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FoodRe: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by Dyt(f): 8:19pm On May 24, 2020
BlueRayDick:
Mo feran ora, pàápàá níbi furo ìsàlẹ̀ cool
You have killed me
Iyaf die patapata
FoodRe: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by Dyt(f): 8:19pm On May 24, 2020
iamoyindamola:
a guy came over to impress he was cooking ogbono as he claimed then he went online to steal another ogbono picture as his.
when he got busted he said and I quote" my ogbono is still on fire, so I used this to replace it"
grin
Guess who did?
Haaaaa
I don't want to guess oo

I caught ladyswitz and she hasn't posted since
And her lover, don't remember his name hasn't too

(I hope it's not cos of the akposy issue we both dragged )
FoodRe: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by Dyt(f): 8:10pm On May 24, 2020
iamoyindamola:
oh you don't know the gist grin
Over here please
Who did?

I started posting food not too long
I was hinted about stolen pictures and cos trouble is my hobby
I jumped on here
cheesy cheesy grin angry
FoodRe: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by Dyt(f): 8:05pm On May 24, 2020
andrewtosin:
You tried... You really really do. Come chop kiss first kiss
Na
Not in Rona season
FoodRe: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by Dyt(f): 7:54pm On May 24, 2020
andrewtosin:
Omo dáadáa. Táa bá fowó òtún bá omo wí, àá fòsì fàá móra.

Dyt come and help me translate in case he doesn't understand
Payperpost

He said and I quote

Good boy. If we use right hand to discipline a child, we will use left hand to embrace him

Pls I need to get paid for this translation
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 7:49pm On May 24, 2020
joudini:
This ogbono soup pic stealer is trying to ruin this thread.

FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 7:38pm On May 24, 2020
andrewtosin:
Dhuurr.
Na you sabi oh

Dyt come and see allegation oh...

FoodRe: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by Dyt(f): 7:14pm On May 24, 2020
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 7:11pm On May 24, 2020
queenfav:
When the right one comes, you won't even expect it
Keep hearing this over and over
Asif ayam ready
grin grin cheesy grin grin

However, I admire how you talk about his love
I can sense the sincerity from your write up

kiss kiss kiss
FoodRe: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by Dyt(f): 7:01pm On May 24, 2020
BlueRayDick:
I like fat. Especially in the backside region
Say it in your dialect
grin grin cheesy cheesy grin grin
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 6:59pm On May 24, 2020
queenfav:
lolz,this one is like an annoying sibling.Always in my hair, stealing my food and drinks after pretending not to be interested in my "sweet mouth things".
Dunno where y'all get these partners that love you crazy and act like babies

I keep meeting scumbags
angry angry angry
No I am not one
angry angry
grin grin
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 6:52pm On May 24, 2020
queenfav:
Grilled fish and boli...Before i could take pic, someone had stolen small from d fish *rolling my eyes
DH
cheesy cheesy grin grin

Some kinda love I crave
**shaking head in India style**
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 6:46pm On May 24, 2020
Ishilove:
Do you eat all these food you cook?

FoodRe: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by Dyt(f): 6:44pm On May 24, 2020
Ishilove
Get thee behind me
cheesy cheesy grin grin

FoodRe: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by Dyt(f): 6:41pm On May 24, 2020
andrewtosin:
Can't I use zoom and be meeting both of you? grin
Why not if not
Very allowed bro
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 6:41pm On May 24, 2020
iamoyindamola:
..... collapse
oshey heavy duty grin
Blueraydick
Can you see him
He just called me fat
cry cry cry cry


grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin
FoodRe: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by Dyt(f): 6:35pm On May 24, 2020
andrewtosin:
Now I know I'm wrong
Wo tosin fimile
Goan meet ibkayee
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 6:33pm On May 24, 2020
pippimp:
Did not mean to offend or assume. Then again it is a compliment. wink
I am not offended
I get to exclaim all the time
wink cheesy grin grin grin cheesy grin
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 6:26pm On May 24, 2020
ibkayee:
So thoughtful, whoever ends up with will be the luckiest person in the world, I'm jealous grin

FoodRe: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by Dyt(f): 6:24pm On May 24, 2020
andrewtosin:
At all... I'm not
Abi am I not right?
Very right bro
Very very
FoodRe: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by Dyt(f): 6:24pm On May 24, 2020
BlueRayDick:
Issokay. Just for u ba?

