₦airaland Forum

ddippset:
Ever since Ronaldo left Madrid jus dey win Champions League anyhow.



Make I shake table small.

But Madrid made a record of winning the UCL 3 times in a row when Ronaldo was there, what table are you shaking?
The last time Barca won it with Messi was in 2014/2015, the same Messi stayed in Barcelona till 2021 and didn't even see UCL semifinal since that 2014/2015 season. I remember Messi even telling everyone and promising his fans that he will bring champions league to the Camp Nou, till date you guys are still waiting for him to fulfill his promise. You're the one vibrating on this shaking table. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

AfroBeatDiary:
It is an official carbon dating process, each year, the snake grow bigger and the patches moves from it's tail to back while a new patch grown through the tail so when counting to determine the age, only the mature patches is counted.

Carbon dating has nothing to do with whatever folktale you're conjuring there. Carbon dating ko, oxygen naming ni. Dey throw words around anyhow. 🙄

ottersberger:
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ottersberger:
65 percent of manufactured goods unloaded at Lagos ports are transported across the Niger River. 70 percent of the cumulative cargo is imported by people from the SE and SS.

Southwest elites have colluded with Fulani over the years to starve seaports and international airports in other parts of the South in exchange for political support.

This unholy alliance must be dismantled, and then we will finally measure the true economic strength and overall attractiveness of Lagos as a business and economic destination.

Don't you have a bulldozer to dismantle it?

ottersberger:
Guess I'm the author of the hundreds of Igbo phobic threads on Nairaland. They are created by envious, hate filled Yoruba. And thunder fire you for mentioning any family member of mine. Keep it between us, you filthy bastard.

Pot calling kettle black.

LOVEALAIGBO:
I have repeatedly asked how all the gas being siphoned from Imo state reflects in its revenue, i’m still waiting for a answer till today!

There’s 13% derivation for oil producing states. As small as it is, at least we have some idea of what oil producing states are getting. How come there’s no way of knowing how Imo is being paid for its gas the federal gov’t is using to catch cruise!? Or could it be that some are afraid that if we apply the 13% derivation to gas production, that Imo will ‘get too rich’!? Does anyone think if this gas was located in Daura or Iragbiji that they wouldn’t be enjoying at least 13% derivation by now!? It’s the useless Igbo elite i blame the most for this travesty of justice! Also, it’s now beginning to ‘make sense’ why they rigged in the supreme court governor….see as they’re milking his states resources and he’s saying NOTHING!

I don't know about any other thing you mentioned in your post and I don't intend to be dragged into a tribal supremacy battle either. But then, the governor's hand is tied o. The federal government can actually claim ownership of natural resources in any part of the country, so there's nothing the governor can do. Only the issue of oil derivation incentives, I don't think it applies to gas o.

yarimo:
Nigerians are happy to have TINUBU as president

By Nigerians you mean you and the rest of your 3 Musketeers group on Nairaland?
Dey play. 😁😁

VinnyBaba:
The Season Leicester won the league in 2015/2016, They lost Home and Away to Arsenal.
Man City will Drop points!
Na me Talk am!

We will come back to this statement later. 😁😁

moneyest:
Your d@d couldn't even afford cond0m unfortunately. He tried improvising with nylon bag to prevent giving birth to a chronic cat@strophe but his fate was already sealed that he must father another man's sl0wpoke

Why not go and tell your deadbeat dad your opinion in the bar where he's wasting away?
Why are you disturbing us here on Nairaland with his unfortunate lots in life and his misfortunes?
Locate him wherever he his and bare out your mind, be a human for once in your life. I understand why your life is sinking though, an apple never falls far from the tree.

moneyest:
I still don't give a fvck if you decide to fill your colon with cement. It's your choice and a free world. I only took exception to the number of times you made senseless tribal remarks on Okpa without necessarily quoting or replying anyone on the thread. Sure, you can take your plates to the nearest septic tank and get filled for all we care. We aren't bothered about your choice of protein at all

Instead of talking to me about the lifestyle of your deadbeat dad and his misfortunes in life why not go to the bar where he's wasting away, confront him and say all of it to him?
Behave like a human being for once in your miserable existence.
You don't care about my choice of food but you've tagged me and talked about it more than five times in your comments. What is the colour of your madness?

