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Harbosede02: Op,u are daft#no offence,u knw y i said so?cos of d way u tink,wtf!!how dare u generalise!itz nt all naija babes dat ask their guy 4 tinz,every1 has a different way of thinking some gurls tink wen they are dating a guy d guy sud spend all he has on them,while some tink d orda way round!carry out ur research very well next tym b4 u cum hr and start spitting awt trash!
#compliments

Like seriously? U call somone DAFT den write “no offence“? guess dis is anoda part of d majority of “modern“ nigerian ladies being exhibited here,(selfish,disrespectful,loquacious and rude)....smh maybe dat wud b d discussion for anoda day.

Paul Walker’s autopsy results revealed a horrific list of injuries that led to the star’s death.

According to a coroner’s report released Friday, the actor’s skin burned off, he suffered from multiple broken bones and a fractured jaw after his November 30 car crash in a California suburb.

It was also revealed the driver of the Porsche Carrera GT carrying the Fast & Furious icon was going 100 mph

The driver was going 100mph when the accident happened, according to a Friday report from Fox News
 

The 40-year-old could have taken a few breaths after impact as bits of soot were found in his trachea, the report states.

The cause of death – which was already stated on his Death Certificate – was from
‘combined effects of traumatic and thermal injuries.’

The actor’s entire body was charred through the skin it was burned so badly none of his organs were suitable for donation, according to the report.

His body was discovered in the passenger seat in a ‘pugilistic stance,’ which means he was in a defensive position preparing for a crash.

There were multiple fractures throughout his body, including his jaw, collarbone, and left upper arm according to the report. There were also various ribs and pelvic fractures.but 100mph? Haba! Rip once again.

I wud wanna subscribe to d idea dat ur husband is mad @ u for other reasons other dan dat of language.chek urself well and ur family if therz or was any standin beef btw ur family and him or maybe he was forced or askd to do somfin he probably wudnt do normally.and he feels d best way to get bak @ dem is by hurtin u and hence d language issue cos he probably dosnt wanna hear their voice @all sef.....just my opinion.

[quote author=patriotic007]Obj did not make GEJ the president,....It is God that made him president right from the womb of his mother,....And that is why is looking so hard to bring him down from power,.....every attack,campaign of calomny,abuse,accusation,and criticism will only help him fulfil what God has writen concerning his life,....Joseph in the bible is an example,...UP GEJ...I can see the level of acceptance and love u hav for mediocre governance nd PLS you can say all you want but don't bring God in2 all dis bullcrap just like you all did b4 he was elected.God aint no promoter of corruption,evil and mass suffering

I fink som pple need to see som type of skirts ladies wear these days,I swear u wud prefer a moderately fittin trouser.and for d guy who says its easy for women to ease themselves in skirt I fink u shud leav dat 2 d womenfolk + trousers hlp women wiv easy movement especially in times of danger wher they need to PULL UP their skirts to run.
Just my opinion#

Congrats Dare u made frontpage,nice write up by the way.
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What's up anambra? Shey na hold up for onitsha head bridge no allow d eclipse enter d state? #stil waiting#

Im neither in support of obiano or Ngige,buh I hop dis wud do justice to those crying foul....MR willy was indeed @ onitsha market 2day

Judging from the very tribalistic posts I hav been reading on NL for the past few weeks where mediocre and dull witted analysts can openly come out and endorse corruption,its just obvious dat Nigeria might never get well from this sickness called corruption.it is very painful and indeed a sickening situation to see what tribalism,poverty and d loss of societal values has turned fellow citizens into.whether North,south,east or west #A THIEF IS A THIEF#

World No 1 Novak Djokovic reaches his fifth US Open final by outlasting Swiss ninth seed Stanislas Wawrinka 2-6 7-6 (4) 3-6 6-3 6-4 for a berth in his 12th career Grand Slam final. The Serbian, a six-time major champion who won the 2011 US Open crown, will play for the title on Monday against the winner of the later semi-final between 12-time Grand Slam champion Rafael Nadal of Spain and France's Richard Gasquet.

A ma who is supposed to be an epitome of holiness goin on a dirty seven day sex marathon instead of fasting and prayer is definitely nt what a church leader should be,not to talk of d fact that he's married,I'm sure his judgement is settled because God dosent compromise wiv sin.....that said let's analyse a few things
1)The pastor asked u to sit on his laps
And u obliged= consensual sex,u claim it was as if u were jazzed,4 seven days of s3x? Ur history dosent help u either.
2) U consistetly played d victim card claiming u were hurt and needed healing,nd makin a worldwide shame of both u and d said MOG is d best way? (I'm very surre u wud b regretin dat decision soon enuf)
3) U paid 4 his hotel booking wiv ur credit card? Dosent he have an assistant? Plus dat somhow sounds like u paying for ur lair b4 ur “sweetie“ arrives.
Summary- this sounds like the result of a sweet,short fantasy gone sour,wiv one disgruntled party goin afta the shameless mog for a pound of flesh.thank God both of you were exposed which shud b a lesson for ladies who can't keep their legs closed in public and stil bring such dirt in2 d tabernacle and the men of “g[/color][color=#990000]od“ who prefer to preach wiv their weiners.(Wetin una cook wey house take burn na hin we don c,fowlyansh don open)

