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Jokes EtcRe: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by dwittyc0der(f): 1:16pm On Dec 02, 2013
I FEAR OO
Danhumprey: Which day you start to dey book space like this? cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by dwittyc0der(f): 1:14pm On Dec 02, 2013
nairaland is actually F U C K E D UP !!! NO MORE GOOD THINGS !!! I REP FB AND TWITTER angry angry angry angry angry
AutosRe: Went To Contonou To Get My 2006 Toyota Avalon Xl by dwittyc0der(f): 1:13pm On Dec 02, 2013
my own too is comming soon cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by dwittyc0der(f): 11:22am On Dec 02, 2013
admin is crazy !! NO MORE FRONTPAGE MATERIALS angry angry angry angry angry

Jokes EtcRe: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by dwittyc0der(f): 11:20am On Dec 02, 2013
mathematics : Garbage

English: Field Head

CRK: GODbless

Biology: Tinystick

Physics: Englishisdead

Computer: whocares
BusinessRe: Gtbank Internet Banking Portal Is Down? by dwittyc0der(f): 10:35am On Dec 02, 2013
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WebmastersDo You Need Customization For Ur E-commerce Site?? by dwittyc0der(op): 7:43am On Dec 02, 2013
HEY peeps
Happy new month .. back to business .. if you need customization for ur e-commerce site .. i can guarantee the best ... nd because of santa time ..
cool cool
I will do it for u and pay me when am done grin grin

comment if u are interested smiley
WebmastersRe: Some Reasons Why Your Startup Might Be Doomed To Fail by dwittyc0der(op): 6:37am On Dec 02, 2013
Na so bro smiley but who cares .. if they no put am for FP !!! grin grin grin grin[quote author=#bizfirst#]I completely with you Dewittycoder!

We are a sorry lot...if you observe, many bloggers simply got into blogging because Linda is there and making it simple! (don't you see that 90% of blogs in Nigeria are celebrity, gossip or fashion centered?)

However, change is not anything we are good at! Don't be surprised that this post will receive very few comments and may never make FP.

Why? You just told the sad truth...and many are quite guilty![/quote]
Jokes EtcRe: HALL OF FUNNY PICS by dwittyc0der(f): 9:37pm On Dec 01, 2013
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Jokes EtcRe: Most Powerful Pictures Taken In Nigeria by dwittyc0der(f): 6:37pm On Dec 01, 2013
grin dis shuld go to junk area nt frontpage !! beta threads dey that can help developers and programmers u no put frontpage na rubbusg !!!! mplwmwpdmwkdmkoenfewpnf;wejfmfwl;ifeifn make we dey do rubbish dey go thendfksdfosfmnklsnm;lk5fndkslfl;k5dnfk;nfkj5ifoniofwnfewfewfwefewfew

WebmastersSome Reasons Why Your Startup Might Be Doomed To Fail by dwittyc0der(op): 4:54pm On Dec 01, 2013
1. Your startup is a solution to a “WANT” and not a “NEED”. If you can remember your basic economics, you should know what “WANTS” and “NEEDS” are.

Quickly, I would define a “NEED” as something you have to have, something you can’t do without e.g. food, clothing and shelter, while a “WANT” is something you would like to have. It is not absolutely necessary, but it would be a good thing to have. A good example is music.

When developing your startup idea, ask yourself, “is what I am creating a solution to a NEED or a WANT?” According to the Nigerian Bureau of statistics 60.9% of Nigerians in 2010 were living in “absolute poverty” i.e. less than $1 per day.

Do you think that taking a hiatus to create a music startup to enable these people living in abject poverty listen to music amounts to a good use of your time? or “skills”?

2. Your startup is a clone of some popular first world website or application. The current fad in Nigeria is creating clones of Groupon.com. It once used to be Twitter clones, bulk sms and then Facebook clones.

Why coders still do this kind of beats me. Instead of cloning, why don’t you build on these sites and take advantage of things like Facebook’s “Social Graph” etc and develop innovative solutions?

Developing another DROPBOX wont meet the need of the average Nigerian, he has no need for it, and if he does why wont he go for the original? Patriotism? please!

