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is this love
No woman no cry

Blueeyedboi: ...how do I get across to you so I'll buy you a drink at the end of the season....maybe I'll be able to convert you to a united fan.....who knows

Wait
Are u scoping a married lady?

Blueeyedboi: .....damn!!!!!...shouldn't have started this in the first place

Muchechechecheceh

Wish I have funny giffs of manure
U makin my day

keandre: [color=#0099ff]PSG 2-0 Barcelona[/color]

Knocks him

Boys
Make me proud
Barca for life

Blueeyedboi: ....ok fine bring it on...I don't usually do this with a lady but calling my beloved club MANURE is way over the top....no handshakes till you take it back en apologise to a 3-time european champion..

Laughing so hard and stamping foot
My belle
Oh gawd
Buhahahahhahahahahahahahaha
3 time european champions ko
Proove it now na
Relegation last last
Don't let that number 7 abi 8 deceive una, that's gonna be the point u will hold on to, is it 7/8 sef
I choose Qpr over manure

Blueeyedboi: ....this is so uncool....one moment I thought I saw a lady that made my day, the next moment I got a harsh reality check...I give up!!!...

Am sorry bro
Jst the excitement u are a manure fan ni
*handshake?

English
Yoruba
Pidgin


Abuse in igbo and calabar

Blueeyedboi: .......I'm a man utd fan though..

Laughing like an over excited india lady
Clapppin hands and closing eye pointing fingers

Kuchechechechechecheche

iammo6: shey na wetin me ask u be dat niii?...how many times have u written JAMB?? dont lie cos all liars shall go to hell fire

Ask?
Was that a question?
Don't derail
Go get ready for tonights champions league
Bai bia

iammo6: lemme see a pic of u

I masculine
Got the 6packs u don't have
Muscles everywhere
Yam leg
Athlete build abi wetin dem call am

iammo6: ....i get where u are coming from. You mean, you like their muscles, the way their thing dangle inbtw their legs..huh

Who has time to look at those
Footy is fun
I might not know names, fouls, corners et all
Bt I sure know what a good football is
Hisses
Pls face front
*moju*

iammo6: you must be a lover BBA...shey

BBA ko
Project frame ni

Go jor
I love football jor

iammo6: chai!!! now i think u are the person the OP was talking about

Sorry
I meant lampard




My crush for boateng na him cause am ooo

Its enuf o, dunno why y'all laughin now
Frowns

iammo6: dunno what u talking about oooo...which Boateng are referring to?

Rolls eyes
Man city na

*picks phone to call hubby, askin who scored for man city against chelsea*

Odunharry: chaii...Na my Belove club(Man u) u dy beef like that o,chaii

dnt worry,barca wont win today n i wont 4get to quote u after the match

e be lyk u lyk cute coach..
Simeone na Agbero jo..can fight anybdy

Man u fans *in jenifas voice*
*ROTFLMAO*

Leicester was tha bomb, I kept screaming and jumping and Boateng spoilt it all for chelsea too
2saturdays ago was simply like the best and to crown it all, my boys beat the hell outta getafe abi who sef
*tummy rumbling, laughter*

Natural beef for man u mehn
Muchechechehechecheche

Odunharry: that good....i guess Barca is ur no.1 sport team...cntact messi n neymar to play well cos i am thinking of playing a bet

Number 1 ever
We rule spain
Haters goan die

Bt smtyms these boys jst ruins ones mood, I don't like to watch my match, jst scores

I love to see either chelsea or Man u thrashed, its so much fun, I get all smiling and jumpy

Anyday, anytime, gimme Barca
Athletico too cos of diego simeone, bobo yen hawt
Bayern, pep *kisses*

Odunharry: buhahahahah....no use laff kill me
u want mk ur husband team lose....Shey 9ja ni bobo yen part got me rotflmao

Abi na
When he said ololade
I said that's a yoruba name
Na so the guy shout say that's what dey call him
Oxlade chambelin abi wetin he call am

He will say, u don't know footy enuf, u better don't go out sayin all these

Bt trust me, I love football, names no no no no no

macklef: I dare you jareh. Tell the gist if u can.

U like her already
Shior

Me: yes footy time
Hubby: looks at me and takes the remote
Me: arsenal ati taniyen
Hubby: shey ori oruko ni
Me: asks him again
Hubby: with a bit agression spurs
Me: spurs, grabs remote frm him, yes totteham
Hubby: hisses
Me: boring match bt I want spurs to win
Hubby: raises eyebrow
Me: spurs scores, goal, screaming
Son: goalllllllll
Hubby: will u both keep quiet, why disturbing
Me: laughing
Son: laughing
Hubby:murmuring, arsenal can like to spoil mood
Me: check what barcelona is playing na
Hubby: hisses, its 5-0
Me: shouts, yes my boys are good


Me: goal, picks phone abt to update
Hubby: offside jor
Me: ehn ehn
Hubby: goal, I said it, both team to score
Me: who scored?
Hubby: ololade
Me: shey niagerian ni, boboyen ojo naija na
Hubby: quiet
Me: o de soro na, shey naija ni
Hubby: shouts oxlade, fimile

Me: boateng niyen abi?
Hubby: am hungry, pls mk me fresh meal
Me: frowns and goes to the kitchen

sys007: Thanks for the reply.
How double trouble am I in? 6weeks, seriously? I simply followed the instructions posted on the Immigration website and that's all.

What I find difficult to understand is, why is there a pricing inconsistency between what you can get at their offices and the one posted on Immigration website?

Clears throat
Actually I dunno

Ignore my post, go there with all necessary doc tomorrow
Goodluck

Pls come back to give feedback, don't forget to tag me so I can come read ur experience
Do have agood night rest

Rapaltar: Rate this brain

0.00000000000000001

Hauneg: Unbelievable,right
That one na story for another day.
Pls how to I reply yhu directly.The way yhu do reply mine Kinda a newbie in the game.
Good Morning @ dytbabe.

Good morning dear

Use the quote option and write what u wanna write

There are
[quote author and[/quote]U start writing either before [quote author OR after[/quote]

macklef: Yinmu, as if u havnt done d same thing.

Infact I have done more foolish things
Bt won't sit here and watch a fellow woman goin thru some shitty things all cos of a guy, if I had someone talk senses into me then, am sure I wldnt have even gone further

Nonsense and ingredient things
*frowns*

Its not so easy especially if its one u loved, even the ones that comes as rebound won't make no impact, only u can help ursef trust me
No matter how hard u try not to do things to mk u rem him, u will find ursef lost in his thoughts.
Get a diary/someone to talk abt him to
Its normal to feel that gush all over again
Cry if need be
If u get so busy, the time u less busy, u will almost choke with his thoughts.

Same thing everyone advices, get busy, delete in contacts, stay away frm emotionsl/movie/musics, hang out often with frnds and lastly open up, do not lock up

rawpadgin: u are in LOST

U have actually LOST the dude

Hauneg: Thanks Dearie.Na Run Away Boyfriend I Dey Follow Follow Oooh
Wetin Man Pikin Go Do.Love Matter Just Hook We For Neck

Wait
U mean u actually wanna risk it?
The money?
Time?
Security?
For a man?

Mehn he must worth diamond ooo

macklef: Runz babe, is that where u are getting coins u saving for ur iphone 6

U sure wanna cry to slp tonight abi
Bt I will save the day
Go in peace

Oh well u have to weigh security too
Bt the least of those good ones shld be abt 10k
I know say na ur partner u wan com cash

So she knows what Jesus looks like?
Awon eletan dede
Ematan ra yin nisho
Shior

Jst like mine too