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Romance / Re: Guys Before You Marry That Yellow Pawpaw Without Brain. Read This by Dzzzz: 12:49pm On Mar 31
My yellow pawpaw hey brain
Family / Re: My Erotic Ordeal With A Cheating GF. Please Read And Learn by Dzzzz: 8:55am On Mar 31
Oizee:
I wasn't seeing clearly before, I understood perfectly now. Your summary was topnotch and easier understood....
I don't think she can hire you, I need to say something nice to u to avoid my head being hammer
..๐Ÿ˜’
Family / Re: My Erotic Ordeal With A Cheating GF. Please Read And Learn by Dzzzz: 7:03am On Mar 31
Oizee:
abeg pity me.
..Oya read am again make you tell me wataguan..
Family / Re: My Erotic Ordeal With A Cheating GF. Please Read And Learn by Dzzzz: 1:11am On Mar 31
Oizee:
u tried but i doubt she will hire you..... U added to my migraine.....
..So all this you no understand nada??...Bring your head I get nail and hammer make I position ya brain๐Ÿ˜‚
Family / Re: My Erotic Ordeal With A Cheating GF. Please Read And Learn by Dzzzz: 11:47am On Mar 30
Oizee:
u tried but i doubt she will hire you..... U added to my migraine.....
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Family / Re: My Erotic Ordeal With A Cheating GF. Please Read And Learn by Dzzzz: 11:38pm On Mar 29
labake1:
Job vacancy

I am looking for someone that can summarize the above post.
Salary is attractive
..He see girl,he like,he buy phone,he toast,he Bleep,he love,he do shopping,he pay rent,she do birthday,he do paranran,she bring sister,he pay for lodge,she see man friend,he carry her to club,she see pretty mike,she no go house,man friend pay another day for lodge,bf call,she cut call,she call bf,he vex,he para,he cut relationship,she beg,he remember yansh,he call,he drink,he smoke,she say no yansh,he say yansh please,she say small small,he Bleep,he see ring for yansh,she go,he block her,he advice us..The End...I try Na ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Family / Re: My Erotic Ordeal With A Cheating GF. Please Read And Learn by Dzzzz: 11:31pm On Mar 29
Foodqueen:
What's there to learn actually.

Did u write that u gave her 2.5m for bd celebration or what
..๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚this slowpoke thinks heโ€™s wise ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚..She loyal so Na the birthday she change?..This guy Na Ekuke.

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Romance / Re: I Need A Female fvck Buddy by Dzzzz: 11:18pm On Mar 29
But normally if man dey Bleep woman asshole.There is a probability you fit Bleep man yansh..
Food / Re: I Received My Own Share Of Palliatives From Dangote Foundation In Birnin Kebbi by Dzzzz: 3:59pm On Mar 29
blacknp:
You can smell my mouth through a phone that you are using?

What kind of confused thing is this for Christ sake?
..In other word,I can feel the stupidity and lack of sense from miles away..
Food / Re: I Received My Own Share Of Palliatives From Dangote Foundation In Birnin Kebbi by Dzzzz: 2:55pm On Mar 29
blacknp:
Like wetin your children dey ask you today abi?
My son knows daddy is hustling to get this pay..But you done line up today for rice..You done work Na ba?..
Food / Re: I Received My Own Share Of Palliatives From Dangote Foundation In Birnin Kebbi by Dzzzz: 2:46pm On Mar 29
blacknp:
Bad belle Obidients with no joy. https://www.scholarafrika.com/dangote-group-foundation-scholarship-for-africans-session-for-msc-bsc-and-phd/.
Just remember when your children askโ€daddy what did you doโ€..
Food / Re: I Received My Own Share Of Palliatives From Dangote Foundation In Birnin Kebbi by Dzzzz: 2:43pm On Mar 29
Food / Re: I Received My Own Share Of Palliatives From Dangote Foundation In Birnin Kebbi by Dzzzz: 2:39pm On Mar 29
blacknp:
Hello Nwokem!!!
..Sup
Food / Re: I Received My Own Share Of Palliatives From Dangote Foundation In Birnin Kebbi by Dzzzz: 2:39pm On Mar 29
[quote author=blacknp post=129168630][/quote]..E shock you๐Ÿ˜‚
Food / Re: I Received My Own Share Of Palliatives From Dangote Foundation In Birnin Kebbi by Dzzzz: 2:38pm On Mar 29
Vinnie2000:


Learn to Ignore F00ls. ๐Ÿ™

No follow P1gs dey rub body for Mud. ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜’
..I will let him be..

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Food / Re: I Received My Own Share Of Palliatives From Dangote Foundation In Birnin Kebbi by Dzzzz: 2:37pm On Mar 29
blacknp:
Why Dangote free rice dey pain you like this na?, abi as usual with una we the Oga mentality, you feel the rice should have been delivered to Eastern Nigeria first?
..And if you must know I am not igbo or neither do I come from the east.

