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Car TalkRe: FRSC ICE Number Initiative (In Case Of Emergency) by dwittyc0der(f):
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Jokes EtcRe: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by dwittyc0der(f): 3:48pm On Dec 10, 2013
i will develop a game for it !! make dem con catch me naah cool cool cool

BusinessRe: Ex-banker Jailed In UK Over James Ibori Loot by dwittyc0der(f): 2:40pm On Dec 10, 2013
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ProgrammingAny Crazy Android Dev Here ?? by dwittyc0der(op): 1:01pm On Dec 10, 2013
i need a simple fast help on something .. huh huh

I want to get users location ... hv tried some bt keeps giving me headache sad angry angry
WebmastersRe: The Best Website And Web Designer In Nigeria. by dwittyc0der(f): 11:46pm On Dec 09, 2013
L0L u call dis websitehuh this is a pieace of SHHIT !!! embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed shocked
julisunkan: After searching the net to see the best, web developer in Nigeria, I discovered that www.kamagbadun.com is the best, nice CSS, proper validation and optimization for mobile and web, database driven with PHP and personal news update engine. Further research showed that the site belongs to a computer engineer called Agbajelola Olasunkanmi, please clap for this guy.
omoelu1: Why can't you just come out plain and ask people to check your site for review; instead of hiding under the "whatever you are hiding under".
And as a matter of fact, the site is not displaying properly.(with one section overlapping another). check that.

ProgrammingRe: Mobile Website Ideas For Nigeria by dwittyc0der(f): 11:38pm On Dec 09, 2013
something am currently doing research on smiley cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Javanian: An app that would enable take photo of any product i like and it would tell me the price of that product on Amazon, ebay, jumia and konga.
WebmastersRe: Linda Ikeji To Give Away 1 Million Naira by dwittyc0der(f): 6:52pm On Dec 09, 2013
I DON HOLD DIS SPACE !! I WILL SELL IT FOR 1 MILLION NAIRA /.. RUBBISH LINDA IKEJI SHULD GIVE THAT MONEY TO LESS PRIVILEGES OR USE AM DO BETTER THING FOR LESS PPL sad NOT GIVING SOME NIGGAS THAT WILL USE THE $$ F U C K OR BUY GUCCI BAGS :d

WebmastersRe: The Best Payment Processor In Nigeria? by dwittyc0der(f): 1:21pm On Dec 09, 2013
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WebmastersRe: What Is Happening To Nairaland? by dwittyc0der(f): 1:20pm On Dec 09, 2013
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FoodRe: FG Bans Fish Importation by dwittyc0der(f): 12:57pm On Dec 09, 2013
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CelebritiesRe: Aremu Afolayan Weds Kafilat Olayinka Secretly In Abuja (photos) by dwittyc0der(f): 12:55pm On Dec 09, 2013
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CelebritiesRe: The Striking Resemblance Between M.I And Kendrick Lamar by dwittyc0der(f): 12:53pm On Dec 09, 2013
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ProgrammingRe: How To Get Funding For My Tech Start-up by dwittyc0der(f): 9:56pm On Dec 08, 2013
cchub & some international vc ...
WebmastersRe: Any Web Developer (php) In Ijebu-ode, Ogun State? by dwittyc0der(f): 5:26pm On Dec 05, 2013
contact me : 0 8 1 0 0 4 5 0 7 8 9 , i dey stay for ijebu till sunday sha .. i dey go back to lagos cheesy .. if u hv any p in php or any job .. kindly contact me kiss kiss
EducationRe: JAMB Introduces E-facility Android App by dwittyc0der(f): 4:39am On Dec 04, 2013
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CelebritiesRe: Tools With Denrele & Fally Ipupaa @ Channel0 Awards by dwittyc0der(f): 9:25pm On Dec 03, 2013
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Nairaland GeneralRe: What Was Your Childhood Career Ambition/dream & What Are U Doing Now.. by dwittyc0der(f): 3:45pm On Dec 03, 2013
When i was younger..
I always wanted to be an Astronaut..
Even In Sec School..
Everybody would laugh me to Scorn embarassed

but now it's Programming all the way.. cool cool cool cool cool
WebmastersRe: In Need Of Laptop Or A Web Dev Job by dwittyc0der(f): 1:30pm On Dec 03, 2013
Best of luck ! undecided
WebmastersRe: In Need Of Laptop Or A Web Dev Job by dwittyc0der(f): 1:29pm On Dec 03, 2013
Then you are my big brother .. my bad !
elvis10ten: lol, i didn't sound arrogant. I was just telling you. And please "you took me as your junior brother" is incorrect.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Honey Well Applicants,let's Meet Here by dwittyc0der(f): 1:28pm On Dec 03, 2013
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WebmastersRe: Most Embarrassing Moment In Front Of A Potential Client! by dwittyc0der(f): 11:40am On Dec 03, 2013
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WebmastersRe: In Need Of Laptop Or A Web Dev Job by dwittyc0der(f): 11:25am On Dec 03, 2013
solved ! u don finish the talk ..
hilaryiwens05: All this una para self....wetin! Wetin!! Wetin!!!

