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larride: You call this rap I will sue anybody that that nods to that trash.

*v face*
Drop ur own mk we see
Inuacha

larride: Jelili ko, Jenifa ni




You want a line also?

Mk we sample am na

Sijo01:
nor vex ma.....the tin sweet me as NEPA bring light.

No dey shoiut dat kain shout
Dis ur laughter get as e be o
Dey sound like wen petrol finish for my gen

ItsModella: Hello folks---Dyt, Sijo, Manny...wassup utunu?

*rapping in Igbo*
Modella d modella
Omalicha nwa
Atutu ne
Choi
D babe e too set
Abeg spray me money

Cathaliya: sssshhhh....na wetin na?

No lead d guy on
He no go enta promise land
Na so u do jelili

thegame: your case kor, your case ni.

Sorry bn troubling u lately
Nottin serious
Rubs his head

Sijo01: yeeeeeh, up NEPA!

Na why u come shout like dat
Ur scream don off my gen

Kuchekuchekuchekuche
Larride is goin d lane of Jelili
Muchechechecheche

Ishsoph: Erm, Sexytabhi is fresh and young and enough for me. Caseless wil help ur ministry when he comes.

No mk me cash am o
I go deform her for u straight up

caseless: *taps bum bum frm behind* hey, stop and dont slap me 4 tapping jst fleshy bum bum.

I missed it
Tap it more

Ishsoph: Lmao! Has her nurse in the old people's home forgoten her phone beside her?

Shakes bum bum

Dannyxy: What time is ultimate search again?

Ask google

larride: After eating a plate of expired beans, what do you expect

No b u gife me

mondi_cheeks: dyt u no well o

Mondi mondi


Where's dat caseless of a boi

Sneezes n farts

Ok o bro dream n ambition
Me I don leaf u o

Which means if u don't say hi for days, its gonna b dat way?

Den she's nt into u
Hop up ur games
Look elsewhere
U no get money, na so so dream n ambition u dey carry for head
*bends mouth*
Work harder bro

thegame: Mehn, this girl, u have a problem mehn. Why u dey carry another man car for head Na wa o. Such public display ehn...

Can't that guy just ask a simple question....and thank God he said he wasn't hating. obviously he's just a car lover. You on the other hand, you want something else than just to admire on this thread. Smh!

Dude on my case
Lmao

How often does she get ur attention?

Its easier said to mk one jealous?
Na wa for ur kind o

And all these dreams wey u type here so still no dey certain
O boy u are confused

She don tell u friendship na
Continue on dat level

Bt u cld try tellin her stuffs and doin things to make her jealous
If she responds positively, invite her over, mk her mad
And den apologise wit a hug, try kissing her, if she accepts den u know wat to do frm d kissing
Afta una don finish round one
Look into her eyes and tell her exactly wat u typed here

Thank me later

shady16: No hatin' please... Just curious o.

Why would a tyre worth 150k get torn at just entering a pothole? I've once driven in a 2002 C Benz with a second hand tyre you could afford at 4-5k, and I entered a rugged and deep pothole at a speed of 80-90 KM/H but absolute nothin went wrong with the tyre. How much more a tyre worth that amount? Hmmm...

He tore it himself
*raises eyebrow*

How?
Smiling
That's what I do when people ask if I am one

Soraya-Carvalho:
I guess so.. Apparently the guy's number is the last one she called

Pls pm me dat number
My hrt is racing
Pls dis got to be a joke
*am I crying already?*

It wz terrible
I almost fought a woman
The machine kept rejectin her card and it takes abt 20mins before it responds and she kept inserting
I was loosing my temper
I shouted at her
I cldnt even finish my own transaction sef
It wz so annoyin
I visited almost all the ATMs in Fagba today
It wz crazy

Vivly: you still dey this thread? ;-)

Na we we
Me sef dey plan order most expensive
I must to join the clique and leave thegame

thegame: judging by the number of replies you have on this thread, its not hard to see who the attention seeker is. GOH.

Bt nt urs
I hav d attention already
Hehehehhheheheheehe