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RomanceRe: I Get Bored In Relationships by Dygeasy(m): 1:16am On Oct 28, 2013
^^^ Oh Well...


OP, It Takes Strong Determination. Bid Your Time Before Getting Into A Relationship. Be Sure To Separate The Fake Feelings From The Real Ones. I'm Pretty Sure Your Getting Bored Is Probably Because You Meet And Trip For Other Guys Too Many Times Which Makes Your Present Boyfriend Lose 'Taste' Kinda.


Either You Do Away With The Fake Feelings Or You Stay Out Of Serious Relationships.
RomanceRe: All Women Are The Same by Dygeasy(m): 1:08am On Oct 28, 2013
All Women Aren't The Same.
RomanceRe: What Dont You Understand About Women? by Dygeasy(m): 1:01am On Oct 28, 2013
My Understanding Of A Woman Is Done Covertly And If My Acclaimed Understanding Isn't Looking Like It Really Is, Then I Stop Worrying Myself And Ask Her To Bare Her Mind On Whatever. If She Doesn't, Its Her Ish.

I Don't Know How Much Time I'd Devote To 'Trying To Understand' A Woman When I Never Understand Myself Gangan.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid and Girlfriend Tania Omotayo Chilling At Home-Photo by Dygeasy(m): 12:42am On Oct 28, 2013
tpia@:
he keeps dropping hints- is he trying to sleep with the girl?

but what if she doesnt subscribe to premarital sex?

she could be religious or something.

i think its fake btw.
Oh Lord! #facepalm


Not This Time undecidedundecided
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Dygeasy(m): 1:20am On Oct 27, 2013
damipe: I need a roommate @ tanke,bigboy saloon ASAP,self contain with fan,free generator,wardrobe for 80k....40/40each, call me ASAP 08061679986
Shey You Know Say You No Get Sense? undecided

Make I Kpeme If I Call You.

If At All I Need A Room-mate Or An Apartment, It Won't Be A Weirdo Like You I'll Take It With.

Choiii!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Whatsapp Nutty Group by Dygeasy(m): 1:02am On Oct 27, 2013
Omo Mehn!


OP You've Got Mail!!!
Forum GamesRe: Write A Word That Starts With The First Letter Of The Poster Above You by Dygeasy(m): 12:03am On Oct 27, 2013
Honey cheesy


I'm Calling You That O.

*talks to himself* (this babe must call me a fine name o)
LiteratureRe: Tribulaciones: Sands Of Tomorrow. { Abu Mikey & Dygeasy } by Dygeasy(m): 11:55pm On Oct 26, 2013
Idowuogbo: My Boys! cheesy
kiss
Music/RadioRe: Wizkid Ft. Femi Kuti - Jaiye Jaiye Video by Dygeasy(m): 11:38pm On Oct 26, 2013
Abeg, Shey Make I Download am?

E Make Sense?
Music/RadioRe: Wizkid Ft. Femi Kuti - Jaiye Jaiye Video by Dygeasy(m): 11:38pm On Oct 26, 2013
Na Me Comment This And I Go Still Comment The Next One. Twice On First Page In Succession.

I'm Getting There Gradually gringrin
RomanceRe: Please Advise, My Girlfriend Refused To Accept My BBM Request by Dygeasy(m): 11:22pm On Oct 26, 2013
This Story Is Untrue...


Yemi Couldn't Have Done What He's Owning Up To undecided


At Least Not In This Century. Its A Lie Abeg...
Forum GamesRe: Write A Word That Starts With The First Letter Of The Poster Above You by Dygeasy(m): 9:41pm On Oct 26, 2013
Victim
LiteratureRe: Tribulaciones: Sands Of Tomorrow. { Abu Mikey & Dygeasy } by Dygeasy(m): 7:27pm On Oct 26, 2013
"What a cute baby." The middle-aged woman cried. "Very wicked people. Leaving this small child and killing its parents." She said almost sobbing. She carried the baby and ran as fast as her two legs could carry her.

***

"Look everywhere. The President said we must find the child and kill it." The gang leader instructed.

"There's no baby." One of the men returned after searching the scene of the murder.

"Malcom, you know this is your fault." The leader howled.

"Yes boss." A sullen-faced young man replied quietly." The baby will be found."

"Let's get out of here. You can all hear those sirens can't you?" The gang leader said and they all got into their vehicles and drove away.


***

"Whose child is this?" Her husband who had been reading a newspaper moments before she came in looked up and gave her a questioning look.

"I found it." She responded in whispers, breathing heavily.

"Elizabeth you found a baby? Who lost it? Are you out of your mind?" Her husband who had sat up in his seat and dropped the newspaper he was reading bombarded her with questions.

"Sammy calm down. I went out now to dispose the dustbin and I saw some identical vehicles leaving a car on the road so I went to check what was happening and I found a dead man and woman, probably this child's parents."

"Elizabeth, this your fearlessness will not put us in trouble one day." Her husband said disgusted. "What do you then intend to do with it then?"

"Let's call the police first." Elizabeth said and brought out her phone.

"Hide your caller identity please." Her husband warned.

"Hello, there's been a murder on Abubakar road and two people are dead. Come quickly please." She said all together and ended the call. "Let's keep the baby".

