DestinyNigga:


Don't talk what you don't know. We Agbado supporters are now swimming in student loan 😂😂😂 We no dey beg for loan again. Na loan dey pursue us 😂😂😂

..Where the loan you collect?..You never pay that madam for the garri you collect this morning werey

That’s why you need to start having better storylines so you can make box office..If your movie sells 300m youeont be sayin this But because your storylines are wack..

STEWpid:
Chai..


You have just been saved from eternal hullabaloo.

You should goan share testimonies in church, give a FAt Tithe and elephantaneous offering.

...but, are you a correct guy too?







Women hardly leave or deceive the person they love!!

..Dey play

oz4real83:
Some legends on nairaland would have still used that leaf as "tissue paper" to wipe their yansh in the old times

..No lie you done do am before!

How is this relevant?.Who force you to drink 10bottles of Fanta ?

This guy break barriers ooo Na why I comment twice oo..No be the owl go give me bad dream but the guy wey chop am!..You be Oracle.

Those guy fit chop winch oo..

Letuspray4niger:



Read well pls, I’m not eating her food

(Make I no lie I need the food cause I no sabi cook)Shey no be you talk this one??..

Letuspray4niger:
Good day all, please I need ur advice I’m the only bachelor in my neighborhood three rented apartments , I’m in between two families, they both have three three kids each, they are all very nice people, they rendered assistance to me in any slightest opportunity that presents itself, they pack my washed clothes under the sun fold it and well arranged before I returned home, they always sweep my surroundings, when they are doing theirs, one of them, her husband is not always around he goes and comes once in a while, she will always like to engage me on conversation any little chance she fines me outside, knowing fully well that she is a married woman, I don’t give room for such familiarity, she always offer me food by giving it to her children to give to me. (Make I no lie I need the food cus I no fit cook) I’ll also get things for her children too, I noticed her getting me food was getting too frequent, I started given her attitude and being very official with her, and she took caution. The other lady is here with here husband, she will join me in my car if I’m going out maybe coincidentally it happened she was going to my direction, also, there was a faithful day I left my apartment keys at a barbershop in front of my estate, I came back that evening looking for this barber guy his number was not connecting, I went to my neighbor house to ask the if he knew where I can find this guy, the man was not in the house, the wife came out that she will lead me to the guys house, and me I don’t know where the guys lives on our way going the husband was coming back home he saw us walking in the street of the estate, he confronted us and we told him, just yesterday I came back at about 11:30pm when this woman with her husband here came knocking at my door that her husband is accusing her of having an affair with me, that he threatened to send her parking if she there disclose the information to me and it happened that I’m close to the husband, we both discuss about politics a lot, the other neighbor who’s husband is not always around also came out, I had to confront the husband why dragging me into ur family issues did u seen me on top ur wife, why this allegation ? He said is his family issue that he will take care of it, at this point I’m considering taking a legal action against him for character assassination, did I do wrong for given my Neiboure’s wife a lift Or asking for where I can locate the barber guy? I’m guilty of this ?? The husband has the right to suspect, but since nothing going on between me and his wife what I’m supposed to do, should I proceed with the legal action, Matured advice please.

..Guy you dey wrong..Of all the people you took someone’s wife to look for barber,be honest if it was you would you be ok seeing your wife in someone’s car while you walking home?..Don’t do that again and if no be longthroat dey do you Na married woman food you wan chop or you no get babe?When the man finds it you even dey chop food your own done finish.

I

tommy589:
Subhuman ke

.Below par of a human lol..The papa dey craze.

prospernoah:
Send wetin? No be only. I didn't bro. So she no come na why I ask if I was supposed to send it to her because it doesn't make sense to me.... If na hookup ah wan order am for na sharply I for send her tp.

..She wan drink garri with the 500 cause a babe and more wont ask for 500.

prospernoah:
Good evening fellow Guys

I'm very new to this dating thing and need some advice.

