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Romance / Re: What Was The Worst Reply You Got From A Girl After You Asked Her Out? by E2000: 1:51pm On Mar 21, 2022
She said : "If you have the courage to come and meet me again the second time i will give you my phone number".
To be sincere i was surprised at what she said and lost interest completely and never went to see her again although i knew she probably wanted me to because we met a few other times and she was always staring at me .

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Health / Re: Jehovah's Witness Wife Rejected Blood Transfusion For Her Husband & He Died by E2000: 9:30am On Mar 16, 2022
If i was the man's brother, sister, wife, or father i will hunt that woman to the end of her days both physically and spiritually for killing my beloved son or brother.
Health / Re: How Many Of You Have Ever Experienced Sleep Paralysis? by E2000: 12:54am On Mar 13, 2022
Meektunz:
I've often times heard people talk about it, infact about 90% of Nigerians attribute it to witchcraft attack. It finally happened to me for the first time in my life. It was a terrible experience, after waking up I felt like trully someone pressed my neck.
You may not believe me but I speak the truth. Sleep paralysis can be caused by Ulcer. Ever since I treated my Ulcer and stay away from hunger I no longer experience it.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Flags Sell For €7 In Poland As Others Try To Identify As Nigerians by E2000: 11:30am On Feb 28, 2022
I love Nigeria but I am not proud of Nigeria.
Education / Re: Mathematician In The House, Help Me by E2000: 8:31pm On Feb 17, 2022
What is this used for in life exactly ??
Romance / Re: Man Gives Girlfriend Roasted Plantain Before Gifting Her Range Rover On Val Day by E2000: 8:17pm On Feb 17, 2022
The girl worwor Shar. Her puna must be extra ordinary cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Removes Some Sanctions On Iran Over Nuclear Program (Pics) by E2000: 9:08am On Feb 09, 2022
Live and let others live. USA has a large store of nuclear bombs and is trying to make sure other countries don't own the same power that's oppression. History has shown that USA cannot be trusted after seeing what they did on Hiroshima, killing both babies, adult, animal, and plants. If the Japanese had nuclear bombs and Atomic bombs too USA would have been another Great Britain defeated in battle.
Health / Re: I Have HIV I Am Finished. by E2000: 9:23pm On Feb 08, 2022
Dont worry the company(MODENA) that created the covid19 vaccine is working on an HIV vaccine . Its possible before the cure comes out you are long dead but you cant lose Faith they may really have a breakthrough soon . If only Africa too can contribute her brains in problem solving more problems would have been solved .
Romance / Re: A Lady Slaps A Guy For Proposing To Her In The Public by E2000: 9:12pm On Feb 08, 2022
In this current age real guys know to keep their affairs private .And i thought most ladies were desperate for marriage why do most of them keep slapping guys that try to propose to them in public . That painful moment when u thought you are the main guy only to realize that you are way down on her list .Runs babes are now so common nowadays jumping from one dick to the other . lesson learnt never assume you are the real deal ask questions in private first before fooling yourself in public.
Celebrities / Re: Mabel Makun: I Had 3 Miscarriages With No Medical Explanation – AY's Wife by E2000: 10:46am On Jan 31, 2022
Sometimes deficiency in the man's sperm can lead to miscarriage.
Education / Re: SS1 Student Caught Wearing Spiritual Amulet 'Igbadi' In Ogun State (Photos) by E2000: 8:16am On Jan 31, 2022
What is the charm used for??
Education / Re: SS1 Student Caught Wearing Spiritual Amulet 'Igbadi' In Ogun State (Photos) by E2000: 7:17pm On Jan 29, 2022
What does the charm do??
Politics / Re: 2023: Nigeria Needs Yahaya Bello - Rescue Naija Mission (Video) by E2000: 7:04pm On Jan 29, 2022
Let fools please and please speak for themselves alone.

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Education / Re: US Reaches Out To Olowookere Victor Who Scored 8 A's In WAEC & Bagged 1st Class by E2000: 6:56pm On Jan 21, 2022
Nigeria has no use for good brains so let a country that has use adopt the good brains out. Abeg I have a 2-1 and about 4A's in my Waec I should have made a first class too but attended a "University of Sadistic lecturers" please consider me.

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Crime / Re: Soldiers Order Man To Swim In Dirty Gutter (Video) by E2000: 6:51pm On Jan 21, 2022
Na mumu thing them from they get power.
Health / Re: N50,400 For COVID-19 Test In Nigeria, Free In Cameroon by E2000: 10:06am On Jan 20, 2022
Nysc crap may be the cause they get the test for free in their thousands and the government is trying to recuperate
Celebrities / Re: Rosy Meurer’s Husband, Churchill Serves Her Breakfast In Bed (Video) by E2000: 10:29am On Jan 17, 2022
Honestly we don't care about your private lifestyle.
Crime / Re: Woman Whose Husband Murdered Their Three Daughters In Enugu Speaks (Video) by E2000: 6:11pm On Jan 15, 2022
Hopefully their death was painless.
Romance / Re: Man Gets Resounding ‘No’ After Proposing To His Girl At A Mall In Warri (Video) by E2000: 9:46am On Jan 14, 2022
See the girlfriend that said no looking life a football.

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Family / Re: What You Should Do As A Father, So That Your Kids Don't Love You Any Less by E2000: 12:54pm On Jan 10, 2022
Women more than men are masters of manipulation.

