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Romance / Re: I'm A Female. I Want To Go And Hustle In Abuja. Do You Have An... by Dzzzz: 9:43pm On Feb 15
HanisahZuwy:
I don't get you please. I only have one Sim in this my phone that I'm using.
..May I ask what kinda of hustle?

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Giving Me Attitude Because I Didn't Celebrate Valentine by Dzzzz: 9:16pm On Feb 15
Supremedrizzy:
Women can be really funny at times and take frivolous things serious. My girlfriend came around to stay with me for a while, so she was kinda of expecting that we would celebrate Val or stuff but unfortunately I am low on funds cos I just settled some bills earlier this month.

After work today, I just bought only 1k palm wine because we enjoy taking it together, but I observed she was a bit moody. I just faced my front cos I had just 5k on me and I still have about 2weeks to go till the next pay day so I am being very prudent with it.

She kept making side comments about how other ladies would be receiving gifts from their boyfriends by now and other sarcastic talks. She lager opened up this night about how today is her worst val ever and it's more of a haters day for her. I told her to calm down, after all we have celebrated Val for the past two years very well so she shouldn't be upset about us not going out today. She insisted that it's not about us going out but I couldn't even get her fish or meat, I simply told her that I can't afford anything now and she's been giving me the cold shoulder.
..I quote”worst Val ever”and you think she’s talking about the last 2yrs una spend 😂😂😂You suppose use Kolanut do meat tonight.
Romance / Re: There Is No Legit Way Of Getting Rich In Nigeria by Dzzzz: 9:14pm On Feb 15
There is a legit way of making money but it will either lead to stroke or death..Bricklaying,Cutting of bush,Hawking Gala and many more.

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Romance / Re: I'm A Female. I Want To Go And Hustle In Abuja. Do You Have An... by Dzzzz: 9:08pm On Feb 15
HanisahZuwy:
Hello Nairalanders!

I want to go and hustle in Abuja. Do you have any advice for me? Or what might help me when I go there.

Just advise me as you would advise a friend.


Please I would really appreciate your contributions.

Thanks.
..Have you unlocked SIM 2??..If you have then you’re good to go🚶🏿‍♂️

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Celebrities / Re: "It Is Better To Date Nigerian Girls Abroad Than Those At Home" – Timini Egbuson by Dzzzz: 9:05pm On Feb 15
iamtardey:
you dig.
..The animals will still ask for urgent £2 or $2 dem mama
Politics / Re: I Will Never Vote For An Igboman, Then Give Us Someone Good From Your Tribe by Dzzzz: 9:01pm On Feb 15
Greenbirth:
you have said it all, very funny people. We are in together. Everyone is sharing part of the hardship now.
i said Betraying sons of bitches and I just remembered Agbado the President done betray him own people sef😂..Na them Agbado go kill first before e reach igbos..

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Celebrities / Re: "It Is Better To Date Nigerian Girls Abroad Than Those At Home" – Timini Egbuson by Dzzzz: 8:59pm On Feb 15
God forbid I even date a Nigerian girl abroad..I leave Nigeria to still follow Nigerian babe abroad tufiakwa..What a bad dream🙆🏿‍♂️..

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Politics / Re: I Will Never Vote For An Igboman, Then Give Us Someone Good From Your Tribe by Dzzzz: 8:56pm On Feb 15
Greenbirth:
Anyone from northern region and south west should know that it is not only Igbo's that enter market to buy some things, now e don happen, shey na only Igbo the thing dey affect. Look as long as the northers believed that even their worst brother is better than the eastern man, Nigeria go die for suffer. And every body go die,
..Bros the agbadorians ya talking to don’t have sense..The only thing dey can shout is “let igbo leave Lagos” and most of them no be even their state be this..it’s hard to see a typical agbadorians that can walk a straight line...Betraying Sons of Bitches..

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Romance / Re: It Look Like Relationships Is Declining I Confirm This Yesterday by Dzzzz: 8:46pm On Feb 15
When most of the girls are just useless and not content with what they have..

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Politics / Re: BRAKING: Naira Falls To N1,600 Per $1 As Tinubu’s Economic Collapse Continues by Dzzzz: 8:43pm On Feb 15
Please I need a Bulaba supporter to convince me say Naija go better and if you guys don’t then it’s better to trade all of you for stick of cigar..Because that’s all you guys worth..
Food / Re: Food Inflation Under President Tinubu by Dzzzz: 3:40pm On Feb 15
triple996:
banditry is one of the major reason 4 hunger in Nigeria.
..........all the way from benue,Niger, taraba, Kaduna ........
When the farmers are kidnapped and nobody tries to go to farm, expect the worst because naira is useless(#1500/$1), imported foodstuffs will be unaffordable
Solve the banditry issue first, and allow people to farm. Hunger go reduce.
..You worth to sell for cup of garri..
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by Dzzzz: 4:40pm On Feb 11
Maks27:
She’s a girl I love very much but our relationship hasn’t gone real far . She told me this of recent with evidence for me to know it’s real and true
What do I do?
She said I shouldn’t hurt her that things will go well for me
I need advice from Matured Nairalanders on this matter..You love her right then love her winch too..The Mami water you know is better than the one you don’t know so Abeg help me ask her if she get friend wey fine and also go make me rich!