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Biofil84:
mtcheeeew naa wen season don end all this one wake up.

What are they even fighting for self....

Conference league na. That one sef na European competition. 🤷

Sonnobax15:
stop insulting Drogba's pedigree please

So he's not Drogba reincarnate again? 😬😬😬😬😬

moneyest:
I was only referring to 'your f@ther' out of mere magnanimity not like there's any documented evidence or record of such person existing in the first instance. Go and ask your shamelesz use and throway motther that started swallowing cvm before 14 yrs of age who among the anim@ls that g@ngbang£d her is your fatther. I'm certain she doesn't know but just try your luck coz u neva can tell

Once again, stop bringing your father into the convo. I don't give 2 shits about him.
I repeat, an apple never falls far from the tree. If only your deadbeat father has taken the initiative to use condom to prevent the conception of a subhuman like you. Waste of space and resources, that's what you are. I expect you to bleat in the name of a reply to this comment of mine.

Alliswell248:
Ur opinion is inconsequential...

Go find work

This is a wrong way to counter any opinion, it literally showed that you've folded and didn't have any reasonable reply to the statement you tagged. Our political class will continue to take us for a ride unless we begin to truly hold them accountable for their actions.

ottersberger:
The shameless criminal should submit himself to what he is submitting Nigerians to. Na God dey give health and life, But use a Nigerian hospital for whatever ails him. This is what he and his class have bequeathed to the people. They should also avail themselves of the same.

For where, even their children no dey school for our public institutions.

PressMyButton:
If he went to France, you'd say he went to recharge, now he's gone to London. Could you for once allow our big daddy enjoy God's blessings.

God's blessings in the name of the national treasury. We're not ready in this country. 😂😂😂😂

Blaze14k:
Do you guys want him to break down. The man is old and he some rest. This what happens when vote a vegetable

Abeg let's declare him missing if he doesn't come back tomorrow. 😂😂😂

Michael Jackson might probably score a hattrick in this match, Chelsea fans will not update us now o. Drogba reincarnate. 😔

IkeIgboNiile:
Dybala11
Udi local government.

Ok but when next you come, try and stay in the city. Enough locations dey. I stay in new haven.

Alright sir. 🤝🤝

moneyest:
You can dr1nk rat pois0n for all we care. I don't care what goes into your system. You are free to eat faecez if you so wish. I quoted a r1ffraff like you for the number of degrading emphasis you made on Okpa like the delicacy is begging tribalists for patronage. I told you to maintain the faecez you are munching and fvck yourself in the process . How does that translate to caring about what you eat?

You're still foaming in the mouth?
This pyscho is here again, why the constant reply on my choice of food if you truly don't care like you insinuated?
Goat in human's clothing. I expect you to bleat as a form of reply as usual, an apple never falls far from the tree. 😂😂😂😂

IkeIgboNiile:
Dybala11
To each his preference jor.
That friend of mine loves eating efo-riro prepared by my humble self, but dude dreads the pepper inside it. Missed the good old days, all we do is talk on social media now. I'll go on a visit to Enugu one of these days. I didn't enjoy my service year to the fullest cos of the covid-19 lockdown that year, nevertheless he was one of those that made the rest of it memorable.

Enugu is cool and you're welcome anytime. Which part of Enugu did you stay when you were here?

Udi local government.

moneyest:
If the go@t you call father had half the brain i have there's no way he wouldn't have thrown ur cvmbag of a m0ther out on the streets where she belongs for pinning an imported senselezs worthlezz b@stard of a thousand fatherz on him.

Here we go again, the bast.ard son of a thousand fathers bleating like a goat as usual. Even your fellow people don sabi say the individual behind this moniker is unstable. Better check in to the nearest psychiatric hospital cos you're a danger to yourself and to the society at large. May I never be you, na your parents I pity though. Even your deadbeat father is regretting giving birth to a bottom-barrel child like you, a mistake that condom could have prevented.

IkeIgboNiile:
Dybala11
It actually tasted bland in my mouth the only time I tried to eat it o. A friend of mine got me hyped up before I came to Enugu, it was literally top of the food I wanted to try then. Was tongue wasn't accustomed to it, hence the bland taste I observed. Somebody has already gave an allegedly valid argument on the nutritional superiority of okpa over moin-moin on this thread sef.