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Adverts / Re: Kiki Rechargeable Clipper, A Must Have For Every Home. by E2000: 8:16pm On Dec 26, 2021
How do we change the battery when it dies

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Plays With His Dogs On Christmas Day (Video, Photos) by E2000: 10:34pm On Dec 25, 2021
Look at the Stupid news a stupid person is presenting
Politics / Re: Remodeled Badagry Slave Market Reaches 95% Completion Stage by E2000: 10:51pm On Dec 24, 2021
The chains in our hands may be loose but the one in our brains surely remains.
Romance / Re: What Kind Of Christmas Gift Can One Buy For A Guy Who Uses Designer Stuff? by E2000: 10:47pm On Dec 24, 2021
Mercychen:
What kind of xmas gift can you suggest for a guy who wears and uses designer stuff.

He's not a card person. So let's not go there. He already has tons of perfs which was what I wanted to get but I don't want something that he'll abandon in his stash.

Please I'm on a budget here Biko. I already spent so much putting my house in shape.

Thanks.
There is nothing materialistic you can get him that he will appreciate I mean wears. You no this guy far better than us so all we can do is guess. Just buy him a puppy if he likes dogs and can care for it, if he owns a laptop then buy him a unique laptop cover that sends a love message or buy him a customized weird looking mug cup that has his name and a wish or buy him a nice Bluetooth speaker with good battery if he loves music etc

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Politics / Re: Thieves Steal A Whole Bridge In Ohio, USA. Police Baffled, Ask Locals For Help by E2000: 3:33pm On Dec 17, 2021
In Nigeria they steal 500kva generators but am not sure which is harder. If the brigbe is harder then I suggest the Nigerian thieves meet this American thieves for update
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For December 14 2021 In Nigeria by E2000: 10:23am On Dec 15, 2021
All this stupid lies is what is making some part of the world putting a ban on us .

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Romance / Re: My Temperamental Girlfriend by E2000: 10:07am On Dec 15, 2021
Some things are simple , expensive ,lazy, hot tempered ladies etc. are all wife materials. leave expensive ladies for guys that can afford them no matter how beautiful she looks she is not for you accept it and move on to avoid complications later . leave lazy ladies for hardworking men who dont mind doing a lot of the job to cover up for the deficiencies of such a woman . if you cant please move on and leave her in peace and your heart intact . leave hot tempered ladies for men with the intellect to successfully manage such ladies . although we claim to be more advance now and pick our spouses ourselves we are bound now to make mistakes because we are bound to pick our partners based on emotions alone and not logic. Our forefathers used logic more in picking partners for their children and not emotions alone hence the secret why many marriages could last a life time in the old times compared to present time.

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Family / Re: White Lady Spotted In Wrapper Using Nigerian Grinding Stone And Speaking Pidgin by E2000: 9:32am On Dec 14, 2021
I don't know why we make a fuse about things like this it only shows our inferiority complex. We have millions of Nigeria overseas living like the Oyibos they don't make a fuse about it in fact they want to get rid of most of us. This only goes to say they have a superior Culture.

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Celebrities / Re: Kristina 'Kika' Dukic Commits Suicide Over Hateful Messages by E2000: 11:27pm On Dec 11, 2021
Now that YouTube has ban the number of dislikes from showing people are more prone to give very fowl comments about a terrible video.
Romance / Re: Help: I Am Getting Emotionally Attached To A Married Woman. by E2000: 6:31pm On Dec 11, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



You are a heartless demon.

A woman risks all she has; risking her reputation, spending her emotions, her food, her concern and her attention on you, she shields you at work too and the best you can do to show appreciation is to fake different excuses to avoid bringing some joy into her life.

A woman who is willing to risk her home and who sees the good many single ladies don't see in you is a gem you shouldn't trade for all the preachings in the world.
The sin of shagging her is just as bad as the sin of lying to her.

If you don't want to get emotionally involved with her. Stop eating her food, stop allowing her spend her airtime on you, man up for your errors at work and free her from your manipulations.

May we not see our destiny helpers and let the fetters of morals bind us from attaining life progress through them.

Except you are frigid, impotent or not proud of the demeanour of your manhood, you have no reason to not water the loins of this hornie woman who ticks most of the boxes for you.

Baba lay that woman down, strip her off, spread her legs apart and beat some sense into her coochie; don't stop till it's numb and dry from acute penile torture.
Pound it the same way you'd pound a man who was caught fornicating with another man's wife.

Well, I don't blame you, I blame the married women who don't have eyes to spot who is ready to play ball from him whose balls are unready for play.
Some idiot work hand in hand with the devil and are out to ruin lives just like their own ruined life.
Celebrities / Re: Abroad Boys Are Coming To Steal Your Girlfriends - Etinosa To Men (video) by E2000: 6:23pm On Dec 11, 2021
I feel Nigerian girls born in Nigeria and have spent over 18 years in Nigeria and are not virgins are like Nigerian long used vehicles. For a guy coming hear after settling abroad to drag a girl with a Nigerian guy is like leaving abroad to come and purchase a Nigerian used car to me.

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Programming / Re: Which Is Better : Laptop Or Desktop For Programming by E2000: 10:52am On Dec 10, 2021
asalimpo:
Which is berra for programming. Laptop or desktop. Serious programming. Is it advisable to buy a laptop (when you just hobbysizing with d programming thingi). Wats d duration of a laptop under typical usage
It depends Desktop are usually more powerful compared to a laptop with similar specs Because similar parts on the laptop are designed to consume far less power compared to there desktop counterparts designed to take in more power and produce better performance.
So unless the laptop you are talking about is of the higher ranks then a desktop is your best option but if the laptop is a powerful one depending on the programming you are taking about then go for the laptop.

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