₦airaland Forum

macuwon:
After signing my autograph, you pose and tk a pic with me.... Here is macuwon whom you earlier decieved, claiming to be a creamy babe, the whole house fell for it.. .. I miss those times sha.
Everyone is on ghost mode now.. God go make us bigger. .

amen Oh... My real guy, I hp u really enjoyed urslf ova dere. May God bless we all oh

*walks in amidst loud applause**blows kisses & some ladies faint*
*climbs onto stage amidst a standing ovation** picks the mic*
*clears throat*
Hello ladies and gentlemen!!!
**more applause**
Firstly before I say anythg, I want to say a Happy Democracy Day to all Nigerians here and Happy New Month to you all. I bring you greetings from my close elder friend and brother who is 72 yrs old and just assumed the responsibility to carry abt 170 million pple on his mind #smh#.
OMG!!! I almost forgot… do we ve kids in the room? Well, Happy Children’s Day to u [though it haf pass].
**takes a sip of water & then origin bitters**
It has really been a whyl since I have been here and I’m grateful to the Grand Creator (GOD) who has kept us even till this time ryt frm the beginning of the service year (& even wen we were counting down to orientation) till now which is jux abt thirty-somethg days to go
**looks around**
Why are we not clapping, I tot someone was excited?
**loud applause** Thank YOU
I knw someone will be asking “whr ve dis boy abi man or guy been?” the answer to ur question is dt I ve been very busy with business & AOB plus duty to the Nation. I even refuse to travel to a foreign land(or abroad) because of duty…thanks to patriotism ***loud applause***
Well, I’m glad I didn’t go to the Abroad (Cameroon) because I wld nt ve known hw it ll feel lyk to ride a bicycle to d office because a litre of petrol ws ova a dollar ***shakes head***
**takes a gulp of Origin Bitters**adds a sip of chilled water to dilute**
Well, well, well, I’m here to say HELLO to all NYSC B14 members present and those absent. Though I nor remember some names, but I ll mention d few I can come up wit… Macuwon, Cutiepie01, God’sfavourite, Cleoqueen, Lorddaywalker, Osemu, Zerray, Samguine, e.t.c. I won’t fail to mention Traecey (who I love so much)...hehehe
I’m thinking abt launching a book abt my NYSC experience titled “MY STAY …memoirs of Dr Phil”. I only hp NYSC won’t ask for all copies to be seized jux lyk my frd & Baba “my watch” was seized. I’m gonna invite y’all to d launch though. **loud applause**
Some pple ll wanna vex nw because I ve a book… well, who am I to complain abt dt wen even APOSTLE PAUL & d other disciples were persecuted, even GMB ws denied for abt 16 yrs.
Well, I tink enuf said, & I ve to go nw […got pple to motivate somewhr] …jux wanna say one last sentence… “I MISSED U GUYS”.
**raise a glass of origin bitters + water mixture** CHEERS!!!
*Drops mic**walks off stage amidst a standing ovation*
**signs autograph for ladies & guys**

Akasha:
Thanks

You re welcome girlie

Akasha:
Honestly this is very berating, ur type is d reason people spend dia skul feels tryna by iphones and samsungs cuz dey dont want people lookin down on dem. Every body knows nothing lasts forever, i have seen samsungs die like china phones and even d said iphone outdates its phones everyyear and if u wany to belong to d said status quo, u av to keep up, using an iphone 4 in d wake of iphone 6 is like using a blackberry bold 2 in d wake of bb passport. I used a tecno phantom A+ for over a year till i gave it up 4 an infinix zero last november and both my infinix and tecno are in great conditions, its not like i dont crave an iphone, i really buh being realistic its not in my reach, maybe wen i start to earn above 250k,i can close eye and buy apple products, but right now dere are priorities biko, dere are childrens school fees to be paid, lands and functional automobiles to be bot, houses to built, rents to be paid, av got to save for these, right now am more dan content with my infinix zero, and its really nice, i actually think it cud compare with s5,my kids handle d fone roughly and its still intact

You are wise and very Sincere... Thumbs Up for speaking the truth jhur.

sandrahnaub:
nd who are you dat I can't question *spits on his feet * *walks out*

Lol... Dis gurl lyk quarrel pass fight

deloon:
Lenovo is a recognized brand.