Why would you clone when there are a myriad of problems you could develop solutions for? If you are developing a clone, ask yourself this question “why would anyone use this (***insert the name of your clone***) instead of the main thing (***insert the name of the website you cloned***)?” .

3. Your startup will require loads and loads of traffic i.e. pageviews with gullible people who would be ready to click on Google ads before it can generate income.

In Nigeria, there are no VC’s, no Angels, no startup accelerators, no Government support programs, no infrastructure, regular electricity supply is a pipe dream, Internet access is patchy and expensive, in short, “NO NOTHING”.

So it kind of beats me why anyone would base his startup’s business model on the benevolence of Google? In between the time your startup comes online to the time it can generate enough traffic to keep the lights on and the servers humming, how would you survive?

Do you have some gold bars stashed under your mattress somewhere? If not, why don’t you just develop a product where you can start charging from the very first day?

Despite the fact that 60.9% of Nigerians live under $1 per day and there are 90 million mobile subscribers in the country with at least 1 mobile phone, these phones have to be loaded with “call credit” by these people because communication has become a NEED and not a WANT.

So despite the grinding poverty in the country, the major Telco’s still declare mind boggling profits every year, with Nigeria now having the largest mobile phone market in Africa with 60% penetration.

So in order to be successful, develop a solution to a NEED and not a WANT.

4. Reading too much of TechCrunch et al. These tech blogs are written by elitist white techies who live in Silicon Valley where the difference between over there and here is like light and day. Any advice you can glean from those sites just isn’t applicable here in Nigeria.

If you think am wrong Please commment and tell me

Thanks

Will be happy if it makes frontpage cool
WebmastersRe: Why We Need Something Better Than CCHUBNIGERIA by dwittyc0der(op): 4:04pm On Dec 01, 2013
L0l ... am just a freestyle guy and actually ... if someone want's to contribute he wont check my english unless if he is not serious !!! grin
naijacutee: This would have been a great post, but your grammar let you down bro. You could make a great difference, please don't let presentation distract people from your great points.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Promised Me Sex If I Introduce Her To My Mum As My Fiancee by dwittyc0der(f): 4:02pm On Dec 01, 2013
Introduce fast fast so u can F U C K her quick quick cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
EducationRe: Why I Am Angry With ASUU – Jonathan by dwittyc0der(f): 3:59pm On Dec 01, 2013
Yea Yea I booked 19 today grin grin... we will all get one meat and viju milk cheesy
TravelRe: Passengers Remove Their Clothes At Unbearably Hot Murtala Muhammad Airport Hall by dwittyc0der(f): 3:41pm On Dec 01, 2013
mumu dem be !! i dey sleep insside heat everyday i no shout #rubbish ... mofos grin grin
PoliticsRe: Deported Isa Muazu Returns To London. by dwittyc0der(f): 2:25pm On Dec 01, 2013
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Christianity EtcRe: If You Were Asked To Preach In Your Church, What Will Be Your Message? by dwittyc0der(f): 11:13am On Dec 01, 2013
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PoliticsRe: Fundraiser For Oshiomole's "Widow Victim." The Widow Must Not Die! by dwittyc0der(f): 11:11am On Dec 01, 2013
Am in ... will design a website for the oshiomale protest !!!!!

TV/MoviesRe: Paul Walker Is Dead, Fast & Furious Actor by dwittyc0der(f): 11:04am On Dec 01, 2013
STOP ALL DIS R.I.p and all dis i love ur scene !! start praying for him to enter heaven !! cause ................... i dnt know ... start praying seriously if u rilly love him .. today is sunday go to chruch and muslims brothers and sisters !!! start saying astagafriulahi !! for him kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
TV/MoviesRe: Paul Walker Is Dead, Fast & Furious Actor by dwittyc0der(f): 10:56am On Dec 01, 2013
MARIAM wad up?? can we talk on pm wink wink wink wink wink
maryhaam: Rip Brian O connor ............God loves u more
TV/MoviesRe: Paul Walker Is Dead, Fast & Furious Actor by dwittyc0der(f): 10:52am On Dec 01, 2013
. so sad he didnt die has a MUSLIM angry angry angry angry angry

Christianity EtcRe: Some Muslims Will Make Heaven While Some Christians Will Not. by dwittyc0der(f): 9:19am On Dec 01, 2013
macof: This is precisely wat I am saying.