Seun
Sports / Re: South Africa Mocks Nigeria As 'Generator Republic' In New Nationwide Ad (Video) by Dzzzz: 7:55pm On Feb 08
I know Nigerian wan do remix lol
Sports / Re: South Africa Mocks Nigeria As 'Generator Republic' In New Nationwide Ad (Video) by Dzzzz: 7:54pm On Feb 08
But the Generator choke sha
Politics / Re: If It Were The South Easterners That Owns Lagos by Dzzzz: 6:01pm On Feb 08
Odin13:
How are they treating others in their region...

Onitsha main market is there .. in southeast and lots of foreigners from Togo Cameroon Benin flood there daily

Northerners southwest and humans from Niger and chad .. floods the state daily..

.. and yet there have never been news of sending anyone parking or screaming sophisticators and accommodators ..

Yet they all do business on daily .. open deals and close deals per seconds ..

Meanwhile that’s the biggest market in west Africa .. with no sea port .. or and ocean links .. just River Niger..

Guess if na Igbos get Lagos ..

Lagos will be competing with New York, jor’bog, Nepal Beijing..

Without any noise on tribal difference..

Would have been the melding point of the entire African continent..

With billions of Dollars investment

I mean ..

Simply tag

Capital of Africa .
...The fool that started this post didn’t expect this 😂

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Car Talk / Re: Car Cooling System And How It Works by Dzzzz: 8:19am On Feb 08
I drive a Ford Edge 2012 but whenever I put on the AC I find out that one side blows hot and the other blows cold,why?
Romance / Re: This Is Why So Many Nigerians Hate Davido by Dzzzz: 6:15am On Feb 08
AFCON no dey sweet you eh stewpid boy..
Politics / Re: Omo, Is This Tinubu Fighter Pilot Portrait Real? by Dzzzz: 9:13am On Feb 07
Agbadorians at it again..

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Romance / Re: When A Woman Wants To Teach You A Lesson, Even Satan Sits Down To Take Notes. by Dzzzz: 6:22pm On Feb 06
My babe Na satan PA but I love her well cause she’s beauty and brains..But if she wan show me pepper eh even demons and angels dey plead on my behalf,sometines I go just feel like to give her upper cut and scissors kick but home training no go allow me.
Career / Re: Nigerian Lady Fired From New Job In Canada For Saying Sorry Too Much by Dzzzz: 10:14am On Feb 06
Sorry madam😂

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Romance / Re: “We Accidentally Had S*x One Of The Days You Went To Work” - Lady Reacts by Dzzzz: 10:02am On Feb 06
ThaFirstLady:
Obinna is not a winner but a despicable low life with no discipline and loyalty.
..Truthfully all of them are crazy..Obinna,Cici, and the other girl..All of them bleeped yo in their own way..No smoke without fire..

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Agriculture / Re: Egg Price Rises As Many Poultry Farms Shut Down In Kano by Dzzzz: 9:09pm On Feb 04
Agbadorians left the building..Egg will be 200 for one...When Mr Agbado is done with us eh some of una tongue no go fit count teeth cause teeth no go even dey again.Anuofia
Politics / Re: Richard Idowu Was Shot With Gun Laced With Charm – Mother by Dzzzz: 4:42pm On Feb 04
MyVILLAGEpeople:


Oga what you don't know is more than you. Abi u think politicians visiting India is for tourism? Lol
..Sorry oo Buddha.
Politics / Re: Richard Idowu Was Shot With Gun Laced With Charm – Mother by Dzzzz: 12:55pm On Feb 03
MyVILLAGEpeople:


Both. Abi u think these governors are ordinary human beings?

Why do you think Obasanjo is called Ebora Owu grin
..Them never see better gun that’s why..Oyibo wey do bullet proof Na him still do armor piercing bullets..DEY PLAY
Politics / Re: Richard Idowu Was Shot With Gun Laced With Charm – Mother by Dzzzz: 11:43am On Feb 03
Shey Na gun kill am or Na the charm?
Business / Re: 1978 Naira Exchange Rate With Dollar by Dzzzz: 4:28pm On Feb 01
Bobloco:


What's the value of $13,100 in 1978?
..Na expired igbo you smoke today?
Romance / Re: My Wife Told Her Father I Asked To Suck My Dick by Dzzzz: 8:42am On Jan 30
Just do 69 and have a nice married life.

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Romance / Re: My Wife Told Her Father I Asked To Suck My Dick by Dzzzz: 8:39am On Jan 30
LikeAking:
My father in-law called me yesterday morning for an urgent meeting in the evening.

When I walked into his palour, I saw a very angry and vicous man... I didn't bother asking him what's happening, because no be born am.

Angrily he made the following statement, 'So you want to spoil my daughter?'

I didn't respond, in my mind I was like : 'When u tire for parables u go dey alright'.

He repeated the sily question agian with a similar attitude: So you want to spoil my daughter?'

I no even send am.

Their was total silence in the parlour.

Later he was like: That thing you use for peeing, why did you ask my daughter to put it in her mouth?

I remembered my wife and her no Mouth Action clause, no matter how I persuadeher, she has never and will never sucked my cook...

I was like wetin they worry this old man sef?

Then the old man started raining curses on me, out of anger. I calmly walked out of his house.





...But but you dey give her head?..If not you dey whine us?

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