Lenovo products are even sold largely in the US... I think its an American company wit its factory in China jux lyk other big manufacturers.

cutiepie01:
Beautiful arguments we see everyday on the social media, and its so strange to discover some comments ‎linger on even in d thick of the night. We claim to be casting our vote for the better or lesser of the two devils as though we are helpless in choosing btw APC or PDP, I personally wish there is a third party pulling as much weight but that is not the point here. I took a close look at the current trend and discovered we are no better than the president that deemed it fit to visit Maiduguri now dat election is near. Afterall we would rather follow up on a PSquare break up news than the Chibok affair(many if not all av more info of the former), it came nd left like the 'oga at the top' comedy yet without saying a word of prayer for them. I say without apology, We are just entertainers and guilty of hypocrisy! Many of us breathing despair now on social networks dont really give a damn, the recent killings in baga is just another score point on debate against GEJ. I have severally put my country in prayers and that I am about to do again, soon the elections will be over and who knows the next trending news might be Davido vs Wizkid renewed rivalry. And then there are people being slaughtered like animals even as u read this, mayb you even have some clips on ur phone. I observed the 2015 prophecies from great Men of God and not even our celebrated nd well respected Pst Adeboye saw anything contrary to the continued killings, at best they said it will be slowed down in other words we are guaranteed loss of lives maybe even as we speak and dat doesnt strike a cord, few hours after those prophetic utterances we had the most deadly of dem all and it comes to the ear as one of those things. If you have never and not cultivated the habit of praying for this country Nigeria, YOU ARE THE CHANGE THAT WE NEED. I beg you don't leave your room without saying a word of prayer for Nigeria. This is my own WORTHY CAMPAIGN! A.O. Dominic (COPM)

True!

So even with all the risks involved they ll pay just 15500? Mtchewww... Mk dey carry deir money go, I nor do again.

What is likely to happen if someone makes a mistake in his/her institution i.e d person put anoda skul instead of d sch him for graduate... D person na corper o. Will the mistake be used against the person?

GodsFavourite1:
phew!!!!!!!!! good evening and happy weekend everyone. How you guys enjoying the service? as for me am enjoying mine here cos at last am learning what have been stingy learn#fashion designing# even though it ain't eAsy. heemah and macuwon sorry about you guys health. trust you are good now. ojestas my former love, skateboard, oga pylori, sokearsenal, doctor merely, Tracey love, cutie pie, sanguine, osemua, chykmoni, Dr Phil ,Kenny kg, Bentomoye, and those monikers I can't remember, I greet all of you. this is coming to you live from the hills of Umuahia Abia state#God's own state. ekele my nu. make use of your service year and try and make impact anywhere you find yourself. remember you regret when you don't or never tried something. get ready for my wedding invitation .

and I ws thinkin I ws gonna win her heart someday *bows head wit sad eyes & walks away*

cutiepie01:
My ''senior love'' ,service is going fine.Thank u sir.

*jux walking pass* He gat 3 wives dt don't share & lotta sons dt r always supporting deir mama

cutiepie01:
**Gives him hot water,strepsils and panadol**

all these for Only one person?? Mehn... Dis luv is strong

Samguine:
She called me ex, you declared war. What would you declare if she called me boo?

end of time ...hehehe

sokarsenal:
. Let's just believe with heemah's health state at that time she misunderstood the DG's words ......I think the august allowance would be paid quit earlier than we can imagine

lmao... This is so funny

Its Yet anoda weekend, I wish each an everyone of you the very best and great fun. Do enjoy your weekend.

cutiepie01:
lol.Yes na,u're my ex-love #winks#

Iffahear... Dts WAR

traecey:
mrn pipx...sorry ive bin absent...typhoid z knackn mi dwn

So sorry... Plz do tk care of urslf & get well soonest

cutiepie01:
Me love.. am cool sweedie and abj's treating me well.We've missed u here.Hope u're good too?

