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Moral lesson: Don't study engineering at a university in kwara state, you'll either be a secretary or a keke driver.

Bro, it was consensual.

The vice principal must've been making extra advances after the first night and she's afraid you'll find out sooner.

Who's bankrolling the both of them?

I guess they were not blacks cos it would have been written some other way

From all these, i can conclude that there's nothing new under the sun. mehn, from svcking to bestiality to orgy.

The custard no fit done.

I use gas gaan, custard dey mess me up

5 children, 1st, 2nd and 3rd born died (they were all SS), my Gf is the last child n she's AS.

if them sef talk say them no wan born much say na 3 pikin dem want, naso them for just turn barren overnight.


Stop making stupid calculations and kill the relationship before they start dropping advice for you say you fit maneuver am.

Love no go conquer this one if una wan born o

Trust me, 80% of these military women only cry out (because
-They don cast finish for their military world
-All their multiple boyfriends don fail them and they really want to settle down) cos being in a relationship with them is boring AF, all they talk about is their work and hearing their stories go fear you and dem no go get your time sef.

I don date one before, na insecurity go chase the guy (their oga's & mates dey there for you to compete with) everything wey she dey talk or post na guy matter, how you wan stay?

Lol, person do dey use tears manipulate this one from now.

Listen, you have broken up with her in your mind, you're just seeking validation so you don't appear bad
and

those excuses are flimsy

You nab criminals alive and expose their faces, you neutralize them and censor it

highyo:
finally the antichrist is here

And he will cause both the great and the weak to receive the mark in their hand
(Not the lies many movies were telling us that they will write the mark on their fore head or back of hands)
the Bible clearly says they will receive it into. meaning the mark of the beast is an object to be inserted into your body

Antichrist will not show up and start establishing the technology that he will use to ruin the world, but all these technology will be in place for his arrival.
Very soon, the Banking system will adopt this idea and will not be able to do any transaction except you have the micro chip technology in your hand which will give you an access into the banking hall just as they make use of the BVN. once the banking adopt the system, I want to see how you will be able to buy or sell.

Brethren this is time to get prepared, the end is here.

at least we know the trumpet isn't getting blown anytime soon...we still have 8+ years

horror

awon omo 2003 yii sha

okay, the way you dey bang babe, imagine say 9+ guys don bang am like that. wetin wan remain again for her absorber?

as if we don't have enough bad news in Nigeria already but you decided to import bad news from another country.

as for the man, he'd kill his own daughter to get 72 virgins for orgy in the afterlife

Is it a news to you that ladies already know who's next to date while in their current relationship?

Person don dey promise am jupiter�

Is this a playing?

we all know it doesn't end, it only gets postponed. all the best for them

Tell me exactly how school isn't scam

The rich also cry

Lautech should be treated that way too.

very insensitive set of people

17. Cross-d!k

A cross of two or more types of d!k

smooth&curvy

reminds me of MSSN.


i'll stop right here.

doesn't look like ritualists at work... they harvested the lady's organ and put the flesh on her thigh.

damn.

must've been an act of revenge.

Here, they can easily stone a teacher they don't like to death.

congratu-motherfvcking-lations OP, don't fVcking terminate that baby...That'll be the receipt for the nonsense sex you had.

muslim shenk fellow muslim, you still push am on top Xtians head... pushing pointless agenda.


Using violence to initiate peace.

una liver large sef... small thing, you don lock school gates.

damilolaagemo222 and Umar

you didn't serve her breakfast o... both of you served yourselves from the pot. infact, she's bern eating before you.

obviously, the lady is the more mature one.
who drew the "i pity the person wey go marry you " card? you!!!

who's running to nairaland to rant?!l you!

Thankfully, pictures were attached, we would just have been lambasting the innocent lady.

i stopped reading at "i'm 24, she's 24"

ori yin o jor pe

first of all, you said "was" planning to marry...

what do you want to hear from us exactly?

for real, you need STD ProMax before you can have sense