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Programming › Re: Nigeria Is Making Me Lose International Web Development Jobs :( by dwittyc0der(op): 2:40pm On Nov 25, 2013
Let me ask ifa what d problem is grin grin grin grin
pc guru: am confused ajibel is now male,dwitty is now female huh
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Fashion › Re: Best And Worst Dressed At FOZ Album Launch by dwittyc0der(f): 2:37pm On Nov 25, 2013
wtf !!! they looks like animal !! expecially that toolz .. idiot fellow make she change her name to spannerz !!! huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh

cant stop laughing
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Programming › Re: Nigeria Is Making Me Lose International Web Development Jobs :( by dwittyc0der(op): 10:48am On Nov 25, 2013
Ajibel: Ooops, that's really saddening..

And btw, dwitty since when did u become an hemaphroditehuh grin grin grin grin

Hassan I go punch ya face tongue
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Programming › Re: Nigeria Is Making Me Lose International Web Development Jobs :( by dwittyc0der(op): 9:40am On Nov 25, 2013
I laugh in spanish !!! cheesy person wey don delete me self before i talk mroe grin grin cheesy cheesy d guy no even won hear nigeria @ all
adewasco2k: This is so true, I have always been a victim, but OP seriously you sounded desperate, though the guy was not even ready to deal with a Nigerian but you sounded Nigeria and you couldn't even convince him.

I am not teaching you how to relate but, if I was the one I believe I could make him trust me.

Wish you the best OP
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Christianity Etc › Re: Prophecy For Wizkid Musician by dwittyc0der(f): 8:20pm On Nov 24, 2013
if you are feeling this rubbitically , let me hear u say YEYEYE
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Politics › Re: Nigerians, Others To Close Businesses In Zimbabwe By January 2014 by dwittyc0der(f): 8:57am On Nov 24, 2013
smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
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Programming › Re: International Clients Won't Give Me Job Because Am From Nigeria by dwittyc0der(op): 6:34am On Nov 24, 2013
watin dis mumu dey talkk?? did i tell u that am in abroad ?? huh huh huhi to know they kill some ppl ... u dey collect job for abroad !! rubbish watin concern me with that ?? foolish nigga
AjaraEwuro: lies. I worked abroad for almost ten years as a Nigerian, and I know thousands doing the same with top jobs.
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Programming › International Clients Won't Give Me Job Because Am From Nigeria by dwittyc0der(op): 5:21am On Nov 24, 2013
Hey guys
one guy told me he need a full platform for bla bla bla .. we talked and i told him .. i can get him he is from australia.. he asked where am from sad i said Nigeria .. see what he said sad sad



[5:08:25 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: alright
[5:08:31 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: i can do something like
[5:08:33 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: this for u
[5:08:41 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: withnin 3 weeks , job will be deliverd
[5:08:41 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: smiley
[5:08:54 AM] Gabriel Machuret: please read what i require
[5:08:57 AM] Gabriel Machuret: I never asked for time
[5:09:07 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: see this project platform i developed .. so you know am good in what i do
[5:09:13 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: yes i can
[5:09:14 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: do it
[5:09:23 AM] Gabriel Machuret: READ what I ask for
[5:09:27 AM] Gabriel Machuret: ah wait
[5:09:29 AM] Gabriel Machuret: Nigeria?
[5:09:31 AM] Gabriel Machuret: oh man
[5:09:32 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: yea
[5:09:32 AM] Gabriel Machuret: sorry
[5:09:38 AM] Gabriel Machuret: nah, can't deal with you guys
[5:09:49 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: hehehe
[5:09:53 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: man did u see my picture
[5:09:53 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: ..
[5:09:54 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: ?
[5:09:57 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: why ..
[5:10:05 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: am not a scammer or a rippper dude
[5:10:16 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: am just a young guy living my life with programming
[5:10:22 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: it's what i do for a living man
Gabriel Machuret

Our name is spoilt !! Nigeria is doomed angry angry angry angry angry My life depends @ abroad where i can actually get good jobs bt they are all afraid of A NIGERIA guy !!!!!
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Programming › Nigeria Is Making Me Lose International Web Development Jobs :( by dwittyc0der(op): 5:14am On Nov 24, 2013
Hey guys
one guy told me he need a full platform for bla bla bla .. we talked and i told him .. i can get him he is from australia.. he asked where am from sad i said Nigeria .. see what he said sad sad



