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After carressing
Bro, where are u from ?..MARS?
...gimme her number right now!!

timilehing:
It happened to me while in school, not that I broke up with my gf but this friend keeps looking for ways to get in line. This very day, she came to visit her friend in my hostel, she decided to stay late with her & later left her room saying it's late already that she can't sleep with her cos her friend's bf is around & she can't go to her place that night. Though I knew what she's up to but I played along. She started by undressing claiming she can't sleep with cloths on (but she can sleep with only bra & panty with a guy on the same bed). She was surprised I didn't even said anything to her big boo.bs or curvy hips, we went to bed but both disguising as sleeping. About an hour later, she starts her trouble, gently & softly still I played along & helped her to the mood she want but when it got to a place that she wants more than caressing, she was urging me to go in like that (full aboard) I use my last lifeline (I don't have con'dom at home & I'm even a virgin lol) I can't start nursing STDs at this stage. She got annoyed calling me different names but I didn't bulge. Though I see free punny in my front but I've decided not to give in. She tried times after times but I stand on my decision every other day. Don't ever give

If I hear!!!!

ritababe:
Am a virgin

Wash ma yam withmorning fresh ni

booqee:
try wetin?

omo, this princess fall my hands ooo, i no even fit prepare EGU not to talk of EGUSI ...

Una no remember those ones dat their soup no dey reach...( The 'madam ,I need more soup category)

This movie sweet die....abeg wetin be the title cos I dey enter alaba on monday...

Ishilove:
This should be interesting

Well, my relative had quite a unique experience. Before her mother got married to her dad in the early 80, there were two suitors: a tall handsome chocolate skinned hunk, and the man who later became her dad; Fair, chubby and broke ass, but handsome nonetheless.

Her mother's grandma took her to go see a prophet. What we call 'ikpo efa' in my dialect.

Prophet tells the young lady that marriage to the tall, handsome and very financially okay one will be a disaster because he comes from a very unclean family. She would not enjoy the marriage because her children would keep dying (the evil powers of her husband's house would keep plucking the kids). The man also said there was a very high likelihood that the man wouldn't live long.

The second one, fair, chubby and broke ass was going tobe an okay choice for her because with him she would fulfill her destiny. Now, the fair complexioned broke nigga was still serving during this period.

The lady was confused. She liked the tall, dark handsome one because he was always spoiling her with gifts, and God, he was so handsome! The fair one was handsome too,but all he had were big words, big trousers and big hair.

At the end of the day she decided to marry the fair,broke asss nigga with the big words and bigger hair because her grandma advised her to. Prophet has spoken, so it was wise to do as the gods advised. The fair guy used his discharge alawee after youth service to marry the lady. According to her, she packed her kaya on her head and moved into his one room apartment after the payment of the brideprice, and na so marriage start. No ceremony, no serenren.

32 years on, this lady and the fair nigga are still waxing strong. Though the fair nigga never became rich,but he was/is a good husband and father.

Tall, dark, handsome hunk is dead. The woman he later married miscarried her pregnancies a couple of times and after that never conceived again. Hunk was coming back from work one day when he was involved in a road accident and that was how he was wasted.

The Gods Are Wise...

What am I saying? We need God's guidance when choosing a life partner. Don't just go to anybody. Seek God's face in prayer and fasting and ask God to confirm it through his servant.

For all those people saying #i go wash plate# I go drop PHONE,shoe,trouser and shirt#...sey na 3310 una dey use ni?
At least dropping your phone is enough if you are using one of the latest gadget!!..abi na all the restaurant una chop

Kogi definitely!!!!

Since 1k can transport u from one state to another...#lobatan#

thorbar:
because of #1000...oga ooo

Church go scatter that day ooo.

Me like..going to try it soon!!!

If my grandma try this kinda of shit, i'm gonna disgrandma her straight up...I would't even attend her burial!!!
>:
Donation my ass!!!

Chai, this guy sperm strong ooo oooo..the pikin resemble him right from and centre.

You need to report that woman in your hood...

xpac01:
Goshh!! This is very disturbing. . . I wonder the kind of heart some women are made up of. A woman around my hood, you dare not touch her kids but she keep grinding and cutting her housemaid.

You are so on point

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
The power and the effectiveness of an instrument lies in its user. PRISTINE MUSCLES

Men of now-adays love and take pride their pen*is size and their ability to please their women.

But even more than men can ever love their peni*ses, the women who indeed, in the real sense of it, ‘own’ and ‘need’ it.

Many a man has been left in search of a bigger pen*is just to please a woman while many women have also moved on to another man because they were not satisfied with the pen*is they last had.

But do people know the types of peni ses?
There are two kinds of peni* ses — the ‘Grower’ and the ‘Shower’.

1. The grower pen*is: just likes its name implies, expands and gets longer as it gets erect. What this means is that, if it was 5 inches before stimulated, it might get as long as 7-8 inches after getting fully erect. Someone who seemed to have a small penis might end up getting too long for comfort after erection. So guys with tiny joysticks should confirm first – they might end up getting bigger, if they own a grower pen*is.

2. The shower pen*is: looks huge when it is not erect. You see a guy walking and there is this bulge in his pants. You may think he’ll be huge. But he a shower pen*is does not increase too much after ere*ction. A five inches shower pen*is may not get longer than 5.5 of 6 inches after ere*ction.


What this means is that the man who seems big may not really be big while a man who looked small may own the biggest after erection.

Considering that a recent survey shows that 79% of men have growers, men with small peni*ses should not really be bother.

They might end up giving better bedroom satisfaction after ‘growing’ on ere*ction...
Culled from:
http://kolawolesamuel..com/2015/01/must-see-for-ladies-checkout-2-types-of.html?m=1

Make she try lift sledge hammer nah...

Attributes of my gals. homely,jovial, sexy,sassy,curvy,caring and honest....

cyprianlah:
I used to b so mad about rhetorical questions, but i will forgive ur ignorance
your GF of cause! see u askin as if ur GF is one dem good gurls

Who is this case study here OP?..one of your sister(s),aunty or your GF?..

No be wickedness be that, na good advice.

tdayof:
you wicked no be small o

My brother, let no man confuse you...by sea is the fastest..you can start from Ogunpa river(Ibadan)..very easy within a couple of months, you go don reach your destination. GoodLuck!

Wah Seere

Mine is a year and 1 month still going strong...

I wonder ooo...

Nawa ooooo...

Mine

Nice one OP....

I know that's whatz gonna happen to me at the end of the day....
Waiting patiently..

Olosho blooded freaks...

Ipledge:
God bless you,you see a 15yr old Latino flirting in d train,those Latino worse than Nugeria women