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Health / Re: Does Beans Make People Tall by E2000: 8:15pm On Mar 23
No sugar does.
Business / Re: Nigeria’s Public Debt Hits N97.34 Trillion, Rises By 10.7% by E2000: 1:15pm On Mar 23
Very disappointed in Nigeria. We should be owing more money for christ sake. How can tiny countries in Europe be leading us in debt. We should be like top 5 in the world by now in debt profile.
Religion / Re: Christ Embassy Has Raised 50 People From The Dead - Chris Oyakhilome by E2000: 1:11pm On Mar 23
I wish u can help me raise my grandmother from the dead so I can argue with her over the terrible decisions she made that wrecked the family apart. Am so pissed at that woman.
Romance / Re: I'm A Fine Girl, I'll Get Married To A Fine Man So My Kids Will Be Fine - Lady by E2000: 4:04pm On Mar 18
Plot twist Regina Daniel's husband comes along.
Car Talk / Re: Peugeot 504 Price In 1975 Vs Price Of Bread In 2024 by E2000: 8:25pm On Mar 13
The tech in today's cars will make that Old Peugeot Jealous
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri's Reply To Peter Obi's Post About Ukraine's Grain by E2000: 1:51pm On Mar 05
This Reno guy is the most stupid person in the whole world. He must never hold any political position.
Autos / Re: Pricelist Of Tokunbo Cars In Lagos - March 2024 by E2000: 9:48pm On Mar 04
I will prefer to spend 27 million on Innoson Ikenga 2024 than buy an outdated and possibly accidented Toyota highlander for 26 million
Foreign Affairs / Re: Husband, Wife Buried On Runway At US Airport Greet Thousands Of Planes Every Yea by E2000: 9:29pm On Feb 28
In Africa our witches and wizards will see this as an excuse to crash planes and drink peoples blood.
Politics / Re: We Will Start Going After Those Calling For Coup - Chief Of Defence Staff, Musa by E2000: 12:03pm On Feb 22
Even the military will make it worse
Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Nuclear Missile Test Fails Again After Trident Weapon Belly Flops Into Ocean by E2000: 2:32pm On Feb 21
And they are the ones saying Russian Nukes don't work. Their own can't even fly
Romance / Re: Lady Stands Up During Service To Accuse Pastor Of Getting Her Pregnant (pic/vid) by E2000: 7:15am On Feb 20
imagrg:
It once happened at a Redeem Church Mount Zion parish at Lucky Way, Ikpoba Hill axis in Benin City where a married Pastor impregnated a Choir Mistress.
The story was loud because the lady's father was an elder in the church too.

You see ehn, some people preek controls their brain by 85%.

The lady yash set sha. Any time the lady dey sing, na her yash pastor dey look. The devil is a liar!

The pastor has since been chased out of the church sha.
Me as that pastor will feel relieved and finally marry that lady whose temptation I could not resist
Properties / Re: Between These Two Home Interiors, Which One Do You Prefer? by E2000: 5:48pm On Feb 07
Picture 2 is for personal home picture 1 is for hotel or palace. I like picture 2 better I won't be comfortable in picture 1
Foreign Affairs / Re: 82-year-old Nangolo Mbumba Sworn In As Fourth Namibian President by E2000: 10:10pm On Feb 04
Then when we fail we will blame the white people for the decision we took on our own. Are black people Normal?

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Family / Re: Should I Be Concerned About Marrying A 39yrs Old Woman? by E2000: 4:59pm On Jan 24
If you love her go ahead babies will always come. Have your heard of surrogate or artificial fertilization or IVF. This are all ways to have babies if she is not fertile or there are complications after first birth. Love and hate are choice no matter how the baby comes its up to you to make the choice to love and cherish them and their mother. So first be sure you really love the woman before going down that path

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Lady Bread-winner..? by E2000: 8:18pm On Jan 09
A woman who is capable of been a bread winner is the woman talked about in the book of Proverbs 31 as a good wife. Please people should stop talking ignorantly

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Family / Re: Please Should Continue My Marriage Plan With Her After Hearing This? by E2000: 1:52pm On Dec 27, 2023
It is called a relationship because it works both ways u cannot be in a relationship with yourself there must be another person(s) . I have never seen where it is justified that men are the only ones that should do the calling and women should only pick calls and not call her lover. When a woman loves you if she does not hear from you she will call you to ask after you and reassure you that she is there for you not immediately go and start F?cking around. Use your head and know what's good for you. You have to be absolute about someone before you chose them to spend your life with. From what I can tell you are probably forcing her. Discuss with her to know what is at stake.
Travel / Re: JAPA: My Marriage Shakes by E2000: 8:29pm On Dec 26, 2023
Notfogotten:
Please I have a question to ask.

I don't want to go into details so my partner doesn't trace this to me.

My partner came to UK before me, though still on student visa. I joined her with my 3 children one months ago.

I have noticed some red flags which never happened while we where in Nigeria and I was footing the bills alone.

Each red flag, I pretend nothing happened because I don't want to be thrown out like the man I read about on social media.

My visa is dependent on hers and we are still on student visa.

My question, in the event that we get papers to stay permanently in UK and one day she decides to send me packing or I decide move out, will I be asked to return to Nigeria because she is the main applicant?

