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Phones / Re: Ask Me Any Question About Tecno L8+ by eaemmy(m): 11:45pm On Sep 24, 2016
Just bought the l8 plus and i will say overall its a smooth experience . A nice take i will say for that price tag (N37,000). The battery duration is quite impressive, also will say switching between apps is damn impressive, no lags thanks to the 2gig ram and the whopping 5050 mah battery capacity. just worth the price.

Design gives premium feel compared to rivals, giving you value for your money.

Now where the hitches is ,is trying to create shortcuts at home screen, just can't figure it out yet, need assistance from users please. Should in case you know how to figure it out, update me. Apart from that, i will strongly recommend this phone for you all.
Phones / Re: Infinix Alpha Marvel X502 Disccussion Thread by eaemmy(m): 6:15pm On Dec 01, 2013
well guys,I have come across the alpha marvel,and all I can say is that this phone is a beauty and the beast....
....its a must buy for me.
Phones / Re: Infinix Alpha Marvel X502 Disccussion Thread by eaemmy(m): 12:27am On Nov 27, 2013
numen:

since u r too dumb to figure...it's an opinion/view/perspective. Choose one. You need to check into a ward.
wait my pal,don't u have any other life aside coming to troll over discussion at nairaland ?.....gay!
Phones / Re: Infinix Alpha Marvel X502 Disccussion Thread by eaemmy(m): 5:35pm On Nov 22, 2013
we need more reviews pls.Someone shld tell me out of the available 16gb internal memory ,how many is at users disposal?

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Phones / Re: Infinix Alpha Marvel X502 Disccussion Thread by eaemmy(m): 5:21pm On Nov 22, 2013
numen: How hard was it to make this phone a "Dual SIM" with an "Expandable Memory?" People got to great length to make decent phones just to spoil it by omitting key features.

Slim Phone with 1.5GHz, decent 5" screen. Why can't you just make it a dual sim? It just beats my imagination. I guess I have to revert back to HTC one dual sim unless the purported Tecno Phantom A III makes my day.

Learn Infinix...Learn.
seriously ,u need get a life.All I know is dat de phone is jst cool.
Phones / Re: Infinix Alpha Marvel X502 Disccussion Thread by eaemmy(m): 7:09pm On Nov 18, 2013
is it available at slot here in abuja and watz de price like,40k or below?
Phones / Re: Tecno M7 Specifications And Features by eaemmy(m): 5:06pm On Oct 21, 2013
For those who are confused , A+ has a sharper display cos of its high PPI and a quad core processor as well as a slightly better battery capacity compared to m7 .dats why the m7 comes cheaper.

BE WISE....

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Jokes Etc / Re: Akpostic Advice/football Mathematics! by eaemmy(m): 6:50pm On Jan 28, 2013
grin grin tongue
carzola: how many rounds did ur dad tek to pregnant ur mum to gv birth to a dry waccko like u? sexual mathematics
Good luck!..

funny ha ha ha .Lol
Jokes Etc / Re: Funniest Akpors Joke Ever!!! by eaemmy(m): 6:29pm On Jan 27, 2013
1)Akpos goes to a store for
groceries. He finds cat food at a
very special low price. He buys
a dozen cans of cat food. The
manager sees this and thinks
that Akpos probably doesn't
own a cat and he might give
the cat food to his children. He
goes to Akpos and ask him to
bring the cat as proof for him
to buy the cat food. Akpos goes
and bring his cat and the
manager lets him buy the
dozen cans.
A few days later Akpos finds
dog food at a low lower price.
He buys a dozen cans of dog
food. Again the manager wants
proof that he owns the dog.
Akpos goes to get his dog and
the manager lets him buy.
A few days later Akpos goes to
the store carrying a bag. He ask
the manager to put his hand in
the bag and feel what is inside.
After feeling what's in the bag
the manager says, "What the
f**k? What is this? Is this shit?"
Akpos nodded and replied, "Yes
I wanted to buy toilet paper
and I don't want you to send
me back for proof again."


2)akpos a bus driver was arguing with his coductor on who was more brilliant.

DRIVER: U nor go school.
CONDUCTOR: Haba! I go school
pass u.
DRIVER: Oya, wetin b 2 times 2?
CONDUCTOR: Ahan! Very easy!
Dat one na 22 now.
DRIVER: Fool! Person tell u d
answer for back abi.
Jokes Etc / Re: This must be a Miracle by eaemmy(m): 9:18pm On Jan 26, 2013
sure its a miracle!


imagine nigeria without fakedrugs
Jokes Etc / Re: Funniest Akpors Joke Ever!!! by eaemmy(m): 11:44pm On Jan 24, 2013
A Community pastor was getting
tired of
hearing his congregation
confess of adultery
every time.
So, he told the community to
adopt saying
they have "fallen" & not go into
details.
(As he would understand)
The old Pastor died & Pastor
Akpors - a new
pastor from outside the town
was sworn in.
Everyday people go to him & say
they have
fallen.
Pastor Akpors being concerned &
not
knowing what's going on called
the village
chief & said to him,
"I think u should get the
pavements fixed,
people tell me that they have
fallen everyday."
The Chief laughed hysterically
knowing exactly
what it means.
"Don't laugh" says Pastor Akpors.
"Your wife fell 7 times this week"
The chief fainted

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Jokes Etc / Funniest Akpors Joke Ever!!! by eaemmy(m): 11:27pm On Jan 24, 2013
An angry wife (Ekaitte) 2 her
husband
(Akpors) on phone.
Ekaitte: Where the hell are
you? ...
... Akpors: Honey, u remember
dat gold shop
where u saw the diamond
necklace & totally
fell in luv wit it?
Ekaitte (relaxed): Yes, my king
Akpors: Remember I had no
cash 2 buy it 4 u
dat day & I said I will buy it 4 u
one day?
Ekaitte (totally relaxed with a
smile & a blush):
Yes I remember my love!
Akpors: Good, I am in a beer
palour next to
that shop!

