₦airaland Forum

Rukkyola:
Me self I wan turn minister 4 dis city. When will the next election be coming up? I must contend & win. My babies are fine jare.

u wan become minister with this ur ameboish character,nd if u neva knw na by selection nt election,ntoooor

good morning girlyesosae,uv been quiet since,common dnt b shy,say hello nw

Sent4rina:
me sef wan go sleep i don taya areadi.
Gudnyt neigbour wa.

good mawnin jare runaway husband,aw u dae dis morning?

Rukkyola:
Oya no vex good nyt!

y i go vex,no b today i sabi u now. just respect d minister shikena,awayu dis morning,hpe ur babies are doing well?

jaybabs16:
yes o. Accounting, 2015. U?

womanology, 2016. hehe na Economist i b jare,year two thousand and fifteen

iambibi:
. *focuses the camera on him, Gud day sir, sir its all over the papers that you and your one time bestie, Mr Fraiser, hu used to be ur course mate, please don't gimme that look, we all know you both went to the University of ladies and womenology.. From the department of women hearts and toastinology, anyways that you both are having a big clash and disagreement to prove superiority over the other... All because of a pretty lady named miss Marvluv Livinus, who's beauty cannot be over looked, ... Now Mr super eagle, tell us and our viewers at home what do you have to say concerning this, do you feel you are suppose to be the superior while he, Mr Fraiser dances by your tune?. *hands over microphone to him*

lmao! iambibi turns journalist,my dear the honourable minister will like to take care of this matter privately tnx for ur concern

chisoooooos! is that my magymagz,oh my lawd. i cant believe my eyes,sweedie what happend nw,i don search tire,just say a word

PEZMAN:
Good morning GC people...saw dis one dis mawin..don't know if yuv seen it b4 now..

PLEASE READ BELOW
Statement issued by the director general of NYSC on Tuesday 12 April 2016.. Has issued out warnings to all Prospective Corp member resuming on 27th of April to their various orientation camps. To strictly abide in the NYSC rules and terms, as there will be stringent measures to take place at the camp.. Corp members that are used to bring illegal materials such as NYSC khaki wears,sharp objects, pots, stoves and so on will be sent back as soon as this is discovered.. Also only white shorts and white shirts are allowed,white socks,and NYSC caps,state code number, tag number,without a these you may severely punished.ill moral activities are not allowed either, smoking, drinking to stupor, sexual activities will not be torelated during orientation period.. You are to get the needed and accepted material when coming to camp.. More of this will be stated in the callup letter and in the orientation camp..

ive seen it but it aint on any NYSC social media platform nd even the website,so the source is questionable,but its a good news anywaiz,fake or real.

Kbs468:
you sef suppose know our levels na. Atleast the sure thing na say I not fit enter you sir oo but to prick you into saying something and you just did which I glorify God for as e b say e don tey wey I mention or quote you for GC na. Hope you are good Brother

hehehe! good morning oga mi nd how r u doing dis morning? untop that levels, na brother m still dae do ojoro o

johndanny:
ofcos you will always see me cos ur eye de like eye of d Gods.. Well done Broda

eye of the Gods kwa? lemme take that as a compliment o

Fraiser:
lol... Abeg I need dat fuel now lyk urgently, I need to fill d tank of my lambogini to d brim because I won tore d city wit one newbie... Marvluv is her name... Bur make I never giv u d full gist sha because I dey hide my head for GC now because I dey suspect eaglevision is trailin me wit assassin... Hw ur nyt now? Gudmorni

the wicked runs when no one is pursuing him,ur conscience dae judge u,lol. goodu morning joor

opiscoal:
...thanks bro, u do well ooooooo.... Good morning,

beautiful morning to u too my brother,aw was ur nyt?

Ojeifo12:
baba ile okan, who dey follow woman up and down? sho gba e

good morning bros,pls tell me ur not the one that was insulting one of our women.

Goood morning happening bobos and yotomi ladies of GC,special shoutout to the minister's chosen one oluwamarvelous Aka marvluv.

happy POP to batch A 2015,may God bless them all including my fine grandmother.
In another news Barcelona fc yaff catch fire,won ti laaa na,knocked out of the q finals for the secnd time in abt 8yrs,evryday no b keresimesi

Rukkyola:
Oga gate man. Good nyt u hear.

ur big mouth no go kobalise u,me that was even challenging ur hubby for u,goodnight i go treat ur file tomao

i say i wan lock gate nd una still dae roam abt.
iambibi darl! i never see u today o abi i see u
*talks to self* no u didnt see her today,oya bring me some salad dear,put am for my mouth kolo

sent4rina and rukkyola oya go inside i wan lock gate
rosey33 sweet dreaams dear
eaglevision,look at me i dae call myself sha,marvluv is really floating in my head.
oya evrrybody gooood night.

jaybabs16 i sight u man,ur a unad graduate se?

