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AgricultureRe: Can You Believe I Killed This Animal By Myself? by Eazie351(m): 8:01am On Nov 20, 2025
Okayy, you killed it but why is it in a bowl? Perhaps, soup?
PoliticsRe: How Do I Explain To The Younger Generation? A Throwback About The Good Old Days by Eazie351(m): 3:17pm On Aug 27, 2025
Please explain also that there are many more ways to earn money now than 2006.

To save money then, you'd have to do manual jobs then and those 50 naira, 100 naira weren't easy money then. Our fathers too bought TV for lesser amounts in their time

It's just change.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Most Nigerians Are Guilty Of This Bad Thing! by Eazie351(m): 3:09pm On Aug 27, 2025
For peace of mind and benz, which one fast pass abeg? I wan reach somewhere next week
FamilyRe: Lord Lamba Sparks Debate Saying Woman Who Pay Her Own Bills Won't Listen To Man by Eazie351(m): 3:06pm On Aug 27, 2025
being able to sufficiently pay her own bills as a woman will trigger her masculinity and that will bring strife for the position of authority.

This is majorly the case but if you think I'm wrong, you're right.
FamilyRe: She Knew When We Met That I Was Homeless, Nigerian Man Celebrate Wife's Birthday by Eazie351(m): 2:58pm On Aug 27, 2025
A clear case of love being easy when the woman loves you.
Money is needed but the basis of the relationship should not be built on impressing with money.

Women will lie to themselves (if they like you) no matter what. The man was saying he was homeless and an aboki but she dey lie give herself say na cruise.

Lastly, Go out. Your partner is out there. If you are in a relationship too, go out with your partner. It doesn't necessarily mean dinner dates and all that.
They went to visit the zoo. How expensive could that be? Eh? Keep romance alive, doesn't cost much
RomanceRe: Is It Normal For Ones Partner To Be Demanding For Sex Everyday? by Eazie351(m): 5:26pm On Aug 26, 2025
Am I allowed to say Gbimmhuhhuh?

U nor understand? cheesy
EducationRe: ‘Ghe Ghe University’: Coalition Urges NUC To Crack Down On Social Media ‘univers by Eazie351(m): 5:22pm On Aug 26, 2025
Wahala no come too much like this?
Where them suppose face, them no go face
RomanceRe: Is This A Good Reasons To Break Up by Eazie351(m): 2:05pm On Aug 25, 2025
Sharp guyyy.

University student, you don use format chop underage street girl, you no know say their hormones dey 300% charged and relationship na mostly their priority.
You wan dey find excuse grin
She go soon cast you. Better strong face chase am commot before them stamp your 14 years.

10 days relationship cheesy
RomanceRe: Is This A Good Reasons To Break Up by Eazie351(m): 2:01pm On Aug 25, 2025
Emma09:
One of the strong reasons for my Divorce. Wifey then was a Muslim but got converted. She and her Mom! Father and few of her siblings are still Muslim. Father refused to give his blessings, he was coreced into doing it, I didn't do a church wedding cos of that. I did Nikkar, Court and Church blessing. Marriage ended just after 6 yrs. I have since remarried. Oga bro, don't ever try marry from a religion that's not urs. Take a cue from my experience.
"One of the strong reasons..."
Did your ex wife's father continue to bother you after you married or your wife got converted back? because as far as i know, they'd rather not give out her hand in marriage than interfere with your union except the both of you are very much struggling and keep bothering them with your cases.
RomanceRe: Is This A Good Reasons To Break Up by Eazie351(m): 1:53pm On Aug 25, 2025
Appletek:
Should we tell him? cheesy cheesy
This is the comment I've been searching for
TV/MoviesRe: Snoop Dogg Condemns Hollywood For Forcing LGBTQ Storylines Into Children’s Movie by Eazie351(m): 1:36pm On Aug 25, 2025
Izuchukwu70:
It don't make sense why people complain. Lgbtq people make movies and you went to watch it. Its your fault not thiers. Straight people too should make movies. He's just trying to be hard as a rapper. Most of these black rappers use Diddy oil and are DL
.
Truth is LGBTQ has been so integrated into the movie industry so much that you'd find their roles in 90% of movies.
I'm not even exaggerating.
I watch movies a lot and 9 out of 10 times, one of the characters play a queer role.(even children's cartoons)

How is this to be escaped
CelebritiesRe: Lil Kesh Allegedly Attacked In Lagos by Eazie351(m): 10:03pm On Aug 20, 2025
Gbese re o
E no dey tire

Gbese re o
On yi bii tireeee
CrimeRe: Man Electrocuted While Attempting To Vandalize Transformer In Aba by Eazie351(m): 7:28pm On Aug 20, 2025
Karma serious just this one time cheesy
RomanceRe: All Men Cheat. How True Is That Statement? by Eazie351(m): 7:14pm On Aug 20, 2025
Truth is, it is the same minority class of men doing all the cheating and yet, women generalize.

Pick 10 random relationships, you'd have loyal men in 7 or more. (But the remaining 3 might make up for the 7 men's promiscuity grin )
CrimeRe: Drama As Man Demands Sex To Cover Up Theft In Osun by Eazie351(m): 10:26pm On Aug 12, 2025
People have mind o.
Negotiating sex with strangers, not just strangers... stranges thieves
RomanceRe: Drop A Female Lie That Women Think We Don't Know by Eazie351(m): 9:56am On Aug 10, 2025
1. The 3 body count.
Her first guy,
Her ex,
You.


