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PhonesRe: Whatsapp Has Just Released The Most Annoying Update by Ealiserwest(m): 7:47am On Sep 21, 2016
freecocoa:
While we are still talking whatsapp, please does anyone know why messages won't be deleted? Been trying to delete some messages/chats to no avail. huh
Make sure u have enough space on your phone memory
And also when trying to clear just leave ur phone while its cleaning. .i mean don't operate it
PhonesRe: 5 Things You Shouldn't Share On Facebook by Ealiserwest(m): 7:24am On Sep 21, 2016
misspetit:
Ikeja
How much will you fix Tecno L6 charging port? ??
SportsRe: Iheanacho Or Rashford, Who Is Better? by Ealiserwest(m): 4:34pm On Sep 20, 2016
Well.. It's because Ihenacho is enjoying the talents of his teams..
U pple should just get this clear..

Rashford is really working hard.. Playing on left and right flanks....

For me Rashford is better..

Kelechi is good but he doesn't work like Rashford in England
PhonesRe: Apple Fans React After Finally Getting Their Hands On Iphone7 by Ealiserwest(m): 2:55pm On Sep 18, 2016
LOVEGINO:
if no be iphone8, no fone I go buy.
Rubbish. . U just waste someone's mb..
Qoute all that picture grin
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Sues EFCC For N200m by Ealiserwest(m): 11:55am On Sep 11, 2016
Glo share just de yarn rubbish!!
Because you met her for just 5mins. Then she's so nice.

Even wicked people are nice..

U talked about Aisha having 100m watch.. U didnt get ur fact right tws 10m.. U were caught
U still went ahead typed na only one watch she get??

Lol.. Ur mumu get first class
.
Integrated mumu
PhonesRe: Differences Between BB & Android by Ealiserwest(m): 8:51am On Sep 02, 2016
BB and hotness
Are like
5&6

Android device will give you free World.. u can even be a developer to your phone


But blackberry is for dullard people.. Just buy.. Download music surf net play games chat and watch movies den calls
CelebritiesRe: Simi Confirms Dating Ycee. "Age Is Just A Number" by Ealiserwest(m): 9:40am On Aug 31, 2016
Acepen:
am not looking for trouble oh but av noticed u are just on every thread anywhere anytime like kilode! U no dey rest.
How did you notice.. U ve been around too..

So see yourself as same thing you thinking about her
PoliticsRe: Buratai Visits Soldiers & UN Staff & Others Wounded By Boko Haram (Pics) by Ealiserwest(m): 10:07am On Jul 29, 2016
Lanretoye:
okay...
if na some ppl,dem go don shout FTC like say dem chop nairabet.
U sef de shout abeg make we hear word
LiteratureRe: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by Ealiserwest(m): 6:34am On Jul 23, 2016
chuxyfranklin:
Hmmmm....I Smell lies
Didirin.. Lol..with your big nose ehn? Why u no go de smell up nd down
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Jokes EtcAnswer All Questions Correctly And Get Free Airtime by Ealiserwest(op): 10:43pm On Jul 18, 2016
Quiz 101 week 27,
Nigeria Senate,.
30 minutes.

Choose the correct answer.
Q1: "I will beat you and nothing will happen" who made this statement.. (5 marks)
A, Bukola Saraki
B. Ekweremadu
C. Dino Melaye
D. OBJ.

Q2: To whom was the statement in Q1 was
directed? (5 marks)
A, Remi Tinubu
B. Diezanne
C. Mrs. Melaye
D. None of the above.

Q3, If Remi Tinubu gets rolleyes impregnated by Dino, what will the child be in future. (5 marks)
A, A Bastard
B. A billionaire
C. A. Thug
D. Future Nigeria President
E. A Nigerian Senator

Q4. What should be Bola Tinubu's reaction to Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. Beat Dino
B. Thank Dino
C. Sue Dino to court
D. Do nothing
E. Divorce Remi

Q5. What statement will Bola Tinubu likely make after hearing that his wife will be impregnated by
Dino. (5 marks)
A. Hmmm, Remi, so you and Dino have been doing it together Abi?
B. Hmmm Omo Ale jatijati.
C. Wo Remi, Let Him try it first, and I will show
him what "Magun" is, idiot.
D. Olorun gbo adura wa ni yen (God has finally
answered our prayer)

Q6. Why was Remi Tinubu not scared of Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. She knows Dino is a liar.
B. She knows Dino cannot perform.
C. She knows Dino can perform.
D. She wants to dare Dino

Q7. What was Bukola Saraki' reaction to Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. He was quiet.
B. He was shocked.
C. He was happy
D. He was sorry for Dino
E. none of the above.