Congrats OAU,una no b first by chance,also being humble in victory wiv nuff respect to other great schools in naija (unilag,ui,uniben,unn,abu) unilorin stinks d school needs to take a bath

The singer has been handed the No.28 shirt at the Keepmoat Stadium for next season with the club hoping he will make an appearance for the Championship side

Doncaster Rovers have confirmed they have signed One Direction star Louis Tomlinson as a non-contract player.

The club have signed the 21-year-old for the 2013-14 season and he has been handed the No. 28 shirt.

Doncaster hope Tomlinson will make an appearance for the club this season with the aim of raising money for the Bluebell Wood Children's Hospice.

Tomlinson, who is an avid Doncaster fan, says he is thrilled to be signing for the Championship side.

"This has always been a childhood dream for me," he told the club's official website.

"I feel very honoured to have been asked to sign for Rovers and being able to help both the club and the amazing charity Bluebell Wood is what it’s all about."

Chairman John Ryan, meanwhile, explained the reasoning behind allowing Tomlinson to wear the No. 28 shirt.

"I am honoured to let Louis play in my number to help raise money for the charity," he said.

"I wore this in 2003 for my record-beating appearance at Hereford and this is the first time I have allowed it to be used since but I felt this was a good cause."

The move follows on from last season when Tomlinson appeared at a charity match at the Keepmoat Stadium Doncaster with the club eager to continue their fund-raising efforts.

"Louis and I organised last season’s charity game, in aid Bluebell Wood Children’s Hospice, which was a big success with over 9000 fans attending," said media manager Steve Uttley.

"It was natural to follow on from that and Louis wanted more involvement to raise the profile of his home town club and Bluebell Wood.

"What started out as light hearted banter on text has moved on to reality, which is a great coup for the club. Our next step is to get Louis on the pitch again in a Rovers kit."

Gone are the days when women were the sole custodians of “kitchen skills“ the tides have really turned with men being better chefs and cooks than the opposite sex. As a guy who's not “too bad“ in the kitchen (partly owing to my moms training and insistence dat her boys know how to cook + living by myself bak den on campus). So what if you as a guy feel your woman can do better (not dat sha can't cook @ all,not d noodles and egg type)knowin your capabilities in the kitchen....sincerely how would you go abt it?

Also ladies if u know “in your church mind“ dat ur man aint really enjoyin your meals (he has to pass thru d lake of fire @ dinner) and you know he cooks well,wud u leav d kitchen to him (stylishly of course) or hire a maid?

I guess davidos schl**ng is gold plated see her brodcasting her products to d world...hop daavido dint go in2 d lions den wivout polybag ooo! Make e no carry anyfin frm kenya 4 our gidi chics..lol

don't recall Jews telling Germans they own they own Berlin or Hamburg or anywhere.
I don't remember Jews calling Germans lazy and cowards and bragging about what they didn't have.
Are ibos the only non natives in Lagos? Are Kenyans and Zimbabweans also Nazis?
The truth is that Ibos suck at relating to other people.
And by the way, if you are really a Lagosian you will known that your Nazi analogy is quite foolish“
Nigeria is our fatherland buh lagos was first yorubaland,naija made up of diverse cultures and beliefs held by its people in different parts of the country, so pls just respect d customs of ur hosts.

As a copa servin not too faraway frm awka light is a thing I see when I put on my torch or gen,I hope dis new system wud fashion out solutions for areas that haven't seen light for over 7months.

I bet d song wud get a graNNY nomination.

And the NPF took both fish and fishmonger in2 custody..lmao,guess camera fones shud b introduced in dat part of the country.

Considering all the fuss surrounding the birth of “the royal baby“ and the name the little prince would bear,It kind of got me wondering if the boy would have a surname considering his father and uncles all bear titles (eg prince harry,prince william etc).So afta checking I found out that the royal family does have a surname,and here it is (drum rolls) its WINDSOR...(Sounds simpler than I thought). The name WINDSOR was adopted during the second world war as people thought their surname then sounded too German,although the queen signs as elizabeth “R“ r meaning regina (ie queen).Some princes also take the name of their “province“ as their last name...(Sounds complicated right?) Guess that's why they are the royal family.

Of course,d guy is old,fink he left government college ibadan btw 1971-1975 so dat shud giv u an idea of his age,+ chek out his pix and zoom u will indeed see some baggy eyed man.

Good 4 u,I hop dis is d last we wud hear of dis xcapade of yours....(Buh come to think of it,isn't ASUU on strike? And u were able to get her as fast as dat? Well,mayb its Igbinedion..(Who knows)