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fairlyusedpant:
delivery na nationwide shey?

Please can you deliver two hot slaps to my uncle in abuja, the guy dey stingy?

ur case no b here,i dae see u as u dae troll marvluv fa.
i go first deliver ur own slap con send u and d slap go meet ya uncle,then con deliver u for GC prison for constituting nuisance.

prindu:
ok, how much for fitted white short & body hug white polo too. Mak I know ur prices before I order from Aba

lol se u dae play ni? dis one i dae see polo and body hug,wey hardie14 my marketer o.

anywaiz
akube shorts per one 700.
round necks of some quality brand(3 in 1)1800,2000
rubber tennis 800
leather tennis and cloth material tennis 1200,1400.
waist pouch 600
socks 100
prices all in dollars,hehe.

Delivery na nationwide o.tanku

oyinkel:
Bros you suppose understand na, if shit dey catch person, na as you dey near toilet nai the thing dey para pass o.

i seeee! oya poo poo for body na.lol

prindu:
Hmmm... So eaglevision dey sell camp kits too, I no knowing ooo. How market egbon?

Now u have know o,market just dae,i dae my house dae expect container and una order,oya order for ur own,if u don get order for ur siblings.

DTOBS:
Guys start getting ur camp kits oooo no time to check time oooo.
Eaglevision and dominion92 will help you guys out on that!

Meanwhile, straight to camp is ready to take you straight to camp...doublezero will help you on that

baba oooo,thanks for the unpaid advert,i appreciate.
i hear say dem ban u,wetin u do?ohhh! u tried to snatch my magymagz,thats good for u,they hav to ban u again.hehe

Fireandice!!! i just like ur moniker sha,hw hav u been dear?

DTOBS:
Eaglevision Eaglevision Eaglevision Eaglevision

Sirrrrrrrrr!!! good afternoon oga mi,been a while,aw hav u been? anything fun awa boys? i no dae see u for that end again,wessupin na

Sunnepa17:
Chairman, my anxiety nah die ooo, ♍ƺ no want make dem change my Akwa-Ibom ayaya ooo

Reallly! i also saw Akwa Ibom in the leaked CUL sha but i want make dem add lag join lol.

Sunnepa17:
Was sɦɛ given new CUN afta sɦɛ is done wif registratn...or same smsCUN in unauthorized CUL.....just 2 knw Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ 2 prepare our mind.

bros tomorrow is here nw,dis ur anxiety ehn,well i relate sha.by 2am tomorrow ur CUL will b ready,come sleep for my cafe this night hehe.

agroronnie:
Sorry for breaking your chats but i saw an amendment on the nysc time table that the posting and online print out of call up letters will now be from 20th april thats tomorrow till 27th april as opposed to from 24th to 27th previously stated. Can anyone confirm this please

welcome back to planet earth bros,that change is over 3wks nw if am right,guess u havnt been aroun,in short printing of CUL starts tomorrow,grab ur copy nd dont be a lastma.

Qutyjoice:
Yu wan start this morning again? Anyway gud a.m and please leave Oyeh out of this...Tanks in advance

u sha wan hook me for throat like fish bone,i go use eba push u down,good mawnin joor,oye is my padi aw i go leave am

Fraih:
I mentioned you When he came around na. How come you didnt see that

i saw it briefly jare was just too lazy to reply then,but where is he right now? u sef its been a while u visited me at the ministry,how hav u been dear?

Cynnny:
My able father in d city, how far u?

my sweetest daughter im just peachy,awayu my dear and hows sirguy542 treating u,if he misbehaves i will just lock him up,have u seen ur elder brother as well?
have a great day ahead

Fraiser:
lol... Me na french teacher o I sabi am die... Enh enh u won giv me tutorial, u won dey teach ur teacher abi

u sabi nada,dnt forget ur olodoish status nw
olodo nie joor,i been dae ministry tey tey nw,so make i show how to run a ministry

Sent4rina:
You've missed (arguably) the best party in Golden city.. Everybody in the city really enjoyed themselve last night. The party was electrify and rosy..

Be dat at it may, i sincerely tell you that we(the richest family in Gcity) have "fine" you for wasting our fuds and we(rukkyola & I) demand a letter of apology and a sum of 20thousand §(gcity dollar).

who dash u richest family? u wan collect fine make u use am pay ur debt abi,people dn dae complain say dem just waste their time come d parry,fine kor finest ni

Folabibret i see u,fraih darling i neva see shammak o,crobboy i see ur messages brother,marvluv my juicy babe i missd u too,somebodysmrs my best concubine i keep missing u,sc31 una well done o,qutyjoice iyawo padi mi sha dae yab me, na ur hubby i pity for u,oyehomie i see how u edit my post o kwantinu,

merikims:
I see you baby.

