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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Offers Cash Reward In Search Of Poster Who Threatened His Child by E2000: 9:31am On Jun 16, 2022
The DSS Protects only the rich or act if the rich ask them to.
Sports / Re: Man Utd Confirm Paul Pogba's Exit by E2000: 1:36pm On Jun 01, 2022
Ferguson was right after all to sell him off in the first place. Big black stars sometimes have a tendency to be difficult to manage.

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Politics / Re: 2023: You Will Suffer - Wike Blasts Southern Govs For Betraying Him For Atiku by E2000: 11:34pm On May 30, 2022
Nigerians and betrayal are 5 and 6
Politics / Re: Supporters Mob Tinubu At APC Presidential Screening by E2000: 11:31pm On May 30, 2022
This is the worst time in history to be a black man
Politics / Re: 'Northern Stakeholders Will Leave PDP If Wike Mistakenly Emerges As A Candidate' by E2000: 8:17pm On May 27, 2022
If Wike is president Deborah's incident would have received prompt Justice. The Northern Boko sponsors don't want that.
Health / Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by E2000: 9:43am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
Break up and take time to rediscover yourself. They don't rush matters like this if not you will find yourself in more mess e.g drugs addiction

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Travel / Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by E2000: 10:04am On May 16, 2022
Anndrew:
I repeat,u are a bloody bastard
Whatever you are a little person with little home training. State your view and if its better you get a like . Not everyone is naughty like your mother's private part.

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Travel / Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by E2000: 10:42am On May 13, 2022
Anndrew:
u are a bloody son of a bastard...idiot...
Do you own a hotel? what exactly is your pain. You should get help before you give yourself BP.

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Romance / Re: My Cheating Is About To End My Marriage by E2000: 10:40am On May 13, 2022
Simple matter bro. Just take a break. Take a 1 year break to clear your head and try see her after that. Modern relationship need modern medicine. So live separately for one year or two then try to win each other over again from the scratch.
Travel / Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by E2000: 8:39am On May 11, 2022
Mumu people get sense abeg. All this type of news will only justify the already inflated fare of most hotels. If you can't lodge in a 4 to 7k hotel then go to 100k-400k per night hotel.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Should Prepare For The Worst Fuel Scarcity - Petrol Marketers by E2000: 9:30am On May 10, 2022
Do your worse fools we don't give a Bleep
Health / Re: "Dead" Woman Bangs On Coffin During Her Funeral To Say She's Alive by E2000: 12:31pm On May 04, 2022
RIP to the many Muslim faithful who may have been buried alive.
Politics / Re: MEND Demands Immediate Release Of Hon. Farrah Dagogo by E2000: 12:23pm On May 04, 2022
If only Nigerians will stop been very gullible they will see clearly that this man is one of the few people who can actually rule Nigeria. If you misbehave under him you get cutlass wipe on your back and if you dont repent and keep troubling Nigeria then you will qualify to get the cutlass wipe on your head or neck . That is what this country needs now and Wike is the man to deliver it .

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Health / Re: Premature Ejaculation Is Severe Dealing With My Relationship by E2000: 9:07pm On May 01, 2022
Me I have not had sex for a long time and slowly fear of me climaxing in 2 minutes slowly got into my head and now I am convinced I will Bleep up even without failing so I stay away from it completely. Many girls have offered but I turned them down because I am scared to Bleep up. I don't know how long I can hide because eventually I will have to face my fear.
Health / Re: Premature Ejaculation Is Severe Dealing With My Relationship by E2000: 8:57pm On May 01, 2022
Seyila6450:
Try garlic, ginger, white onions,water melon. Blend this together then extract d mixture, add lemon and original honey. Take dis morning b4 you brush. Like 5am. Then at nyt after dinner. Do dis for 2weeks without having sex. And try some exercise like early morning jogging. Atleast for an hour, do leg exercise and 20 pushup every day. Stop masturbation and porn totally bro. M a living witness. Baba I no hide anything for you, woman go dey run follow. Sorry bro I forget try stay calm when having sex. Peace
I think this is it. Be very calm take things slow and be in control. And avoid the missionary position that is don't lie down unto of her instead kneel down with your leg wide open and position her well and then take it slow from here at a point you may get even so comfortable or in control that you won't be able to climax for a very long time.
Crime / Re: Sex With Dog: Kemi Olunloyo Exposes The Reason Behind It by E2000: 8:46pm On May 01, 2022
One thing is certain she lied about what she really was doing in a Juju market that she could not send a servant but had to go in person to such a place. Anyway....

