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Jokes Etc › A Husband On UN Mission Writes To His Wife? by dups10(op): 12:30pm On Jan 31, 2008
Dearest Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart.
Your husband,
Ali

The Wife replies a Week later

Dearest Sweetheart: Ali
Thanks for your 100 kisses.
I am sending the expense details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. The Landlord comes every day and takes two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other extra items,
5. Other normal expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and
I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan in the same way for next month?
Please Advise!!!
Your Only Wife
Ellen
Jokes Etc › Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by dups10(f): 12:23pm On Jan 31, 2008
fantastic jokes.
Jokes Etc › Re: Grandma Gamble by dups10(f): 12:11pm On Jan 31, 2008
so lovely joke, i love it.
Romance › Re: Can You Kiss Your Boyfriend/girlfriend In The Public? by dups10(f): 11:46am On Jan 31, 2008
well i do not see anything bad on it, have done it many times with my boy friend.
Romance › Re: Please Help Mi Out,i Need Her by dups10(f): 3:26pm On Jan 25, 2008
my own suggestion is for u to go out side and look 4 any girls you want
because if you toast her and she agree for you it will caused u alot of trouble in future.
Family › Re: Whose Life Does He Save? Mum Or Wife? by dups10(f): 1:00pm On Jan 23, 2008
i think this topic is very funny but i will suggest his wife.
Family › Re: Is It Possible To Marry A Poor Guy? by dups10(f): 11:34am On Dec 13, 2007
like me i do not see anything bad on marry poor guy, so far he love me and have God fearing. I believe that in future something can change to good.
Education › Re: Unilag Post Ume Cut Off by dups10(f): 2:25pm On Nov 16, 2007
the admision is closed now but we're expecting them to pest the list so you people should cool down ok.
Romance › Re: My Fiance Dumped Me, Now He Wants Me Back by dups10(f): 1:42pm On Aug 17, 2007
Very terible but dont tell me you still love him, if i were u i won't give him second chance grin
i dont think you deserve this sort of treatment again remove him out of your memory and face your new life. tongue
Fashion › Re: How Do You Tell Who's Pretty And Who's Not? by dups10(f): 12:36pm On Aug 17, 2007
when she wakes up in the morning that is how you will know either she is urgly or pretty.

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