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DriveByKiller:
so who's your favourite rapper DrWhizy? and what's your favorite drug? Dopey.

Your mates (if you're a real Doctor) are on duty making the rounds but you're on nairaland trying to convince us that you're an actual doctor.

you need to go with the Dr moniker so all of us who don't give a shiit about you whether you die or live MUST know you're a doctor.

Meanwhile you can't even spell MBBS properly and that's supposed to be a medical degree.

Your clitoriz pulsate and your pussy gets wet whenever you see a medical thread and you fly into it like a roadside denisovan because the only patient you have ever seen are here on nairaland?

That's why you become an emo-bitch and a snowflake whenever you're called out.

Your life must really be a horror show with nairaland its comic relief.

Intellectual dwarf!



You got enough time on your hands for a student let alone a medical officer.

You're a full-blown idiot suffering from advance stages of low self-worth and value.

Chai! morons Dey sha. I just hope any slowpoke who mingles with you would be smart enough to use a condom because we’ve had enough cretins already.

Once again, you have evaded all issues raised. I’ve never understood ‘ignorance’ till our paths crossed. You’re so ignorant that the word was probably coined from your surname.

It must hurt to realize that you, the smartest man in your lineage is a pea brain hence you have switched to facing a moniker and that makes sense to you ? How dumb can one get.

And yes I have time on my hands. After all I’m not a doctor and just a Jambito but it must be amazing to see a busy, successful and high achieving fellow attempting to engage a supposed Jambito.

One last time send your account make I do you Sunday. January is running out and you need to make mama proud. I would not allow you reduce me to your level, oh ye swine. You would therefore stay ignored!

Peace!

DriveByKiller:
DrWhizy is grasping at any floating object to stay alive

You're a doctor and you can't even write your degree properly?

God punish your unproductive life for there?

Dr of nairaland?

Listen, you're a nobody. That's why you quickly attached Dr in your moniker. Who cares.

Just imagine if every doctor both medical and academic, engineers, architects, chiefs, pharmacists, OAPs have to make their professions into their monikers here.

But you are suffering from attention deficient syndrome, chronic low self-esteem and organic failure.

So you have to let all of us know you're a doctor by coining your moniker DrWhizy and coming like a charged idiot to every medical relates thread.

You're not a doctor, kid.

You're failure and a phoney.

Nairaland is your sub your uneventful life orbit around and its comment feed is the air your desperate lungs need to stay alive.

Organic failure.

So this is what frustration looks like ? Never would have imagined.

It’s how hard you keep trying to convince yourself that I’m unproductive and a nobody . Once again, if that makes the dolt in you sleep better at night, then that’s fine.

You need to decide on what side of the divide you have agreed to place me on. Jambito, lab scientist, doctor or not.

I like how you’ve serially evaded every issues raised. From your ‘astute’ complete sentences to your ‘profound’ understanding of Paedophilia and medical degree abbreviation and finally your ‘knowledge’ on preterm care. If these are not enough for you to look introspectively and ask deep questions about your moronic self then you, my beloved would remain the ode! that you are.

Meanwhile happy Sunday! you fit still drop your account when you finish make I run you something. You’d need it to feed well; it aids brain development.

Peace!

DriveByKiller:
It is MBBS and not MB,BS like you wrote. That's what I want you to defend. You're supposed to be a medical doctor, not an ill-programmed bot

And I said you're trying to impress 16 year-olds not 16 year old girls. But I like how your mind already condemned you. Because you're and organic pedophilic jambito.

You didn't even attempt to defend your MB,BS but was yapping about a typo

The sperm that formed you was zinc deficient.

You're probably a lab scientist whose JAMB score couldn't procure medicine for you so you came to nairaland to live your dreams as DrWhizy

Scatterbrained troglodyte

You’re actually a very shameless simpleton. Who would have expected Mr correct sentences to make ‘’typo’s ‘’. That you don’t even recognize the degree can be written as MB BS, MBBS, MB,BS, or even MB BCh is reason enough to beat myself for engaging with you dumb nitwit! Talmabout, that’s what I want you to defend.

