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Mondisweets: you are welcome madam

no u nt calling me dat.

temigracie: ..ll like to ask a question from u...u met a girl,she has all d qualities u want in a woman...she s gud to u n to evryone dat surrounds u, she ll do anytin to make u happy always, u no deep down in ur heart dat u might not meet someone like her again ...u dated her but u claim u dont love her....wat will u do?...ll u leave her n setlle low for someone low or u ll still b with her

how will i wish for sumtin and it comes to me and i reject it...not poasible i will want her for ever with all dat quality

temigracie: wish guys can always fulfil their promise....dey ll start showing u deir tru color few into d marriage...wel,it applies to ladies to sha.......it takes d grace of God to find a good n loving partner

yeah you are rite...buh d real men are out there just tryna be gud woman...because we know wen u are gud

Mondisweets: These ones will not work at all, try these tips;


1. 68990127890466 i know you use airtel
2. What is you account number?
3. Where do you want me to take you for shopping tomorrow?

This is how you get a babe's attention faster

very gud sir..lolz

dyt babe: Goalllll
Di maria

lolz...see ur mouth....nah tru sha

laplace12: Every man make this promise. Wonder where the abusers come from

lolz..dats rite

clemmonce: cool.I have benefitted from this. what about calling. what are the things to say.

wow...am happi u find interesting....you can start immediately after getting familiar with her on text or chat... call her like in the morning lets say tryna be d one to wake her up ...so u should know wen u gonna call her then...you gonna just go straight to say u call ti know how her nite was...she might be sleepy and might say few tins..and u hang up nt to make it itchy...wat u gonna do is call her wen u know she fully awake maybe b4 she goes to work or anywere...reason to make you always occur in her head....gonna make her find reason to come and see u soon....coupled wif does crazy chat u have been given to her...u good to go

Dear wife
Love is kind,when u fight to make love work it can be painful at time..
We can be friends till d end...
I can love u ,embrace you,pray with you,Your problems will be my problems and we will hold hands through it all till the storm is over.
I got that forever chocolate...reply soon
Future husband

Waspy: Gaddemit when there is doe and hoes to worry abt

if dats d problem...den u dnt have any problem bro

LogoDWhiz: Chei!!! Another Andyblaze in d making...

lolz...

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Waspy: What's all dis

it is something i want u to tink abt

LogoDWhiz: Go back to PRY 1.

ok i will...except u agree to pay my skool fees

Mike chinos: Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry.
Whats d Name of d stuff u are Smoking

lolz....kush...is it all abt dry or abt what u gat to say man

Eeja Nla01: Major reason why our ladies get too much yanga,guys have lost their worth by idolizing women.

just exactly ...wat d problem is..we hope dey understand sha

Something lead to this grammer...story about a baber and his regular absense from his shop...so i decided to use this grammer to describe his absense.....if a lady gets it ....hmmmmm...i will give her the suck of a life time....i stay in gwags contact me.
For the guys 3 hotties for u all nite.hehe ...

He has become "CONSISTENTLY CONSISTENT IN BEING INCONSISTENT"...make una tell me

Lovebond34: u ma fink am na...inshort loyalty go stop by force...u go start to hustle jst to get into dat candyshop

i dey tell u...buh we need that candyshop sha.

Elantracey: eyah sorry I get bad mouth.

lolz...nutin fit stop me from d gurl i want...i get mouth wash

The very first text that you send
a girl has to create some sort of connection with her.

It's important to get the first text right, so don't screw it up!
I will give you three tips on what to include in that first
message...

*Tip One: Start off by mentioning something about the
first time you met, like something she said or did.

You have to keep it short, playful and fun, and the text has got
to be something that will connect to her emotions. It's simpler
to illustrate this with an example, so here we go...

Let's say if you have just met this wonderful girl at a Friday
night party and she gave you her phone number. Let's just say
that at the party, she might have mentioned a great spa at her
condo. You could use this opening, so she can relate and reply.
You can then text her the following day with something like:

YOU: "Hi, I'm gonna relax at that spa of yours in a bit. I
guess you could join, too."

HER: "Aw man. I'm not free today. Gotta work. Maybe some
other time?"

She might not be free on Saturdays. Don't fret! Instead, just
tease her a bit with this line:

YOU: "I knew I could rely on your trust account to survive.
Guess I'll have to enjoy your spa alone, then."

HER: "Haha. You're missing out on a great back massage,
though."

You'll see that she is teasing you, too - and this is a great
sign of interest. At this point, keep flirting.

