₦airaland Forum

adwem2003:
Please I need a soft copy. How can I get?

I got it on whatsapp as a bc

Vickiweezy:
I was making reference to top artistes involved, even Olamide had Adekunle gold pick up his award for him.
Mr Eazi & co na still upcoming, they had to be present or they will lose their respect in the music market.
Top acts who won awards like Wizkid, Yemi alade, Sauti Sol, Cassper Nyovest, etc were not there.
How can so many top artistes not turn up to pick their awards.
Review the award festival properly and you'll see what I am talking about.

Bro, Wizkid was there to pick his award. Olamide performed at the show. Get your facts straight.

This Maroon Coloured Toyota Corolla S was snatched at gunpoint at FCDA quarters, Garki, Abuja. Please anyone with useful information about the car should kindly contact any of these phone numbers: 07037381087, 07031510150.

Toyota Corolla S, 2008 model,
Maroon color,
plate Nos - ABJ 379 ER,
Chasis no - 2T1BR32E98C904049

Thank you.

Help!!!
This car was stolen at gunpoint at FCDA Quarters, Garki, Abuja.

Toyota Corolla S, 2008 model,
Maroon color,
plate Nos - ABJ 379 ER,
Chasis no - 2T1BR32E98C904049

Please anyone with useful information about the where about of the car should kindly contact any of these numbers or the nearest police station: 0703 738 1087, 07031510150. Thank you.

Help!!!
The car with the details below was snatched at gunpoint in Wuse 2, Abuja.

Toyota Corolla S, 2008 model,
Maroon color,
plate Nos - ABJ 379 ER,
Chasis no - 2T1BR32E98C904049

Please contact any of these numbers with any information that might be helpful. Thank you.
0703 738 1087, 07031510150.

Op, we have filled the form on your website but for some reason, it has refused to be uploaded. Please help out.

There was a fatal accident on the Abuja-Lokoja expressway involving a Jeep and a Bus this morning. There was a lone survivor. Please nairalanders should be very cautious when driving as the rate of accidents is alarming.

may01:
You probably didn't 'do' well.


If you beg her repeatedly and she still doesn't change her mind, let her be.

I did very very well. She confirmed it and I did too cos I made her cum like thrice and besides, I know how good I am. I guess I'll just let her be.

I will try to summarize this as much as I can.
I met this female corper in my office and we became friends after sometime. She is quite pretty, very intelligent and from a wealthy home. Let me get this clear, I never thought of having a sexual relationship with her, all I wanted was her companionship. All seemed to be going on well till one fateful day when she took me out for lunch. While at it, she kept complaining about the increased acne breakout she was having and then from nowhere she said, 'maybe it's because I haven't had sex in a long while, I think I need to have sex'. This jolted me because we hadn't spoken about our sexual lives before. I, being a sharp guy concurred that she wanted to have sex with me and from that day, I began to visualize her naked in my arms. Fast forward to Friday last week which was her cds. She came to see me in the office when she was done. While chatting, I suggested we go to my house so she could know the place. When we got home, I got her food to eat, afterwards, she said she needed to make use of the restroom. I directed her there and kept watching TV in the sitting room ( I stay in a one bedroom apartment). When she was done, she called me into the bedroom, lo and behold, she had taken off her dress and was putting on my shirt with her pant. Immediately, the little man down there (wink) took over my thinking. I immediately remembered past experiences of people who had female visitors and didn't make sexual advances to them and how those ladies never spoke to them afterwards. I didn't want this to befall me, so I made my move. Before we DID it, she warned me that there was a likelihood that having sex may affect our friendship. I took it with a pinch of salt because I always believed sex makes people become closer. When we were done, we spoke as normal on our way back to the office. She left afterwards and since then she has refused to pick my calls or respond to my chats. She called yesterday and said we could not remain friends because she had seen my unclothedness. Now I regret my actions becauseI really like her and will like to remain friends with her but despite repeated pleas, she has refused to bulge. I need advise on how to get her back. Please help.

FairValue:
There is a whatsapp group for Professional level students, where we all can share reading materials, questions and answers. Drop your number if you are interested.

Here's my number: 07031510150. Thank God for his grace. I was scared of MGE but God did what he does best. I scored 74 in MGE and 70 in PSAF.

