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Education / Re: Loan App! Loan App!! Loan App!!! by Dzzzz: 1:02pm On Mar 25
Why you come dey fear?..If they call you tell them no be you be first person to borrow
Romance / Re: They Said Igbo Girls Are The Prettiest by Dzzzz: 2:25pm On Mar 24
Na mumu go argue

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Romance / Re: Men Don’t Marry Late !! by Dzzzz: 2:10pm On Mar 24
My friend there is always a woman for all..Even a disable dey get wife so no dey worry yourself but go and get money because marriage no dey catch late comer..

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Family / Re: US Based Nurse Gifts Her Husband Who Brought Her To America A New Mercedes Benz by Dzzzz: 1:53pm On Mar 24
Nigerian girls left the building😂..Awo2 Oloshi Na boxer and singlet then dey buy..One idiot buy me lighter for Bday like say them write Fela for my head Osinwin
Romance / Re: Yesterday I Had Sex With A Lady Infected By Staph Aureus. HELP! by Dzzzz: 1:32pm On Mar 24
You have HIV make I no lie..She purposely came to deliver you disease so you can die..Someone blessed her with HIV so she wants to bless all her exes with HIV so my brother,I hope you have next or Kin cause you’re going to die soon as you no wan get sense..Abi as you dey Bleep you was happy..

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Celebrities / Re: I Was A Christian Before I Converted To Islam Because Of Love, Now I Regret My D by Dzzzz: 11:44pm On Mar 23
At 24 Na all the relationship problem for this world this uselsss girl done face...If no be big brother she for dey road to Italy..
Romance / Re: She Was Cheating On Me- Man Who Was Set To Donate Kidney To Girlfriend Walks Out by Dzzzz: 1:04pm On Mar 23
God save you...Because the sniper you for drink them never manufacture am yet.
Romance / Re: What A Simp Told Me Today About Brideprice by Dzzzz: 1:00pm On Mar 23
Karlifate:

Short time hookup: NGN15K

Bride price: NGN1.5M

grin grin

Same pussy, different packaging. cheesy

LMAO! grin grin
..Since Na same Toto bring your wife make we see if Na same with the hookup girl I carry yesterday
Romance / Re: What A Simp Told Me Today About Brideprice by Dzzzz: 12:57pm On Mar 23
Na plot of land you go use do bride price?..Be like the poison dem give you for dream done dey work for real life..Because you marry wife for road side no mean say make others do same Na Anuofia.
Romance / Re: Strange Scar On Women In The Hookup And Brothel Industry by Dzzzz: 2:24pm On Mar 22
Sometimes this girls get so high they wound themselves..I have seen some having injuries like that but they say accident but it’s highness.

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Crime / Re: Man Murdered After Baby Mama Shared His Location In Chicago (Photos) by Dzzzz: 1:55pm On Mar 20
Dumb bitch..Life imprisonment
Education / Re: A School Teacher Did This To Your Son,as A Parent What Is Your Next Move ? by Dzzzz: 1:52pm On Mar 20
Sure say this one Na Teacher?
Romance / Re: Is It Normal For Pussy To Be Odorless? by Dzzzz: 1:31pm On Mar 17
You want make e smell like onions ?
Romance / Re: Me And Gf Engaged ( Pics) by Dzzzz: 11:04pm On Mar 16
Me wey come fine like Ramsey Noah no get babe🥺..This life no balance at all..
Travel / Re: Ibadan Residents Shocked As Car Flies Over Fence by Dzzzz: 11:01pm On Mar 16
When your drunk nothing wey no fit happen..

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Romance / Re: I Slept With My Married Ex by Dzzzz: 10:59pm On Mar 16
Werey Na your plan all along..

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Romance / Re: When I Talk About Virginity, Many Insult Me. Now See What Ned Says by Dzzzz: 7:43am On Mar 16
Now another story—>One time I travelled to the village and I met this 3days ago deflowered girl and we had sex.To be honest with you guys,I no use reach 5sec everywhere done burst cause this babe was just too tight but second round I calm down like Ronaldo for last penalty shoot out and hit the happy like normal human being..So I came back to Lagos and traveled 8months later and was on a bike going to hang out when I saw the babe in front of her house.Sharp I told the bike guy to wait and o went to meet her she took me in and we had sex but this time it was different..I’m sure you guys have watched Godzilla vs Kingkong you know the part where Godzilla drilled a whole with his atomic breath and saw Kong on the other side Na so the girl pussy be..I could see Kong on the other side..Cause the whole bigggg mehn I wear cloth japa for my life and never to Japada..So OP ride on you get point
Romance / Re: When I Talk About Virginity, Many Insult Me. Now See What Ned Says by Dzzzz: 7:32am On Mar 16
I know some people will say this OP is saying shit but truth be like the agbo Jedi I dey drink now(bitter)..Many countries don’t joke with this virginity of a thing but we can’t blame our way of life..We know our guys have done 99sex styles through out their life but doesn’t mean we don’t have some who have very low body count..When I was in Dubai and wanted an Arab.The girl told me insert Sim 2 and I said what for but she told me and showed me that she still a Virgin and if they find out that someone used Sim 1 she could be killed or exiled..So OP get point but this matter go vex our ladies😂😂😂
Romance / Re: When I Talk About Virginity, Many Insult Me. Now See What Ned Says by Dzzzz: 7:27am On Mar 16
ednut1:
Poor man wan dey drag standards with rich man?
..Poor man wey no get standards Na Wetin??..
Romance / Re: When I Talk About Virginity, Many Insult Me. Now See What Ned Says by Dzzzz: 7:25am On Mar 16
jeromestarks:
Ned is a man that has travelled to many places. He has seen many women. He has money. He has experience. And he has influence.
This same man said he CAN NOT MARRY A WOMAN WHO has been fvvcked and mounted by many men.