I can’t keep trying to help you but for the sake of that excuse of a dead beat father, Peadophilia applies to boys and girls. Add that to what you’ve learnt today. Oponu oshi!

I’m glad that you’ve magnanimously upgraded me from a Jambito to a lab scientist, I hope your dingbat mum would be proud of the pea brained bozo she birthed.

While I advise you ‘mr correct sentences’ to look into your second sentence again, I also implore the schmuck in you to not take this opportunity for granted and do a research on what the cost of taking care of a 26 weeker up until at least 31 weeks would cost. The Ignorance you have exhibited on this thread, which I know is hereditary can at least be put into more useful means.

Peace!

DriveByKiller:
I had a feeling you're a frustrated medical student and not a doctor. I never even realized I have been conversing with a forever aspiring Medical student who had been hospitalized and amputated by JAMB after several attempts.

I am not into the Medical line or profession but I always knew MBBS is very applicable.

Now see the photo below. That's a medical journal web page and I'm assuming you know more than they do.

I want to ask you a very simple question:

Why are you using nairaland as an equaliser to offset the disaster that is your real life?

You're still being beaten and decimated like a surgical patient by JAMB, but you're on nairaland trying to rewrite the medical books you're not qualified to read.

Your poor mother is still struggling to put cassava for you on the table.

All you are required to do is just defeat JAMB but you're hear measuring dick with people whose existence and achievement is beyond your reach and dreams.

You call yourself DrWhizy, the dullest and most silly imbecilic moniker any real doctor will assume just to impress 16 year-olds here?

I don't know who your parents offended but I think your destiny has been swapped with that of a mountain billy goat by your father's creditors.

Now DrWhizy the aspiring jambito, take a look at the screenshot below and tell them it's MB,BS

Brain-damaged quack

Lmao!! I like that you at least took time to edit your second sentence and third paragraph and also your own ‘MMBS’ degree while trying to appear smart…….there’s no need to thank me for that anyways.

If believing that I’m not a doctor and that you’ve achieved way more than I would make a dunce sleep better then so be it

I apologize for having earlier called you a cretin. You really don’t deserve that because cretins would do better than this. Airhead!

Lastly, please don’t assume everyone is a paedophile like you.

Peace!

DriveByKiller:
you need to learn your punctuations and simple sentence construction before talking about brain and research. Can't believe you suscessfuly sat for and pass your MMBS writing and punctuating like this.

You're supposed to be saving lives and apply decorum but a crack addict is who you chose to name your moniker after?

That, my friend, is the your true calling.

You're the manifestation of decay and Medical rot in Nigeria. Square pegs in round holes.

Now when I call you a thief and a quack, just ask me how.

Stupid idiot

Such weak attempt at a comeback.

I know it must hurt to realize how much of a cretin you are but it’s okay, there are a lot of other morons like you so you're not alone.

I want to believe you’ve at least made an attempt to update yourself while you stylishly try to glide away from the issue at hand.

You may want to edit your second sentence and third paragraph mr sentence construction. And by the way it’s MB,BS, you blockheaded dimwit.

Peace!

DriveByKiller:
you mean I should research why you're a thief?

DrWhizy, such a silly, showtime moniker for a doctor. You're a doctor of rap music, crack and coke?

But I get it, 19 million for delivery of sextuplets and you say hospital care? I don't understand.

Unethical, underdeveloped criminals.....you know delivery is supposed to be a walk in the park like it is in other countries?

Nigeria has the highest child mother mortality rate in the world and it's thanks to you unethical idiots who only go on strike for more money but never about hospital upgrades.

slowpoke

All these rants and you still wouldn’t do a basic research.

You don’t understand you say and yet refuse to take time to; that my friend is the definition of a slowpoke.

If you had a bit of a Brain, you’d realize the charges are for the care of the newborns going forward. But what do I expect from a dolt.

Before you hurriedly reply me, take time read the article and do a little research on the cost of care for a 26weeker up until at least 31 weeks. At least update your dumb self and don’t be in a hurry to show the world how daft some humans can be.