Fraiser:
babe pls tell dat boi dat u dont need an errand boi... He is stalkin u mehn... You need breathing space dear... Let me wish u a nice sleep babe nd sweet drimx... Lets meet as usual in d land of beautiful drimx...

toooor! a whole minister is nw a boy,but cnt u do away with d insult,are u that desperate bros? marvluv i tink i cnt keep my cool anymore,gotta reply all these cheap blackmail nd character assassination attempt

marvluv:
I will manage..but y not 2am so dat u will not get here late cos of Fraiser, cos he might even decided not to sleep at all just to make it up here bfor u..lols..catch u by den.gud night & sweet dreamz

my dear,u now knw who fraiser is,so u knw what to do,anything u want i'll try my best dear,mayb its high time u moved in dear,nt sure of what that my bro could do,he waants u at all costs.be safe my angel

sent4rina!!! runaway husband i double sight u o,d minister for women affaairs wnt take what u did again,u just abandoned rukkyola like that,y nw?
johndanny i see u bro.

Fraiser:
hmmm nawa o its obvious from ur words dat u re too harsh to have som one lyk marvluv... U will just strangle dat innocent woman one day... Marvluv deserve a calm nd mature man who can put smile on her face not d one dat will b shoutin on d top of his voice... Marvluv is simply an angel... She is not ur size ...

fraiser u should go to bed

marvluv:
owkay...u ar welcome back.

sorry for not been there wen u needed me most,u shld understand my office nd d demands.

marvluv:
oga oo..owkay den, DAT mins u wil av to do d masagin very early tomoro by 6am..cos ma bed is already kissing me now

ok sweedie,but u sure u can sleep nice like this?anywaiz i'll b up by 4am waiting to make u feel alright,do have a sweet nyt rest beautiful * muaaah* catch u in dreamland

marvluv:
really!!?? anyway, datz noted!

babe i cnt imaagine y my closest padi is doin this,but human beings can b wicked sha.

#2146 DEDICATED TO MY HONEYCOMB MARVLUV

marvluv:
my day was cool..datz gonna b nice, but hop ur hands are very soft for dat?

can u imagine,u been talking to me yet fraiser keeps inteferring,can u nw see what i told u dear,dnt worry sweedie my hands were created for this purpose,my palms will soothe ur nerves honey.

Fraiser:
hmmm eagle vision nawa for u o... Shey na dat ur palm wey b lyk sandpaper u won take massage marvluv, her body resemble ply wood for ur eyes ni... Let me tell u wot u dont know, let me tell u wot u dont know d subtle nd elegant body of marvluv can only marvel under d succulent palm of mine... Dat babe is not ur size, I told u several tym dat u shud avoid goin for over size. Marvluv is golden jewel nd she deserve to b embraced wit a golden arms not plastic one ok... Pls take note plssss

this is too cheap,i hav never insulted u yet u keep on doin this ebryday,marvluv knws who is desperate nw

Fraiser:
babe can u imagine... D last tym I saw eaglevision he was smoothin a plank wit his palm... Such a sand paper hand will damage ur succulent skin... Pls dont go near him o... Babe u know u deserve d best

you are nw desperate,imagine all the trash u spewing,what a pity,marvluv dear was attending to some issues,come inside d room nd neglect that agbaya desperado

jubrealguy:
lmao.......eeeessss!!! come here......we no go allow u talk to our women like dat ooo, where is the minister of women affairs...... someone here is telling one of our very own to jump inside Pacific amd u dey dere dey follow womam upandan
cc eaglevision

whaaaaaaat!!! who does that,totally unacceptable.that fellow must b dealt with appropriately,who was he referring to? i was attending to some files na

Fraiser:
hmmm eagle vision nawa for u o... Shey na dat ur palm wey b lyk sandpaper u won take massage marvluv, her body resemble ply wood for ur eyes ni... Let me tell u wot u dont know, let me tell u wot u dont know d subtle nd elegant body of marvluv can only marvel under d succulent palm of mine... Dat babe is not ur size, I told u several tym dat u shud avoid goin for over size. Marvluv is golden jewel nd she deserve to b embraced wit a golden arms not plastic one ok... Pls take note plssss

i offered my darling a massage u dae chook mouth,fraiser wetin happen sef,y u wanna embarass urself,u wanna force urself on marvluv,u no dae tire.see as u just dae speak in tongues up there.

Kbs468:
Eaglevision, you no eagle anything oo. Na typical human sight you get oo wey b say na unilateral focus e dey get oo

oga mi! i sight u o,this wan u dae take style enta me.how hav u been boosiest boss?