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Mygoldie:
Gbammed!!!!






@Desense i love you because you make me laff,with your crazy ideas.

I love you cause you are special and you always play neutral when it comes to some cases

Mrs, Chima:
Although, I want to pull Dsense's ears sometimes but he such a sweetheart and I am glad I am in his world!

I thank God for The day,the min,the place i met you . . .You are such a darlin sweetie . .  .lobe you.
OP.
Mrs chima is such a wonderful,sensible,intelligent,adorable person

Mrs, Chima:
Excuse you Dsense. I know damn well you aint lectured me about keeping it cool with people because of whatever and you doing the exact same thing you LECTURED ME ABOUT! You hypocrite!

Sweetie . . .Calm down pls
What did i do ? . . . .Did i say anything wrong to anybody?
Hmmmm talk to me . , c'mon

@Mygoldie.
God don catch you nau,My wifey is around,So any unwanted act from you and you would receive a harmful treat from my sweetheart ''Mrs China''

@Topic
Like you brother!

Coolabbie:
I'll come gouge out your eyes dis nite.

Ohhh NO PLS! . . .The 1 we did yesterday is still worrring me,Can't walk properly
Don't show for my house ooo else na bulldogs go handle your case

You mean you wanna see my pichie?

Mygoldie:
Fact! Desense is trying his hard to sound intelligent.

He's or trya be?
Tell me where you at . . .I can fly down latest next week

Blackteeth:
mygoldie, abeg I have a golden fish already. Am just trying to school some guys here. Person no go talk here again?

@D sense. You finally got choked.

@190. My blackteeth is a sign of good life. I kept chewing hot tasting foods and my teeth got burnt to ash black.

You mean like this . . . . ,

Are you still in your period
But you told me you are done since

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]Fruit baskets in the house. . .for sale

@Goldie, he's Nut-Sense alright!!!!! [/color]

I know where to get you . . .

Mygoldie:
[/b]






there you go Mr-nutsense.

That's never my handwritting, My handwritting is finer than this

[size=30pt]Girls don't start the war [/size]

Coolabbie:
Dsense & brilliant in a sentence? *coughing*

What?
You need some proofs?

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]Reality I love you because you have show how fruity D-Sense truly is!

as well as yourself in the process.


Adam & Steve [/color]

I was expecting good words . . thou

Witches in da house . . .Stop derailing the thread!

Coolabbie:
Dsense u r d only ant in my home dat i stomp on.

Chai . . .
Girls show some mercy nau

Mygoldie:
Reality does SN means ''Screen name''

umm i don't love strangers





@Desense i'll tell you something sweet,not until you buy me a Colgate toothpaste to wash my mouth with.

Can i wire you money to go buy it! . . .When did i even say to your mouth dirty?


Girls pls say something romantic bout me now  , , , , ,Where the heck is Mrs China? !

Mygoldie:
Gbammed!!!!! i said it didn't i?

there he goes advertising his lean ar se in the name of slagging Mygoldie off!!!!GAY BOY.

Come here . .I noticed you have started to hang around with that girl ''MzD'' to smoke weed.
Bloody hempy

OP.
Yep . . . .Very right!!!
Take me for example . . .I'm very brilliant and got no time for chasing women up and down . . Thou they come to my way but i still say NO to them . . .pple like ''Mrs China and Mygoldie''

OP.
[size=20pt]What about helping us to advertize Mygoldie for sale or for dating . . .She's very lonely nowadays!!![/size]

^^I love you cause you have just displayed how hurrble you are

Goldie . . .Aint leaving yah till i get something niceand romantic from your loosing and dirty mouth

Mygoldie:
Desense try and change your mind set,it will take you a long way,if you do.

Whta's wrong with my mind set . . .I always think it's perfect!!!

Mrs, Chima:
You wish^^^^

I wished and it's happening . . .Next!!!
[size=3pt]Bloody witch [/size]

You are the best when it comes to weed,You are always infront when it comes to cheating on men . . . Infact you are the worst on NL
hOPE ALL THSES ARE ROMANTIC

Mygoldie:
weak in what sense?^^

Weak on bed

^^^^

Blackteeth:
D sense I think you have just contradicted yourself saying that intelligence is knowledge, but you said the opposite before go back and check well.

