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For man to chase you away, you must have cheated or flirted with other men. Na primarily that act dey make man pursue him wife. The rest of other things dem fit endure am.

NDLEA will sell it at N 3.2billion and make profits. Corrupt Agency!

Alusiizizi:
Cats are not immune to snake venom. That being said, cats do hunt and regularly kill highly venomous snakes. The reason why they can do this is that cats(house cats in particular) have incredibly quick reflexes(by some estimates, at least 20 times faster than human reflexes) and much faster that snakes can strike.

If you are interested in the GOAT of snake control you should go for a honey badger or a mongoose. Not only do they have incredibly fast reflexes(even faster than the house cat) but they are immune to virtually all known snake venom.

A mongoose and honey badger is immune to every snake bite and infact eats venomous snakes and hunts them the way we hunt fair girls.

But the problem is if the snake sees you the human before thee mongoose or honey badger pet sees it because the pet is asleep or went outside to hunt. What do you think will happen before it's awake or comes back from hunt ?

elipheleh:
Marrying an unintelligent woman is really the worst mistake a man can make.

If I can reverse the Hands of clock I wont go for my current wife.

Well, I always loved an intellectually sound woman. It trips me. Something like a medical doctor or a programmer lady. At minimum a working class lady. Both intellect and beauty trips me.

I imagined a marriage where I'll be on thesame frequency.

I am a 1st class material but financial burden made me drop to second class upper in my 3rd year to 5th year.

I always knew I was going far in life and needed a woman who wanted to go far too.

When I met my wife she was very beautiful, speaks very well and in her 1st year. Each time I asked about her studies she would convince me how she was the best in her class and this and that.

Ask for her results, she would say results are not yet out.

By her 2nd year I married her after she got pregnant. As per the honorable man na

Do you know this girl after I2nd year, all her results were carry over. I mean ALL. Not even 1 pass.

Damn. Women fear women.

Now she just birthing beautiful kids. But now there's communication. Tge knowledge gap between us is too wide. Nothing to discuss about. Even when I try to communicate it frustrates me. I will speak and still explain my very own grammar. Then I will now explain the meaning and the etymology before continuing with the sentence. Its a real pain communicating.

You can imagine my regrets when I see an intelligent hardworking lady doctor outside.

Secondly, she doesn't want to work or even study to improve herself.

I am not poor by any means. I am a software developer. I earn about N4 million monthly.

But my wife is only happy selling ZOBO and kwulikwuli. Even at that she is not serious with it. Imagine this year she has not even started selling anything. January has passed.

I've told her to learn and IT skills. She says No.

Told her learn nursing, she said No

I did international passport for me, her and our 3 kids. She just came up and said she won't like to travel abroad. Her fears is that women there are likely going to be working on jobs.

Ok. Madam lets open Boutique for you - she no get the energy to run boutique.

Oya learn driving and be taking the kids to school - it is taking her almost 3 years to learn. Today she will drive, tomorrow she will forget it.

Oya madam go back to school and complete your education. She no want.

Every quarrel, she will threaten to commit suicide (informing random relations of mine to take care good of her children if anything happens to her) and accuse me of not seeing any value in her. Madam which value? You don't want to improve yourself and you now cry that I am improving.

She wants this and that and I spend so much. How can a man be spending more than 3 million every month? She want chop chop chop.

Since I met her, I have overworked myself.

Story long..

Sometimes, I always feel like quitting this marriage. But being a Christian, I feel trapped in this better for worse journey.

If only Madam can develop herself. I wish she can be just willing to learn or pursue knowledge. Let her drop this laziness about self-development and littleness mindset thing. Kai. No ambition. No dreams. I wish she can just have dreams for once in her life. And be a lover of wisdom.

I plan to go far in this life. But its difficult to do so when you're unequally yoked with an unambitious partner.

Only God can save my marriage at this rate things are going

This story can't be true

LegendHero:
Let me guess. You’re from Ebonyi?

Yes. Im from Ebonyi. Ebonyi has potable drinking water more than Lagos Island and a vast majority of Lagos.