YOU: "Your hands were far too delicate to give great
massages. I'll need to look at them a little more closely
when I see you next."

HER: "So, what will you be up to tomorrow night?"

Now, you can either accept that invite or continue playing some
hard-to-get (the latter of which is usually better) and ask her
to meet up at your usual hang out spot. Say:

YOU: "Not free tomorrow, but on Tuesdays, I normally go to
Spinelli's at 6 after work. You're free to see me there so I can
look at those masseuse hands."

HER: "Haha, alright. See U there."

Now, remember, the first tip is to text her in a couple of hours,
the following day or even in a few days, provided you keep your
text flirty, short and fun.

*Tip Two: When sending that first text, you might not get a
reply straight away but DO NOT worry about it.

She might just be busy. After all, exciting and fun girls lead busy
lives. So, never send a second text just because you didn't hear
back from her straight away.

Try your luck again a bit later, the following day or even the
following week. What happens is in your control.

* Tip Three: After getting a text back from that hottie, there
is no need to reply straight away.

Wait for around ten minutes. This will show her that you have
a busy life, too, and that she will need to work hard to keep
your attention. After texting each other to and fro, you can start
replying faster

Lovebond34: lolz ah dey tel u...buh only say make she ma no stingy wif d "candy milk"

lwkmd

Elantracey: u nor see the f beside my monicar?

sowie sweedie...i dey find wifey gta ma eyes on ya

Lovebond34: lolzzz...jst tel dem u re saving for u guys future...

lolz...i tink dats right.

Sheenor: grin

Elantracey:

cutie wetin we go do?

Vincenzi: And also spending all your hard earned money on a lady just to get few minutes of pleasure that you are not even sure abt. Are you her father,a fool or a mugu?

lolz...very bad.. tink i gat ways to make them even pay you self..

@farano:

i dey tell u

lonngmann: These hoes ain't loyal

d bitch aint loyal..atall

Krak: Makes sense.

asin eh....we need am

I think i just found out one of the most annoying statement that could come from a lady ...i think this crazy.
"HE IS BROKE THATS WHY HE IS LOYAL.
guys wetin we go tell dem.

Talon05: Sound. You're damn right.

Yeah...thought i should share the opinion so we could solve it once and for all.

If you know the mistakes that 99% of the population make, then all
you need to do is to AVOID making the same mistakes and immediately
be ahead of most guys. Here's the top 5 mistakes that men make in
dating and relationships.

**Mistake #1: Become Fixated With ONE Girl

This happens even to the best of us. You happen to meet a very
attractive girl and start to think, "This is the one for me". The problem
with this is that you start to become emotionally attached to her. This,
my friend, is a surefire recipe for disaster. Why? The answer is
simple... when you think that a girl is "special", then you will bend over
backwards just to try to please her. And this, my friend, is a real
attraction killer.

**Mistake #2: Putting On A "Pickup Artist" Personal

This is a real danger when you have immersed yourself with "PUA"
materials... trying to be someone else *will* sabotage your chances
with women. Don't be tempted to imitate anyone else who you think
is good with women. When you're pretending to be someone else you
hide your own strengths which will appeal to women. Be your best
self - and not a copy of someone else.

**Mistake #3: Thinking That "Sex" Is The Endgame

Women are seen by some men as sex objects and nothing more. The
problem with this is that if all you want from her is sex, then you
will perceive your own success

Instead of getting hung up with wanting to sleep with women - try
this approach instead. Connect with women by being authentic and
congruent. Present your best self, seduce her with integrity, and then
give her the "freedom" to choose you over her other suitors. When this
happens, sexual relationship will come naturally. There's no need to
force it to happen.

**Mistake #4: Mindlessly Using "Seduction" Techniques

A big problem with "seduction" tactics is that they may work in certain
circumstances only. Worse, "openers" and "routines" require you to
pretend to be someone else (see Mistake #2 above). Don't get me
wrong... "pickup" techniques have their time and place but you
shouldn't be using them indiscriminately. When a woman is already
showing some interest then stop playing the mind games and start
acting naturally already.

**Mistake #5: Taking Shortcuts... And Then Giving Up.

It's normal to feel bad when you don't get the response that you want
from the woman that you like. Rejection sucks - plain and simple.

I'll kid you not here - dating and attraction, like the other aspect of a
man's life that's worth working on, requires WORK. However, if you
already know WHAT to work on, you can greatly reduce the amount
of effort (and heartache!) it takes to succeed with women.