Well i respect your opinion but I'm an anambra guy that grew up in Enugu so i don't understand the bland at all. I hated moin moin up until recently. When i was in boarding school, i always exchanged my moin moin for something else but i can never get enough of okpa.

I recently learnt how to prepare it and it has been my go to food. I was surprised to learn that it doesn't take up to 5 minutes to prepare Okpa. It's so easy and simple to prepare with just salt and pepper.

To each his preference jor.
That friend of mine loves eating efo-riro prepared by my humble self, but dude dreads the pepper inside it. Missed the good old days, all we do is talk on social media now. I'll go on a visit to Enugu one of these days. I didn't enjoy my service year to the fullest cos of the covid-19 lockdown that year, nevertheless he was one of those that made the rest of it memorable.

Readinglamp:
Lol. I know that moniker.

It's just my opinion. I live in Enugu. I just eat Okpa to fill the stomach.

My friends tell me it is very nutritious and healthy given that it doesn't have much artificial ingredients sha.

I didn't know about the ingredients that time though, I was hyped up due to what a friend told me. He described the taste as heavenly and said that okpa tastes better than moin-moin, I believed him then sha. We still have this difference of opinion, he believes that okpa tastes better than moin-moin while I believe otherwise. Which part of Enugu do you stay?
Omo, I've missed Udi o. I'll come on a tour one of these days.

Readinglamp:
Lol. I dey Nsk and I agree with them. Okpa nor too get taste like that.

Someone gave an argument on the nutritional superiority of okpa over moin-moin in this though.

Readinglamp:
I like okpa because it is filling. But in the taste area, I wouldn't rate it much. It's just there. Sincerely I can't rate the taste. I'm not trying to offend anyone, just my opinion.

@Moneyest will tag you a tribalist because of this your statement. He's a goat in human clothing.

moneyest:
Your braind€ad 1mbecilic father is who you are referring to h0peless idi0t. Keep munching whatever dustbin you want. Do I look like I give a fvck?

I don't care what your irresponsible father is, if he likes let him commit suicide for all I care. Stop bringing your father into the conversation.
If you don't give a fvck about what I eat like you said in your statement, then why are you foaming in the mouth like an epileptic patient concerning my choice of food? How stup!d can you be??
You're definitely at the bottom of the barrel among humans, I dare say that a maggot is more intelligent than you are.

IkeIgboNiile:
Which one is Okpa tastes Bland? I don't understand what you guys mean by that but i don't blame people talking down on okpa. They just don't understand what Okpa is.

It actually tasted bland in my mouth the only time I tried to eat it o. A friend of mine got me hyped up before I came to Enugu, it was literally top of the food I wanted to try then. Was tongue wasn't accustomed to it, hence the bland taste I observed. Somebody has already gave an allegedly valid argument on the nutritional superiority of okpa over moin-moin on this thread sef.

NwokoloOwa:
I love both moi moi and okpa. I can prepare moi moi excellently but not okpa. They are both nutritious but Bambara nuts from which okpa is made is a more superior protein health wise.

Okpa coming entirely from bambara nut protein has bioactive properties that can help prevent or treat chronic diseases, such as high blood pressure, diabetes, heart disease, and cancer. Bambara nut protein can be hydrolyzed by enzymes to produce peptides that have antioxidant, antihypertensive and anti-inflammatory activities and much more

Moi moi and Okpa no be mate is healthiness is considered.

Wow, first time I'll see this here. It's more about what we're accustomed to then, that's why there are people that prefers moin-moin to okpa despite your argument that the later is more nutritious.

BafanaBafana:
Okpa is not a Yoruba thing and they don't like it. They will oppose you vehemently

Of course, same way most people that have been eating okpa before eating moin-moin, if they have even eaten it before, will testify that okpa is superior to moin-moin. We all have what our taste buds are accustomed to.
But then @Moneyest will come here to tell you that any person that prefers moin-moin over okpa is a tribalist. May I never give birth to a nonentity like him.

moneyest:
Your father is the id!ot sl0wpoke you are referring to

Whatever name you decide to call your irresponsible father is none of my business. Very stup!d being, how is my preference of moin-moin over Okpa equal to tribalism? Like who gave birth to nonentities like you sef? And some people gather together to celebrate the day you were born?
You're better off dead than staying alive, your brain that has been saturated with tribalism will definitely not make you think at all.