Your brain is also black not just your teeth

Talk-show host Oprah Winfrey today celebrated the opening of her first church and the founding of her new religion, titled O, The Oprah Religion. The multi-tasking Oprah will serve as pontiff and deity for both.
“Expanding on Her enormously successful enterprises in television, film, the web, and Her magazine, Oprah Winfrey brings Her positive, motivational spirit to one of the most highly anticipated new religions since Scientology,” explained spokesperson and new Archbishop for the church, Gayle King, in a press conference in Chicago today.
“O, The Oprah Religion gives confident, smart women the tools they need to explore and reach for their dreams, to express their individual style, and to make choices that will lead to a happier and more fulfilling afterlife.”
“In addition, we’ve eliminated the regressive prohibitions – such as those against shrimp, clothing made of mixed fibers, and premarital sex – that older, outmoded religions still cling to, but which no longer fit in with the lifestyles of their congregations. In fact, Oprah loves to share a shrimp cocktail with her live-in life partner while wearing stretch-wool slacks! Now, with O, The Oprah Religion, you can do the same, and without the threat of everlasting damnation!”
King went on, “O, The Oprah Religion, has all the comforts of a traditional belief system, but combined with the uplifting spirit of Oprah, so that anyone from a religious background will still feel at home when they convert the new traditions of O, The Oprah Religion.”
“For example, instead of a spring fertility festival like Easter or Passover, with O, The Oprah Religion, you’ll celebrate the abundance of Oprah with Her spring holiday Oprah’s Favorite Things, which is observed during the second week of spring sweeps. During this holiday, believers smear the blood of a freshly slaughtered lamb on their television, and in the middle of the day the Holy Spirit of Oprah visits all supplicants and showers them with cashmere pajamas, gourmet chocolates, and Gladware”
“It doesn’t stop there!” added Archbishop King. “The Catholic tradition of confession has been incorporated into O, The Oprah Religion, but with a twist: confession occurs just once per lifetime, is syndicated nationally, and is officiated over by Oprah herself. Since Oprah serves as both pontiff and God in human form, penance is unnecessary, forgiveness is guaranteed, and it’s all done without the use of an intercessor! Verily I say unto thee: O, The Oprah Religion empowers all women with the tools for their own salvation! Praise be!”
Though Winfrey herself officiated over the opening ceremonies for the First Church Of Oprah, Savior, located on Chicago’s Magnificent Mile, O, The Oprah Religion does not require or even encourage Church attendance. Instead, believers are urged to stay home and watch services on their televisions. Regular broadcasts will be held every weekday at 11am. An additional service is planned for the most devout, to be called Oprah, After The Service.
Following her introductory remarks, Archbishop King spread her hands to the heavens, and Oprah herself appeared in the sky overhead, swathed in blindingly white robes and a pair of black leather knee-high boots with stiletto heels. Before Her, a mixed crowd of pre- and post-menopausal women shrieked in excitement, weeping openly at the heavenly vision. Several attendees were so overcome that they collapsed in pools of their own urine.
“Blessed are all who come before Me,” intoned Oprah after floating down to the podium, “and Blessed are all women who come to terms with things! Blessed also is this interesting hand-carved pepper mill; it is one of My Favorite Things! There’s one in each of your gift bags!”
With a flourish of trumpets from an unseen orchestra, production assistants scurried through the crowd, handing out gift bags to all and dispensing Egyptian cotton towels to the women who had wet themselves.
“Blessed is My church, enter ye now and view My services on the giant screen flat-panel Sony television within!” Continued Oprah, “Look within yourself, for you can overcome all obstacles when you believeth in yourself! Look also within your gift bag, as you all get a certificate for a free flat-panel Sony television of thine own!”
With a gesture from Her hands, the doors to the church swept open, and the crowds rushed forth to enter the church as an ivory chariot descended from the sky, whisking Oprah away to her apartment.
“Peace be with you! Praise be to Me!” she yelled as she drove out of sight.
In addition to Oprah’s Favorite Things, other holidays planned for the religion include The Feast Of The Assumption Of Maya Angelou, celebrated each summer with a poetry reading and live bird release, and the month-long Stedmanadon in the fall. Following similar marketing plans by the Kabbalah Center, a line of scented candles in the works, tentatively titled O, The Oprah-scented Candle, though plans for bottled water have been cancelled due to legal problems with Cirque Du Soleil.
Source: Davis McDavis


http://westerngh.com/2010/04/oprah-winfrey-opens-church-founds-religion/

^^Witch on my case

^^Mr philippine . .what is it

Mygoldie:
Desense you too dey kiss people ah!!!

Witch!!!      Witch!!!   Witch!!!

Yes!! . . .Vice and versa!!
Means . . .A knowledgeable is intelligent and an intelligent is Knowledgeagle!!!