Look guy, wen I started my web design job, I started from d cafe, I negotiated wit d owner and I was paying him 500naira for 10hours to do my work. And 10hours is almost d whole day. If u are serious about getting a job. Source for it, den wen u get d job, look for a cafe where u can negotiate wit d owner. U don't need to hav a laptop yet. And pls don't buy a laptop of 20k cus it will do u no good unless u want to buy a mini laptop. Everytin is possible, don't listen or look down on ur self. It starts wit a little step of faith. I worked wit a boss who does web design and he neva for 1day taught me but I strived I learnt it. I design 3web jobs in a cafe until I got my laptop. So u can do it
WebmastersRe: In Need Of Laptop Or A Web Dev Job by dwittyc0der(f): 11:23am On Dec 03, 2013
I see that ur arrogant manner still lives in you .. how i wish i have the time like u guys hv nw to learn shhit when i was in ur age .. dude .. be respectful and remove the arrogant eish from ur body and u will see good things coming ur way .... so u talking about fb issues ? who gat issues with u ?? u re like my younger brother mr man !! hv gat no issues with ur life or anything ..i just want BETTER things for u and young guys who is ambitious not some arrogant type .. see i help niggas around me and my town self for u information "i started with a "...
elvis10ten: try to read with your mind open and stop carrying issues from facebook here. I said the cyber cafe and not usb are 1996. And you never said then that you don't know how good he is, you slammed the whole idea of cyber cafe.
WebmastersRe: In Need Of Laptop Or A Web Dev Job by dwittyc0der(f): 9:48am On Dec 03, 2013
actually my own job is a private shhit .. so he cant use cybercafe & i cant give him any job right now cause i dnt know how good he is ... so mr man ... dnt tell me using usb is 1996 ?? see everything is workable if u want to .. u wanna get a laptop for 20k-25k then ask ur friends in lagos to help u get it .. simple ...
elvis10ten: lol, am not really after the looking down stuff. I remember telling you to let isioma do jobs for you with cybercafe and you called me a mumu, here you are telling me to do it. Am not saying its bad tho, but cybercafe here are so 1996.
WebmastersRe: In Need Of Laptop Or A Web Dev Job by dwittyc0der(f): 3:31am On Dec 03, 2013
l0l u funny ... u dey use style dey sell ur product ! why u no open shop online ?? # huh huh huh huh huh huh
kate200946: I love the way you approad your theard. You can buy cheap laptop online and it will delivery to your door. For more infor mail koya.olayinka@gmail.com
WebmastersRe: In Need Of Laptop Or A Web Dev Job by dwittyc0der(f): 3:30am On Dec 03, 2013
The truth of the matter, you can't get any sophisticated job nw , unless all dis yeye web designing job.. cause you don't have the sense of business model and how to approach clients, unless the client is ur friend wink or neighbor. even if u are the 100% guru in ur village or town , reasonable clients wont give u jobs. You need a dev job ?? simple u can start with a cybercafe .. which i started with mehne ,, you dnt need USB anylonger !! we re nt in 2009 tongue dere re online storage ,, beg the owner of the cafe that u re given a web dev job that u gonna pay him when u get the money simply.. it's logic dude ... stay focused and stop coming here begging always .. people will be looking down on yah ... u can be gr8t and hv a good future but nt with all dis thread !! angry angry angry angry angry angry

You are still a young dude unless if u re lying about ur age and recognition...


motto: stay focused and achieve better things
CelebritiesRe: Why I Married Peter Okoye Despite The Fact He Is My Junior – Lola Omotayo by dwittyc0der(f): 3:05am On Dec 03, 2013
L0l see dis mumu tongue i be man !!! so get a life ... i see ... u re one of the nairaland babes :-/ o ma shey ooooo[quote author=tpia@]madam, if you are sex starved, open a thread in dating or romance section and advertise yourself there.

someone will surely take you up on your offer.

your vehemence on this thread sounds like you are really needing the thing. lipsrsealed

i am sorry lola is getting some while you are wiling away time waiting to catch a glimpse of psquare? Ma binu, she snatched the joystick you were waiting for?[/quote]
CelebritiesRe: Why I Married Peter Okoye Despite The Fact He Is My Junior – Lola Omotayo by dwittyc0der(f): 6:25pm On Dec 02, 2013
He asked for my number and I refused giving it to him. I told him ‘if you really want to know me, you have to find my number’. So he took it as a task and found my number and the rest is history.”

LIE LIE LIE !!! RUBBISH !! NA BECAUSE OF IN MONEY JOOR !! OYA COME MARRY ME NAAHH shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked AM 24 smiley

U BE OLOSHO smiley DEM DON FU CK U TIRE :p
RomanceRe: She Slept With My Best Friend by dwittyc0der(f): 5:50pm On Dec 02, 2013
l0l waiting .. u no get work to do ni undecided undecided undecided undecided jes playing ni oooo
Ronke001: Ok. Waiting.
RomanceRe: Strike Notice From Boyfriends Association Of Nigeria by dwittyc0der(f): 4:27pm On Dec 02, 2013
u dis vivly self tongue
Vivly: Even guys without girlfriends go follow dey claim say them dey strike. grin .

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