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Food / Re: I Received My Own Share Of Palliatives From Dangote Foundation In Birnin Kebbi by Dzzzz: 2:33pm On Mar 29
blacknp:
Bad belle Obidient with no joy, Enemies of The Federal Republic of Nigeria.

You must wail over everything, evennAliko Dangoteโ€™s kind gesture with his own money, you must wail?

Haba, damned if you do, damned if you donโ€™t, Gringory Obi go donate borehole for north to Almijiris, you dey praise am?
..Like I said hunger enslaves a lot and I donโ€™t blame you..I wonder what will happen when 10kg done finish!

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Food / Re: I Received My Own Share Of Palliatives From Dangote Foundation In Birnin Kebbi by Dzzzz: 2:31pm On Mar 29
blacknp:
Bad belle Obidient with no joy, you are whining over a gift Aliko Dangote gave to others for free?

Let me assume that you are angry because they never deliver your own bag of rice yet.
..If you remove food from your life.You will see how long they been playing you..They use food to enslave the people am thatโ€™s how it keeps going around but if slave like you no dey the world no go balance.

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Food / Re: I Received My Own Share Of Palliatives From Dangote Foundation In Birnin Kebbi by Dzzzz: 2:27pm On Mar 29
blacknp:
Food stamps indeed, Dangoteโ€™s free gift to you, na government policy?

You can turn food stamps to money, you can also turn the bag of rice to money also.
Did you even read what was written or you just chose to spit rubbish from that toilet of a mouth,I can smell through the phone?

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Food / Re: I Received My Own Share Of Palliatives From Dangote Foundation In Birnin Kebbi by Dzzzz: 2:25pm On Mar 29
Geovanni412:


Yes, food stamps work in a different manner compared to this

BUT

The overall goal is to help poor people feed, hence why they can be classified tgeda as palliatives

Issue here is whilst food stamps have clear eligibility criteria based on statistics

Palliatives here in Nigeria have no known eligibility criteria. It is not a program, just based on vibes and luck hence why people die in stampedes to collect it.
..Comrade you talk sense..Ours has a political vibe to it and not just to help but to gain credit for nothing..

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Food / Re: I Received My Own Share Of Palliatives From Dangote Foundation In Birnin Kebbi by Dzzzz: 2:19pm On Mar 29
blacknp:
Bad belle Obidient with no joy, you are whining over a gift Aliko Dangote gave to others for free?

Let me assume that you are angry because they never deliver your own bag of rice yet.
..They know itโ€™s the beggars association of Nigeria that need it the most and the less privileged like you...

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Food / Re: I Received My Own Share Of Palliatives From Dangote Foundation In Birnin Kebbi by Dzzzz: 2:13pm On Mar 29
blacknp:
Bad belle filled Obidient, na borehole Gringory Obi go donate for Northern Nigeria, even palm oil e no give em people for East?

Stingy man.
If you donโ€™t know we live by principles..Well I wonโ€™t blame you cause you have 43 children and still 20yrs old so taking the rice is your birthright..After tonight you win wallow in your stupidity and bask in shame as your generation foolishly ate 10kg of rice in 2days

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Food / Re: I Received My Own Share Of Palliatives From Dangote Foundation In Birnin Kebbi by Dzzzz: 2:09pm On Mar 29
blacknp:
Bitter filled bad belle Obidient, no wonder your portion is to drink garri with your last money.
...You sold your generation for 10kg of rice..My generation will always know their father was never a beggar..

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Food / Re: I Received My Own Share Of Palliatives From Dangote Foundation In Birnin Kebbi by Dzzzz: 2:05pm On Mar 29
Geovanni412:


Even in USA they have palliatives

They call it food stamps

The problem with palliatives here in Nigeria is there is no structure on how to distribute it fairly. It seems like another avenue to loot more funds.
..Food stamps cannot be compared to this my brother..FOODSTAMPS can be turned over for money..FOODSTAMPS come every month and with that you still buy back into the economy of the state using it..

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Food / Re: I Received My Own Share Of Palliatives From Dangote Foundation In Birnin Kebbi by Dzzzz: 2:02pm On Mar 29
ManirBK:
pls why positive development irritates you peaple
..If you can call this positive development then your under spiritual attack..Someone who used his last money to drink garri is far more better than you..You are a lost cause and generations upon generations will never forget the day their father sold them for 10kg of rice..Idiot..

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Romance / Re: "I Got Her Number, What's Next?" by Dzzzz: 6:58pm On Mar 26
jeromestarks:

Now I see say all of una Na de same thing una be.


Una mind no go touch ground insha Allah.
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Romance / Re: "I Got Her Number, What's Next?" by Dzzzz: 3:15pm On Mar 26
Send us her number make we help you yansh am
Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Take A Bullet For Your Girlfriend? See Funny Reaction by Dzzzz: 3:13pm On Mar 26
Make she even dey pregnant for me I wonโ€™t still take the bullet.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Wants Us To Take A Break by Dzzzz: 3:08pm On Mar 26
Bobo find your Square root.

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