More to come...

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Biggest Physical Turn Off From A Girl? by eaemmy(m): 11:26pm On Sep 18, 2012
Coming across a girl menstruating really puts me off and also the UGLAY! type...
Phones / Re: nokia su-33w tv receiver update by eaemmy(m): 3:01am On Jul 01, 2011
do you really mean it? I mean are you on for free with GLo subscription, having all 15 channels non-excluding super sport III? .Let me get it clear plss.,,,may be .
spacyzuma:

For months, I've been trying to subscribe to dstv with globacom, to no avail. I've also asked several times on this thread if anyone has been able to do so.

Today, I was able to do it, for the first time ever. Using gloflat as the APN, I subscribed to the FREE package. The mini and maxi packages were not available.
Phones / Re: nokia su-33w tv receiver update by eaemmy(m): 10:23am On Jun 27, 2011
, HE HE HE he he he sad
Phones / Re: nokia su-33w tv receiver update by eaemmy(m): 2:29pm On Jun 24, 2011
***Good day everyone. Dear bloggers especially the @ceejay of all time.I have perrused this thread all through, and i really appreciate thy level of commitment.so far, am using a 5730 xprmusic , i guess it falls into the categories of compatible devices ealier stated.I really would need the mobile sofware wif some few instructs on how to install and run the apps. Freely email me. eaemmy03@yahoo.com or eaemmy02@yahoo.com. thnks appreciate,,,(YOUR REWARD NA FOR HEAVEN EEH DEY) wink
Phones / Re: nokia su-33w tv receiver update by eaemmy(m): 1:43pm On Jun 24, 2011
***Good day everyone. Dear bloggers especially the @ceejay of all time.I have perrused this thread all through, and i really appreciate thy level of commitment.so far, am using a 5730 xprmusic , i guess it falls into the categories of compatible devices ealier stated.I really would need the mobile sofware wif some few instructs on how to install and run the apps. Freely email me. eaemmy03@yahoo.com or eaemmy02@yahoo.com. thnks appreciate,,,(YOUR REWARD NA FOR HEAVEN EEH DEY)
Phones / Re: Blackberry Sucks! by eaemmy(m): 12:39am On Jun 13, 2011
eheen,,,, Purchasing a phone all depends on what you are expecting from it.The fact that someone purchased a bb does not rule him out automaticaly as a fool, but could be that he/she seeks only in making use of less functs like telephony and chatting . As it is quit obvious that someone might be possesion of a sound nokia product but fail to maximise potentials derivable from that phone as such not attach value to it.
I advice that if you really need a phone to serve you wella ,bb shld'nt top your list .I rather sugest you go for a (htc touch diamond ,iphone or nokia symbian 3rd edition product) to really maximise your digital experience .,,,
Phones / Black Burry Sucks by eaemmy(m): 12:34am On Jun 13, 2011
eheen,,,, Purchasing a phone all depends on what you are expecting from it.The fact that someone purchased a bb does not rule  him out automaticaly   as a fool, but could be that he/she seeks only in making use of less functs like  telephony and chatting . As it is quit obvious that someone might be possesion of a sound nokia product but fail to maximise  potentials derivable from that phone as such not attach value to it.
   I advice that if you really need a phone to serve you wella ,bb shld'nt top your list .I rather sugest you go for a (htc touch diamond ,iphone or nokia symbian 3rd edition  product) to really maximise your digital experience .,,,
  kiss
Jokes Etc / Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by eaemmy(m): 3:14am On May 03, 2011
'''hmmm ''4/10'There is room for improvement ;says the head teacher''. cool
Jokes Etc / Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by eaemmy(m): 11:35pm On Apr 19, 2011
grin
!THis jokes 'suck' like Hell!
Jokes Etc / Re: The Two Abokis! by eaemmy(m): 11:09pm On Apr 19, 2011
grin grin cheesy grin cheesy  
impressive!lol
Jokes Etc / Re: The Two Abokis! by eaemmy(m): 11:04pm On Apr 19, 2011
grin grin cheesy grin cheesy
impressive!lol
Jokes Etc / Re: Rude Gurl by eaemmy(m): 10:46pm On Mar 20, 2011
, WHAT A BORING SESSION IT IS,i guess am the wrong place , ,!gropes for mouse, undecided
Health / Re: How Can One Abort 5 Months Pregenancy? by eaemmy(m): 4:26am On Oct 31, 2010
A JOKER l think she is !!!!!She must live up to her responsility ,
Politics / Re: Zoning: Nigeria May Plunge Into Problems - Ibb by eaemmy(m): 1:47am On Oct 29, 2010
Zoning is quit ideal for there to be dismarginalization in the Nigerian political frame work.The fact that i am not in surport of IBB and the rest of candidates steping out of the north does not however erases the truth that  zoning still remains in favour of the north as far as the 2011 general election is concerned.Unfortunatly JORNATHAN is the peoples man and also my trustworthy candidate.[list]
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Jokes Etc / Re: What Obj Plans Againt Ibb: Pics Included by eaemmy(m): 3:36pm On Oct 28, 2010
eemm; NO COMMENT lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc / Re: What Obj Plans Againt Ibb: Pics Included by eaemmy(m): 5:07am On Oct 28, 2010
COMMON GURLS ,try to be a little polite, "gush" thats the probs i do have with Nigerian galz.

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