Link :. https://m.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=7hZZltrpyZY%3Fsi%3DMzbrNCVAC-WcwreE

You that you have nothing, you haven't seen anything in life, you haven't met more than two women, you don't have 50k in you account, you can't even influence your household but you're trying to defend non virgins. Are you mad or something?

Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a young virgin woman of age 18- 23 and marry.


Marry a non virgin and regret ever getting married. You will surely regret like many f0olish men are currently regretting their marriage.


...Preach on brother..That’s is why virginity is priceless to some men
Travel / Re: Why Traveling To Vietnam Might Be Better Than UK Or Canada by Dzzzz: 5:47pm On Mar 15
Must you talk can’t you just learn one or two?..Abeg continue OP Ma fo
Travel / Re: Why Traveling To Vietnam Might Be Better Than UK Or Canada by Dzzzz: 5:46pm On Mar 15
Ronaldoguy:
I am sure u are a travel agent looking for victims, we know ur style. Justwise should delete this thread asapp. Why do u want to mislead ur country men. Foolish people will believe that Vietnam is better for an economic refugee than Canada/ US/UK like that.....dey play grin
..It is not bad to learn bros..No be only your village you done go back and forth?.

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Crime / Re: Police Admit Killing Barrister Elias Ugwu In Error by Dzzzz: 9:45am On Mar 15
You didn’t see gun and you shot at the person lol...
Pets / Re: My Experience With Pet Parrots I Bought Today But Had To Give Them Away by Dzzzz: 10:51pm On Mar 14
E for bite your finger comot..You buy grown up parrot you put finger Wetin you dey try tell am?..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Instead Of Begging For Urgent 3k, Try This Out And Thank Me Later by Dzzzz: 4:05pm On Mar 14
Na referral money dey do this one
Music/Radio / Re: Davido Features Vinicius Jr, Bellingham, Others In 'Away' Music Video by Dzzzz: 2:13pm On Mar 14
Liars ooo that was Memphis depays(Athletico Madrid)playas birthday party and he Invited Davido.He invited Davido to perform and also gave Davido a Rollex watch..Una well done for fake news.

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Romance / Re: She Made Him Wait For 4 Years For Sex, But Slept With A New Guy In A Week! by Dzzzz: 4:48pm On Mar 13
Sirhush:

I bet na you still go tire. Forget her sound track when you go faster 😂
..Then I go borrow 2 by 4

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Family / Re: Woman Enjoys At An Eatery With Her Children, Maid Sits Unattended To (Photo) by Dzzzz: 4:26pm On Mar 13
NOwazobia:
I fit swear say na Igbo woman,


Even if it is not in Nigeria, na still Igbo woman for Oversea.

Even if na skit, na Igbo woman dem use act am...

They largely lack love...


Is a culture passed down from ancestry to them.


I won't even allow my neighbor, let alone my own blood to stay with an Igbo woman.


You can interprete as tribalism, but truth sounds tribal sometimes. undecided
..Clearly and 💯% right that your more stupid than the woman in the video..You don’t even need a crown to be the king of stupidity cause Na because you the award was recognized..We are talking of a young girl story and you come with this because igbo guy took your babe..
Family / Re: Woman Enjoys At An Eatery With Her Children, Maid Sits Unattended To (Photo) by Dzzzz: 4:21pm On Mar 13
thesicilian:
First we all know that a single picture never tells the full story.

The person who snapped the pic for social media could as well have bought food for the maid. Nobody minds their business nowadays. You'll just snap pics of private family time and put online
..That is not even the issue.People should start minding their business cause if you buy he girl food or video like the guy your only making matters worse for the maid cause after this she will be dealt with at home.
Romance / Re: She Made Him Wait For 4 Years For Sex, But Slept With A New Guy In A Week! by Dzzzz: 3:40pm On Mar 13
Sirhush:


Last last na you go tire grin
..Either Na me or the babe person must die..Them must print obituary for one of us..

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Romance / Re: She Made Him Wait For 4 Years For Sex, But Slept With A New Guy In A Week! by Dzzzz: 12:29pm On Mar 13
Why this matter come dey pain me pass the guy it happened to?😠....She even tell you and you threw up(ya mad oo)..Wo if Na me this night sha if my prick Na 1inch I go borrow 2 by 4 take destroy everywhere.What rubbish

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