While your at it let me inform you that viability in Newborns in our environment(Nigeria) is 28 weeks….I don’t expect this to make sense to you anyways.

Peace!

Osariemen12:
Many people shouting at the cost don't know that 30 seconds power failure or any other thing needed for their survival means the babies are gone. Again, no one knows how long they will be there and the type of treatment they get daily. It might not be outrageous after all. How much was spent of Yusuf alone when he fell on bike? ICU is not easy both ways.

Alas, a thinking (wo)Man.

JOemmy:
The owner of that hospital is a known philanthropist why can't he help them?

No philanthropist can help everyone in the world.

DriveByKiller:
Anyone really knows that Nigerian doctors are thieving opportunists and very unprofessional.

This kind of situation and C-section is where they rip people off. 19 million for sextuplets delivery.

Just think if the Hippocratic oath and wonder the kind of animals some doctors are .

The way some of you spew ignorant crap is just beserk! At least do some research

Find out what it takes to care for a 26 weeker until at least 31/32 weeks. 26 weeks for crying out loud!

Na wa ooo.

ultron12345:


Depends on experience and the facility at which they work.

Housemanship - 180K (150-220K, depending on facility). Heard Hazard Allowance has been increased, so if implemented, that should increase these figures.

NYSC - 33K plus salary from the facility to which they are posted. Federal facilities pay about 60-70K, while state facilities range from 10K to 90K (average should be about 40K). Those posted to less busy facilities in capital cities may also be able to get extra income by taking locum private practice jobs.

Fresh doctor in a private hospital (GP) - 200K (Few facilities pay less, minimum 180K, while some pay more, 220-300K).
This pay increases with experience (with 2 years experience getting about 250K) but peaks at about 350/400K. At this stage, most doctors will have started their own private practices or moved on to residency.

Some GPs start their own private hospitals.
Small "blue curtain" clinics in small towns outside major cities like Lagos, Abuja with auxiliary "nurses" where the owner GP is the only doctor there, would earn the doctor about 400K monthly.
Bigger practices would earn more.

For residency, junior registrars earn 270-300K, while senior registrars take home 380-420K.

Consultants at federal hospitals start at 700K. Those at state hospitals and those employed as honorary consultants by universities may earn slightly less.

Consultants employed at private hospitals usually earn more. Here, the pay also depends on the speciality. A neurosurgeon will earn more than a family physician. Low end specialities can earn about 700-800K, while high end specialities like neurosurgery can earn up to 2M.

Consultants at government hospitals usually supplement their income with locum private practice where they take on part time jobs at private facilities (on paper, the government job is full time, but in reality, it's more of a part time job (Nigerian civil servant attitude) so they tend to have ample time for private practice even while practising at government hospitals). Extra earnings here also depend on specialty. Surgeons tend to earn more than physicians, since they can charge per procedure. These extra earnings can range from 300K-2M monthly.

Consultant owned private practices earn depending on the specialty. Orthopaedic surgeons and neurosurgeons would very very easily net well over 2M monthly, out-earning a rheumatology focused practice for example. These figures are for single specialty private practices which are quite rare. In reality, most practices offer several other specialities in addition to that of the owner, by hiring other specialists on locum basis when the need arises.

Op, herein lies the answer you seek.

KingAzubuike:

Lol stop saying what you don't know. Firstly, whatever income from the procedure will be distributed across your team. Even the anaesthesia doctor will have an equal cut.. . Also, what kind of complicated surgery of 2m do you want to be doing 5 times weekly with private practice? You can't earn that much in a government hospital and apart from the big name private hospitals, the remaining privates na mainly appendix removal and illegal abortion of like 30-50k dem dey do lol.

An average salary for doctors in government hospitals is between 120 and 200k. Senior regs in FMCs and teaching hospitals is between 220 and 270k. Consultants is 400k upwards ( although there are young consultants but most times you for don old before you reach that stage) Doctors don't earn much in nigeria . Many of them are struggling with their toyota big daddy and honda baby boy dem dey use do yanga up and down. Con dey toast and sweet mouth small small girls for streets with "I'm a medical doctor " talks. and Gone are the days where every child's dream is to be a doctor and lawyer. Both professions don too cast moat especially that law.. Those one na charge and bail and property agents full streets.