Lagos Island water can't even be used to wash a floor messed up with dirt.

HighQue007:
This government dey try for road project make we no lie

they're getting infrastructure right, the problem is just the economy and inflation of dollar

brain54:
Without sex couples are just roommates living together though...

Why wouldn't anyone be obligated to have sex with their married partner?🤷

Civilization. Everyone just dey open eyes dey prove right. My right is righter than your right!

If obligatory sex in marriage is illegal then cheating in marriage should be legal.

If sex in marriage is non-compulsory then fidelity shouldn't be compulsory.

But then I can't tolerate fidelity from my woman and it's grounds for my own divorce.

I just think I can operate in that kind of clime in France.

Oceanjagaban:
Left them in Blackout for nearly a week...for this side we dey stay for 1-3 months without light on a norm without millitant strike....our Power holding companies dey strike us pass militants

Our power holding companies na terrorists

Usmanovic95:
When did nairaland turn Manchester United fan page cos I don't understand how this made front page. If other clubs injury news also grace frontpage,this platform will turn to something else.

Man U is the largest football club in the world in term of fans spread that's why

Denalarian:
Didn't know this guy is born into a Nigerian home

Igbo home. His middle name is Chinazaekpere

dominique:
You would also freak out if armed men barged into your home without prior notice. Men that have shot 3 people just this month in cold blood.

what is she doing with 6 children.

No American on papers has 6 children
Mostly 2 or 3 cos they're not living on government benefits of 2k dollars per month

Illegal alien

Hedonisco:
Because it is his unknown father's money he is using for the project, or better still, his personal drug dealer money.

You people like revelling in self foolery.

PDP didn't build it even with FG money

Sonnobax15:

Another disadvantages of dating a single mother . Especially when the baby's daddy is still around

Anyways, congratulations to Churchill. Congo wey go around,must surely come around one day , it's just a matter of time.

Cc:: ubunja

they can easily fix things and get back together for the sake of their child. It may be hard for them not to have sex since they've shared blood to produce a child. She's officially a threat to his marriage. If he dares sleep with her, he will lose his marriage and also tonto will dump him to become shamed. I pray he is smart. Just be in good terms and give heavy boundaries

Ebonyi is blessed to produce Dave Umahi

Dave Umahi and Tinubu love South East dearly

nedu666:
Fake ebonyi man has appeared. So you don't know its under PDP that the motorable Lane was built

Why then were Igbo people begging for its renovation during PDP time

writetopoker:
What is so special on this picture/road.
this is a cheap construction for crying out loud

Ezi ofia

Why didn't PDP build cheap construction for you or even quality one ?

BigDick70inch:
Imagine ordinary ebonyi wey no develop reach ekiti......
30 Milla for chairmanship form

Ebonyi is far more developed than Ekiti.

Goo0dHardDick:
Who will become America president after daddy trump?

Marco Rubio pr JD Vance but I tip Marco Rubio.

He's admired so much by Trump and Trump delegates too much offices to him to handle. Americans like him too.

Thundafireseun:
This case is normal…. I travelled to Abuja on a business trip and asked my girlfriend to help hold my HOUSE KEY …

A friend of mine who was transferred from Lagos to Asaba asked me if he could stay in my house and I said he could collect my key from my girlfriend…

I realized later that my friend was lashing my girlfriend in my own house 😳…..

Case 2 …. I had one girl that wasn’t my serious girl my friend asked if he could toast my girl.. I said yes because we were not serious about our relationship….
I gently walked away into my room so he could make his moves… When I walked back into my living room less than 5 minutes later my friend was lashing this girl in my palor 😳😳😳

You have very terrible male friends who can sleep with your wife

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VeryWickedBro:
"Get married early, the money will come."
"Marriage means responsibility"
"Marry early so that you can play with your children"
"Children open the floodgates of wealth"
"By 30, you should own a car"
"By 27 you should be in your husband's house"
"A fool at 40 is a fool forever"
"Buying a land is the best investment"
"Once you reach your 30s, money will flow"
"Play with your children while you're young"
"You don't want to attend PTA meetings with young girls"

Sound familiar?