2. Abstinence...(for someone who has tasted prick)
These people barely go 5 months without sex.


Take it or leave it
CareerRe: Only 8% of Nigerians Earn Above ₦250,000 - Ibrahim Suleiman by Eazie351(m): 9:45am On Aug 10, 2025
I want to assume the 250,000 is pegged as monthly income. If so, my honest answer may quite depend on the knowledge of the earnings whether on Net income or gross income.

For net income, the percentage is faaaaar lower (I'd say less than 2%). This is because, after all deductions;
*transportation (for govt and private sector workers)
*cost of production and expenses (for traders and other jobs like commercial cars and motorcycles)

must have been made from the total income, very much less than 2% of people will have 250k in their pockets as profit at the end of the month.

But if it is gross income, haba! An average person would rake in 250k per month but at the end of the day, the profit might not be up to 80k.

How many civil servants and private sector workers earn up to 250k per month sef? Have you seen these people's salary scale?

Should we factor the unemployed too?

My take
RomanceRe: My Fiancé Has Stopped Requesting For Sex All Of A Sudden! by Eazie351(m): 8:18pm On Jul 06, 2025
Legs wey you dey spread like butter when you were in your prime...now, you want to pussy whip him.

"Since the start of May...." yen yen yen!
So, konji sef dey hook you eh? Abi you've lost your grip on the whip
PoliticsRe: 50% Of Nigerian Minimum Wage Earners Spend All Income On Food – SBM Intelligence by Eazie351(m): 12:26pm On Jun 12, 2025
More than 50% on food
More than 40% on transportation

It's now left to you to decide which day to eat or trek to work
NYSCRe: Top 10 NYSC Orientation Camps In Nigeria In 2025 by Eazie351(m): 12:22pm On Jun 12, 2025
So, kwara state camp that doesn't have fence and has buildings around like village public primary schools rank ahead of bayelsa camp?

Yikpata in kwara? Hehehe. God abeg
EducationRe: If Them Separate You Like This, Wetin E Mean? by Eazie351(m): 12:18pm On Jun 12, 2025
Are you familiar with the word "ringleader?" 😆
PropertiesRe: Lagos To Introduce Monthly, Quarterly Rent Payment Options by Eazie351(m): 9:39am On May 15, 2025
Bad idea.

Monthly rent eh? You default by 2 days and your things are getting thrown outside.

Agents/landlords would use the loophole to rent out apartments to a higher bidder on a very short notice and price of accommodation would skyrocket once again
EducationRe: Budget Breakdown: How Nigerians Spend ₦100,000 Monthly by Eazie351(m): 11:04am On May 14, 2025
Wrong!
On the average, for a single fellow...
1. Rent #12-15k (depending on the type of housing & location..single room/self con)
2. 60k
...an average meal costs 1k. ( Yes! Even ordinary bread and coke.) Twice a day.
3. 16k
An average of 800 to and fro for at least 20 days a month.
4. Lol..unless you're a total introvert with an almost zero social life, data would eat at least 10k of your money.
5. Electricity and utility...3k per month is okay for Electricity but gen? Hehehe! Utility isn't limited to just power though...so, cost is undefined.
6. MISCELLANEOUS IS NEVER 10K. Miscellaneous and utility goes hand in hand...gen repairs, light repairs, unexpected dues, "billings", sudden hike in cost of foodstuff or transportation fare, friends who need urgent loans, little financial support for romantic partner(s)...guest/visitor/bf or gf entertainment, invitation to parties...etc.



100k is never enough.
PoliticsRe: Osun Student Electrocuted With Plugged Phone by Eazie351(m): 10:00am On Apr 22, 2025
Love800:
I nor understand this your explanation.
You mean to say you never see where Lightning on bulb (a flash, actually) even when light no dey?
PoliticsRe: Osun Student Electrocuted With Plugged Phone by Eazie351(m): 6:18pm On Apr 20, 2025
Almost had this same experience years ago although in my situation, there was no light but i left the laptop i was using plugged to the socket.

I was shockingly shocked
FamilyRe: 16-Year-Old Girl Flogged After She Was Caught Going To Hotel At Night by Eazie351(m): 8:27am On Apr 10, 2025
Not her first time, this one is already sexually active
Lol.

Very soon, when people hear the "past that shouldn't matter" of an average 19 years old female,...I don't even know how to complete this statement again.
PoliticsRe: Eid-El-Fitr: Low-Key Celebrations As Nigerians Lament Hardship by Eazie351(m): 9:25am On Apr 01, 2025
With christians buying Christmas chicken for as high as 40k in December, it has to be a top delusion to not expect this.
Low key eh? Big salah might not even have any key going by the cost of goats and rams at this point
CelebritiesRe: I Slapped Saheed Balogun On Set Because He Didn't Get His Lines -Lola Idije(vid) by Eazie351(m): 10:28am On Mar 30, 2025
Abbeytoy:
Saheed is her apprentice then.

She trained him to be an actor
And so?
CelebritiesRe: I Slapped Saheed Balogun On Set Because He Didn't Get His Lines -Lola Idije(vid) by Eazie351(m): 2:09pm On Mar 28, 2025
Make one male actor utter this statement and let's see whether it won't trigger the apocalypse.

But we move
PoliticsRe: Reps Demand Suspension Of DStv Subscription Rates Hike by Eazie351(m): 5:22am On Mar 05, 2025
Biggest lie ever...
It's all a game.
Last year, when the price was increased, they said the same thing and even dragged them to court. All these talks are just for the sake of formalties. Behind the curtains, they're "high fiving"

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