Very funny stuffs, thumbs up OP

Bobola07:


good question. Search for "The Medical students and aspirants thread" on nairaland and read through all d pages (seems they are close to page 450 now). Everything you need to know about Medicine, dentistry, and every other medical course is embedded in the thread. Just create time and read it.

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Haba! Bobola, shay you wan kill am ni?

Aquarazy:

Am from Akwa Ibom. Any South South Fed Uni suggestions?

. Yes! 1.University of Portharcourt, Choba, Rivers state 2.Niger Delta University, Wilberforce island, Bayelsa state. 3. University of Uyo, Uyo, Akwa-Ibom state 4. University of calabar, calabar, Cross-rivers state.

A 27 year old friend of mine wrote 2015 NECO, but the results was seized. After many persuasive efforts at the NECO office, it was released.
Here: Maths A1
English A1
Biology A1
Chemistry A1
Physics A1
FMATHS B2
Geography B3
Agric sc A1
Economics B3
2017 UTME -Saturday May 13, 7:00am
271. Eng-55 Phy-67 Bio-76 Chem-73.
I am happy with the results but at the same time worried 'cos of the competition involved. The exam is still on-going. But with the data on ground, what are his chances?
NB: he choose U.I

chukwukapromise:
U.I uses point grade. deductions from last year.
A1=[6points].
B2=[5points].
B3=[4points].
C4=[3points].
C5=[2points].
C6=[1point]..
Five distinctions means 30points! which is equal to 50%i.e[30/30 X 50%]!.

JAMB SCORE OF 265!.
[265/8]=33.125%.

AGGREGATE=50+33=83%.

CUT OFF MARK FOR MEDICINE LAST YEAR=79.75.

ADMISSION PROBABILITY:100%.


ADMISSION STATUS:ADMITTED.

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Get your facts and figures well bro. A1, B2 and B3 are classed as distinctions bro. Besides UI's cut off for Medicine in 2016 was 76.67. It was UNILAG's that was 79(merit).
Have a nice day

Sirhethat12:


I still find this hard to believe o, like seriously?! wow!

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And what did nairalanders want me to say? OK, the lady is fine. Pls Sirhethat12 contact me via my signature. Wanna be friends with you. E joor auntie

Kanta89:
Aftanun peeps.... I hav an OND certificate nd my admission was nt tru jamb is there any need for regulilazation before applying DE

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No need for that dear

Pls what are the requirements for Medicine in LASU. One of my students who I teach choose LASU. He had *A1 in Maths, English, Biology, Chemistry, and Physics. B2 and B3 in the rest. An indigene of Ondo state.

UTME 2017 PHYSICS REVISION LIVE AT ONDO CITY!

UTME 2017 PHYSICS REVISION LIVE AT ONDO CITY!

For JAMBITES in Ondo city, there will be final UTME 2017 Physics revision on Saturday 06th May 2017.
It promises to be a very interesting, lively and explicitly educative class. The aim is to revise with the simplest approach and tactics with the sole aim of bringing Physics to its knees.
Tutor : Dr Abeeb ( OAU-OAUTH Ile-ife, Osun state).
Fee: N300. NB: limited seats available. For more call 08031543954

Sunday172:
Good evening here

Hello Mr Sunday172, longest longest time oo o! Most people here fit no recognise you again o. E don too tale na? I hope you are good?

Welcome back Futureprince! Missed you sir! How have you been? I hope you are good?

rottennaija:


You know the way JWs insult many in this forum is so disheartening. Infact, I hardly see such insult from other religious groups in these forum. Even when JWs considers them worldly, tools of satan.

Anyway, I'm happy that people are seeing exactly the hypocrisy of their heart, that the smile and nice faces only exist while they carry the bag.

. Mr Rotten, are you OK?

Iboropa akoko....hmm.
Nice place, friendly and hospitable inhabitants. I am from Ikare-akoko. If you are a nairalander from Ikare-akoko, Click the "like" button

Iboropa akoko....hmm.
Nice place, friendly and hospitable inhabitants. I am from Ikare-akoko. If you are a nairalander from Ikare-akoko, Click the "like" button

Emynike2001. Abeg contact me via my signature. Am ready to pay. Pls

You are Mad and stewpid Examboss. Scammer! Shebi you said it is For free ni!
Eeediott!

osuofia2:

stop defending evil.... Afonja are so much into human ritual... instead of you mentioning me you should try to enlighten ur Afonja brothers stop these senseless killings.. no worry dem go soon use ur head for ritual

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Iols, funny guy my head ain't that cheap. Na better head I carry.

osuofia2:
I am tired of these afonja people....why is it that their lives revolve around human ritual? always giving Nigeria bad image

Stop being tribalistic Eediot! Evil is everywhere. Na una type they use grandiose words split family. Oponu oshi

lilreese:
na afonja

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My guess is right. I have been waiting (scrolling) for one Idioot to post this.

Anything graphic or tagged with viewers discretion advised aways makes my fancy. It is not that am heartless, 'cos I am also emotional. So, is it Nairaland that is remoulding me into someone not moved 'cos of the bad/gory news with pictures almost every passing day?
Jehovah, the true and loving creator of heaven and Earth. May you kingdom come. Matt 6: 9,10 24:14. #jw.org