You are correct about doctors not being paid much and mostly struggling however your salary figures are laughable wrong.

greygoblings:


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Sheuns:


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I’m in Abuja sire

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proclinician:


It's typically a Nigerian thing until the next picture you see of them is captioned "we outside". So do not be fooled Sir/Ma.

If you insist sir/ma

proclinician:


Put your eyes to the ground.

I speak citing very dear colleagues who are more than just friends sir/Ma; not everyone would leave and have plans of leaving.

abimic:


Are you minding them, anything to trend, I doubt he said that to his boss like he posted, he is just trying to massage his ego and trend. No doubt, Some private hospitals underpay their doctors and when the opportunity arises for better pay abroad or locally for the staff, they move.


It is obvious he is working for those kwe kwe hospital where the MD is underpaying his staffs and using them anyhow, but still, there are still many doctors to replace him if he overshoots his luck. I know hospitals that change doctors like water, japa is not for everyone.

You are very correct, the story could be a hoax just to trend but I’ve seen these things play out in real time to believe they happen.

proclinician:


Not lack of funds. There is no medical doctor that lack funds to leave Nigeria. Each and every medical doctor you see in Nigeria is working on his escape plans. He is going through the process one after the other.

Well, frankly not everyone can leave Nigeria. While a good number have either left or working on leaving, there are those who can’t and have no plans of leaving like females married to established non doctors and others who due to family responsibilities for example can’t afford to pay time to prepare for foreign exams.

deltateam:


Even in medical field, the level of urgency of a case is considered. It's not always first to come.

Somebody lost his child as a result of this attitude. I wonder the number of people he has killed with this attitude.

This sir is you being sentimental.

Each hospital has an emergency unit. This doctor was most likely in the clinic.
If it was emergent, the triage team would have obviously been alerted and moved the said patient to the emergency.
What you did here was tactically avoid the fact that the patient called the MD to bypass a line.

Sincere Condolences to the person who lost a child. If that were looked further into, I’m almost certain it won’t be due to ‘attitude’.

gassbee:
u think he is indispensable, they wil fire him n nothing wil happen, he is lucky he has a calm MD

I quite understand how you feel and honestly while the employer can choose to relieve him of his duties, he can’t stop him from securing another placement which could happen that same evening.

One question we should ask is why people always want to jump the queue because they know those at the top. Your not more important than those before you and must wait your turn except of course in emergencies.

Cmanforall:

But some people are funny. Why jumping queue because you know MD

Typical behavior of a lot of people; always wanting to jump queue as tho the persons before them aren’t humans. Except it’s an emergency, you simply have to wait your turn.

Mordson:
I wish your MD sees this and fires your ass. Egoistic mumu.

Unfortunately he’d probably resume somewhere else the next day.

Blazebond:
All this una mumu story na to make una self feel important shebi,do you know the number of unemployed doctors in Nigeria?

Please I’m curious to know this number of unemployed doctors

Hello Bosses In the house, I scanned an 08 Honda Civic and these codes came up; kindly advise please

P0400. EGR system leak detected
P0404. EGR valve circuit range/performance problem
P0455. EVAP system very large leak detected
P0353. No 3 cylinder ignition coil circuit malfunction
P0457. EVAP system leak detected/fuel full cap loose or missing
P0497. Evaporative emission (EVAP) system low purge flow detected

It seems like EGR and EVAP are the main culprits

Boss, I scanned an 08 Honda Civic and these codes came up; kindly advise please

P0400. EGR system leak detected
P0404. EGR valve circuit range/performance problem
P0455. EVAP system very large leak detected
P0353. No 3 cylinder ignition coil circuit malfunction
P0457. EVAP system leak detected/fuel full cap loose or missing
P0497. Evaporative emission (EVAP) system low purge flow detected

It seems like EGR and EVAP are the main culprits

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