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adedeji65: gve her doggy

now u are getting me more confused

Skateboard: Animal Production and Health. I'm kinda versatile tho... Good with computers too.

Wow... Dts luvly. Which skul did u study?

Valentinooo: lmao... I know she will avoid it. Those in thesame state with her found it difficult meeting her not to talk of me in different state. If you think i'm lieing ask Raheeem2386 , Even you yourself know how long it takes you before you can see her, if not that you continue pressing further self you wouldn't have meet her. At a point self she asked the guy to upload his pics for proper screening yet she didn't upload her own. I assume she must be very pretty though

Hey bruv... U r sounding lyk I ws on my knees begging her... Lol.
She is a fat lady... Very very fat as in fat dey even her back
*strolls off smiling, knowing I'm spoiling someone's market*

Valentinooo: And I don't think you should be the one to come btw us

certainly, I won't be the one.

Valentinooo: ok maybe i should interprete it individually.

Omo - baby/babe/guy
yo - wrong
wa - come
fum- give
mi - me
yo - wrong
bo - wrong.

Those wrong ones are the reason i can't say exactly what he's trying to say

okay... No wahala. Probably na me nor get the quote well as d yoruba boys tk talk am

Valentinooo: don't worry, these ones i'm giving are not even from Edo state. You don't need to thank me, what are we friends for

Hehehe... I hear you

traecey: availability...tryna get a place dt has running water, light nd dts trekable to my ppa...

Okay... I undastand. Hoping u get a good place soon. I'm praying for u because u dey ma mind

traecey: no p...il let u knw

Good... Bt lets be optimistic sha say he ll remain sweet & Godsent

traecey: its ol occupied...ive put word awt tho

If u want, I can come ova to evacuate pple frm ur choice apartment. Na jux to bring few boys. Jux say d word & I ll do it... Hehehe

cutiepie01: Hehehe.Not d one dat u'll now turn 2 albino o.Lolzz

Now wat do u ve against albinos? *angryface*

Valentinooo: na so bro. Though me i'm planning to meet cutiepie01 to teach me

My guy, u wan learn offkey so... Lol
*runs away before cutiepie01 slaps me into anoda nationality*

traecey: lol...a room nd parlour selfcon is 1800 per mnth

jux rent room & parlour na... Dt ll enhance ur comfort & u can receive all visitors freely...esp males , without fear of dem seeing ur dirty or rather unwashed or yet to be washed undies/pants&bras

rationalmind: DrPhill

Is it that you intend renting an apartment with a female corp member?

When you answer, I'll give my reply.

I'm not the one o... Its a frd bt we almost resemble & we are very close.

adedeji65: u guys would play polo sooner or later

abeg explain/discuss concisely

traecey: lmao...I pray it dsnt xtend more dan dt too o

if he tries to extend his handshake sha, jux lemme knw & I ll visit him surprisingly mayb wit my boys too.

traecey: nope nope

ah ah... Wats causing d delay in getting a place na? Babe abeg quick get place o because I ll be visiting soon... Hehehe

heemah: Letz talk wen samguine is offline. ..

...the beginning of infidelity. *we are still watching*

rationalmind:
Thought you eventually met with cutiepie or was it traecey? I always mix them up.

I knw I'm still dreaming abt meeting Traecey, bt I think & I'm convinced It ws Cutiepie01 I met. I'm also convinced she fell in love wit me d moment she laid eyes on me zam! ... Lol (u can ask her if u doubt me) ...bt dt girl I meet nor go eva give testimony abt me... Lo

rationalmind: Just remember to tell Valentinooo and Macuwon in advance so they can provide one or two creamy chicks who will make your stay worthwhile

i wld ve done dt o bt I nor dey too lyk ishan girls esp d light complexioned ones.

Samguine: I love you too Mon Cherié. I know I am not perfect, that's why I was and am still enraptured by the perfection that oozes from you. Just like honey from the honeycomb.

Have a very wonderful day ahead

Mr Romantic

Skateboard: Yep bro.

wat branch of Agriculture?

Ojestas: Let him know, his head no dey dere again. Somebody serious don dey there now. Btw,.I have been doing fine, posted to a LG, and making sense so far. U beta don't mind me, if i were to observe those protocols too, i would have written about 10 of it,,my PPA is about 45mins to my home, Mo n lo, mo n bo ni . lol. . Have a good day.

u gotta be kidding me... Wow!

cutiepie01: Hehehe.By d way, i dnt rily lyk hairy guys.

Hmmm... noted! #complete shaving thgs on my mind#

cutiepie01: Lmao!

bad gurl... She nor gree ansa d question if dey shld still meet

Samguine: Lols..you see castrate you turn am to joke sharp sharp

my bros nor wan give story to pple in d future say na because of one girl wen he dey serve dts y him nor get "am" again o

Samguine: She was part of the "founding fathers" of this house. Those of you that joined later might not know her.

"founding mother" jhur... Can't u see she is a sexy girl frm her Name? @madame enellcy... Sorry, I'm DrPhilA.Bd... Can I get to knw u?

Valentinooo: i don't think you quote that thing correctly.

So u don't ve an idea of wat I was trying to say?

heemah: No prob! Under d sun, I cn manage buh in d rain?? No oooo...na person pikin I be too now

lol... Dose mk dey do am unda rain na pple pikin na. BTW, dts d NYSC anthem & not the NYSC pledge

macuwon: chill... Na joke na

Lol... I knw say na joke jhur.

macuwon: only if she is creamy

na my sister u wan do dt kain thg wit? I go jux Castrate u

Please o Yoruba peeps in d house I need a translation. Some frds said dis phrase, started laughing & wen I ask wt d meaning was, dey said somethg lyk I should walk up to any yoruba lady & say it den I ll get d meaning frm d lady. The phrase goes somethg lyk: omo yo wa fum mi yo bo

Valentinooo: indirectly now you dey try talk say she go sabi gbeborun well well abi pls no tell her wetin i talk o

well, na u dey tk style call her 'tatafo' & d bolded... Nor be me o