₦airaland Forum

nairalandist:
See giraffe! Baba God too design things! All these Graphic designers still dey learn work. . . see neck, see leg. . .

A great wonder to behold. A perfect work of art , a masterpiece

Kelklein:
[size=15pt] TEACHER:
Jonathan, 2+8?

JONATHAN:
March 28, Sir.

TEACHER:
This boy, I wonder how dull you are. Did I ask you of the month of March. Sit down!
(turns to a female pupil) You Patience, solve this problem.

PATIENCE:
Sir no bi me start d problem. Na Jega, dat boy weh de sit by d door. Make you sendam out, d problem go solve be dat.

TEACHER:
If I send him out, what will I do to dull pupils like Jonathan and you?

PATIENCE :
Make you allow us repeat class, Sir.

BUHARI: (Raises hand and cuts in)
Don't agree sir. They'll always fail. Dismiss them. The
answer is 10.

TEACHER:
Very good! But give me 10 reasons why Jonathan
should be dismissed, first. Remember he's still the
class captain.

BUHARI:
1. He never speaks the truth.
2. He is wicked.
3. He never wears shoes to the school.
4. He cheats.
5.He sold all the bulbs in this classroom, that's why we can't read when it is dark.
6. He dances even when the class is in trouble.
7. He over sleeps.
8. He keeps rats in the same box we keep our monthly contributions.
9. He doesn't take correction and
10. Hates to be advised.

TEACHER:
Class, what Buhari listed are bad qualities of a leader. So I will give you the chance to choose another class captain before the end of March. Is that okay?

MANY:
Yes sir!!, it is okay sir. [/size]

Must you bring this your rubbish here

itstpia99:
Giraffes are being reintroduced into the wild in Niger Republic. There is a breeding program which aims at increasing their depleted numbers, so its not surprising to have them in Kano.

as you can see, the ones in the picture look fairly young, so its possible they are also part of a breeding program.

These ones young ? ? ? But how can you tell?

Gej don win.

They will have to define indecent dressing for these ladies

Making sense

Una don start again with another brain wave. I haven't seen it yet, can somebody give me a clue?
Omo I don give up. Can't see any solider nor gun ..all I see is a mass of rocks.

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robay:
mumu,who cum hold am

Mumu personified. Don't quote me if u can't say anything without insult. APC toad

PassingShot:
Mr. Clueless wasn't there!

Clueless is when you put your faith in a bandit of theives/ coup plotters to end corruption and deliver dividends of democracy.

But from the pic, he is not touching anything nah. They are both holding hands if u ask me. I was expecting to see a man grabbing a woman's bosom or asss. Not this.

ogbonoeba:
Haba, we are tired of suffering and smilling...

Na only you they that condition. Look back to where we were during OBJ and compare our lives now. GEJ is working

Smh for his sense of humour. This is so uncalled for.
But wait oooo. I thought Buhari's first name is Mohammadu so why is the OP relating this with Buhari?.
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Those fools that are bringing GEJ into this matter. Una dey exhibit the typical characteristics of APC fanatics. Keep it up.
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Mean while GEJ till 2019

Good news !!! Our gallant warriors are making us proud.
Never again, will they have audacity to take up any Nigeria territory again.
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But na wah for some nigerians ooo. Our soldiers are sacrificing the blood , sweat and tears so that WE all can live in peace. While some cowards will sit in the comfort of their houses to castigate and insult these gallant men online.
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God bless Nigerian Arm Forces
God bless GEJ
God bless Nigeria
God punish those supporting and rejoicing when BH kill their fellow humans.

Finally . The press did their job

Clueless people

Thank you Jesus! I hope those animals didn't violate her.
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GEJ till 2019.

Please leave mama peace for us. What's your problem? She is the way she is and her husband and Nigerians are ok with her. Leave her alone!!!

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Foolish people

Boss abeg carry go. Haters go die of envy and jealous tomorrow.
The most swagalicous president ever liveth.

You see their lives I said APC is up to no good. They called for his sack when he was doing his job properly. Now that they have compromised him , jega is now the best person for INEC.

Apc is a band of "directionaless" people
Buhari is a green snake and an illiterate
Tinubu is corruption personified
Lie mohammed is a the grand patron of liars
Amaechi is a glorified houseboy.

Hahahahah. Why would I. I will save it in fridge, n use it to teach somebody sex education.

Missed front page . So vexed

Hr

So u do? Them blast the mudafucker!!!

OP wetin concern you??
She complain??
D pastor rape her
Are they not adults
What's ur P?

Hmmm. . So the Boko haram has now gone hi tech. Mi think they are embracing "change"

iebanehita:
16. Iran
7. Senegal
13. Burundi
5. Botswana
6. Ukraine
3. China
10. Iceland

This thing hard o.

5 should be costa rica

washin their dirty linen outside. Tah!!!!

LastProphet:
I am sure your mouth must be smellier than Tinubu's

For why I brush and I don't do drugs like u and ur master