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Family / Re: Zambian Woman Seeks Divorce After Her Husband Shaved His Pubic Hair by E2000: 3:25pm On Dec 02, 2022
To does of you who claim pubic Hair stinks and so you must remain shaved you lots must be extremely unhygienic. Because I don't stink down there and I bath twice daily and use soap and sponge to keep down there neat.
Family / Re: 50-Year-Old Nigerian Shares Her Regrets About Her Parents Sending Her Abroad by E2000: 7:57am On Dec 01, 2022
complexBoss12:
Why do I get the feeling that kids in Africa, nay Nigeria, are the strongest in the world. In most Nigerian homes nobody cares about your mental state, none of all these spoon feeding. infact, your parents insult, beat and abuse the living day light out you, but most still turn out okay.


This is not to trivialize her experience, just the other side of it, I would never mock her pain.
Look around you. We are not okay. Our informal education system is an Abomination.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Belarus Foreign Minister, Vladimir Makei, Killed By Russian Assassins by E2000: 10:24pm On Nov 28, 2022
The West have been trying for years to replace Putin by sponsoring Puppets. Just the way they sponsored Ukraine President. Its high time these war gets to the Nuking phase already.
Politics / Re: NNPC Petrol Price Without Subsidy Is ₦‎400/Litre – Marketers by E2000: 12:51pm On Nov 28, 2022
Remove the subsidy completely then let's revalue our currency simple. The devaluation of our currency has not favoured us. Devaluation is meant for countries with beforehand powerful production base not dead production like Nigeria. Please it is not a crime to make a mistake but a crime to reject correction.
Family / Re: My Mother Wants To Remarry by E2000: 1:23am On Nov 27, 2022
If it were me I will secretly sell the house and disappear overseas.
Crime / Re: Homosexual Arrested For Raping 5-Year-Old Boy To Death In Ogun (Photo) by E2000: 11:43pm On Nov 26, 2022
I always knew that homo people have a mental disorder.
Family / Re: Late Husband's Family Withholding Her Aunt's Child by E2000: 11:40pm On Nov 26, 2022
All this one sided stories anyway if I were the one you are not getting that child or children. It is what it is I can't explain why. Blood is thicker than water. You can come visit but that's it. If you want to take them come and rent a house in Nigeria and pretend like you really love the country and want to settle there. Then request for your children to come and visit you or stay with you then run away with them back to your country.
Travel / Re: Which Country Will You Not Go To Even If Given Residence Permit? by E2000: 12:08pm On Nov 22, 2022
Nigeria
Family / Re: Martha, The Pregnant Lady Commits Suicide After Husband Caught Her With A Pastor by E2000: 7:57pm On Nov 21, 2022
Illiteracy. People perish because of lack of knowledge. Obviously the woman's reproductive Organ is working fine. Her husband is the one that is most likely barrel or unfit to father a child. This pastor suspected it and took advantage of the situation and took advantage of a beautiful desperate woman. Men during difficulty in conceiving are most times too proud to admit that the fault can be from them so they refuse to go for consultations remember Pride comes before destruction.

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Travel / Re: My Wife Is Travelling To Canada Should I Be Worried? by E2000: 11:11pm On Nov 18, 2022
If anything happens I am keeping my daughter simple.
Phones / Re: Ladies And Photo Filters Addiction. by E2000: 2:42pm On Nov 02, 2022
The Oyinbos will soon give filter addiction a name I wish we can beat them to it.
Politics / Re: Lagos Commercial Bus Drivers To Go On Strike On 31st October 2022 by E2000: 10:35pm On Oct 30, 2022
If they can achieve it there is hope for nigeria.
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman: Why Assassins Were After My Life by E2000: 10:32pm On Oct 30, 2022
Were is the video
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Banished From first team squad, Dropped For Next Game V Chelsea by E2000: 6:22pm On Oct 20, 2022
Anigreat:
shocked


Even if he was to be part of the squad, of what importance is he to the team? He's dead and finished 'footballically'. Uncouth and ill mannered self acclaimed goat with zero impact lately.

He has added another name to his collections of funny names which is BANISHNALDO . What a great feat.
I am sure what he has achieved your entire family plus your next ten direct generation cannot make half of it. Stop looking for attention or curses some curses stick.
Fashion / Re: What Can I Apply On My Hair To Make It Grow Faster? (Pics) by E2000: 6:13pm On Oct 20, 2022
Chenult:
Early this year, I cut my Afro and since then I have been on lowcut, so I've decided to grow it back but my hair grows slowly. I've been applying raw Aloe Vera gel on it for the past 1 month but it seem not to be working and I recently stopped applying it.

As a matter of fact, I need something that I can apply on it and it would grow like a tree planted by the riverside from now to December. I don't mind taking some non harmful drugs if need be - I learnt some biotin drug can do the magic, but I don't know how true it is.

I don't want to be on lowcut this festive period, I want to carry dreadlocks. There's one dope dreadlock style (similar to olamide's current hairstyle) that is in vogue now - that's how I want my hair to be by Xmas.


