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canalily:
where u de naa? Mba am nt a clown buh a town...

OK Mr town

Choi!! D bae nà deworwor shaa

But she's being truthful

OK nah! Dis election na survival of the 'RIGGEST'.... Lol
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Story! I no send una

canalily:
ekwensu...see transformer here, i wont die buh GEJ TILL 2019...

Ahahaha....iwu senior ekwensu!! Lmfao....u r a clown

If this is true, then.....

Hmmmm....end time knocking

Dey r both single nau. Its not bad if she has found her johnny in phyno

canalily:
come keep quiet

. hiahiahiahiahiaa....political bigot.... Go hug transformer hahahaha

Up our Soldiers.. Our army is working, GEJ is working, Nigeria is working

Dis must be an old pic frm former polls.

Op stop lying jooor...

Dnt be an enemy of Nigeria

Scammers everywhere

Hmm....nice! Long, but very Nice read. Weldone op

Thanos:
Yet another brainwashed mortal. Power is love and love is power. He who has the power controls everything.

eehyaaah... just listen to urself!

Hahahaha......funny

Thanos:
Suffer head

Its not suffer head, its true love

Valentine is supposed to be all abt love..its not all abt money and money can not buy love
A Little thing done in true love is gr8r dan all d money in d whole world

@OP and there would be abortions mnth(s) l8r and births 9mnths l8r

Reference:
Correct girl. Na joke we dey oh.

ofcos

Reference:
Okay na. You go turn to fossil before archeologist go show interest.

I laff...

Okey8122:
Tell ur father to prepare such a list & we'll see if u'll eva get married

werin come dey give u pepper body nau?? Kikikikhihihihuhuhuhuhuhuhohohohohho....

Bro u have already shwn ur self dat u r bad....so even if my dad prepares such, u r not even fit to come near my gate hiohiohio

All d bad guys dnt ever bliv there r still good guys out there who would pass dis test.
Cos dey r bad dey bliv all guys r bad

IDEApro:
Marriage can be very sweet and interesting if you'd use your wisdom and can be very frustrating if you're insensitive and immature

Let me share...

I and wify(sic) came back from a church programme 8pm on Tuesday. She asked If I will join her in the indomie noodle she was preparing for dinner and I said No that I desired swallow. Something to fill the stomach properly cos there is this delicious oha soup she prepared the previous day. Honestly, I wish and scheme to finish all the liver,towel and other orishirishi used to prepare it. They were so fresh...

Few minutes later, my EBA and oha soup were served and my expectations grew into anger...this woman don serve me water soup... I look across to her doing justice to her well prepared garnished indomie...(oh men, that indomie tight...green pea, carrot, egg, lettuce) and shouted in frustration: ''Why is this soup watery, am I a prisoner?

Being angry that she is having a better dinner, I raised my displeasure to the power of X5. She explained that the soup I have is the amount she could scoop from the blocked quantity and that she complimented it with water. See me see more anger...I abandoned the food and hit the bed in annoyance. This time it was a mind game. The more she beg to prepare another one the more I cunningly form ''James bond'' and slept off afterwards without eating.

Next morning, after preparing to go out I ask for fried plantain and pap, she said whatever I need I should go get it myself (hangover from lastnight) and I replied; ''since you have decided to starve me, don't shout harder to me any other night again cos I don't wanna faint'' and smiled. I guess she stole a smile, went into the room, got dressed and came out requesting I assist her with money to go see a friend. Women! I quickly dip hand into pocket and handed her a thousand naira bill and she left with just saying thank you.


I was at a lost whether to get angry again or smile off our foolishness when she came right back in with bunch of plantain then I knew my breakfast is guaranteed.
Afterwards she ask me to apologize for rejecting her food the previous night which I did and she became happy.

Umunwayi....God perfect gift.

Hmmm...interesting story...me likey


God bless ur home

Pray very well, ask God 4 d love of ur life and don't live a wayward life, den u will find love

Correct!!!!!!!! Very necessary!


With d way married men behave dez days , dis is very necessary

princesslucy83:
She was not ready for Marriage. what if she catch you slaming a gal, would she die?
only Sms she wants DIVORCE,

SHE NEVER CHI CHUM CHIN.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

na waoo...if u r a babes, and talking like dis, den probably its because its what u do ....have affair wt pple's husbands.

Abi na u b d bae rolling with d hubby?

@op What privacy r u talking abt?? She is ur wife 4 crying out loud...

...And d both shall become one... If she does not have d right to touch ur fone, den its because u r a very unfaithful husband.


Most men cheating since d days of Adam...

Dat was what Adam was out doing and left d wife he was supposed to be with 4 devil to tempt

yemicoal:
Re you the gods mouth piece or side chick??

anyone u Choose...

Its a gr8 privilege

Hahahaha....grammar no be d man language joor

Rest in peace Oba!


@OP his death is supposed to be kept secret 4 30days according to tradition, but dis is d 2nd week(14days) aftr his death and u r breaking d news here

Don't annoy d gods of benin kingdom oo

njuwo:
Lol, Lagbaja, but it doesn't fit your personality na, as the angel that you are.

oh yeah! Thank u! thank u! *feeling like a galaxy*

njuwo:
I want to just catch a glimpse of the angel that is spilling those intelligent words.

hmmmm....I hear u

But dnt worry; I'm lagbaja 4 now.

Hmmmmmm.... See quarrel/fight! I be referee

Oya, round 2....

Cos 4 dem na hustle sure pass, they have to make money...

And if dey wanna get married to their ibo babes, dey need large sum of money 4 d marriage rites etc