Just say u know, I don't like rice flour banku q tongue
I don't even like it too
I have never ever liked it sef
What is even banku?
But you wouldn't mind banana as a supplement
cheesy cheesy grin grin

And yes for no one else
Me, myself and I
Her royal majesty
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 6:22pm On May 24, 2020
andrewtosin:
Don't worry I will arrange your own later cheesy
Stop receiving order from the devil

FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 6:21pm On May 24, 2020

FoodRe: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by Dyt(f): 6:18pm On May 24, 2020
andrewtosin:
*applies sanitizer*

Shebi I know Ede road is not in Naija wink
Don't be deceived by my food
cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 6:16pm On May 24, 2020
andrewtosin:
This is for dinner

Cc Ibkayee

FoodRe: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by Dyt(f): 6:14pm On May 24, 2020
iamoyindamola:
I have another way of pronouncing it but let me keep it to myself... today is eid
Yidayaaaaaaa
grin cheesy cheesy grin grin grin

andrewtosin:
it's ordinary sneeze o jare... By the way, according to some people, there is Rona no dey Naija grin
If you say so
**sneezes, hugss**

But I no dey Naija oo
Now don't run away
grin grin cheesy
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 6:12pm On May 24, 2020
pippimp:
You are funny. But seriously, get the skipping rope. Skipping gives you a total workout regimen. It can be hard at first but like everything in life, the more you do it the easier it becomes. Start now while you are young. The rewards are invaluable and unquantifiable.
Young?
cheesy cheesy grin grin
Ok sire
I will do my best

Mariangeles:
grin grin grin grin grin

emi ti mo tele pé nkan ti won ma so niyen, oun ni o je ki n post e tele...e de prove mi right

Bi awon oyinbo se n je niyen
grin
Mo love eee
I sprinkle pepper on mine

Very similar to something I love grin cheesy cheesy grin grin grin cheesy grin grin
FoodRe: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by Dyt(f): 6:01pm On May 24, 2020
iamoyindamola:
idayat is ancient and outdated, please don't take offense abeg
The sound of that name from my mouth/lips will never make you sound the ancient in it..

Extreme ancient but verbally tantalizing

That being that comes with people asking me to say my name again cos of its over sweetness to the ears

Like cheese/butter melting on a chicken
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 5:57pm On May 24, 2020
Mariangeles:
Oh...OK
If you had left the eggs to poach on the sauce, that's shakshuka

Like this one I made one time
All of you using plantain to womiloju
God is watching y'all

See soft boiled plantain na
Pelu eyin half done

My father my father
FoodRe: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by Dyt(f): 5:55pm On May 24, 2020
BlueRayDick:
Unfortunately I don't. I'm a born and bred Lagosian. I talk "mide...mide" as a Lagosian
It's sexy
Get it jor
Even if it's to form
Just for me tongue tongue

iamoyindamola:
lol...I mean we were in the food thread before not derailers.
Thanks for the heads up, maybe I will name my child nura when I born I love the name
I didn't want us derailing cos some of us there ain't nice
cheesy cheesy grin grin
There are new beautiful Muslim names sha
Hope you name one Idayat, we are exceptional....

andrewtosin:
Lol...
I no get o jare... Gimme the hug
You trust me that much?
**sneezes**
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 5:52pm On May 24, 2020
pippimp:
Like my old supervisor once said to me eons ago, "that pain you felt or are feeling is the weakness leaving your body".
I have been thinking of one too
Since lockdown,
My regular climbing staircase and standing for at least 6hours a day has been reshuffled to sitting grin, I can even feel my back is like mountain already cheesy cheesy grin grin, even the fasting didn't help at all

I would get a skipping rope
I hope the ground I jump on don't...........
FoodRe: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by Dyt(f): 5:49pm On May 24, 2020
andrewtosin:
What's Rona? huh
You meant Rona wey get "Co" at the back?
Hahahaha
We blacks play too much
We abbreviated it already
Rona Rona
cheesy cheesy grin grin grin

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