I don order friend with benefits online before from Bigo where we knack and stuff.
But this time around I'm looking to get a girl, normal hunting levels. She seems highly interested and I got her number, we text and talk on call as well so I invited her to my house.

First time, she didn't respond clearly.

So I though maybe she was scared since she no too know me well like that so I gave her another chance; this time I asked to meet up for somewhere (table for two) for kilimanjaro since she is afraid of coming to my side.

Then she asked for my location and the transport fare to get there (500 naira).

I told her to come on Sunday and she agreed.
This Sunday she no come.

I no kuku bother to call and ask her why...

so I'm thinking maybe she didn't come because I didn't send her transport.

Niggas, my question now is; Was I supposed to have sent her transport fare? When no be say I order hookup??
Since she's highly interested in me.

Is she not suppose to come with her own money?

I want to know if that's the way Naija girls usually do.

I'm already thinking about moving on to other options, but thinking maybe I need to give her last chance.

What do you think?

..She asked for 500 tfare and you sent the 500 right?

I’m situations like this no go run o.If you run Na your bone go remain for ground.In calabar dog no dey play for day time.Na so me and my guy waka for midnight Omo those dogs go reach 15 oboy we just carry stick dey waka jeje and we no look them face to avoid contact.

Jewessgratitud3:


Track me for complaining about the bad quality of their food or I should be the one reporting them

.How you want make we believe you?.You no show us pic of the pie cause you done chop am finish..You show starting we no see ending.You be thief.

Japa/Japada 😂😂..Uwa wu pawpaw..If person say this Nigeria no sweet eh Na lie😂..God go punish Govt cause no matter what Nigerians are good set of people.We dey suffer but this early morning cruise done start.

Tinubu done help people wey dey abroad..My friend can send 10p now and Na money for am..Nice one.

tonyshine01:


You are just using power to explain nothing.

Question is "My names are or My name is"?
There is nowhere in the question where it asked "our names are:".

..You are using power to explain nothing is the right thing to say.No need to
Add*Just*😂😂..English is wider than you think.

wirinet:

Abeg quote the Nigerian law that Richard Teng broke, I mean relevant sections, and what is the penalty for these crimes.

Is it only Richard Teng /Binance that commited these crimes or all other crypto exchanges, currency exchange sites, online stores, online banks, online shopping sites and in fact all other sites accessible in Nigeria that money is used to transact business online?

Also answer, is the crime specifically target at Nigeria or the crime is commited by binance in all countries of the world?

..We on the same page bro..Nigerian government are bunch clowns.

That’s why when it comes to gadget and electronics I always go for new..

Let me make it simple by giving you another example..My name is Nelson Babalola AKA Nelson Commando..My names are Nelson Babalola and Nelson Commando..Class dismiss..

My name is singular and my name are is plural..When referring to yourself”my name is” is the correct way to address yourself but On the other hand when it’s a group with a name”our name is plantashaun boiz” But with no name”Our names are 2face,blackface,faze”

Tee first is a golden retriever and the second I think is a Corgi

Tee first is a golden re

Richard Teng is coming to nigeria to face the law😂😂All I can say is this news can give my ass French kiss..I just need to hibernate and wake up when Jesus comes to take my soul to heaven..My only crime and sin is being a Nigerian TWE(chineke ekwela ihe ojoo)-translation(god forbid bad thing).

Private,public,everybody go collect wotoporiously..Ahh them never reach inside living room abi una say 1967 sweet pass 2024 we are going back..Some people go faint,wake,come faint again.

I told a guy who owns food store in my area that soon they will start robbing his store and I advised he secure the place well with 142padlocks.

You never talk true

Because your suffering from Gorimapatitis

Could happen to anyone.Rest In Peace.

Jashub:
Cheating for a man isnt the same for a woman . A man can cheat and still love his wife (it's been proven statistically). A woman on the other hand bonds with whoever she cheats on. It's a fact

..Bro don’t sugarcoat Cheating..Cheating is cheating..