[5:08:25 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: alright
[5:08:31 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: i can do something like
[5:08:33 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: this for u
[5:08:41 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: withnin 3 weeks , job will be deliverd
[5:08:41 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: smiley
[5:08:54 AM] Gabriel Machuret: please read what i require
[5:08:57 AM] Gabriel Machuret: I never asked for time
[5:09:07 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: see this project platform i developed .. so you know am good in what i do
[5:09:13 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: yes i can
[5:09:14 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: do it
[5:09:23 AM] Gabriel Machuret: READ what I ask for
[5:09:27 AM] Gabriel Machuret: ah wait
[5:09:29 AM] Gabriel Machuret: Nigeria?
[5:09:31 AM] Gabriel Machuret: oh man
[5:09:32 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: yea
[5:09:32 AM] Gabriel Machuret: sorry
[5:09:38 AM] Gabriel Machuret: nah, can't deal with you guys
[5:09:49 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: hehehe
[5:09:53 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: man did u see my picture
[5:09:53 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: ..
[5:09:54 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: ?
[5:09:57 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: why ..
[5:10:05 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: am not a scammer or a rippper dude
[5:10:16 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: am just a young guy living my life with programming
[5:10:22 AM] {abdul}[Hamid]: it's what i do for a living man
Gabriel Machuret

Our name is spoilt !! Nigeria is doomed angry angry angry angry angry My life depends @ abroad where i can actually get good jobs bt they are all afraid of A NIGERIA guy !!!!!
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Webmasters › Re: Web Developers Needed by dwittyc0der(f): 5:03am On Nov 24, 2013
Since i didn't find any GF for myself grin grin grin grin so i decided to be one cool cool cool cool cool
pc guru: @dwittyCoder when did u become a female ?
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Webmasters › Re: Web Developers Needed by dwittyc0der(f): 5:02am On Nov 24, 2013
dnt worry bro smiley u hv gat many things to do than dis cool cool cool
pc guru: i guess i didn't make it grin
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Webmasters › Re: Who Is Dwittycoder ?? The Best In ___________ Read The Full Post by dwittyc0der(op): 5:01am On Nov 24, 2013
yea yea , i be she-male grin in other news who dey stay for Gbagada around here??
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Webmasters › Who Is Dwittycoder ?? The Best In ___________ Read The Full Post by dwittyc0der(op): 9:01pm On Nov 23, 2013
Hey Peeps smiley

my name is Hassan Abdulhamid A.K.A DwiTtyCoder "The smart Coder cool"... Living in lagos in a small dirty programming cubicle full of gala & viju milk plastic.... & some drawings of myself @ the wall ...

Am 18yrs old ... wink gonna be 19 by December 29 ... which i will be dropping some of my products & launching my first huge product that will be featured on techcrunch cool cheesy"Dont ask me how!" and my restaurant app source code for upgrade and more works on it for free on my github page ..

I love working with inteliggent peeps and worky guys like worldbest "My Blood Brother" , Ajible "Havent see him do some nija before but he is a pal" Pc_guru"Bad nigga ... " ... and many daddy in programming ..

Pardon me for my english cheesy ... actually like olamide said !! "we no fit use english collect $$ for bank ..."

Do you wanna see some latest shhit i did ??

check this out !! badt one

[url]wittytom.com/tsk/[/url]

i KNOW u gonna be criving for the login shocked shocked shocked shocked bt any serious and willing nigga that wanna see the kulikuli inside shuld comment cheesy


Alright In other news !! am still d best the frontend in nairaland !!!!

