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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:43pm On Mar 06, 2016
Kbs468:
I have taken it already but............
......
*whispering* Mehn, As regards the Dollars wey I dey Eye say SP greatestman go give na

And unto say the EFCC chairman-LMAyedun no dey available to investigate anything na,

I just bone Minister-Sent4rina side ooo, come payan d koko oo.

Ooooo. Y I come reveal secret to you sef, No wahala na, you na original manchin, meaning Bubbles no go burst b dat na

Because na double danger e go b ooo, unto say fraiser sef don dey plan how to BM as him go confession to Jubrealguy yesterday na,

But me sef don get him code too unto say e wan b like me with 5 wives instead of staying faithful to him BlizzydoDo oo.

Still, him dancing steps na F word d thing carry oo because hin go dey tell chisophia wey hin dey chyk say him get PhD for Womanology in the federal university of flirting and Dating

can you imagine that? Instead of allowing her to discover herself as na dat kain one dey Sweet ladies well well because it allows them to become EMERGENCY GAME CHANGER and thus improve on how to win him over others oo. Abi no b so?

But smiley first because wetin I wan talk now go sweet die come wake up tanda gidigba like I told psb4real ( abi no b him huh)

Anyway, d talk b say baa? Your lovina-Chommieblaq hear dat fraiser and his Womanology degree oo grin grin

How you see am? Are you not feeling it grin Infact Chommieblaq told him that you and her can even go to the Ocean sef, she no care!

Like I told you, Abeg a no wan people give me another name oo eg Akproko because Abbeyunique2 don give me one b4 say I b Oropo grin cheesy
You re more than a brother... I promise to keep a seal lip!


Come,dt's a good biz ooo...cool dollars from SP will make sense ooo...Oya let's change direction.

As for Fraiser, my chommieblaq can t be cajoled into something that's not good for her health.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:37pm On Mar 06, 2016
Oyehomie:
Lol..ma name ni b Clement abi Nebuchadnezzar ( like u sabi d guy) ma name nah Oyeh nd m not a terrorist
Notedcheesy
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:35pm On Mar 06, 2016
Iyalaje gbogbo GC....Oya gbogbo ile, e kawo soke, dominion92 wole...grin

Sweetie, welcome
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:32pm On Mar 06, 2016
katerine7:
no be small CIA but on a serious note, u don't need to tell me dat u r d best graduating student in your school in a conversation that does not require that
She is basking in the euphoria of her first class which will not guarantee her success in life...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:30pm On Mar 06, 2016
Oyehomie:
Wettn i du u nah
Nebuchadnezzar started dis same way you are starting ooo... so be careful...grin.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:29pm On Mar 06, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
DTOBS o cheesy
Yes sireeeeeeeeeegrin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:22pm On Mar 06, 2016
Qutyjoice:
Rice n chicken
start feeding him with garri and sawdust...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:16pm On Mar 06, 2016
Abbeyunique2:
Very sad
so so sad...
Crime › Re: Photo: Prime Suspect Of Ikorodu Abduction by DTOBS(m): 7:15pm On Mar 06, 2016
HungerBAD:
Said it the other.

They will be caught,and very soon too. I have repeatedly said it,God has temporarily moved his Headquarters to Nigeria to make sure Nigeria as a Nation works.


A-Goodluck Jonathan and his Army of thieves sent packing .

B-Corruption busted.

C-Boko Haram defeated.

D-All Corrupt officials in Jail and monies getting returned left and right to Nigeria.

E-Judiciary reform.

F-TSA

G-Yunusa busted in Kano.

H- Kidnappers having a hard time now.

I- Economy looking good.


God is arresting all the evils in Nigeria . Dear God, you are forgetting one last set of people to arrest and that Is the "Wailers"

Please arrest their mouths.
shocked

Economy looking good?...You are technically sick!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:13pm On Mar 06, 2016
katerine7:
see wetin dem don turn pressy to do, nice one everybody dey claim best graduating student
In case you don't know, he now works for the CIA...cheesy
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:11pm On Mar 06, 2016
Abbeyunique2:
it's sad. heard his son perished with him in the accident. it goes without saying that we need good road network in Nigeria
And few minutes ago, his wife...

So a whole family gone just like that?...
Jesus! may we never see this kind of tragedy again...


Oya chommieblaq mi, let's hit the ground running...Abramovich is already waiting for us....grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:09pm On Mar 06, 2016
Kbs468:
Correct! Humility is Humbleness

Humility is life!

