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Ifeanyi147:
Come where u come from?

KingAzubuike:
All these scammers called pastors. Adeboye and oyedepo go use gold chair for ministers stand, the rest of the senior pastors go use plastic or cloth chair. Some of them go even put rug or carpet in front of them for reasons best known to them. By the time they even finish sermon, one errand boy pastor go still help them carry bible to their seats. Basically they see themselves as demi gods which isn't meant to be.

chuksanambra:
Please can someone mention a single thing Murray Bruce has done for his constituency in Bayelsa?

Martinez39:
MUMU

ImaIma1:
You will always be insecure whenever you have to leave her and go on a trip. Will she remain faithful while you are away? The decision is up to you.

omobs:
then find another person dey Bleep, girls full everywhere, I mean everywhere, go out, make new friends, you go tire, try chase money too.

luvyaself95:
Lol Na you talk am

aanuoluwami14:
forgive her but watch her. If she repeat it again, use your head

SpencerM:
You know u just opened old wound...been der b4 bro...so this are my sincere opinions

1...Nigga dat babe would sleep with d guy till u catch her one more time
2....When u catch her this time she wont b remorseful
3...When shes not remorseful and u threathen her with brk up bro na she go first suggest am sef...
4...Now trust me tho difficult but as it stands u av d upper hand u can brk up rite away and u will feel beta
5....If she is d one dat brks up with u..bro just b ready for grade 1 depression etc...u go nearly run mad with d assessment of u av done o
6...Best Option u will eva have is to brk d Bleep up wit ha rite now


In other Ways
1...u can keep her but make sure ur not seeing ha as ur gf again
2..Fake d forgiveness and make her think uv 4given n still love her
3...She will b feeling guilty hence u av her under ur control
4...Use her Manipulatively to ur own advantage(Free sex, Food, insinuate she buys gift n do stuffs 4u,...all dos impossible sexual fantansy use her achieve all)
5..Read books frm Robert Greene: Art of Seduction, Anxioms from the Mafia Manager by The V.
6..Listen to music frm Juicewurld:Lucid Dreams
7..After this a Cold Heartless Savage King Will b born...a Beast of Bitches...for more call me on...09077282765

Dont 4get to Chase MONEY, like mad.

omobs:
Guy, you dey bleep up, see opportunity for free sex. Just continue to chop her, when you tire, you find your way. Girls are like swimming pool, don't bother about who used the pool before you, who is swimming with you and who will swim after you just swim Your Own and go.

Headlesschicken:
u r a pant man, better go n face yuh life,n go for yuh service, women can never be trusted,if she did it once,she would still do it again, better go n eat.o,cos she has been eating,i wonder what is wrong wiv boys of dix generation...

Lionhearted:
I empathized with you on your predicament.
You must be going through a lot.

What exactly do you want us to do for you?

To prescribe a drug that will enable you sleep or tell you what to eat?

natinhoo:
Asi ehn, Baba dey wait make the woman start to act porn before him go act

luvyaself95:
My girl Collected ordinary Ring From another guy on Val Day
Since that time have been done with her
While you know she have sex multiple times
You say you can't eat and sleep becos of her
You be #weakass

derrydinny:
it is your type that make women feel special, a girl cheats on you and you are asking questions?

pointblank247:
Only once in a while can you find a woman willing to stick with you alone when you are still trying to find your feet. The way you write says that you are the gentle type whose heart women like to play with.
Every girl I dated know that if you make the mistake of making me suspicious, nobi say I catch you red handed. You just gave me permission to fvck any body I like until you vex and find your way.
Correct guys nodey carry Nigerian woman matter for head,

Fixedmatch6666:
See below it

pablobellins:
*IF THE BIBLE WERE TO BE WRITTEN IN OUR TIME, THE STORY OF ATIKU COULD HAVE BEEN THUS*

AN ACCOUNT OF THE TRIALS OF ATIKU THE SON OF ABUBAKAR

1. In the seventh year that king Obasanjo reigned over the kingdom, a great trouble broke out in the land. For when his time was come nigh that he may descend from the throne that he called unto himself noble men in the land.

2. And he declared unto them saying: "Now that my days on the throne are few, allow me therefore to rule over thee for another four years".

