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FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 11:16am On May 23, 2020
pocohantas:
Na why I ask you. Most Yorubas are both Muslim and Christians. Lol @ drama group. I joined the choir way back and they chased me out. grin
Don't just mind me jor

BlueRayDick:
grin

Just go and join Òkè Tude already. Prophet Samsudeen Saka of Òkè Tude practices Chrislam and reads from the two holy books

Maybe u will head their welfare department and be frying banana for first timers cheesy
The people in my life sometimes wonder and shake head for me
The days I post quotes from Bible, same me post and recite Quran verses and some are like, Idayat, the only one remaining is for you to practice the third one and I say, I believe in herbs than pills cos I make agbo myself. I cook lime, ginger, bay leaf and all. They are tired of me
**shrugs**

iamoyindamola:
Fantabulous shocked shocked
I am doing well
I have my praying mat beside my bed and I do my daily
grin grin :Dprayers
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 10:31am On May 23, 2020
pocohantas:
Lol. I can imagine. I knew it was impulse and you are not even one to take things that serious. Not everyone is like you o.
Life is too short my sister
Make I sha survive 2020 first cheesy cheesy

pocohantas:
It is a long holiday. Do they share meat in this one?
We have been on long damn holiday
angry angry

No meat this time

I guess meat will come in 2 or 3 months
Honestly I dunno how it works

I am both Muslim and Christian
I go to church, in fact I am in the drama group
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 10:20am On May 23, 2020
pocohantas:
You done cause trouble finish for FP, come dey find pancake. cheesy cheesy
I was too hungry and tired to think of what to write
I just wrote what came in my head at that time and I expect others to follow

Alas, they decided to pounce on me and prove how truly entitled they are

Not like I care
**shrugs**
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Dyt(f): 9:49am On May 23, 2020
iamoyindamola:
We don't do that here angry
Go to the shekpe or scummies thread
Oh
He an asssnal fan
One of 'em

I'm about throw the lashes I used on mukina2 on you
grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Woman by Dyt(op): 9:31am On May 23, 2020
Dande55:
You little rats always feel that vainglorious when you think a woman has been subdue or over powered or cowered to your satisfaction, cos according to You, the op was not able to challenge you cos she has been subdued. This is the utmost priority of an average nigga, always competing with women. Lool
Why wouldn't I kiss you?
Just tell me why
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 9:00am On May 23, 2020
iamoyindamola:
But this you doubting undecided
Get on with the food then cheesy
Pancake on mind tho
grin cheesy cheesy grin
FamilyRe: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Woman by Dyt(op): 8:47am On May 23, 2020
Nonsoboy4life:
U know the rules..u would have atleast chatted with him privately than breaking the rules on same thread u created yourself...quite appealing
You sound so pained that I didn't reply mentions of your likes on the issue

Na una get una problem
I said what I said

Add yours or just look and pass
FamilyRe: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Woman by Dyt(op): 8:42am On May 23, 2020
Nonsoboy4life:
You created a thread and same u is derailing it... Awesome undecided undecided
That's cos life isn't what you take it

Easy
Chill
Relax
Drink enough water
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Dyt(f): 8:41am On May 23, 2020
fredoooooo:
She's in my house .. in za oza room grin
Long time bro .. how every everything?

FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 8:40am On May 23, 2020
iamoyindamola:
You didn't wake for sahud?
Na
Some days I don't
But I get through
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 8:37am On May 23, 2020
iamoyindamola:
iyaff not ela for you we continue till tomorrow tongue
Oh well
If I can hold it in till 9pm
If not I eat ooo

I don try
**picking teeth**
FamilyRe: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Woman by Dyt(op): 8:35am On May 23, 2020
xynerise:
I tell you. But this face mask thing is dangerous to the health o. No fresh air
I stepped out to the city first time since March yesterday and I was going crazy
I couldn't breathe shittt

Mehn I took off the damn thing angry angry
FamilyRe: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Woman by Dyt(op): 7:59am On May 23, 2020
xynerise:
Let me wash my face to read again grin


I don tire for this Lockdown abeg. I survive on Interstate movement. They should ease that one jor. Hungry don finish me here
My broda
Motto e haf change
Survival is it

If I can survive 2020
God gat me all through the ones to come
FamilyRe: Is Nairaland Anti-women ? by Dyt(f): 7:50am On May 23, 2020
sisisioge:
I once met someone with a very big mouth here and was shocked....I was expecting him to be taller than the roof in means and attitude grin grin
You are mean
cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
FamilyRe: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Woman by Dyt(op): 7:49am On May 23, 2020
xynerise:
Well, I am expecting the humour grin

