₦airaland Forum

GodsFavourite1:
hmmm. nobody oooo

Correct girl

heemah:
went for brkfast, didnt knw d cow has brk loose, as i was passing, it felt i was coming towards it cuz i hrd there were two cows inially buh the second one was slaughtered in its presence, so snce then ots bn angry... it ran towards me, hit me and marched my legs...dey had to drag me away from it afta which i was carried to the clinic..

Jeez!!! Alhamdulilah dt d cow didn't use d horn o... Na anoda story we for dey hear abi na read

cutiepie01:
Na wa for them o.Sorry dear.Btw,how did it happen?u fell down and d cow climbed u?

Lmao... Dis got me cracking & I almost fell off my bed. If the cow climb her, u think phone ll be on her mind now? I seriously doubt dt o

heemah:
lol.....As im typing now, am on admission at d camp clinic....You wont believe these NYSC pple dont want to pay for my xray fee thats why they are sending me home...My exeat application letter is still on camp director's desk yet to be approved!!!

Babe, jux go to a govt hospital preferably federal or military hospital. U ll be treated free or u pay & collate ur receipt, photocopy & send to the state coordinator for refund. Camp officials ain't to pay fees though I still wonder y dey can't tk u to d hospital using d camp ambulance.
Wld ve called u bt don't ve ya number.

cutiepie01:
sorry my dear.And u still fit visit NL,u be strong girl o.

I dey tell u

heemah:
Na so i see am ooo.......going home tomao for xray sha....ma kneehas bn dislocated...

Ah! Dis is more serious than u initially painted it to be... So sorry abt it o

GodsFavourite1:
evil mind.

Huh!! Bt I didn't think anythg evil na...at least nt yet

GodsFavourite1:
better pikin.

If I don't do it for your sake, who den ll I do it for? Hehehe

Valentinooo:
answer his question first na

Thank you for this Jhur

sampete:
which kind flexing, d money just dey useless inside my account...no ATM machine inside my camp.

D advantage of Abj camp ova others

heemah:
dtz wah interest u most right??

Not really. Jux wondering y girls ll be bathing outside in a public place

heemah:
yeah i went dia wednesday afternoon....d only advantage dat hostel has is its proximity to the kitchen!!!For the camp food, i no dey carry last cuz it is rated 18!!! Iseyin camp is d best jooor....
least i fgt, i had mad fun yesternight at d camp concert...Reminisce, Eva and cynthia morgan came to perform..#I Wanna be wv yhu from yhe start till the end, baby dnt break mai heart ooo#...i got Eva's autograph too..buh dz morning while i went to collect food at d kitchen(Pap and 2 balls of hot delicious akara), a cow hit me hard and marched ma feet seriously....u go fink say i don offend am before....yo cut d long story short now, am at d camp clinic....ma legs n feet are swollen and av nearly cried mai eyes out.....
Mehn!!!! am in pains.....

So sorry abt dt. Plz get well quick. BTW wetin carry u go near a cow dt knows it is gonna die soon by slaughter's knife

GodsFavourite1:
why are you tired?

help me ask o because I refuse to let my mind wonder into tots. *nt lyk its my business sha*

GodsFavourite1:
as per first lady things.

I dey tell you...

heemah:
Iseyin camp has been gud so far...their hostels rated 3star buh d hostel i dey is rated 0.1star (Alao hostel-unplastered, far to both parade ground and mammy market, dirty hostelmates, muddy surrounding cuz mai hostelmates always bath outside when theres bathroom, just a bulb for d whole hostel, etc...) their food is good shaa.i ll rate it 7/10...To cut d whole story short im planning to leave camp soon...gotta see some authorities tho....

Do guys hang around wen d ladies are bathing outside?

Samguine:
Haba..on top visitation?

As par very important visitor... Hehehe

sampete:
lol...owk o, I enter camp wit just N500, only to cum get October alawee yesterday...

Congrats... Na flexing thg for u be dt na

GodsFavourite1:
Hahahahahahahaha, road go take mi time jor. but you will send the transport then

No wahala na... I ll send chop money for d journey along too. Jux let us knw wen you are coming so as we can host a reception in ur honour

Samguine:
Small small Baba for heaven dey expose my enemies

Hehehe... He ll expose more, jux keep praying

macuwon:
hmmm.. stress wanna kill me.. I was selected for the two inec exercises.. while I still dey week 2 for my ppa.. and I be exco for my cds group.

Chai! U get levels ghan & you ll mk gud money frm d Inec exercises. Congrats

Samguine:
The charcoal kinda black? You dey sip coffee for inside Abuja heat? You case dey court

Abj is hot only in d afternoons. Early morning dey cold & I always ovasleep. Btw, my black nor reach charcoal own. Except ur charcoal different frm d ones I don see

kennykg:
The Dr in the field has spoken.

Bros, abeg o... Someone is watching me plz

Valentinooo:
chai!! see where ur mind don quickly go. this doctor iyaf corrupt finish o

Bros, which one is now d corrupt in wt I wrote Na? It is only you dt know wr ur mind wandered to o... Abeg nor mk me start to think bad thg

sampete:
bro, Na dat one just dey fear me...

Oya mk u start prayers... We may join u

ENIMONEY:
#hands him one packet of C0nd0ms from the carton I took to camp. Oga miner manage am! Hehehehehhehe

Hw many packets did u use in camp dt you are now giving him only one? Anyhow sha, dis guy prefers to skindive so he won't need many sef #strolls away#

sampete:
this one no matter of trust, itz just dat I never still fence my territory...

Lol... Very funny. Bros hp person nor go con build for d foundation you don lay so o

Valentinooo:
i'm a good researcher o, so knowing ur name is a small thing for me

Na So... A man who is desperately in need of a woman's love can go any length... Hehehe

Valentinooo:
ehn ehn.. no wonder she was seriously looking for light skinned guy to balance up the equation. @cutiepie01, I'm here for u babe. oya give me a call quick. abi make I upload my pics for u make u take confirm am

Lol... Bros, I greet You

zerray:
lmao who told u my name? hw are u

Precious zerray... Dts a nice name

Samguine:
Okay...Na so some boys enter our school beat up two teachers. One of the teachers punished their brother, so they camp with cutlasses and stuff. One of the affected teachers is still in the hospital, even a week after. Please guys, be careful in how your punish your students .

We were lucky cos we weren't in school then due to clearance

Oooohhh!!!! Y dey nor see u na? I go for lyk hear story abt hw u tk fight & either send them to hospital or dey send u running bak to Lagos

Samguine:
Bro , you are not dark na. You are BLACK

Black get grade & my black get swag *tongueawt* #continue sipping my morning coffee#

Valentinooo:
ok no wahala. and don't forget to invite us for the celebration o

lol... Which celebration?? Iffa hear say na wetin I think say u think u trutru think ehn...