Please I need urgent answers. I may not play the fool for long. We are very certain of getting papers next year.
It depends if you beat her up and she sues you and refuses to back down you are finished. You will first go to Jail then your documents will be revoked and then you will be asked to go back to Nigeria to take a chill.
Health / Re: Psychiatric Patients In Yaba, Lagos State Increased By 100 Percent by E2000: 11:18pm On Dec 21, 2023
This is not a laughing matter grin . God abeg o
Romance / Re: No Man Wants To Marry Me Despite My Beauty & Shape".(photo) by E2000: 11:10pm On Dec 21, 2023
She looks abnormal.

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Romance / Re: My Virgin Wife And DNA Saga by E2000: 9:58am On Dec 21, 2023
Efna55:
I got married to her a virgin and we never intend having babies early because I intend putting her in school, to cut the long story short she became pregnant and I was very sure about the natural methods I used, there were also many circumstances that made me think the baby may not be mine, the baby is few months old and I took her to do a secret DNA test while the mother went to school for some registrations, the diagnostic centre said without the mothers consent it cannot be done..
Pls advice..
Look for a woman to stand in as the mother simple. Prostitute Will be very happy to render such service

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Health / Re: Four UK Health Workers Jailed For Abusing Elderly Patient by E2000: 8:20pm On Dec 16, 2023
The good the bad and the Ugly are finally making it overseas in large quantities.
Food / Re: How My Sister Treated Me Like A King With. by E2000: 5:10pm On Dec 06, 2023
Solofresh2:
So what do you want us to do now?
I understand you bro. This is how Normal Humans should behave food is something easily gotten in the advance world you can decide to eat a whole chicken in the morning, afternoon and night for one whole month straight, fruit is surplus. There are also places around managed by churches that give free food and cloths. Many of this Normal Human things in the advance world sounds strange to people living in the wicked world that's why people go to fancy restaurants in Africa and snap their food and put it on social media like there is anything special about it this only shows the level of stupidity and wickedness operating in Africa to the point that common food is now becoming a Luxury that people show off with on social media. what a disgrace and a mess of a thing it an insult to the black nations. Its just so Unfortunate that we have no collective pride.

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Acquires A Brand New Range Rover (Video) by E2000: 7:21pm On Dec 02, 2023
If they said she used her body to buy it then you too try use your body do something and become rich too or you prefer her to be begging on the street so you can laugh at her.
Romance / Re: Is It Wrong To Date My Friend’s Ex by E2000: 10:42pm On Nov 30, 2023
Unless you made a mistake when writing this if not it means you are 'Gay' . Many people are commenting based on what they think not what the question actually is about ignorantly
Celebrities / Re: Marrying A Lady You Met As A Virgin Doesn’t Guarantee Peace”israel DMW Opens Up by E2000: 6:21pm On Nov 25, 2023
It will increase your percentage for peace compared to marrying a lady with high mileage.

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Romance / Re: My Fiancée Wants To Visit Her Ex That Came To Town. by E2000: 11:51am On Nov 22, 2023
I also have a roommate now that cannot sleep without loud noise
WhisperedNoise:
Rubbish request.
Politics / Re: Policemen, Immigration Officers Exchange Fire Over Ownership Of Outpost In Borno by E2000: 4:47pm On Nov 17, 2023
grin grin Yes the outpost must be reclaimed for Economic reasons if you know what I mean. The outpost is the police birthright Economy hard... grin
Crime / Re: Soldiers Harass Man Wearing Camo Shorts, Force Him To Take It Off And Tear It by E2000: 11:55am On Nov 17, 2023
It's because the Nigerian army have no brains. UK for years I have never seen Soldiers with full uniform with assault rifles walking up and down in streets or manning checkpoint. Sometimes you wonder if they even have an Army. If you see a person wearing military Camo it is more like Solidarity to the force men showing them that you want to be like them or love them or admire there uniform . Our military men in Nigeria wear their Uniform even to the market to buy tomato we see soldiers everywhere with Assault rifles or on full kits moving up and down harassing and brutalizing people. The sight of soldiers is a very common thing in Nigeria so it is now difficult to differentiate fake from Real. The soldiers in Nigeria are now doing the work of policemen, road safety etc. Soldiers should be in the Baracks conducting drills and building intelligence not roaming around like the devil looking for innocent civilians to harass or pour their stupid frustration on.
Family / Re: Mubarak Sanyaolu: Parents Of Lagos Boy Killed By Stray Bullet Welcome Twins by E2000: 2:43am On Nov 16, 2023
This is not a good news.
Crime / Re: Abiola Tijani Rapes A Woman In the UK by E2000: 5:44pm On Nov 13, 2023
He should be flogged first before anything else.
Romance / Re: Lady Shows Off The Items Her Husband Brought For Her Introduction Ceremony by E2000: 5:40pm On Nov 13, 2023
The lady looks like a Trans man

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Travel / Re: Lion Spotted Taking A Walk On The Streets In Roma, Italy Last Night (pics/video) by E2000: 5:30pm On Nov 13, 2023
The lion was asking for direction to get to the Savannah unfortunately those people don't understand the lion's language.

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