How family o jare? smiley
Expecting?
Cant you see it already ni cheesy cheesy grin grin

Family dey oo
We open 2 eyes dey look the world
grin grin cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Woman by Dyt(op): 7:45am On May 23, 2020
xynerise:
grin grin. You don change?


lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Well maybe
I added more humor to my sense
cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
FamilyRe: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Woman by Dyt(op): 7:43am On May 23, 2020
xynerise:
I have been dodging Covid-19 my dear. grin

Nice to see your hips face again
You never gonna change anyway

She you don marry now? tongue tongue tongue
FamilyRe: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Woman by Dyt(op): 7:39am On May 23, 2020
xynerise:
From experience? grin
How you been?
Been long buddy
FamilyRe: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Woman by Dyt(op): 6:20am On May 23, 2020
ahnie:
I'm doing excellently great...and you?
Congratulations ma'am.
No
I am not preggy
cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin
FamilyRe: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Woman by Dyt(op): 6:19am On May 23, 2020
2buffagain:
Dyt baby whats up? tongue
It's been ages.
I am trying to crack headnuts

Well it's been decades
undecided undecided undecided
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 7:05pm On May 22, 2020
BlueRayDick:
Banana yi Noni grin
Oooinnn
grin grin
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 6:53pm On May 22, 2020
Ramadan haf finish

FamilyRe: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Woman by Dyt(op):
I SAID WHAT I SAID AND Y'ALL SHOULD STAY OFF MY MENTION
IF YOU ARE SO DUMB TO UNDERSTAND, THAT'S Y'ALL PROBLEM AND NOT MINE

IF YOU DON'T AGREE, SAY/WRITE YOURS AND WAKA PASS

DON'T COMAN STRESS ME PLEASE


ahnie:
What's the occasion dyt,?
Hormones I guess
cheesy cheesy grin

How you been pretty woman?
FamilyThe Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Woman by Dyt(op): 11:49am On May 22, 2020
Never ever
I mean never settle for an entitled man

angry angry angry
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 11:46am On May 22, 2020
Plead:
Seems like you made them lightweight.

My meat pies are always heavy so even if you eat only two or three and drink water you’ll be filled even if you have drum as stomach.

cheesy
This one na to choke person oo
grin grin cheesy cheesy

Afiyet olsun (enjoy your meal)
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 11:35am On May 22, 2020
Plead:
Five meat pies? Ewo
Highest I’ve eaten is 3 meat pies at a go.

grin
8
He will even say I made them small that I should try making bigger ones

Dude is a foody
grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 11:29am On May 22, 2020
Plead:
@dyt na una eyes these fish rolls take many oh

I Dey use 4-5 fish rolls take drink tea at once grin
cheesy cheesy
Flashback on how my ex will eat like 8 meatpies in one sitting
Dude was a glutton and gourmand same time
grin cheesy cheesy
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 8:54am On May 22, 2020
Plead:
Meat is damn costly over here oh.
Ingredients for meat pie are expensive grin


Thanks for the compliment btw wink
But did you eat all these alone?
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 8:36am On May 22, 2020
Plead:
I’ve been craving for fish roll ever since but because of lockdown I couldn’t do anything so immediately wike lifted lockdown yesterday I bought Ingredients.

I wanted to make meat pie but I don’t have money for the ingredientsgrin
Dayyumm
I want some
I do want some

Fasting is ending today
I can decide to go into the kitchen any damn time of the day

And no
Ingredients for meat pie isn't expensive
You could use just potato, meat and carrot for the filling
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 8:34am On May 22, 2020
Akeem79:
Fried rice has only one method tongue

every other methods are just preparing jollof rice or concoction rice grin
Epele o method man

Goan cook your japanese/Chinese meal oga
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 7:27am On May 22, 2020
Hathor5:
You are trouble. grin
He lying and he knows it
**shrugs**

BlueRayDick:
I believe he's teasing, going by the wink emoji in his post.
He better be cos I am about to go furious on his lying assss
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 7:10am On May 22, 2020
pippimp:
Nope. 50.
So let's assume you married at age 20
You mean you are 70?


Dunno why some of y'all think people on here are dumb
Old man just let it rest

Hathor5 and Blueraydick

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