3. And he gathered together of them that maketh laws in the Red Chamber in the city of the king, and even unto they in the Green Chamber, that they may amend the books of the law to favour him.

4. But this thing grieved Atiku the son of Abubakar who was the king's deputy. And he said unto his master, "howbeit seekest thou to rule over the people for another term? sweareth not thou by the name of thy god to set me upon the throne after thee?

5. Practice thou not this great evil against me and against the kingdom for it is written in the books of the law that a king may not reign but for two terms which equal eight years''. But these words changeth not the heart of the king.

6. And Atiku conspired with the Governors of the provinces and of the men who maketh laws in the city of the great king and they rejected king Obasanjo that he may continually reign over the kingdom.

7. And the king was wrought with grave anger and he declared according to these words to Atiku the son of Abubakar saying, "because thou hath done this great evil unto me, thou shall no longer sit upon the throne of this kingdom even unto thy death".

8. When the son of Abubakar saw that the king favoureth him not, that he departed from the camp of the king by the name PDP, and pitched his tent in the camp of the king's adversaries by the name ACN that he may contend the throne of the kingdom.

9. And it came to pass that Governor Yaradua who ruleth over the province of Katsina found favour in the sight of king Obasanjo. And when the time was come for the appointment of the king that he defeated Atiku and was appointed and anointed king over the kingdom. And king Yaradua ruleth the kingdom with the fear of God. But his days as king was full of affliction.

10. And when king Yaradua gave up the ghost that Goodluck the son of Jonathan who siteth by his side as the deputy reigned after him. But when the time was come nigh that the son of Jonathan be appointed again that Atiku departed from the camp of the king's adversaries and entered into the king's camp that he may be appointed.

11 . But the son of Jonathan defeated Atiku again for he spake according to these words unto the people, "I feel thy pains brethren for I was once like thee. I wore no sandals on the soul of my feet in the years of my youth when seeketh I knowledge, for my parents were of little means". And the people loved him and appointed him.

12. And the host of the other camps were vexed with a great vexation. For sixteen years they made battle against the king's camp and hath not prevailed against it.

13. And a certain noble man by the name Audu the son of Ogbe declared unto the leaders of the camps that contended the throne with the king's camp saying: "howbeit thinkest thou in thy heart to prevail against the king's camp if comest thou not together as one?

14. Harken to my voice this day, come let us reason together that we may enlarge our coast and verily, verily I say unto thee, the throne of the kingdom shall be delivered into our hands.

15. Of the camps that came together that day to form the APC were ACN from the west, ANPP from the North and a part of APGA from the East of the kingdom. Even the unhappy in the camp of PDP crossed over into the camp too.

16. And Atiku the son of Abubakar departed again from the king's camp by the name PDP and entered into the camp of the king's adversaries that he may contend the throne.

17. But Mohammed the son of Buhari was favoured among them that seeketh the throne from the camp of the APC for he swore unto the leaders of the camp saying, "Behold brethren, I am full of age and my eyes are becoming dim, suffer me to ascend unto the throne for I shall only reign for four years". And Buhari was anointed king over the kingdom.

18. And it troubled the son of Abubakar in his heart that he was rejected as king again. But he saith in his heart, I shall be of long suffering and remain in this camp for I shall ascend unto the throne after the fourth year of king Buhari.

19. But it came to pass that as the end of the fourth year of king Buhari's reign was at hand that the advisers in the king's court said unto him, be of good courage, gird thy loins and present thyself to be appointed again to reign over the kingdom for another four years.

20. And when Atiku heard of these words that he was vexed with anger and he repenteth that he joined the APC.

21. And he said, "I shall arise and go back to PDP which is the camp of my youth. And I shall declare unto them, “I have sinned against thee and against God. Accept me this day that I may once again contend the throne in thy bosom”.

22. And on the twenty fourth day of the eleventh month of the year before a new king is appointed that Atiku the son of Abubakar departed from the camp of APC and joined the camp of his youth.

23. And there was great jubilation in the camp of PDP that day for they said, “Verily, the prodigal son returneth.

24. But they forgot that Aremu, the son of Obasanjo, who still sees himself as the King maker, will not approve of it.