Scammers and their many tricks. I received a text informing me of my atm card being deactivated and the need to call a particular customer representative to rectify the issue. Knowing this was a fraudulent attempt, I decided to play along and called the line. The receiver told me they are from 'CBN bank'. This was their first error, CBN bank ko CBN bank ni. I still aacted along and he proceeded to ask for my atm card number, the Security and my atm pin. I gave the fools wrong digits and they enquired if I activated online funds transfer to which I answered in the affirmative. I could sense the excitement in their voices as they thanked their stars that 'maga don pay' ...well, I'm sure they will still be trying to access the account till now. Please be careful with the kind of info u disclose online about your accounts and note that your bank will NEVER ask you for your pin. Have a blessed day.

While the northern citizens have warned their senators not to bring home their 37 million naira jeeps, our southern brothers are here hailing this one. Smh for our poverty mentality.

Smarting is synonymous to 'hurting'. E.g: I rubbed my smarting eyes. They are still smarting from their defeat last week.

Dr. Vivian Oputa? Isn't she related to Mr. Oputa, the owner of Studio 24?

Please whenever there incidences like this or you come across any faulty electrical installation, Kindly report to any office of the Nigerian Electricity Management Services Agency (NEMSA), they are the technical regulators of the Power sector and work to ensure standard equipment, procedures and policies are followed in the Nigerian Electricity Supply Industry. They have Area Offices all over the federation. You can reach them on: nemsa.com.ng

READ WHAT OBAMA SAID ABOUT BUHARI AND NIGERIA!

"We agree that Nigeria deserves her nuclear energy space. And because of the respect Nigeria had recently attracted from the global community since the election of President Buhari, I shall lead other world figures to Nigeria in April to seal the nuclear deal. There is no doubt America and the world will depend on Nigeria in years to come to survive in many respect..."

President Barack Obama.
1/4/2016.

So today I booked an Overland Airways (because, apparently Arik Air had tons of cancellation on their flight schedules) flight from Abuja to Ilorin. The flight was scheduled for 4pm but we did not take off till around 5pm. Now, the air hostess who was serving the light refreshment came around asking each passenger if the will want to be served Juice or Water. Mind you, it's just a little glass that is being served. This man in front of me asked for water and he was served, apparently, it didn't quench his thirst and he asked for another cup and the Air Hostess bluntly replied, 'I will have to serve every other passenger first and if the water is remaining, I will come serve you'. And i'm like, seriously? After delaying our flight by one hour without an apology or an explanation as to the cause of the delay, you can't serve your passenger two glasses of water after paying 25,500 for an aircraft that made me regret flying. I mean, the vibration was out of this world. OMG, Overland Airways, this is so bad from you. To make matters worse, the interior of the aircraft was nothing to write home about. Checkout the rough patch of a torn seat in the plane.

Babysho:
My dad deposited 30k inside my acct not knowing that as a savings account holder I shouldn't exceed 20k deposit limit....so they deactivated my acct...

I went to the bank with NEPA bill for solution......they said I have to upgrade my acct.. But I can't use NEPA bill only......they said I need sch Id card or national passport or voters card or residence permit...I don't have all those...

Please what can I do.....the bank guys refuse to help me out ohhh....help me my nairalanders.....

My dad said if my elder bro who has his ID card and admsn letter goes with me....they'll upgrade it for me....pls how true is this....we would have gone to confirm...but we have only 'to' transport... No 'fro'....so we don't get stranded....

please help out guys....

I am suppose to be at school receiving lectures but my sch fee and t-fare is in my bloody access bank acct

OP the account was not deactivated, a restriction was only placed on it because u exceeded the deposit limit for the kind of account you have. I believe it is the lowest tier of Savings account. All you need to do is to upgrade it to a higher tier of account. If you don't have the requisite means of identification, get someone who operates a current account there to stand as a guarantor for your account and it will be upgraded and the cash limited will be increased. Do not panic, it is not restricted to just Access bank. It applies to all banks as the CBS regulations classifies savings account into Tier 1 to 3 categories.

ojesoj:
I was amazed myself. Our banks are sooo corrupt. When I saw EFCC's seal I said to myself Gtbank must have partake in $2.1billion arms deal scam. Probably help launder it out of the country

That building is right next to my office and I can state categorically that it does not belong to gtbank. Forget the orange colour...

As forwarded: WHAT $2BILLION MEAN IN DASUKI'S SOKOTO STATE.
This whole $2.1billion former NSA Col. Dasuki allegedly misappropriated needs to be explained.

[1] First, let’s not call it $2.1billion but
█-₦515 billion

▓ For perspective, let’s explain what N515bn is.