Q8. Why was Saraki sorry for Dino.? (5marks)
A. He knows Dino is impotent.
B. He knows Bola put Magun on Remi.
C. He also want to impregnate Remi.
D. He is very scared of Tinubu.
E. All of the above.

Q9. What was Ekweremadu's reaction to Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. He was shocked
B. He wasn't 'happy.
C. He wasn't listening
D. He was happy.
E. None of the above.

Q.10. Ekweremadu did not hear Dino's statement because...... (5 marks)
A. He was not happy.
B. He was thinking about his jail term.
C. He was thinking about his forgery case.
D.He was fighting at that time.
E. All of the above.

Q11. In one sentence describe what should happen to Nigeria Senate?
(50 marks)

No cheating please.. grin angry
Music/RadioRe: Kenyan Lecturer Sets Exam Based On Kendrick Lamar Song by Ealiserwest(m): 12:55am On Jul 18, 2016
Osirus:
why are you guys acting like Drake's the chuck D of this era? Kendrick is light years ahead of him, if he is so lyrical like you think why haven't he replied joe burdden? .. dude's scared cause joe murdered him on 2 different diss track
Common Kendrick ix not going viral than Drizzy. .see man just gat it all.. For the diss. Listen to No Shopping. .
CelebritiesWatch out! The Nexus Entertainment taking over the entertainment industry by Ealiserwest(op):
Shout out to all d nairalander out here.. I owe u all a big thanks..

The Nexus Ent has been doing alot of work on Music and, now we need to hear from my fellow nairalanders. .

TONIGHT
by KENNY-K ft Easysoul X Candy bleakz
Produced by HMZ

Feel the Ultra super sounded quality songs so far

Download here

https://www.dropbox.com/s/dqcrqcw1a9wuqcb/Tonight-Kenny%20k%20ft%20soul%20x%20candy%20.mp3?dl=0


Another New Hit From the CEO of Nexus Ent....

Titled Sexy [color=#990000][/color]Mama by Easysoul ft Flexxy



https://www.dropbox.com/s/kjnmvn35kfcq3me/Sexy%20Mama-The%20Nexus.mp3?dl=0


Dance hall Track Titled GBONDI by Easysoul ft Flexxy

https://www.dropbox.com/s/gyd8w2erfnombo2/THE%20NEXUS%20-%20GBONDI.mp3?dl=0

Another hit track from The Nexus Titled IWONIMOFE by Easysoul ft Flexxy

Download from the drop link below

https://www.dropbox.com/s/b4sgizpao7aindw/THE%20NEXUS%20-%20Iwoni%20mofe.mp3?dl=0


My WhatsApp number +234705 382 4732, +2348036618929...

Cc. Lalasticlala
Cc. Mimzy
Cc. Ladyf
Cc. Lanicky
Cc. Lakes99

Music/RadioRe: The Nexus Entertainment Is At It Again by Ealiserwest(op): 7:15pm On Jul 16, 2016
lakes99:
yeah


una do well cool
Thanks so much for the comment
Music/RadioRe: The Nexus Entertainment Is At It Again by Ealiserwest(op): 5:09pm On Jul 16, 2016
lakes99:
one of the singer sounds just like pepenazi
Hmm! The first verse?
Music/RadioRe: The Nexus Entertainment Is At It Again by Ealiserwest(op): 4:48pm On Jul 16, 2016
lakes99:
kinda love this cheesy
Thanks for taking your time to download
Music/RadioRe: The Nexus Entertainment Is At It Again by Ealiserwest(op): 11:15am On Jul 16, 2016
mimzy:
I'll download and listen to it bro
Congrats on ur new single. #BigHug
Thanks MAma
Music/RadioRe: The Nexus Entertainment Is At It Again by Ealiserwest(op): 8:50am On Jul 16, 2016
Flexherbal:
Good one!
Thank you sir.. I hope you enjoyed the music. .
Music/RadioThe Nexus Entertainment Is At It Again by Ealiserwest(op): 8:37am On Jul 16, 2016
The Nexus Entertainment present to you another hitz single.


