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Sijo01: Phones dead, lappy about to follow sute.

gat to go........hate to say goodbye

Tuchatuchatuchatuchatucha

Dannyxy: I no dey osho free,i go blackmail una o..i get pictures o,make una cme pay me o...hian,last warning...

U dey follow urself talk
Hian
U beta pay so u can join d club

larride: Come with me to the restroom. I forgot my wallet there.

Na lie u dey tell
Dis boi e can lie o
Na so u do dat gyel dat day
U jst finish am toilet
I no dey go
Bayi bayi

ItsModella: $1K for 2 hours...daz all. Do we have a deal? If you no agree, na your loss o.

2hrs?
Biko
These bois go don flatten d thing na
Last last I go take 30mins
Deal?

joeydozzy: Nne, someone told me you're giving ice cream lap dance for free


*settles himself on a seat*

Wey ur money?

manny4life: Really faster...

Faster?
Na jst one u don slam am wit and u dey talk faster
Abeg go wit ur broke tiny prick

Speakdatruth: dyt, mak i touch twinny i go pay u 2moro

I don't do credit
Come back tomorrow

larride: Its not my fault, my hand is glued

Wat do u mean
I go use slap scatter am for u na na

manny4life: In fact, I fast forward, NAME YOUR PRICE?

U are on it bro
Slam it wit those bundle of notes
Slam it
Let d money glue there ni o
Slam wit each bundle

manny4life: You harsh o...

In fact, here is $10,000... spraying it on you... touching unlimited.

Shakin bum bum faster

ItsModella: awww...too bad. Why na?

Oh ok.


10 seconds kwa? for what? wait, I wan understand...is your body made of gold? Does your lap produce diamond in quantum? I can't pay $1k for each person only to have them go for just 10 secs with you. No way biko.

And wat language is dis now
Tell me
Wat manner of cheating is dis
Na money I take package dis asssss
Oya mk we negotiate
How much u fit pay

manny4life: Closer?

Nne, can I increase it to $20 bills...?

One leg forward

larride: Oh yeah, this feels good.


Help, my hand is glued to this bum bum

Its over and u still touchin
Slaps him

Ishsoph: U just have to like Dyt, though her lapse is shrivelled out of age, but she aint old in heart. Ma'am how's the nursing home?

Pulls his trousers



Joey, I can saw u

manny4life: I can look but I cannot touch?

If I upgrade from $1 to $10, can I still touch?

Nope
Bt u can move closer

larride: Dyt, I want to touch your bum bum but I don't have any money, can I touch it just once I swear just once

Isimodella e haf drop a pack of $1k each for una
And dat money runs for jst 10secs
If u touch more dan 10secs
I can't say wetin go do u
Ur time starts now

Sijo01: watin my corocro eyes saw, my wide mouth cant fit talk it.

Te me
Pinches her

Speakdatruth: mi sef wnt lap dance o

U get money?
Abeg I no want those tear tear money o

Sijo01: Gangan, gangan!

U dey drum?

larride: What is this one saying

Which zone are you talking about?

Who be Jenifa

Fargin boi
Muchechechecheche

Sijo01: more than something. I was thingsssss.

Oya come closer
Te me wetin u saw

ItsModella: Daalu nna.


[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][color=#006600]Ewo, this one na tiger o. Boys in the house, where una dey? See free offer and una dey dull...ok na.

Which bois kwanu
Dem no get money jor

manny4life: Lap dance? Nke free...

Sprays pounds, $$$, euro... no naira

Don't touch my assss
U jst sprayed $1 and u want to touch
I ll jst slap u
Nonsense

larride: This is molestation


*running for my dear life.



Ishsoph abi, I go show that guy pepper

Oya touch

Pls can someone tell Cathaliya and Larinde to comot dem love for hia

Lanrinde, u no go enta zone
Forget all these things u dey do
Ask jelili

Sijo01: Haba, easy naw.

U see smth?

ItsModella: Odikwa veli deadly. Abeg wait make I call my guys...I can't view this alone.


I na fu ife Dyt na eme? I wan faint o, the heat dikwa too much.

Na money o
Call dem mk dem com spary
In fact free lap dance for all

larride: No, your shadow

Is dat why u angry?
Pulls his trousers like Ishsoph tot me

larride: Jesus

Close mouth jor
Shocks it wit tampoon

larride: Your beauty's crazy.
I watch you from the crowd.
Your voice is so amazing.
You make your momma proud.
I tried to send you flowers,
But you have no address
Your home is in my heart.
It's like you never left.
This is more than a crush,
More than a like,
More than a love,
Baby I'm making you mine,
And I ain't giving up

Na for me?

Sijo01: .....just talk say fuel don finish for your gen. I fit borrow you the 1 liter I buy.

No dey laugh

ItsModella: Hei, nekwanu mu o.

*dances to her rap*

Dyt, you shall live long.

*sprays naira, pounds, dollars, euro and all kinds of currencies on her*

See ginger
Pulls off shirt