[2] ALL the FAAC allocation for ALL 36 states shared in 2015 for Jan, Feb AND March was
█- ₦522 billion

[3] For Sokoto state, the NSA’s home state, the monthly allocation for 12 years is
█- ₦515bn

[4] The TOTAL FAAC allocation for Sokoto State for January - June 2015 (cumulative) is
█- ₦20 Billion
AVERAGE monthly allocation is
N3.5billion.

[5] It may interest us to NOTE that ALL the money Sokoto State has spent since 1999 democracy till today is less than
█- ₦515 billion

█- If this doesn't make your BLOOD BOIL because of SENTIMENTS, nothing will......and you NEED to be scrutinized for witchcraft - Explanation by Pere Sawacha.

And this is just #Dasukigate
We haven't seen #Oritsejaforgate
We have not seen #Nimasagate,
Nor #NigeriaCustomgate
We haven't seen #Oduahgate,
We haven't seen #Diezanigate
Nor have we seen the father of all #gates, #Goodluckgate!

Brace up Nigerians. Grab your tissues and handkerchiefs. We are in for a long period of exposé on the sad scandalous looting of our common wealth by PDP in recent years.
Lauretta Onochie
@Laurestar

ogedanny:
unless you want d softcopy while you print it yourself

please send me soft copies to: orjiwisdom1610@yahoo.com. Thanks a lot.

edgeproduk:
Bro ey sure nii?

. Bros, e sure die. My friend works there and ever since I reported mtn early this year, they've stopped sending me those crazy messages. They even apologized sef.

That is Minna, capital of Niger State.

Unabefool:
Remaining glo among network providers to release it statement on fuel scarcity.

lalasticlala

The owner of glo owns Conoil, so don't expect any statement.

elbinmanny:
The first pic shows The Prime minster walking away after seeing him off at the door. The second was Buhari waiting to be received.
Meanwhile earlier this year , this was what transpired between Obama and Cameron

From the pix, it is evident that Mr. Cameron and Obama were both boarding the same vehicle or they were both heading for their individual cars. Watch closely and discover that the car is carrying the British flag, not an American flag. These TANOIDS sef, e remain make una go hug transformer. Whether u like it or not GMB is gonna be our president for the next four years, Insha Allah.

BlackTechnology:
Not surprised


GEJ A TRUE DEMOCRAT who puts the masses lives above his interest

Indeed! U seem to be unaware that if he had paid up what he's owing them, there wuldn't have been this untold hardship in the first place. Instead the Otuoke Mandela decided to use 2 trn naira of taxpayers' money to campaign.

GenBuhari:
Thief Obasanjo when he was in power sold Transcorp Hilton to himself for pennies.

This exposes that Thief Obasanjo is faking support for Buhari / APC , secretly workng to remove Buhari.

May the gods protect our president elect and his incoming govt and punish anyody planning evil against them and Nigeria.

Dude, that hotel is nt obj's. Tony Elumelu is the chairman, all the same, may God protect our incoming president. Amen.

I hope this is not the girl i know...cos i know of a girl who's had at least 7 abortions (what she confessed to me, it could be higher) and she looks as innocent as a white dove. Girls of nowadays sha...

Keneking:
1. Is it a school of engineering? Is this the license awarded to the institution by NUC?
2.This information looks like the only good thing to come out of Abia since Pope Francis became Catholic Pontiff
3. Who are the financiers and owners of this institution?
4. With this advert, the best brains in Nigeria would be mopped up easily from the economy.
5. I suggest that they hire an European to head this institute maybe from Germany or Russia. A Catholic Priest preferably.
6. Initial investment could cost almost five billion naira.
7. Brothers and Sisters overseas should be encouraged to apply. I am sure conditions would be more than Contiss or Conuass.
8. We need high rise structures in this school and not bungalows or one floor structures. At least, they need to get it right.
9. Would they teach the Truth as part of their philosophy?
10. Academic session might commence in 2019.


Front page pls...Seun, lalasticlala

First of, the school's been in existence for quite a while nw. Matter of fact, my neighbour's kid's in his 3rd year there. The school's got good structures and the population of students keeps increasing yearly. The school's located in Uturu, Abia state.

lilwayneme:
I will be here to remind you of this statement of yours...

pls come n remind him of that statement of his.

Happy Birthday Daddy. May God continue to enlarge your coast and give you strength, wisdom, Grace and understanding to minister to his children.

no be lie

ireneony:
I have the cutest smile ..check my profile .
In fact I too gallant.
Op I don't care about your list.
I'm here to admire myself