Imagine a Nigerian(of wat ever ethnic origin ) requiring an Arab book to think.

The same way some idiotic yorubas live to die for koran and bible when their fathers used Ifa to understand God, and here many of you are arguing about christianity and Islam.

Had yorubaland never been open to foreign evangelistic mobs we would all be glorious pagans serving the Gods of our ancestors.

If you hate ur ancestors change ur identity and relocate to Saudi Arabia, where Islam is of the land.
Here in Nigeria, We pagans shouldn't have to deal wit such degrading insults from bastard children like u

Christianity EtcRe: Some Muslims Will Make Heaven While Some Christians Will Not. by dwittyc0der(f): 9:14am On Dec 01, 2013
njokusboy: Op you got it wrong meen, Jesus christ said, "I am the way, the truth and the light, noone comes to the father except through me.... Now it means Jesus is the saviour, any other channel is the path of damnation... Jesus to the muslims is only a prophet, an old prophet at that, they believe his teachings are outdated and subscribe to the teaching of prophet muhammed whom they believe is the NEW prophet... They don't even believe Jesus is the son of God.. So you see.. It aint about believing in jesus or not, u have to acknowledge him as your lord and personal saviour... The bible further said that the name JESUS is the only name given to man, through which he can be saved... So there are two contending issues, "those verses completely dismiss the possibility of anoda saviour, hence you can't believe in Jesus and Mohammed at the same time, matter of fact, their principles are at variance, secondly, belief in the existence of Jesus aint enough, you have to accept him as the saviour...
One thing I can assure you is this, the sincere christians and sincere muslims have a different idea of heaven and they sure as hell aint going to the same place...

Christianity EtcRe: Some Muslims Will Make Heaven While Some Christians Will Not. by dwittyc0der(f): 9:11am On Dec 01, 2013
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WebmastersRe: Promo Nigeria Publishers Review And Payout For October by dwittyc0der(f): 6:43am On Dec 01, 2013
Sometimes ,, Nigerian sucks with what they do .. actually ur website has sql injection cool cool cool cool cool so musefiu wanna do u gobe nw for not paying the guy .. in go jes blood hack ur website and deface am.. you guys are just a real NIGERIA. scamming people ...

Guys go back to google adsense and lave this shhit
WebmastersRe: I Need A Very Skilled And Intelligent Web Developer For My Social Site by dwittyc0der(f): 6:40am On Dec 01, 2013
Check ur email sir
Thanks cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: How African Parents Act On Halloween Night by dwittyc0der(f): 1:39am On Dec 01, 2013
I dey come nw !! abeg open dooor ooo na all my family i dey come with cause we no get light cool cool cool shocked shocked[quote author=deejay_harry1]wella... grin[/quote]
Foreign AffairsRe: How African Parents Act On Halloween Night by dwittyc0der(f): 1:32am On Dec 01, 2013
u get light for ur house huh shocked shocked shocked shocked[quote author=deejay_harry1]who be this one wey just dey post vids anyhow here?? e don do johr ... undecided[/quote]
Foreign AffairsRe: How African Parents Act On Halloween Night by dwittyc0der(f): 1:31am On Dec 01, 2013
!! wasted my mb to watch mumu and weyere videos !!! || seun self na dumb guy !! eishangry angry angry angrydumbest !!!! december first !!!! post

Nairaland GeneralRe: 9 Things You Do NOT Need To Be Happy by dwittyc0der(f): 10:38pm On Nov 30, 2013
Monstertrucks: yaaayyy!!! cheesy first to comment,!!! abegi dj play me skelewu grin grin,those witches for my village their plan no work cool cool (I never even read wetin thread dey talk sef undecided )

Nairaland GeneralRe: 9 Things You Do NOT Need To Be Happy by dwittyc0der(f): 10:35pm On Nov 30, 2013
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CelebritiesRe: Pictures From Eben And Jahdiel's White Wedding by dwittyc0der(f): 10:33pm On Nov 30, 2013
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