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[quote author=BaebieHot post=30454339]On my way to the library, I came upon him and one teacher discussing in a narrow passage. The gap btw him and the other teacher was wide enough for me to pass, so I did what I had to do. I walked right pass their middle.
Na so my guy grab my collar, drag me back and landed that slap I talked abt on my sweet face. Choi.

Sha, he apologized later and we later became friends.
The man wicked sha, it's good that you later became friends too.

BaebieHot:
PISS SLAP
when this slap lands on ur face, u immediately start to feel a warm and wet flow down your legs.

in secondary school, my vice principal gave me a painful piss slap eh, I couldn't hold myself any longer. I just surrendered to pissing on myself right in front of some junior students.
When the Yeye man saw what he did, he smiled and told me to go to hostel for a change.
On my way babes started asking me "what happened to your skirt?" and I was like "hmm...I just sat on a wet chair o"
when this slap lands on ur face, u immediately start to feel a warm and wet flow down your legs.

Wait, what did you do to deserve it?

You see the expression of the 2 men on the note? I have the same one.

Lmao. This really cracked me up!

taryour:
Nice thread.

Oh I loved boiled corn with chilled coke, I could eat over 400 naira worth at a go. Infact I begged a stranger in a public transport for boiled corn.the woman wasn't surprised,she just handed over. You needed to see how I rushed the corn like I had been starved for years,I was so happy. I had hungrily watched the woman eat her corn jejely until it got to the last piece,I couldn't bear it anymore I wanted to cry I just had to open up and beg for the corn.

Loool, interesting experience.

SegunMike:
يمكنك التحدث ما تكتبه ؟

Y'all who commented in Arabic really cracked me up.

SegunMike:
يمكنك التحدث ما تكتبه ؟

Y'all who commented in Arabic really cracked me up.

Lmao. Never heard of No. 9 before tho

Like we've forgotten about the plane with millions of dollars, belonging to a certain Nigerian that was impounded in SA a while back.

Well, now that we have 'stomach infrastructure' it is only necessary to buy 'wonder stoves' too. All of a sudden, they are conscious of people suffering from COPD and 'incessant felling of trees'.

Its a question of love and understanding,afterall who says I won't have a road traffic accident tomorow and die. Not everyone who's Hiv +ve got it by being promiscuous. Its possible to live a long and productive life even when you're positive, and besides its possible to remain negative despite being married to a positive person.
Summary: if I really love somebody, I'd marry her irrespective of her Hiv status.