"What? What will you tell the neighbours? Even if we don't have kids of our own, we can't just turn up with this one overnight. We'll release the baby if anybody puts up claims." Her husband said with a tone of finality in his voice.

***

"Victor, the murder of Alex and his wife has just been announced on the news and no baby was mentioned." The man called 'The President' said.

"Errm yes, maybe the press overlooked it." Victor stammered.

"Ha ha," the president chuckled. "Overlooked indeed." Call me your boys.

"Yes sir." Victor left and came back with other members of his gang. Four young men.

"Thank you for a job poorly done. How you'd have missed a whole human being as big as a day-old baby beats me and that only shows how far you're willing to go to show me how incompetent you are." He raged and paused for effect. All the men looked downcast. "You're payments have been made into your bank accounts and I hope you all have made provisions for your next of kins to be able to withdraw from your account." The hidden smile on the men's lips turned to hidden smiles of confusion. "Victor." 'The President' called.

"Yes sir." Victor, the leader of the gang answered and stood at attention.

"Now you all will go very far away from here and kill yourselves as much as can kill and die. If any of you is able to return, fine and if none of you is, fine." He said.

All the men looked at each other in fear.

"And don't even think you can escape, you know why of course." 'The President' added with an evil grin and walked out of the room before any of the men could make an attempt to plead. They couldn't defy the order because in the middle of their chests close to their hearts is a tracker which shows where each man is and whether he's living or not. The tracker can't be removed by unknown doctors. The five of them sat down helplessly.

***
Forum GamesRe: Write A Word That Starts With The First Letter Of The Poster Above You by Dygeasy(m): 3:54pm On Oct 26, 2013
Spotless_babe: Drunk
Sexy!
RomanceRe: Sure Signs That Your Babe Will Cheat On You by Dygeasy(m): 1:43pm On Oct 26, 2013
Vivly: You can't fully use science to predict human behaviour.
We Needn't Argue. Logically Those Things Are True.
Forum GamesRe: Write A Word That Starts With The First Letter Of The Poster Above You by Dygeasy(m): 1:40pm On Oct 26, 2013
D!cckk cheesy
RomanceRe: Guys, Do You Respect Girls That Play Hard To Get After She Yields In? by Dygeasy(m): 12:47pm On Oct 26, 2013
Danhumprey: You don't get what I mean. I mean,if she keep playing 'hard-to-get',I would ignore her,and let her be. And on to the next. There are many gals out there!
cheesy

IKR, Was Just Pulling Your Legs.
RomanceRe: Is Being A Bad Kisser Enough Reason To Break Up? by Dygeasy(m): 12:42pm On Oct 26, 2013
190-the-clown:
Oga did i say i want to kiss you huh
homesteady: Give him a very dirty slap, when next he tries it angry
Harbosede02: hmmmm,beta still pray abt it na,hehehehehe,no prayer is too small
Am I The Only One Finding These Posts Hilarious?

Lmao.
RomanceRe: Is Being A Bad Kisser Enough Reason To Break Up? by Dygeasy(m): 12:39pm On Oct 26, 2013
Harbosede02: funi,u guys can jst avoid kissing 4 sum tym,kissing is nt d only fin dat can be done in a relationship..mayb if u refuse 2 kiss im,he wud learn aw 2 kiss properly,bt dis 1 u want 2 dump im cos of d way he kisses u,don't u love im ni??
Refusing To Kiss Him Won't Make Him A Better Kisser. Infact It'd Only Make Him Ask Questions.

I'd Say You Resort To The Youtube Therapy, If Possible Download The Video, Send To His Phone Without His Knowledge Ofcourse. Ask Him Later If He Found Any Video On His Phone, If Yes Tell Him You'd Love To Be Kissed By Him The Way The Way The Guy In The Video Kissed The Girl.


Trust Me He'll Watch The Video And Even Practise And Rehearse Before Your Next Meeting.

At Least A Normal Guy Would If He's Serious About You.

Cheers! cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Sure Signs That Your Babe Will Cheat On You by Dygeasy(m): 12:29pm On Oct 26, 2013
Vivly: Humans are unpredictable! A girl with there characteristics you listed might still not cheat
Its No Rocket Science. Everything The OP Posted Above Are F+cking Correct.
RomanceRe: My Friend Is In Serious Trouble by Dygeasy(m): 12:27pm On Oct 26, 2013
Rotflmao
LiteratureRe: Tribulaciones: Sands Of Tomorrow. { Abu Mikey & Dygeasy } by Dygeasy(m): 10:15am On Oct 26, 2013
Mynd_44: **just passing**
Will You Sit Down? Hian!
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RomanceRe: Guys, Do You Respect Girls That Play Hard To Get After She Yields In? by Dygeasy(m): 9:55am On Oct 26, 2013
Danhumprey: You just said it all! What respecthuh A gal playing "hard-to-get" with me,oboy,I won't think twice before I dump her and on to the next. For God's sake,there are many other gals around to chose from.
You Can't Dump What You Haven't Got Bro.

cheesycheesy
LiteratureRe: Tribulaciones: Sands Of Tomorrow. { Abu Mikey & Dygeasy } by Dygeasy(m): 9:47am On Oct 26, 2013
Yo!

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