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That's how u will be Standing Close to a TRANSFORMER and ur village People will start whispering "one corner,one corner |
WHOcarex:U nearly killed me. You are really gifted |
ThuGnificenX:Tough situations call for tough measures. If you won't say it is fetish, I have CONFIRM solutions to your mother's plight: 1. Go to herb sellers, demand for 'Eepo obo'( the bark of obo tree) mix its crumbled form with ' eepo egusi'( melon peel), put the mixture in a bucket and ask her to deep her leg. Make it much so that it can cover her leg. 2. Get 'eyin ororo'( I mean the egg from a local hen, u can get it from herb sellers); rub it over her legs and state your wishes on the egg, go to 'orita meta'( a T-junction). When you get there say' aki ba orita meta sowo ka padanu'( you can say it in English: No one does business with a T-junction and loses out); then break the egg at the junction. WARNING: MAINTAIN A SAFE DISTANCE WHILE BREAKING THE EGG, IT MUST NOT SPLASH ON YOU O. N.B: '2' above can be used for any form of illness, even if the person is terminally ill; all you need do is rub it over the person's entire body and proceed from there. |
The baby, whose manhood was chopped off by his step mother in Niger State, Dauda Buhari, is dead. The Director General of Child’s Right Agency, Mariam Kolo, disclosed that Buhari died in Wada village in Shiroro Local Government Area of the state, after a brief malaria illness. |
dingbang:Thank God you are a banker. pls, I have a question. If one orders the closure of his bank account and opens another account with a new name, can he be given another BVN? |
I called my university education a quit a long while ago due to financial inadequacies. I turned to the street for my own piece of the cake. But currently, I get traumatized any time the word 'dropout' is mentioned. It always appears as though I'm been referred to. Now, I have decided to go back. The problem now is my age: I'm already 28. I have weighed several options and I need your advice on them. I have registered for the forthcoming waec GCE for which I specified my age to be 18 and I slightly modified the way I used to spell my name; I have also obtained a birth certificate to back that up. Here are the problems: 1.My physique screams an age that is a far cry from 18. Is it possible for any authority to hold that against me despite the birth certificate and the age I submitted to waec? 2. Donkey years ago, I registered my bank account with my real age. Now that each individual has been given a unique bvn which carries all your details, If I order the closure of my bank account and open a new one, will I be given a new bvn upon which I can inscribe my new details? Or the bvn is from everlasting to everlasting? Please I need all you can tell me. Thanks. |
I called my university education a long while ago due to financial inadequacies. I turned to the street for my own piece of the cake. But currently, I get traumatized any time the word 'dropout' is mentioned. It always appears as though I'm been referred to. Now, I have decided to go back. The problem now is my age: I'm already 28. I have weighed several options and I need your advice on them. I have registered for the forthcoming waec GCE for which I specified my age to be 18 and I slightly modified the way I used to spell my name; I have also obtained a birth certificate to back that up. Here are the problems: 1.My physique screams an age that is a far cry from 18. Is it possible for any authority to hold that against me despite the birth certificate and the age I submitted to waec? 2. Donkey years ago, I registered my bank account with my real age. Now that each individual has been given a unique bvn which carries all your details, If I order the closure of my bank account and open a new one, will I be given a new bvn upon which I can inscribe my new details? Or the bvn is from everlasting to everlasting? Please I need all you can tell me. Thanks. |
I called my university education a long while ago due to financial inadequacies. I turned to the street for my own piece of the cake. But currently, I get traumatized any time the word 'dropout' is mentioned. It always appears as though I'm been referred to. Now, I have decided to go back. The problem now is my age: I'm already 28. I have weighed several options and I need your advice on them. I have registered for the forthcoming waec GCE for which I specified my age to be 18 and I slightly modified the way I used to spell my name; I have also obtained a birth certificate to back that up. Here are the problems: 1.My physique screams an age that is a far cry from 18. Is it possible for any authority to hold that against me despite the birth certificate and the age I submitted to waec? 2. Donkey years ago, I registered my bank account with my real age. Now that each individual has been given a unique bvn which carries all your details, If I order the closure of my bank account and open a new one, will I be given a new bvn upon which I can inscribe my new details? Or the bvn is from everlasting to everlasting? Please I need all you can tell me. Thanks. |
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