anyone wanan fight huh grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
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Webmasters › Re: Web Developers Needed by dwittyc0der(f): 8:41pm On Nov 23, 2013
mj: It will be fun working with Dwittycoder.
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Sports › Re: Kelechi Iheanacho Declared Missing by dwittyc0der(f): 11:32am On Nov 23, 2013
Booked up 15 to comment grin
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Politics › Re: Over 1,000 Nigerians Held In Saudi Arabia by dwittyc0der(f): 11:25am On Nov 23, 2013
Leave the guy alone naah grin grin when in turn 50 in go see wify tongue tongue
spacechuks: I think you need christ in your life,you are not ashame of yourself,26yrs old still in school,go get a life
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Politics › Re: Over 1,000 Nigerians Held In Saudi Arabia by dwittyc0der(f): 11:11am On Nov 23, 2013
eluquenson: That's why I will continue to detest Nigerian govt cos they don't seems to recognize the citizen huh
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Politics › Re: Over 1,000 Nigerians Held In Saudi Arabia by dwittyc0der(f): 11:11am On Nov 23, 2013
jennykadry: How difficult is it to ignore an attention seeking tribalistic statement?
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Politics › Re: Over 1,000 Nigerians Held In Saudi Arabia by dwittyc0der(f): 11:10am On Nov 23, 2013
bosslife850: I'm 26 a smart average body, good looking, fun guy, a final year student of electrical electronics engineering.
I'm a simple person so i hate drama i love to travel hangout with friends cook listen to music watch movies and i love the internet.
I am here to date a with a woman older than me because they are more understanding caring and matured.
If you know you are above 32 and you would like to hangout with me please do not hesitate to contact me, do not be shy okay. Please you should go straight to the point when contacting okay.
You can call text or add me on bbm... 08065099377, 08167950172, 21CAD793.. Any location in Nigeria.
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Romance › Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by dwittyc0der(f): 10:56am On Nov 23, 2013
Hum.. processing question and echoing answer for u mugun!!! giving flowers and cakes undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
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Politics › Re: Over 1,000 Nigerians Held In Saudi Arabia by dwittyc0der(f): 10:54am On Nov 23, 2013
see this mumu sha !!! muslim are there brother keepers but not by doing bad stuff !!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked why u no go get residency permit and u won dey work ?? no be theif be dat!! ogbeni gbenga u no get talk cool cool
Olugbenger: I thought muslims are their brother's keeper. abi is it not saudi?
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Education › Re: 623 Candidates Qualify For Presidential scholarship Scheme Screening by dwittyc0der(f): 6:05am On Nov 23, 2013
@last
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Webmasters › Re: Is Olx.com Just For Only Sellers? by dwittyc0der(f): 10:38pm On Nov 22, 2013
[quote author=p.josh]Thanks for d reply, apart frm olx and nairaland where can i pst classified ads[/quote]
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Business › Re: Yem-kem Factory Burns To Ashes by dwittyc0der(f): 10:36pm On Nov 22, 2013
watin happen dre gan gan cry cry cry cry cry cry cry sad sad shocked shocked shocked shocked
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Gaming › Re: Computer Games To Try Out Before The Year Runs Out by dwittyc0der(f): 9:50pm On Nov 22, 2013
ma game cheesy
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Gaming › Re: Grand Theft Auto In Africa: Does It Promote Violence? by dwittyc0der(f): 9:40pm On Nov 22, 2013
i dey ask !!! grin grin
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Education › Re: Irrelevant Punishments You Gave To Your Juniors Back In School by dwittyc0der(f): 9:40pm On Nov 22, 2013
wait make i ask
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Webmasters › Re: Web Developers Needed by dwittyc0der(f): 9:39pm On Nov 22, 2013
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Tech Jobs › Re: This Is Ur Time !! DEVELOPER / DESIGNER by dwittyc0der(op): 8:43pm On Nov 22, 2013
You can check there website !! grin grin grin
webkuti: Give me more information about Co-Creation Hub.

What is Co-Creation Hub?.

Or email me to info@webkuti.com
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Webmasters › Re: Startup Weekend-end Happening Today by dwittyc0der(op): 4:23pm On Nov 22, 2013
l00l u sha one go !! actually dem no call newbie in web development !! shocked shocked shocked sad sad sad sad sad sad kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss[quote author=Brand_new]How are you supposed to make it to the venue within 30 minutes of registration. After all there is no location posted on their so called link.
Anyways, does anyone know the usual venue for the program?[/quote]
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Programming › Re: Why Nigerian Start-ups Fails: by dwittyc0der(f): 2:16pm On Nov 22, 2013
Nigerian startup fails simply because the startup doesnt have good ceo or founder to make the startup a good one simple kiss kiss kiss kiss
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