I'm tired of typing...
Bottomline,
You will continue to struggle if you continue to adopt the 1980/90s advice.


Good night

You didn't provide a solution

NaijaGoBetter2:
It's a sacking new year for most of the football clubs in Europe.
Sacking of Xabi will bring division to R/M players as some are for him while some like Vini et al are against him and this will go on unless their is quick intervention of the board.

Xabi should have first go to United where testing is allowed not Madrid where result is more important than testing.

Chelsea, Madrid and Man United who else is joining the league this week

December/January always involve sacking of coach.

Man U has sacked 3 coaches in December/January

Ole, Mourinho, Amorim, maybe more.

Every coach has August to December to prove himself. December/january your performance will be reviewed for the first quarter of the season. You may face the axe

MendyF:
I've done all these tests. Everything is negative except for the Staphylococcus. Some of the drugs on the high sensitivity are drugs I've already taken before. Cipro, peflo and cotrimazole. I know I've taken Cipro before

Change the laboratory. Some laboratories don't give reliable result. Go to a very highly advanced laboratory in another state if you have to. This is my last post on this.

MendyF:
Hello everyone. Around 2 years ago I had a sexual encounter that started giving me a very tiny penile discharge and I went to the hospital and it showed Staphylococcus. I took several antibiotics they recommended and none worked, same result kept showing. At a point they told me I should just relax since I had no other symptoms apart from the tiny discharge which was on and off.

But now I'm beginning to have some quick ejaculation and poor erection problems which I'm not sure are related. I did another test recently and still moderate growth of staphylococcus. I decided to try Chatgpt and it suggests I have non gonococcal urethritis and should see a urologist. Can you you recommend a very good hospital/urologist who you know has experience at this particular issue cos the ones I've been to just tell me to take more antibiotics which chatgpt has warned against. Preferably on the mainland. Thank you

Go to the best laboratory in your state, say you want to do urethral swab test, urine MCS, gonorrhea and sypphilis test

Prepare like 40k

These 4 tests , write it down and give the best lab man in your state,

Take the 4 test results to a doctor to write a prescription for you.

Or you consult me cos I'm a Pharmacist for a prescription.

But don't consult me if you don't have the result of the 4 tests.


It must show the antibiotic that will treat you final final


Other than that, if you masturbate, do hard drugs, drink, smoke, stop it. It causes erectile dysfunction.


Then go to a pharmacy and check your blood pressure and sugar level by 8am in the morning without eating food.

High blood pressure and high diabetes can cause erectile dysfunction too.

Goodluck

Benin don graduate from cultism of the mid 2000s 2000 - 2009 to yahoo plus, ritualism and yahoo in 2026.

Ok Edo state

So us wey no get tiktok wetting we go do ?

Why u no fit upload stand alone video for nairaland all these years ?

tommysparks:
Agba fire. See wetin you dey find go shop. 😀😀😀

na weed smoker na wetting you expect

BoyleEd:
Please don’t call it a drug when you’re outside Nigeria , it’s called medicine oh.
You go explain tire oooo

the first time I used the word "drug" in a pharmacy in America I was nearly arrested. They tested me for cocaine and raided my apartment to be sure I don't stockpile fentanyl, cocaine and other illicits, even tapped my call log.

Omo Nigerians should better call it medicine and be used to the word medicine because if they call it drug in EUROPE or America like they do in Nigeria, they'll explain tire

Absolutely no one. I solve the problem just by post-poning it till I can be able to resolve it by myself then I resolve it.

2025 actually taught me I had no one in times of need and it drastically reduced the way i helped people.

Before, I used to help selflessly but when they were stable, they showed no sign of Ebubu take this for Christmas or new year or birthday or Easter or for helping me, and after they got broke, they came to me again for help.

Omo i con learn how to whine them, same such people were unable to help when I needed their help.

Realising this last year taught me how to reduce selflessly help people or people who don't show gratitude.