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NextD18 and Under16
Both of you are fooools

How hard is it to read BANANA not plantain
Awon unfortunate fellows

Under16:
Madam it's not by force to fry plaintain. Abi did u smash the plantation too?

Retarrrd

My home made Ewa agoyin and fried banana

temi4fash:
You no go kill person.

How did make the chicken?

Pepper mixed with salt and seasoning.
Marinated the chicken with it
Put in the oven for about 40 mins as I like it dry
Lobatan

My banana melted cos it's not green
But chop and belch
*licking lips*

Nnemuka:
I concur to that pic but you got that picture of me wrong
That is Dyt

Ok
I laughed now


Let me come back later if it will still be funny


But for the mean time
Let me laugh at my big arms, thick neck and big stomach

Grilled chicken
Roasted BANANA
Chips

Been a while
Not had good food in days
Moving can be crazy

Join me
Banku, Okro and fish

Betcrusher:
because of potatoes and egg.

I actually laughed out loud cos I imagined your facial expression


Food is food
If I see yam chop
I go dance on top car sef

NextD18:
I'm ego-satisfied now.

So get lost!!!

You didn't need to shout fuuuullll
Now go take a glass of warm water to make your lungs chill

NextD18:
You needed it?

To satisfy your ego

NextD18:
Someone call him unfortunate even without being quoted, instead of you to correct her and call for peace as you early preached in your epistle. You welcome it.

Smh!

Why didn't you quote me directly?

Teespice
Let it slide, he's already unfortunate

sulips:
no be small funny thread, seems the guy is a gold mine and a lucky one just found the only keys to the mine

Anyway sha lemme continue to observe, a funny thread it is
Abeg am sneezing don't come near me oo

Under16:
Na una way na envy and jealousy. I am very sure the guy's head is swelling seeing all the scramble for his attention. No I am not leaving this thread anytime soon. This thread is a stage, drama filled.

Pls gimme direct link(page) to the drama

**rubbing palms**

Mariangeles:
If you be like me wey no too like beans, you go definitely like fried beans
For those nairaland guys wey dey always say "make we fry beans?", make una come chop

It goes perfect with fried plantain, bread, pap or whatever...

I love fried beans
E go come leeee for inside mouth


Muchechecheche

Under16:
Very funny thread only one person tensioning the thread. Started reading 4m page 1 now I am tired. Make I go chop my wife food abeg

To over 1800 pages?

No chop am
Dey chop the ones on your screen
Lick am

Akposy:
Freshly baked banana bread.

This went down with hot tea to burn any corona

Modified.
Don't mind the pics. I'm honing my baking skills and learning food photography

You are doing well my broda

pocohantas:
Hehehehe. I can totally relate. A lot of our food na just carbohydrate, person go just dey gather body fat. One has to be careful sha. To gain weight is easy, to burn it is a problem.

Just take am easy, from belle, e go start to enter your arms and face.

We die dia

Mariangeles:
Pâté sableé
Hors d'oeuvre

bu ne demek?
bir tür yemek?

pocohantas:
Dyt well done o. You think you are doing me?
You’ll soon become a size 16 like me.

E be like so oo
Cos my size 14 trousers don dey tear from under

Yen yen yen
It's just the buttocks jare

Me that I was amazed looking at my buuutttt from the mirror yesterday
I say hey gawd, you are doing well
Only for me to turn and look at my tummy
I shook my head and tried sulking it in

BlueRayDick:
As e dey hot

Don't near any weighing scale for now ó....cos if u do wetin the scale go dey show u will reject it

My broda
I can feel my weight by myself


Will shed it
When we resume work, everything go set again but for the time been...

I chop anything choppable

Brunch
Spag
Chopped goat head
Fried banana

Orange and banana to go with it
**picking teeth**

eyinjuege:


I will try this one day.
For now, corona has emptied all the shops so I just have some old soft bananas at home, probably spoilt sef.

Don't forget to tell me when you do

Waiting for reviews

eyinjuege:
You've been saying this fried banana thing, but I just assumed you meant plantain. I didnt know one could fry bananas.
Is it healthier than plantain?
Is the taste different from plantain?

Lol
That's what I use oo
No plantain so I use green banana

It tastes good in my mouth


I don't get yam too
So I use potatoes for my porridge

I cannot shout ooo
If I no say na banana, no one will know ooo

ibkayee:
I don’t know the details, but I’ve heard that a a good portion of the world is semi lactose intolerant, which apparently means you have trouble digesting this specific thing called lactose, that’s commonly found in dairy products. I’m not a medical expert however, I just heard that it’s allegedly pretty common

I googled it

ibkayee:
Lol you might be semi lactose intolerant and don’t even know it, in that case, yes it can

Pls break it down
My head isn't working

Late dinner
Fried banana and egg

Had chocolate all day
**does choc make one bloated?**

That's the remain of a pack of 24
There is kuku God oo

pocohantas:
Who knows this?

Tanfinrin I think. It made my childhood.

They’ll give me offering money for church, I will put half and suppress the rest to buy it. Kinda nostalgic...

Looks like dokua
It's Hausa snack

Dunno
But looks like it

konkonbilo:
Eyah.. Pele. No yam and egg where you're located??

I think it is
Just crazy expensive
Our pipo like to increase 100%

konkonbilo:

I miss yam and egg ooo

Nannyservices:
Breakfast
This should go round

Dodo and fish missing

pocohantas:
E remain. I didn’t finish the salad too, looked like something for a vegetarian. I told them to package my chicken, left with it. Would eat later.

Good cooks always got something to complain about if it isn't their food or mums'