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OP,
That would be brilliant step if can be conducted.!
I support Igbo to join the task but Aba ppl . . . .No! No to Aba ppl

Ileke-IdI:
As long as it's not aba made.

These ppl would kidnap you one day

I wish she does!

Kunbee!!!
Don't let me go back to my Taba ooo

Yawning . , . . . . .

Aminalib,
Of course i know he wouldn't allow it . . . .

Hey ID sweetie,
How are you doing today . . . .I want you to check this wonderful joke out , .
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-566715.0.html

Kunbee:
Who is sweetie

But i told you i was high on Taba the other day . . . .We use the word ''Sweetie '' for a cool stranger.

OP.
THANK YOU

Aminalib!!! Aminalib!!! Aminalib!!! Aminalib!!! Aminalib!!! Aminalib!!!

Let me chat you small
Why are you shoked?

OP.
I'm scared of saying it . . . . . . . . .But this it . . . . .

Kunbee:
I am fine

You will do it again tomorrow, so nevermind

Eeyah , . . Thanks sweetie

Personality . .lol

What did you say?
Don't start it else i will call on guys to come and contaminate and derail your thread right now

^^^Come on  . . .It was all about jokes and fun,Don't take it serious!
But anyhow you want it, you get it!

Efemena_xy:
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."

"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"

"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose, You must be a bunny rabbit!"

Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?"

And the snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when he was finished, the snake said, "Well, what kind of an animal am I?"

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and he replied, "You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy and you haven't got any balls, You must be a lawyer."

Efemena_xy:
A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.
The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead too."

The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.

The vet brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too."

The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, "$650."

"$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaimed the man,

"Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests."

Whatever

HAHAHAHA . . .Don't vex nau

^^^LOOOL . . .
Why they ban you again nau . . . . .what happened ?