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Sports / Re: Real Madrid Thrash Espanyol To Win Their 35th La Liga Title As Benzema Nets by E2000: 6:00pm On Apr 30, 2022
One Big love to other teams that are happy for us. Barcelona no love for you cool

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Zelensky Rejects U.S Evacuation Offer As Russian Assasins Parachute Into Kyiv by E2000: 1:00pm On Apr 29, 2022
The united states are tired of the madman for refusing to surrender and he keeps making them to send weapons or look like the bad guys themselves and now they want to assassinate him themselves and pin it on the Russians. Good plan from the devil himself

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Phones / Re: Would Elon Musk Keep Parag Agrawal As Twitter CEO After This Tweet? by E2000: 11:35am On Apr 27, 2022
kick that fool out we want freedom let the racist speak. Any white fool that talks anyhow will get equal tongue lashing .
Politics / Re: Supporter Releases Video Of Massive Crowd At Yahaya Bello's Declaration by E2000: 11:44am On Apr 22, 2022
He wont even win in his state . Some idiots who are feeding from him are telling him what he wants to hear and he is dancing to the tune of their music for him . Even is people hate him because he was a complete failure.
Travel / Re: NAF Aircraft Crashes In Kaduna by E2000: 10:24am On Apr 20, 2022
This planes are actually expire goods just like cars that have heavy mileage that we went and bought from the white people . most of them had flaws in their engine designs. There are planes been used in the US Airforce that are not for sale Hence the latest and best stuff are not for sale. Since we dont have the brains to make our own i guess we cant complain .
Politics / Re: Why Nigerian Youths Should Consider Osinbajo For 2023 Presidency by E2000: 10:09am On Apr 20, 2022
Fools are quick to talk without thinking how are we going to consider him when primary election result has not been released.
Education / Re: Chrisland Breaks Silence On Sex Scandal, 5 Pupils Misbehaved In Dubai by E2000: 11:44am On Apr 19, 2022
Julianaa:
I remember a case like this where two students were recorded having intercourse

The lady was sent abroad for scholarship

Nigeria for you
The pornography industry is a booming business in America and they need more participant.
Crime / Re: Man Falsely Accused Of Rape Shares Their Chat Where She Confessed (screenshots) by E2000: 9:29am On Apr 19, 2022
Forgive ke... I will take the fall as best as I can in that situation but many years later I will come and shoot you dead dead.
Romance / Re: LADIES: Can You Marry A Guy Who Still Lives With His Mother? by E2000: 9:19am On Apr 19, 2022
osazsky:
if u watch zeeworld na woman they pay groom price the man is at liberty to live with is inlaw.. but cuz of too many family members its prob upon prob and d bad members keep succeeding in thier evil
LOL bad news Sell more. Good news movies are boring. It weird but through many people love bad news more.
Romance / Re: LADIES: Can You Marry A Guy Who Still Lives With His Mother? by E2000: 9:20pm On Apr 17, 2022
I observe that in India movies billionaire family live together in one very big furnished house or Estate. I see nothing bad in leaving in the same Estate with my parents so far we are mega rich but I will like to have my own separate quarters. It all depends on individuals and how you were trained and wired mentally. I advice if you want to marry someone very important in a billionaire home were they already live together be careful not to try separate him from his family. They will see you as a treat to their unity and revolt against you.

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Crime / Re: White Lady Who Stabbed Her Nigerian Boyfriend To Death Is Seen At A Bar Chilling by E2000: 5:45pm On Apr 10, 2022
What do u want us to do now? Make useless noise as usual that solves no problem.
Education / Re: In Your Secondary School Days, People Who Sat At The Back Were Known As? by E2000: 5:43pm On Apr 10, 2022
This only happens in mushroom schools
Politics / Re: Drones To Detect Terrorists To Be Made In Ogun State by E2000: 11:35am On Apr 08, 2022
Nigerialabalaba:

aswear2gud, u be native local man, even for US, d info on company wey dey manufacture lethal arms dey in public domain. D koko na d technology behind it. Companies dey release corporate action news for d investing public and brand positioning, e no mean any shishi.
u wey u neva enta aeroplane go open ur mouth waa dey talk about stupid foreign countries wey exist only for ur convoluted mind. Shiorr
Oga the guy above is correct you are the one talking rubbish . why has this USA not release schematics on how to manufacture Nukes to the press . They even have planes they do not sell to other countries and weapons with self destruct mechanism in case the enemy captures it during operation. The best stuff they have are kept hidden no one knew about the atomic bomb until it was used against the Japs . No one knew about the sound proof Helicopter until it was used to capture Osama Bin ladeen. Our Press are just too lousy and talk any how and do not understand the meaning of " NATIONAL INTEREST" because of lack of patriotism and proper education .
Sports / Re: Boris Johnson: Transgender Women Should Not Compete In Female Sport( Pix) by E2000: 11:25am On Apr 08, 2022
I agree absolutely .The fact that you even went to cut your Penis is a sign of mental problem .
Phones / Re: Infinix Announce The Hot 12i: Price And Specifications by E2000: 11:22am On Apr 08, 2022
tobbyteee:
Is it good for gaming?
No it will be terrible
Phones / Re: Infinix Announce The Hot 12i: Price And Specifications by E2000: 11:20am On Apr 08, 2022
Kazeem47:
They keep the same shit mediatek.The only infinix phone I know is Infinix Hot S3.The company really tried on it.No wonder the market is high despite been released 2018.Its too good for the price they sold it.Its they have halt the product too because its too good to be sold at that amount.Bought mine 2018 and its still rock till today.No issues.
You need deliverance I currently used the infinix note 10 pro and it runs genshi impact almost flawlessly can this your hot s3 even play pes 2021 at max settings ?

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