As is the case of OLAJUMOKE the bread seller and even the AYODELE DADA that you mentioned, I mean if you read his testimony.

BACK TO YOUR TASK

*whispering* emmm you Distinguish Senate president sir, you know that Rukkyola is legally married to Hon Minister of works and infrastructure-Sent4rina right?

Although, I over heard them talk about Divorce anyway and because the Minister is always on Site for discharging his responsibility,

I guess that also contributed to Rukkyola's reference to you as being INDEED THE GREATEST MAN when I heard you say Hello to Her earlier on.

You know the Minister must not hear this because of me being a fellow Minister,

So, what I am saying is that, she has given you a clue and you had equally appreciated Her by your break up of Rukkyola and as she had also give to mean


ACCORDING TO HER

Rukkyola = Rukky + Ola

where Rukky - > Rukaiya in Adamawa

Ola - > Dadi (As in Jin dadi) in Adamawa



ACCORDING TO YOU

Rukkyola = Rukk + Yola

where still, Rukk - > Rukaiya in Adamawa

Yola - > Capital City of Adamawa State


Now, can you figure it out that your connection is made from the above?

I mean just take up from here and continue where you stopped. grin grin grin cheesy tongue tongue tongue



Hello Citizens. Please apologies for if you had mentioned me and I haven't replied.

It is because just want to click on them only when we begin the collation of Nominations for the 1st categories tomorrow after 9:00 am and nothing more Pls.

Thanks for your understanding.
The man with many words for small issue...I respect the works of your hand!!!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:03pm On Mar 06, 2016
wittyemi:
Modified: Sorry he died on Friday.
Breaking: "@Cordura004: Wife of Minister of Labour, James Ocholi who was involved in an auto accident that killed him and his son has died at the hospital."
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:01pm On Mar 06, 2016
wittyemi:
Myself, Chris Ngige, Dino Melaye and other dignitaries morn the death of the minister of state for labour, Barr. James Eneojo Ocholi who died in a ghastly auto-crash today along Kaduna -Abuja highway this afternoon.
May his soul rest in peace.

Dedicated to those that think we don't know the news or we are not serious youths; well,I m right here where the news is happening.

As I type this,his (Barr. James Eneojo Ocholi's) body has just been brought to the national hospital by the FRSC.

If you ask me,who this kind news wan help now,i just say make I report am since dem say we no current.

Reporting live from National hospital Abuja..
Read it also on Twitter a couple of minutes ago and I was awed...I read it that his wife is in com as we speak! may his gentle soul rest in peace #Amen
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DTOBS(m): 6:57pm On Mar 06, 2016
cupcake326:
i have done that o
You've done what?...



LogoDwhiz; The girl is just following the footsteps of mama kemo olunloyo and unfortunately she's heading the direction of Linda ikeji...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 6:54pm On Mar 06, 2016
Fraiser:
my friendship dont shout now, lets her follow her heart, she knows wia she will be happy ok, its not all men dat have d gift of makin a woman happy
Loll....


1, She's following her heart presently!

2. She is very very happy with the person she has now!

3. Which other one;...am not shouting, just telling yougrin


So in low tone *Keep off* Military zone...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 6:48pm On Mar 06, 2016
greatestman:
This house people get bad mouth die, I remembered case of InvisibleGirl here she has to come down to zero..
I think everybody is intelligent in his/her unique way.. Even the guy with the CGPA of 5.0 cannot claims he knows it all.. In that his same field a colleague of his will beat him hands down in some aspects of the field...
I believe everybody is good.. Is not easy to graduate with pass degree, I mean is not easy, some people read very hard to have carry over.. I have observed some very good and intellectually inclined individuals here.. But they have never showed that are better than others.. In this life humility is the watch word...
Where is BoboLiL my iron man?
Cc
Kbs468
DTOBS
Yanabasee
Biotechshola
LogoDWhiz
Et al
Kbs468 with this your sweet mouth help me woo Rukkyola... Because my words too little for her kind.. As per senate president I need wifey...
Hmmm...Mr SP, I would have love to help you woo the OYO gal, but her case is OYO as Sent4rina is OYOing her presently and as you know that separation of power is a very cogent and serious part of our constitution in this city, i will suggest you set your binocular towards another region as we have gorgeous and intelligential female species of homo sapiens (not neneeolar type tho) in this city that can fit well into the arms of the SP. A very good suggestion is Harique,a lady of Timber and caliber...

