huh

funkybaby:

@dual boobs

Which darling?

Not like am trying to ruin your day but don't tell me that you do not know that dual core and i are SPENDING THIS WEEKEND TOGETHER. Rumour has it that he has got MAD SKILLS with his TONGUE.

@dual core

Hi hon. No mind the dreamer. Please be well prepared for this weekend. Take alot of ginseng and a little booze. I want to come back to lagos 'limping' with 'serious ache' between my legs.

ah

funkybaby:

I do not know whose picture to use as wall paper, dual core. . .

Dual Core?!
hey dont come near my darling. ok?

ok

diamonleda:

you crazy guy, how u go perform if your wife get dual tin abi u get one which dey complement, ??

I'm taking that personal. ok?
Plus check here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boobs
I think u got the wrong idea of what boobs are.

Dual Core:

someone just pm'd me wid 'is. . .

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared, that is u.

---tHe enD---

Dual Sim:

Dad?!? you just told our life story and called it a joke!

***runs off to tell ma, wooohooo dad's going to have it hot by d time ma sees this

Dual Core:

yay!

***closes that LiL' pop-up called a son.
some pop-ups are just too risky 

***bows gracefully and exits

Cant believe you said all these online. DAMN! I'm hurt. You gotta do a lotta work tonight before any 'data transfer' can take place ok?
This is an April Fool taken too far darling. . .