Titled
TONIGHT
by KENNY-K ft Easysoul X Candy bleakz
Produced by HMZ

Feel the Ultra super sounded quality song

Cc. Lalasticlala
Cc. Mimzy
Cc. Ladyf

https://www.dropbox.com/s/dqcrqcw1a9wuqcb/Tonight-Kenny%20k%20ft%20soul%20x%20candy%20.mp3?dl=0

Music/RadioRe: Kenyan Lecturer Sets Exam Based On Kendrick Lamar Song by Ealiserwest(m): 3:37am On Jul 16, 2016
Listening to for free.. Menh Drake is the rap rapper rappest.. Or listen to 4pm in Calabasas. . Oh menh
Music/RadioRe: Kenyan Lecturer Sets Exam Based On Kendrick Lamar Song by Ealiserwest(m): 3:28am On Jul 16, 2016
Drake all the way.. Who's that Kendrick Lamar shit.. Small boy for game. And even lil wayne said.. Uhh! I'll be gone till November But fuvk it cuz i know Drizzy z gonna kill em..

Drake
My mentor
We share same birthday
We rep #oct24
We d best
#O.V.O
CelebritiesRe: Elsie Okpocha Celebrates Her Birthday With Sexy Photos by Ealiserwest(m): 9:27am On Jul 13, 2016
N100 and N1000 were best friends one day they had an accident and both died. On reaching paradise entrance ,God let N100 enter freely .So N1000 asked God my lord am I not N100 times more valid than him? how can he enter while I'm outside? GOD answered N100 & his younger sister N50 always come to church but you are always present in bars, night clubs, restaurants & hotels, so disappear, I dont want to see u. Pls lets help N1000 to enter heaven....
Sir/ Ma N1000 is not too much for God. Put am for the offering box, haba.
PhonesRe: Pls Help. How Can I Share Data On My Mtn Sim by Ealiserwest(m): 6:34am On Jul 11, 2016
I sabi am.. But shey u go share gimme.. I need data badly[color=#990000][/color] grin
CrimeRe: Breaking News : Serious Mayhem At Ijebu Igbo Right Now by Ealiserwest(op): 4:20pm On Jul 07, 2016
UPDATES ON THE IJEBU IGBO CRISIS

As at this moment, peace is still right here.
From a reliable source police misfire at an indigene from Igbaire community he goes by the name Wale. But the people of the community didn't take the shot at their innocent son likely so they came to protest at police station throwing bottles at people and also using harmful object. So the police have to sprung into action by making sure peace is restore in the community.

Right now a thorough check is been conducted at the front of Secretariat. So if you are coming to Ijebu igbo or you leaving Ijebu igbo please go along with your ID CARD. And for those who leave at Ijebu Igbo pls don't keep late nites.

Thank you all more updates as things envelope because from what am hearing this is not the end....

Reporting From Ijebu Igbo.
CrimeBreaking News : Serious Mayhem At Ijebu Igbo Right Now by Ealiserwest(op): 2:18pm On Jul 07, 2016
BREAKING NEWS

SERIOUS MAYHEM AT IJEBU IGBO RIGHT NOW IF YOU ARE COMING TO IJEBU IGBO PLS KEEP OFF FOR NOW MOST ESPECIALLY SKYE BANK AREA....

ITS BETWEEN THE POLICE (SARS) AND A COMMUNITY STILL UNDER CONFIRMATION.

PLS RBC.
EducationRe: ASUU kicks against FG’s scrapping of Post-UTME by Ealiserwest(m): 7:38am On Jun 30, 2016
Cherishing:
Why are both parties confused

They re all in the right sense.

We re all looking for a way forward in this country .


FG should simply allow them conduct their exams with little or no money taken from the students .


But country hard: everyday jungle dey mature, that's the only way some tertiary schools can generate huge revenue internally. SMH
Not by talking much money from students.. Haba
EducationRe: ASUU kicks against FG’s scrapping of Post-UTME by Ealiserwest(m): 7:34am On Jun 30, 2016
Dariye:
They are even shamelessly admitting to the extortion, so because schools are under funded, innocent struggling students should pay and it is not as if their admission is sure o
Totally rubbish. .. So they wasting more than 60% peeps money Wen de know they wunt b admitted.
Dem suppose hang dem for that point
CelebritiesRe: "One Dance" Track Info Proves Wizkid Wrote And Co-produced It by Ealiserwest(m): 9:41am On Jun 27, 2016
Nigerians.. Una get problem. . Haba.. Drake own it.. Wiz Khid wrote it.. Una never taya for this kind yeye thing? .. They did business and making profit.. Una de here de analyze .. Rubbish posts undecided
PropertiesRe: Fire Outbreak At Lagos Airport Hotel by Ealiserwest(m): 1:09pm On Jun 21, 2016
TDonald:
Even if na only air-condition spoil, u still hear property worth millions of naira undecided
You got me loling grin

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