Kbs468, take it from here
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 6:42pm On Mar 06, 2016
Hardie14; Sowie this is coming late, check dis www.nairaland.com/2655413/things-must-take-
nysc-camp



oyehomie, wahala you don kologrin Qutyjoyce wetin you dey give this guy chop?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 6:13pm On Mar 06, 2016
Chommieblaq:
Chai this wan don scatter ma dada.



Tears the second letter (written with 24 carat gold pen)

DTOBS please let's go to the ocean sef, I don't mind.
From the onset,I've come to realised that you are not the type that can easily be swayed by material things! Kudos to you. Though I've missed a lot this few min/hours I've been away, Fraiser has been posing like the biblical Lucifer but my unique queen has overcame all the temptation.

Sweetie... The yatch is waiting for us, if you are ready am ready!!!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 6:09pm On Mar 06, 2016
Chommieblaq:
OK o, make I go make ma hair, do that I will look dashing n Fraiser will be jealous.
Dt's my girl....


Meanwhile, the dress will be deliver as soon as possible...

wow...even with the hair half done, you re looking astonishing, I can't just wait to hold thy hand and lead you aright!...


#HappyMood activated
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 4:04pm On Mar 06, 2016
Fraiser:
baba, I no understand u again o, I caregorically ask u if she is ur bae nd u emphatically tell me no, am sorry to tell u dat I cant back out again because d seed of her luv is already germinatin in my heart
Lolzzz...seed ko, seedling ni...abeg spray that thing joor...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 4:01pm On Mar 06, 2016
Chommieblaq:
OK, lemme order for ma dress....





Wait o, Riverside, make u shook me inside water, u wan use me do ritual for dem queen of coast, I think say u be ma Super friend.
Ritual ke.
How can I use my unique charming special gorgeous chommieblaq for ritual? That's not just possible.

Riverside is the hit of the town....fear not for worries are not made for you!


Oya let me do the ordering of the dress,trust me, I have eyes for the best,hence my catching you younggrin



So Jumia, Konga or AliExpress which one is my queen going for?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 3:56pm On Mar 06, 2016
Fraiser:
ahhh babe why na, why do u rush into conclusion so quickly, u dont even know why she is calling me, u know women are usually my business partners, I dont trust men, oya let me quickly write anoda one for you wit my new 24 carat gold pen, because u deserve d best
Keep offffffffffff noooowwwwwwwwwwww
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 3:55pm On Mar 06, 2016
justified10:
no match wey me no dey play...home and away plus neutral ground..grin
Baddest guy ever liveth! wait what use to be the outcome of those games? WDL?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 3:51pm On Mar 06, 2016
justified10:
OK, send me yr address, I can do "home delivery" grin
madt guygrin you wan do home delivery?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 3:46pm On Mar 06, 2016
Chommieblaq:
Same way he has been on ma case.
Fraiser Fraiser Fraiser, no allow me siddon for your matter o.
Sweetheart, he dare not come your side again!

So what about an outing tonight? Riverside!grin


We need to have a time out or don't you think so...? so that people like Fraiser will simedo!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 3:41pm On Mar 06, 2016
Harique, but am not good at English ooohuh what can be done?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 3:39pm On Mar 06, 2016
chisophia:
cry cry he promised to marry me
Ehya...one chance...!!!Sowie..

Chommieblaq, are you seing what am seing?
justified10; Lolzzz...

Kbs468; All I can say is that she got more than what she bargained for.
doublezero: Aiit copy that.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 3:09pm On Mar 06, 2016
justified10:
d babe just attack me ...

dey tell me say she don engage.

smileeey, congratulations on ur engagement ma..I am not here to disengage u .
Lolzzz...grin different. issue to deal with this days in here, when you are jot spanner, how will you disengage her? even our lady spanner her no dey disengage ladies, she dey engage dem ni?grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 3:08pm On Mar 06, 2016
Harique:
ok. Harique, UI... Kwara, Lagos, Kano, Edo
You are officially welcome miss Harique...
Your course of study please!!!!!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 3:05pm On Mar 06, 2016
chisophia:
lmao
Are you on Fraiser roll call? Why seeketh him ye?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 3:03pm On Mar 06, 2016
justified10:
hopefully... we'll b expecting her.
abeg who is smileeey?
Me no know ooo...it's hard to control traffic in here dis days....

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