*smiles* This one ur calling me baby in public,e dae totori me,i for no allow logodwhiz snatch u frm me sha,once a darling always a darling anywaiz

smileeey:
Bros, smileeey has been smiling all day. Everything I dey read for here dey sweet me.

keep on smiling joor,no time to dae frown again
good morning dearie,hw was ur nyt?

Oyehomie:
d babe na ma real friend ooo....we kno sooo welll....
Y u con dey yab am nah.....i helped yu small though...lol...
Hw far nah...wats up with cul...eksu said ppl shu check bk tomao...

make i address Cul ish here,sebi ur close to sch na.go confirm for us joor,but im very sure its in sch,tomao is almost here anywaiz by God's grace so make we chillax

PEZMAN:
Neva knew yu guys rep Eksu oooo....oya baba Oyehomie, eaglevision I sight una....

i double sight u omo iya,oti gbayi juuu

Iambibi the journalist cum Mc,good morning my fruity dearest,i dae feel u as mc more than ur amebor work o,magymagz and i couldnt make rukkyola aka chief amebor's naming ceremony last nyt,oya give me ur report abt how it went down

Fraiser:
eagle padimi ki lo n worsorpin, hw ur dey na... Me just comot traffic enter d city since ni o

me just fit enta dis morning o,d traffic too much.but we gats prepare against tomorrow o,the traffic will b unprecedented,we gats fortify this city against invasion and screen out anybody

hardie14:
you no see me abi. no worry na today i go comot that ur eagle eye and give you batvision. yeye child**in jenifa's voice**

na traffic cause am no vex,i no even see myself,my eagle eye is untouchable joor,good mawnin dear,aw was ur nyt?

Fraiser:
you are welcom bro... Feel free to enjoy ursef... Bonju la bonsoiur

for ur left mind u don speak french abi,good morning jare,aw hav u been?
i hear say dem don give u portfolio,na tru?better come meet me for tutorials.dnt thank me what are we friends for

God never fails to let the sun outlive the storm,we are marching on even though we are in April.
Ajuwaya morning to y'all nd im sure we all had a splendid nyt rest,some wudda printed their CUL in their dream while some like me dreamt of flexing for mammi market,just a day to go and im just praying they gimme my Lagos and Akwa ibom,na d two i want.
come to think of it the budget hasnt been signed yet we are finally abt to get our CUL, so what has been delaying them all this while?

i couldnt enta GC last night cos of traffic,a whole minister for that matter,wu go brief me wetin happen,i hear say wan amebor do naming ceremony,na true?
wishing all of us a tantalising and tasteful tuesday ahead.
cc- all

Abbeyunique2:
Ori e wanibe paddy mi, let me check my twitter goons too.
I'm seeing light at the end of the tunnel.

i see say u dn dae bottle already,the light for this end na floodlight o.assin no darkness again.
gosh dis traffic dae affect my network sha. wednesday go mahhd

lollydope:
Thanks officially

see ya teeth like dipo kolawole own,ur welcome joor

lollydope:
Thanks officially

see ya teeth like dipo kolawole own,ur welcome joor

lollydope:
Thanks officially

see ya teeth like dipo kolawole own,ur welcome joor

Goood news evrywhere,nothing wey get beginning wey no go get end,naso life be.see how city full like say we dae share money,we gats evict all y'all runaway members or u guys get some fine,i no fit see road sef,who b this wey dae shake something for my front,comot make i pass jare.
my vision is getting blurred o but i sight padi mi fraiser,fake marketer sc31,merikims my sugar mamma
logodwhiz baba,abbeyunique2 eyan mi,johndanny my bro,i see u smileeey sweets

where is our CSO,the city is under a seige o,we have to start screening Asap.

EKSU has received CULs for its PCM's,a source just confirmed this,wanna get more confirmation.
cc - logodwhiz abbeyunique2

iroyin ayoooo ti de

corper weeeeeeeee!
Good to go?
omo im lazy to reply mentions,dis news dae totori my body.

IN OTHER NEWS
Those of us that havnt got our camp kits can start placing their orders for cheap and good quality camp kits.
with less than 6k u gonna smile with what u goin to get
delivery nationwide.no carry 'house' money go outside o
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Handover ceremony going in NYSC headquarters,seems we are really really good to go,no bad breaking news whatsoever.has my reliable source been here today?