamber
where there was a
single chair in the center
of the room. He was
strapped to the chair
and high voltage
current was given to
him. This time he died
instantly !!!!!!!!!!!

The
question is why didn't
he die on the first
occasion but died
instantly the second
time?? Okay........ here is
the Answer............

During
the first time the
conductor was a Bad
Conductor, therefore
electricity didn't pass
through him. But during
the second time, he was
a good conductor, so
electricity passed
through him freely and
he died !!!!

Physics
never go wrong....

Don't quote or look at me!! I am also
looking for the Person
who sent me this...

DonUjay:
its an Euphemistic way of saying


Gerrarahia!! There's no vacancy for you in this Company and don't ever apply to us again, You hear?

I get your point bruv... It happens to me too. Sometimes I wonder if it is AN UNIFORM or A UNIFORM.... No pun intended, just sayin'

Etizz:
Let's say he is truly mentally unstable,

Let's say he started from the father,

U mean the other four will just sit and wait for their turn to be butcher by him?

What are they doing while he is busy killing d first victim?

Can't they fight or run or raise an alarm for help.....

These things keep me wondering...


RIP...

my thought exactly.

Is it just me? or there some others who don't read comments beyond the first page?

NigerianSHA:
...A Container falling on his thick skull and why the fvck didn't he do it yesterday on valentine's day?

did u read the post at all?

This got me LoLing.... Not because it's funny though.

DonUjay:
why won't it take Long when your Village People are still alive

This proves that you are still in ND 1.


Sings 'Happy weekend sir', walks out of thread!

In 2o13, robbers invaded the only banks (First Bank & Ecobank) at Omu-Aran Kwara State. For transactions, I had to travel all the way to Ilorin or Ifaki-Ekiti from Ilale, Oke-Ero LGA, or to Egosi to use ATM.


In 2o14, Ifaki was attacked. Same year, some banks in Osun were visited.

My point is, it's either these boys think this area is a soft spot or them just gather mind.

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Is the National ID card for only politicians? I registered for mine at Ughelli since 2013, and up till this moment, I've been moving around with the near-useless temporary slip.

May God help this our country.

Blackface dey hia so... Eriima small small dey roll am...
Small small dey shake am.

Oya Wind am go down lowww... Eriima!

This place is too clean to be Ibadan.