*coughing*

GodsFavourite1:
it was fine. Thanks

Welcome Ma... Its yet anoda weekend. Do hv great fun

Ojestas:
lolz. Na everybody go be like u?? i know say dem go don know u wella there.

Na only preach Me dey preach regular for here o...

traecey:
heard deve brot pipz to fix it#fingerscrossed tho

Nice... Guex it shld be fixed now

Ojestas:
yes I am

Y won't u wen many ladies are shouting ur name & ur phones are constantly ringing

traecey:
ders light almst evriwhre...just my side nd some gat light ish...(bad transformer)

E be lyk winch has "mess" in d transformer... Hehehe *tongueawt*

heemah:
one gud reason while offa peeps refer to their hamlet as a small london is wah i dnt understand!! Offa, pride and arrogance are inseparable friends..lol...#IlorinEmirateTillIDie#

I'm beginning to think maybe their girls are extremely sexy even as d place is beautiful

cutiepie01:
Na so i go one church like that..chaii d service is so boring seriously battling with sleep o.

Who send you msg? Lol

yokiti:
Good to know that you are getting better.
@ lorddaywalker, hope you are doing fine too? Wishing you "two" quickest recovery.
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How are our streams II corpers finding the expreience in camp?
Great shoutout to Samguine - Ogun waterside, Smeeky - ondo, Dr. Meeky Anambra, Osemu8 - rivers, Sokarsenal - akwa Ibom ayaya, Jimwalex - the theatre of dreams/ warfare, and all natuarlly ahead Abusites, Ajasa4link - Kebbi. Not forgetting Skateboard - Ebonyi, Ojestas ( my friend posted to Kaduna where he sang Doropucci with our brother from across the Niger but later redeployed to Kwara that always want to vist Heemah without taking Samguine along ). Apostle rhazur whose result has cancelled insult our landlord Valentinooo -Yobe, macuwon - Edo, paiko corper Tolu ( cant recollect the proper moniker now) philosopher rationalmind redeployed Edo corper, DrPhilaBd - the federal of all federal corper, Oyo-corper Adedeji65, grammatically Sowl, justfree1, highmey, Mannylex and his Eko oni baje Corpers: hissexcellencie et. al. and others who are too numerous to mention.
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And to our damsels: centre of unity corper :dearest Cutiepie01 - Abuja, omalicha Darkchocolate - Lagos, Godfavourites1, Buksich - Lagos, Edo princess Zerray (Abia umunna bende), Heemah - Oyo, Fluvvy22 ( how are samguine's twins doing?), Whytjane, Enimoney -the corper on the Plateau just as Holutosin, Olaoyekemi, cleoqueen the O- corper , the Iseyin landlady Traecey, the Eko corper Prixxy and the beautiful ladies out there serving their fatherland selflessly .
May God continue to watch over you all. Do continue to obey the clarion call.
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Special recognition : everly reliable Sodiqyinka, Claroo, Enelcy / enellcy, dstnd, luvlycutebay, al- gaosu Noordean and others.
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Ajuwaya!!! One LOVE.

Baba, I must greet you. Abeg u try mk u tk rememba almost everybody state of deployment. Tuale for u...

cutiepie01:
Just passing..

Hmmmn... Okay na, pass well. Lo...

GodsFavourite1:
hmmmmm

Hw are you enjoying your weekend?

traecey:
atol

Dooh!! Don't worry, it ll get berra even to d extent u ll wish to marry a staff because of hw dem tk dey give u light

lorddaywalker:
boss d only fun I av been having is skipping parades n lectures,broke my knee on a football pitch. How are you boss?

So almost losing a leg & almost becoming incapacitated is fun to u because of lectures?? Smh... I pirry U.

lorddaywalker:
so sorry heemah,i heard abt d cow incident, nva knew u ar d victim. Dat mean we shld av met at d clinic den,i was playing for my platoon too 2days ago and broke my knee n d results shows I had a tendon sprine, d clinic want me to pay 2k for d xray tho,just left clinic a while ago limping

Seems lyk someone decided that he ll prefer to limb than to pay 2k from his allawee #jux thinking#

traecey:
pls who knows a gud power-bank nd where I can get one...its urgent

Seems PHCN ain't friendly with someone