₦airaland Forum

heemah: why did u say that? Hmmmnn, u av a dirty mund kawai!!!
Buh in order to serve mai fatherland well, dnt u fink ma fatherland too has to serve and treats me gud first?? Nothing goes for nothing ooo...
Least I fgt, I learnt smfn at mai cds today ooo....one fair nigerian oyinbo gal was chattering wv some guys, not knowing shez been on d LGI's blackbook for some times, all of a sudden, d LGI summoned her to come forward and recite d national prayer, na so dz girl skip....see lafta!! Na so I dey imagine a day when she will summon to come and recite the NYSC anthem mai camp officials had no tym to teach me.....na first class embarrassment dat 1 go be.....nyweiz sha, I don dey learn it oo to avoid such!!
Gudnyt housemates

Lol... Lyk seriously, I had no dirty tots inna ma head bt now u said it, tots wanna try to form bt as a strong christian I refuse to think bad thg. BTW, Abeg learn d anthem well o & d NYSC pledge too because nxt cds day may be ur turn to recite.

cutiepie01: I could be that person, u know.BTW,Are u tall and handsome?are u light skinned?do u av nice set of teeth?*rme*

she jux mentioned d physical qualities she desires in a man... She forgot to add dt he must ve wide lips lyk 'donald duck' & also be hairy 'everywhr' because she likes to play wit hair.

enellcy: hello everyone.. longest time.how is the going?hope am still remembered.

hey Babe, long time... Afa na? If we say 'no u ain't remembered' , u go vex... So I ll say 'Yes'. Bt plz we ll lyk u to refresh our memory...nt dt we ve forgotten abt u o

Hissexcellencie: was even rejected. Their secretary must have typed †ђξ letter before I get there 2mao. They wanted someone(with Engr. Background) to teach them physics and intro tech simultaneously whilst not even bringing up †ђξ topic of payment.

funny peeps. Wanna reap without sowing

Samguine: I am still coming to use those hands for otormokpo

lol... Go use him own, na him talk. Me nor say anythg.

Samguine: *yawns*

I wld ve said 'how is it ur concern dt u r now yawning, Jealousy!'... Bt den, wat is my business?

Samguine: 08128141034.

I hope work was good today?

can I add u or mayb give d number to my younger sister?

karleone: Some months before camping, a member of this wonderful thread made a statement concerning this thread after she had an ish with another member of the thread and she was like, (qoute not verbatim) "some people will be like the own this thread. Infact, when we start serving, this thread will be dead and...". Lo and behold the thread has been long gone for some erudite and lovely members of the thread dat the don't even check in to say 'HI'. Are you guys encountering network problems at your various places of primary assignment or is your phone among those stolen in our various orientation camps? Or do you want Aunty Cutiepie to call attendance...?

Dt reminds Me, anybody don see Darkchocolate or una nor rememba d babe?

cutiepie01: Aww,sorry dear.U were rejected or wah?

Dis girl tk style like tori ehn... Lol *tongueout*

mikedimeji: K
Rationalmind himself my correct Engr wey Sabi. I meet this young humble Engr which I never dreamth of, In fact u are the least person I ever think I will meet in Lagos but that is God for u. Very good looking guy. Some people can be very good than they appear to be on a faceless forum, u are an example of such.

hmmmn... Wat a testimony. Wish someone can say somethg abt Me too. Somethg nice lyk dis sha.

Skateboard: Lmaoooo I remember I did my IT in a farm around that place. The place boring die. Very close to Lagos tho especially Ikorodu.

IT in a farm... Are u an agriculturist?

Cutekemitola: ok dear,if you can drop it,I will add u up tomorrow

Can I drop my own too? *biggrin*

Samguine: Service is going just great. Can't wait for you to join. Can I hit you up on Whatsap? I could drop you my number if you don't mind.

Hmmmn... Now dis is the spirit. Thumbs up bruv

traecey: God no gree...my ppa has 4banks....uba, ecobank, firstbank nd union bank....with atm...

Hope u ve gotten a place to call ur oyo home now?

Samguine: Babe.my one and only Miss Photogenic . How are you? I don miss you sef. Trust you are doing good?


Following your diary btw...#AddictedToYourStories#

u too is also forming 'miss you'... Y nt jux ask for her number lyk a gentleman ll so as u can always check on her? BTW, Share d link to her stories plz.