Pls I need useful suggestions.
Mix properly grounded Marijuana Aka Igbo with the Hair cream you are using and apply it on you head every morning after taking your bath make sure you rub it in very well so it enters your scalp as required.
Crime / Re: Alaba Traders Receiving Treatments After Clash With Thugs by E2000: 6:07pm On Oct 20, 2022
I am proud of them. Now we need that spirit to save Nigeria.
Romance / Re: MY EXPERIENCE With Women After I Travelled by E2000: 12:23am On Sep 30, 2022
Medianna:
We test people base on their capacity not base on our own capability.
Imagine you keeping like three ladies at the same time and you have the audacity to say you want to test them base on your capacity..
Surely surely it won't go well...
And what exactly are you rewarding the lady that is billing you because you did not respond she kept her cool for?
For respecting herself?
Oh no for considering you?
Probably for getting it elsewhere?
Ok I understand now for loving you overload
What he did is called an experiment or more specifically statistics or population sampling and now he is sharing is findings with the world. Normally when we try to train rats in the lab for the sake of experiment we reward the best performing rats more because they make us proud.

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Crime / Re: Vehicles Loaded With Ammunition And IED’s Intercepted In Ikorodu, Lagos by E2000: 4:39pm On Sep 25, 2022
A lot is really happening in Ikorodu despite the fact that the place looks like the central capital of poor people.
Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Grandpa, 21 Others, Intercepts Opoids, Illicit Drugs (photos) by E2000: 4:35pm On Sep 25, 2022
Left to me I will turn a blind eye so far the substances are for export and not local use lipsrsealed
Crime / Re: Video Of NDLEA Officials Evacuating Seized Drugs In Ikorodu by E2000: 1:44pm On Sep 20, 2022
The Coke must not be destroyed. We should donate it to the development of science.
Politics / Re: Ikorodu Cocaine Seizure: You Are Doing Well - Buhari Tells Marwa by E2000: 1:42pm On Sep 20, 2022
Was it farmed in Nigeria?
Foreign Affairs / Re: 500-Year-Old Crown Of Scotland Placed On Queen Elizabeth's Coffin (Photos) by E2000: 9:02pm On Sep 13, 2022
The Indians should steal their diamond back assuming they are now as strong as UK.
Phones / Re: How Do I Check To Know All The Numbers Registered With My NIN by E2000: 2:36pm On Jul 21, 2022
musicwriter:


Without an option to delete a number, it means the NIN project is an exercise in futility.
I agree absolutely.
Religion / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In Uk For Preaching In An Open Place by E2000: 2:18pm On Jul 17, 2022
In Nigeria religious worship center should be made sound proof and hence must have Air conditioners to cub Noise pollution and also generate money for the government through higher electricity consumptions since they refuse to pay taxes and prefer to own private jets and luxury fleets of cars. Income distribution must also include this places and will also cub the rate of new branches of religion that is further disintegrating an already diverse ethnic country.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: NATO Calls Russia Its ‘Most Significant and Direct Threat’ by E2000: 10:41pm On Jun 29, 2022
alcuin:
And NATO is also a threat to Russia.

May I ask, what exactly is the reason for NATO in the first place?
To conquer Russia.
Health / Re: I Just Found Out My Sister Is An HIV Patient : Please Help by E2000: 4:59pm On Jun 25, 2022
Give her some money and advice then kick her out.
Family / Re: My In-laws Driving Me Nuts by E2000: 4:54pm On Jun 25, 2022
If you kick her out your marriage is many steps closer to the grave.
Politics / Re: We Will Decentralise National Grid, Invest $550m To Boost Power Supply – Buhari by E2000: 9:25am On Jun 22, 2022
At the end of your tenure your brain just started working.

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Travel / Re: Lagos Airport Flooded After Heavy Downpour by E2000: 1:27pm On Jun 18, 2022
It's not bad if an airport is also a seaport
Religion / Re: Funeral Mass For The Victims Of The St Francis Catholic Church, Owo Holds Today by E2000: 9:27pm On Jun 17, 2022
I head the Fulani killed some people today travelling
Politics / Re: Did PDP Dodge A Bullet By Not Fielding Wike As VP. by E2000: 3:19pm On Jun 16, 2022
Built2last:
I ask above question because Wike can make noise, has money to throw around but election of 2023 will need a galvaniser.

If Wike had been picked Edo state, Cross river and Delta would have worked against PDP to punish Wike for all the insult on the governors.

Wike has not also been forgiven by Northern Muslims for demolishing a mosque in Portharcourt town.

What do you think.

Did they dodge a bullet?
They did not dodge any bullet the Governors are not the once voting alone. If he had emerged as presidential candidate I would have been willing to go out to vote because the fact he can call idiots to order and demolish illegal structure is a good sign. If not that South is the most fragmented with ethnic and religion diversity then they too should not vote for norther people for the gruesome murder of several southerners in the name of religion and several church burning. One of the flaws of a blackman is he gives himself too much credit as been too wise but in reality his intelligence is closer to zero than it is to 10 that's why despite all the excessive gift of nature the black man cant utilize it to make himself better because he lacks the required wisdom. The first step to be wise is to be in complete control of your emotions that way you will have more clarity when judging if not you will pick the Devil over Jesus simply because the Devil dresses very well in expensive cloths and Jesus dressed in a more humble manner.

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