forreelinc:
lazy man go work

Lol. Planning to execute some work. Fear of Banks not opening

Pls is Monday public holiday? Heard is gonna be workers day.

Because you are hiring.

Standardcosting:
Good one. Always remember you will account for all your money in the hereafter

is he the only one to account?
if you dont have the money, you will acoount for your deeds.

Buharimustgo:
Buhari and Magu please fire on on this issue,they are heartless thieves in Nigeria

but your moniker says otherwise

No matter how stubborn you are,how rude you are,how stupid you are, if you treat your parent well and honour them. I kinda respect you for that and don't care about your flaws.. respect Dino.

Pharaoh of Egypt was ruthless and lethal. yet never plays with his mother. That's the secret of his longevity as a ruler.

football age?

Please who is he?

He still got fats in his tummy

Watching how this thread will turn to tribal war because of the name UCHENNA mentioned

axeman2:
NA WAO RECESSION DON FOLLOW HOLD LIZARD

yes oh. every living thing in nigeria is feeling it, even lalasticlala sef

I was a at filling station to buy fuel so decided to ease myself,behold this lizard was davouring a dry faeces(shit) seriously like a national assignment.
What amazed me was despite the shot distance,btw me and the lizard,he didnt runaway.(the guy no even send me sef)

Rockyrascal:
bros thank u because u break am down well....me been don lost for inside the news before

Lol. You are welcome.some peoples comments are opposite to what the article is saying. Had to read myslf again.

The article say if america give you 2 years visa and you give it citizen one year. America will also change it own to one.
So nigeria gives 1 yr and america give nigeria 2yrs. Itbtime for nigeria to make it 2 yrs too, for our naija guys over there

Everything must eventually come to an end.
A time to live and a time to die
A time to cry and a time to laugh.
A time to............

Photo source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4140672/Obama-departs-Oval-Office-leaving-note-Trump.html

dnatz:

Pls State cause av not seen anything

Did my training at kebbi

Anextin:
Please don't spread false news, training allowance is usually 15k, not 25k. Let's take this matter serious. We need our alert

25k for people coming from outside the training location for transport while 15k is for accomodation. 10k transport

Ayoj:


hope u not joking,your state pls?

Am very serious

JUSt got training alawee alert now 25k

veacea:
Where is the hot FRSC woman?

thank you

aztvseries:
Emerald City is premiering tomorrow. Can't wait for all the things the land of Oz has to show

What about scandals,last ship and blindspot?

wizzyrich:
you see ! the fear of even going there is making you shaky.

For your information, I'm typing from one of the LGA in one of the sharia states in Nigeria.

Vv

Hungerbad and ishilove

Chai
1. Thats not where to keep your hands when praying.
2. You dont hold the rosary during prayers.

So let me ask the question people are asking, "does he prays at all?"

BreadandBeans:
Ok
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haahahahahahah. Pls how do guys do this stuff? Cuting a scene in a movie to interprete what u feel?

More

I thought APC could never win a single seat in rivers with the noise we hear here. Ameachi really tried. If only buhari allow him to show half of the power wike showed during mama peace era..wike would have acted another orubebe scene for collation center "we would not take it,jega abi na REC you are impertial,"

That number 5. Na me

And sherif gave this man hope fah

My name is Mike Jabateh, a Liberian journalist based in Monrovia.

It is with unrequited love that I write this letter to you, my dear President, it must be expressed in an abundance of words and alliterations. I am here to publicly express my greatest desire for marrying your Daughter Ms Zahra Buhari, the most eloquent, modest and most beautiful lady in the whole wide world. For Ms Zahra is the personification of a complete creation of the Almighty.


My admiration and respect for your great family goes way back about 15 years, and it is my dream to be a son in law of the Buhari family. The Royal family of Africa.

I am taking this time to beg you to indulge me in your thoughts as I put forth my humble weakness of words to embolden my sword and to sway your heart in allowing me to marry your beautiful daughter Princess Zahra for the Sake of Allah.

The love and respect i have for Princess Zahra is uncontrollable in my heart. Due to this great love, i am unable to concentrate on my Sallah as princess Zahra is on my mind 24/7. I have not been sleeping for the past 8 months for Princess Zahra business on my mind. I am going insane. I need your help.

I can not imagine spending the rest of my life on this earth without Princess Zahra being my respectful, wedded wife in Islam, and I am ready to forsake entry to the heavens for the love of Princess Zahra.


I promise to protect her for she is a peaceful dove. I have the wings of a mighty angel to shield her and hide her from the strife of life. I will provide for her as a respectful and a loyal husband should. The bounty of the earth will be hers, she will want for nothing for I can plow and plant for your honorable daughter. I will be a loyal and respectful husband to her all of my life or you may pluck out my eyes for I only have eyes for her.

With the state of my mind today, I wonder about my tomorrow, I am afraid of going crazy due to my love and respect for Princess Zahra. Please return my joy to me, Mr President. Be the reason for my sanity again as right now i can not think of anything else but your honorable and modest daughter Princess Zahra.

I await your favorable reply that princess Zahra and I are meant for each other, as her smile is my sword.

Yours sincerely,

Mr. Mike Jabateh
https://www.naij.com/991970-dear-buhari-going-insane-daughter-liberian-journalist-begs-pmb.html