Cutekemitola: have been asking about you ,where have you being and how was service?

u r forming caring, abi? Who did u even ask abt him? Y nt jux ask for his number so as u can contact him weneva u think u r missing him? *strolls off feeling lyk prince of Dubai*

Cleoqueen: They have told me yet o... I guess it's when the school resumes... But I think it's biology

Hmmmn... I can only bt wonder d attention in d class on d day u ll be teaching abt d female reproductive system. Boys go dey rush go piss on dt day.

traecey: Pv is Paymnt voucher...u sign it bfre u r given allowee...my vp iz a God-sent...wt z ur ppa waitn for

Dis one He is a God-sent, Lets hope he remains so. We dey wait gist of him many goodness.

macuwon: ok we will see tomorrow or Next.. am at Inegbeboh school afuda. my number ermmmm is 07055 279 486 (scammers stay clear of that number)

na dis number u dey use for whatsapp? I wan give my younger sister d number o... She need english tutor

rationalmind: Mike serves in Lagos and I'm in lag

Might be in Edo at the end of the month, though it appears unlikely.

Hoping to meet wit some of dese guys wen nxt I visit benin.

Samguine: Lols...I got Union Bank too. I have been hearing news of that bank which aren't palatable. I was told they can debit money from ur account sote they send you a negative account balance

lmao... Dis is so funny

heemah: before I collected request letter sef, I made sure I chekd d accommodation and discussed d salary.. .. I ll b takin Ss1-3 Geography. ..d principal said ion nid to kum to skul evrydae xcept ma class periods..... na to start biz for oyo town be dat....lobatan! Goin formai acceptance leter now..
SMH for dz stream 2 directors wallahi!! They sudnt try any magomago here ooo..

Chai! i must confess, u na strong girl o

Hissexcellencie: Mine??















*begins to sobs*












How I wan take talk am?













Na so dem send your boy go one Children's school o! E be like dem want make all of them there spoil finish.

Lol... Bros abeg nor spoil dem o because if deir mama hold ur shirt join ur neck ehn... Na military captain go fit save u

Cleoqueen: So guess who's the latest teacher in town!...got posted to a secondary school...got accepted immediately and went back to my lg for registration....finished all that needed to be done yesterday.."yaaay me"...then Access Bank was there, so we opened an account with them to receive allowee...yea, I think that's about it...eeerrmm...ok, on thursday is CDS meet...fully kitted up ...and yea, schools resume on the sixth of oct so...count down to "aunty queen" begins

Dear creator, I ask that the students of this my beautiful aunty will be able to pay attention to wat she ll be teaching them esp d male students. And also grant the male teachers the ability to stay focused & nt be distracted. Amen!!

Valentinooo: lol..so what are you insinuating now?? That samguine is ...

I nor talk anythg o... If u lyk say him na ashawo, na u talk am & nt me. *washes hands wit soap + water & uses sanitizer* my hands are clean

Valentinooo: na only ladies you dey greet abi

é nor dey hard to knw boys mk be 'ashey'

heemah: tell m wah to do cuz ion knw...

I ll tell u, bt first u ve to pay.

heemah: if only they can post me to NNPC!!!

u knw wt to do na or abi ur connections numbers nor dey connect?

Hissexcellencie: its either Hall2 na †ђξ only female hostel or na dem sour pass. So which is it? Ayam curious?!

dts nt d only female hostel, as par d other one I ll advise u ask someone else frm Uniben.

Cleoqueen: Maybe o...but with my kind of person....e go hard...once I friend zone you eh... Choi!..you done turn my brother be that...shikinah!

I guex I ll be comfortable if I get a place wit someone lyk u because once I succeed mk u my sister & u mk me ur broda, den dere ll be no fear of falling into temptation.

Cleoqueen: I pray say I no understand o...

okay na, as u undastand abeg keep am to urslf...abeg!

heemah: not yet...Am too lazy to travel to OYO state..lol..buh I knw one of d Nysc officials in oyo and d day I submitted my file,he wrote "to be posted to FGGC, OYO" and signed on it.....also, I av frnd servin at dia ICT dept and he has promised to help me follow it snce hez amng dos that will type d posting letters..

wow!!! All dese pple dt know pple, no fear at all. Somethg tells me u r well connected in the state... Mk sure u use watsoeva connection mk money o... I ll ask u lerra... Lol